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| Location: |
Covington Kentucky |
| Zip Code: |
41011 |
| Age: |
32, Sagittarius |
| Height: |
6 ft. 0 in. |
| Hair, Eyes: |
Light Brown, Hazel |
| Body: |
Average |
| Ethnicity: |
White |
| Religion: |
Catholic |
| Politics: |
Moderate |
| Education: |
Bachelor's Degree |
| Income: |
Didn't Say |
| Job: |
Didn't Say |
| Smoke: |
Didn't Say |
| Has Kids: |
No |
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| About Me |
RANDOM FACTS:
* I was a paranormal investigator... Seriously
* I have been to 12 countries. A mix of work and pleasure.
* In Germany I learned two things: 1)They do not like David Hasselhoff as much as we think, and they will get really pissed if you request his songs at a club 5 times in a row, while yelling Hasselhoof!! in a celebratory fashion... 2) I also learned in Germany that a naked park may sound like a good time but be prepared to see naked men playing Frisbee.
* I have partied at October fest in Munich, Germany.
* In Turkey the cops took my camera away after I started taking pictures of a protest against America in front of a mosk. I may have been taunting them.
* I have been in a hot dog eating contest in Spain.
* I have ran with the Bulls in Spain.
* I once got stuck at the Madrid air port in Spain for two days and had to sleep behind a coke machine.
* I came in 2nd in a dance competition in Mexico, the girl who took her top off won. (I can not complain)
* I can juggle. Taught myself when I was 8 with rolled up socks.
* Decorate way too well for a straight guy.
* Planning on opening my own store with in the next two years.
* I can do a kick a** Irish accent. And yes I have used it to get free drinks.
* When I was really young I was on America's funniest home videos. My cousin beating me with a wiffle-ball bat.
* I have met Robin Williams, Lewis Black, Kid Rock, Lance Armstrong, 05' Miss USA, and Boomer Esiason.
* New years eve 2003 I was banned for life from a white castle. I swear I did not mean to break the door.
* I once saw a midget by a lolly pop at the store. I was happy for a week.
* When I was 19 I had a van that was stolen by a hobo, he left it 3 blocks away, was not nice enough for him.
* When I was in Greece I tried to crash a wedding after seeing a lot of limos in front of a church, after walking in and seeing everyone in black is when I looked back to see the hearse. My big fat Greek funeral is not a movie for a reason.
* 2 things I will never seem to learn:
1) Drunk texting is bad when bored.
2) They are serious about letting Hot Pockets sit for two minutes after heating. That damn thing still burns my mouth every time!
Look for in a woman:
* Has a sense of humor. Have to be able to hang in with my smart a** attitude and not get offended at the drop of a hat.
* Is educated, or at least has common sense.
* Loves to discuss different topics. Being able to have a conversation is a must, also being able to debate without getting mad.
* Is a Bengals fan or can at least stand watching football.
* Will not look for things to complain about.
* Has a sexual appetite.
* Can find enjoyment from doing something new or killing the lights and relaxing with a movie.
* Knows how to kiss, there are some women that think spinning their tongue around like a freaking propeller is sexy. My mouth is not a drink to be shaken or stirred.
* Here is a secret all women should know: (this is not to be mean)
- WE HATE THE DUCK FACE PICS!!! STOP!
- If your pic has guys wearing flat bill hats and wife beaters, we already assume you hang out with morons.
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| Want To Find: |
A woman ages 18 to 45 to date |
Interests:
I Like: |
Bengals, Cuddling, Football, Marine Corps, Movies, Tosh.o, Traveling, Zombie movies |
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