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| gotdrew |
Last Online: Today |
| About Me |
Single male in lame job, with no male pattern baldness, seeks the company of a crazy woman for unfulfilling sex and shouting matches. Naïve, busty, tavern wenches given first consideration. No lepers, please. Insouciant attitudes regarding your appearance and/or weight are not acceptable. I enjoy drinking, smoking, petty theft, pornography and self-righteous indignation. I have limited intelligence, but try to appear smarter by memorizing useless statistics, independently programming a DVR and chuckling at my own mean-spirited jokes. I'm 36, but look 26 and feel 46, hung like an Equus ferus cabullus, well studied in the Kama Sutra and not averse to providing maximum gratification with just a touch of discipline. Oh, I make a mean latte too.
So, if you're a hedonistic female with a penchant for tightly fitting clothing, eyes more beautiful than a tinfoil wrapped super burrito and skin graffitied like a side street mural, who has a misplaced sense of entitlement and unrealistic expectations that, in time, will become hostile when I don't fulfill every unmet need you've ever had, PLEASE MESSAGE ME!
***Extra credit if you've just finished dating every lackluster asshat, waste of sexual organs, and air in town, but now want to take it slow with me. I would be open to an unsatisfying fling, but prefer a long-term, soul crushing relationship ending with our descent into booze and pills. Looking for long term agony. Serious replies only, please.
IDEAL FIRST DATE: Heading out for a fun evening that doesn't end in a puddle of vomit or at the emergency room. I'm not holding my breath, but I am looking for interesting conversation with someone that will not have to be quoted later on in a courtroom.
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| Want To Find: |
A woman ages 21 to 40 to date |
Interests:
I Like: |
Acura, Air Max, BBQ, beaches, beer, blackjack, bowling, cards, casinos, coffee, cologne, darts, DJ Premier, Drake, dress shoes, Fabolous, gambling, Harley's, horse racing, intelligence, lakes, live music, Lizzy Hale, local pubs, MMG, mountains, museums, Philadelphia Eagles, Philadelphia Flyers, Philadelphia Phillies, poker, push ups, Rock music, Seether, sit ups, ski lodges, sports, tattoos, The Roots, travel, trips, Vegas, women, wrist watches, zoos |
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30's Chat Pennsylvania Chat |
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