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| Location: |
Boston Massachusetts |
| Zip Code: |
02115 |
| Age: |
42, Aquarius |
| Height: |
6 ft. 4 in. |
| Hair, Eyes: |
Dark Brown, Brown |
| Body: |
Average |
| Ethnicity: |
White |
| Religion: |
Catholic |
| Politics: |
Didn't Say |
| Education: |
Some College |
| Income: |
$50,000 - $75,000 |
| Job: |
Restaurant/Food Service |
| Smoke: |
Don't Smoke |
| Has Kids: |
No |
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| About Me |
Hello, my name is Christopher, and I am seeking a woman between the ages of Miley Cyrus to Betty White. I have no preference in height and weight as long as you can see over the tables at Medevial Times when you are eating your turkey leg, and you aren't so heavy one of the jousters try to ride you into battle. My hobbies include moving narcoleptics into unfamiliar places and macaroni art (ziti over elbow). I like woman that can find the subtle humor in things. For instance, last week I stood outside a home for the deaf blasting Metallica at 2am in the morning. When one of the residents opened the window and started screaming at me I yelled "YOU ARE CURED!!! HALLELUJAH". Oh those are the nights. I also would like a girl that wouldn't blindfold HERSELF before we make love. At the present time I am unemployed so I will have plenty of time to devote to you. I am such a devoted guy, I spent a couple of months in a correctional facility for my devotion to my last girlfriend. I am an avid cook. Yesterday I made a chicken dish to die for.....literally to die for. My co-diner ended up in the emergency room with "food poisioning like symptoms". Jeesh, like doesn't everybody eat their chicken medium rare? Did I mention I live in a basement with my grandparents? It's not what you think though., they died years ago. I live in a mausoleum. The walls are made of concrete so when we are together NOBODY will hear us when we are alone!!! How great is that!!? One last thing, my profile picture was taken after I was rescued from a locked refrigerator I was stuck in for a week. I am actually a lot heavier in real life. I have so much I can share for you, but my therapist says it may be best to not talk. If these things pique your curiosity, write back ASAP. I would give out my phone number, but my probation forbids me to have one. Hope to "hear" from you soon!!
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| Want To Find: |
A woman ages 23 to 37 to date |
Interests:
I Like: |
Red Sox |
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