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| Location: |
Arnold Missouri |
| Zip Code: |
63010 |
| Age: |
36, Capricorn |
| Height: |
6 ft. 3 in. |
| Hair, Eyes: |
Bald, Brown |
| Body: |
Above average |
| Ethnicity: |
White |
| Religion: |
Atheist |
| Politics: |
Liberal |
| Education: |
Bachelor's Degree |
| Income: |
Didn't Say |
| Job: |
Internet/E-Commerce |
| Smoke: |
Don't Smoke |
| Has Kids: |
No |
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| About Me |
Do you believe in love at first sight or should you refresh the page again? Just kidding.
I'd like to start this out by just getting a few things off my chest, so here they are:
-I'm actually married and have 3 kids. NOT!! I'm completely single with no kids.
-I'm $600,000 in debt. NOT REALLY! In fact I have no debt, everything is paid off.
-I get girls nice and drunk on the first date, then hit 'em and quit 'em. NO SIRREE BOB! In fact, you'll probably think I'm gay unless you put some moves on me.
So do girls seriously want a guy who is honest and truthful, or do they just say that? If you really do care about that then let me say I am honest down to the quantum particles that flow in the plasma of my bloodstream. If you prefer guys who keep you on your toes by making you wonder where they are at 3 o'clock in the morning then I can set you up with some.
So a little about me..I used to be a Navy boy...scrubbing the decks, blasting missiles, and sailing around everywhere for whatever reason. But then after 8 years of that it got old like anything else and I started looking for a career change.
Here are some other random facts about my past:
-I lived in Waikiki for many years and worked underneath a pineapple field(wasn't working with pineapples though)
-I was once gently waken up by a huge wave crashing down on my face at 2 a.m. in the middle of the sea
-Kobe Bryant didn't want to play me in a game of sand volleyball for his championship ring
-I've sailed half-way around the world
-I'll snap pictures all day long if I'm bored
-I was once on a volcano when its main crater erupted for the first time in 86 years
-I slept in a cabin on a volcano one night when a complete blackout occurred
-I like volcanos
-I really like oven-baked chocolate chip cookies
I like a lot of stuff actually. Pretty much any music, from Peter Salett to VNV Nation to Iron and Wine to Katchafire. I like pop music as well and will usually break the speed limit if I hear Rihanna singing "WE FOUND LOVE IN A HOPELESS PLACE.." I heard she dedicated that to her boyfriend she met on Plenty of Fish.
If I had to leave this Earth and was told to give one last piece of advice before going it would be to NEVER pour pickle juice in a girl's hair...even if it is on a camping trip and right next to an ocean where it can be washed out. It's just unforgivable.
Now, about the right girl: Have you ever had blue hair? Do you eat vegetables? Can you walk on my back without crushing me? Can you tell me my jokes are bad instead of being quiet about it? If you can answer yes to at least 1 or more of these questions then feel free to write.
Seriously though, even if we don't share common interests I enjoy learning new things and good discussions. And if you can beat me at Call of Duty then expect me to basically do whatever you say. Joking. No I'm not!
What about you? Can we just get messed up some nights? Is kissing in public cool? Can you deal with tons of chest hair? Joking!(kind of)
Oh yeah, I have a degree in anthropology..if you care. And I tend to read philosophical argy-bargy. So if you feel like discussing the ends of the universe or challenging my views on the world then please make yourself a cup of tea and ask me anything.
I also like to play sand volleyball in my spare time so if you don't mind getting your feet dirty then you should come out and join me!
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| Want To Find: |
A woman ages 18 to 35 to date |
Interests:
I Like: |
Being Cool, Belief in Humanity, Chocolate Chip Cookies, Cleaning in Underwear, Climbing Volcanos, Cold Strawberries, Crossword Puzzles, Dreaming, Eating with Family, Encouragement, Faithfulness, Fancy Boardshorts, Fresh Batteries, Gigantic Hugs, Good Health, Hardcore Laughing, Hot Showers, Kindness, Kissing the Neck, Last Parking Spots, Lipgloss, Mario Brothers, Midnight Snacks, Mint Icecream, Playful Babies, Power Napping, Pure Honesty, Random Texts, Reggae Music, Rubbing Noses, Secret Hand-Shakes, Sincere Compliments, Space Photographs, Spaghetti, The Three Stooges, Thinking Deeply, Tons of Love, Ultimate Respect, Writing Essays |
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