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About Me

First off...about me...I am going to be brutally honest. I can think of more reasons why no one would want me than reasons to like me. I am thin--thin as p*ss on a rock, but in my defense, I will tell you I'm recovering from cancer. No need for anyone to feel sorry for me...with my luck, I'll probably live a long time.
Some people say that I remind them of the character SHELDON COOPER on the TV show Big Bang Theory(I'm not so sure that's a good thing!). I am, as the doctors politely say, "non-average", in a not-so-P.C. world I might even be described as WEIRD, I suppose. I guess I'm just not rich enough to be called eccentric. I like eye-styled metaphysical incongruous scenarios and widgeons in wicopies.
I come from a land downunder: underloved, underappreciated, underpaid, understimulated. If you're looking for someone to watch TV with, you should read no further; as I believe 5 TV channels is quite sufficient for ALL my television watching needs(?). I am not into professional sports, unless, of course, I have money "riding on them" so to speak. I just can't get involved with what other people (that I do not know) do, if I can't participate in the outcome. There are plenty of fish, and I'm one of them. If you want to meet me, all you have to do is message me and say HI! and I'll get back with you as soon as I can. I promise that I'll not be nasty at all(I have more class than that). Oh, by the way, if you do not wish to participate in my life, please don't bother me-I've had enough of that already.