Single Construction Workers in Orland Park, IL

About Me

I'm not an auto biographer or best self describer, but I will do my best. The only thing I hate more than liars, is skim milk. Which is water, lying about being milk. I'm produced by Tyler Perry, and based on the novel Push by Sapphire. If at first you don't succeed, don't try skydiving.

I am a Contractor and aspiring comedian. I have a 2 year old son whom I share custody with his mother. However, there is ZERO, wait for it, Baby mama drama (is that still used? My inner city language may or may not be outdated)

I have 4 large tattoos that are all covered when wearing a t-shirt. I shave my head not out of baldness, but out of the fact that I enjoy it. And a force of habit. My eyes are green in the summer, brown in the winter, and hazel in those other two unimportant seasons. Whatever those names are.

•I spend way too much money at 'Buckle'.
•I always dress nice, no matter where i go.
•I cannot sleep unless it is totally dark in the room.
•There are never too many laughs in a day.
•I'm very random, but never without a point.

I grew up here, then went in the Army. Have lived in South Carolina and Texas. So, I have some southern tendencies in me. Was Airborne and a Medic. I got my bachelors degree at a school located on my military post.

I really enjoy Rock music. Alternative/Punk/80's rock. Bands like Mayday Parade, Sublime, Dashboard Confessional, Rise Against, Fall Out Boy, Panic! At The Disco, 311, Chevelle, Bullet For My Valentine, Skid Row, Tom Petty, Led Zeppelin, Poison, and so many more. Also love Country when im in those moods. Florida Georgia Line, Zac Brown, Jason Aldean, Blake, Lady A, Luke Bryan, along with many others. If I named all the Chicago bands, or different types of music I like, you'd be reading for 72.6 minutes. So, you're welcome!

I work full time, own my own home, was in the military for 6 years, and have had a great life, besides in the dating department.

I have season tickets to the Blackhawks. I also try to go to as many White Sox, Bears, Bulls, and Notre Dame games as possible.

Looking for a relationship, other than just casual hook ups. Totally new to online dating as well. Hopefully it will be the first and last time.
If you want to respond or message me, feel free!

Age isn't a big factor, guess between 21-30 is ideal. Body type is not a factor either as long as there is an attraction. I'd much rather you know the difference between "Your" and "You're", than have a great body. Hope to hear from a great woman.

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Thank you for reading and subscribing to my first e-book. Novel, Over. Drop the mic!