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| About Me |
I'm just the new guy in town who is trapped in a perpetual Groundhog Day state of affairs. Finding that work/life balance has eluded me thus far in this ridiculously green state. Although, I'm fairly certain this is more so due to the need for distraction in the face of boredom than some workaholic desire for perfection. I just don't know anybody yet...
-sigh-
I am far from introverted but it takes me a bit to shake the initial unease of forced conversation and butterflies in the belly... The racing heart of a normally articulate man has often reduced me to nervous stammering and contrived laughter. Unfortunately... such first impressions often lead others to assume I am unassuming and shy. That's too bad because nothing could be further from the truth. Once I find my stride innocent bystanders are usually caught in the wake... I am a sucker for laughter and thus chase such reactions with a fervency. I have a comical nature that often dips into self-deprecation because if we can't laugh at ourselves then what's the point? Right?
I can be "ostentatious with a flair for over the top flamboyance..."
-Whispers-
that's a euphemism for "I love costumes..."
Costumed theme parties are pretty much the pinnacle... I'm a firm believer that every night should be confused with October 31st.
Being from Dallas... we have land... lots and lots of land and it's flat... real flat. Mountains trees and rivers are new to me so I'd just like to get out and climb or paddle something that I am unaccustomed to.
As for the bullets...
My native tongue is sarcasm. I eat with my mouth closed. I open doors for ladies... cars or otherwise. I stay in shape but I could never be confused with a meat head. I am comfortable in a suit and tie or jeans and a T. Tattoo's... I have a few... and scars? Well maybe one or two. I don't like snow peas or blue cheese...
-gag-
And I'm not big on exclusivity (I'm not that important that I can't stand in a line). I like stimulating conversation but drunken bar babble is good too. I am particular about vodka martini's but could care less about astrological signs. I like heels over flats on women but those who will kick them both off and spontaneously go running through a field have appeal too. Brownie sundae's are their own food group and should be savored like a fine wine.
-yum-
As for wine? Red please... you can have all the whites. I love the word magma for no other reason then it's fun to say and I like bacon because... Oh come on... IT'S BACON!
As for what I am looking for...
I have no expectations but I am open to anything... I don’t take myself too seriously and I hope you don’t either. I’m typically attracted to confident, assertive women. If you have a bad streak in you then all the better. Tattoos are definitely a plus and if you couple that with a quick wit then you will most assuredly have my undivided attention. But hey... if you are absolutely none of those things.... Please say hi anyways. Pigeonholing anyone from the onset due to what they say on a profile seems silly and besides... I'm nothing if not malleable 
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A woman ages 24 to 33 to date |
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