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Eye wuz gunna oarder hukt on fonix butt eye cudn't spel tha fone numbur.
.sdrawkcab epyt I, semitemoS
I'm a mild mannered philosopher by day and an evil genius by night.
My 5 year plan involves world domination.
It's something I'm actively perusing and as soon as I perfect the death ray the world will be like putty in my evil hands. /<---(Evil Laughter)
I also experiment with mind control, so if you think of something funny, that was me.
But what I really want to do when I grow up is to be one of those guys that builds the Lego displays in the shopping malls.
As a philosopher, I seek to ask those really tough questions:
Why do drive-up ATM machines have brail on the keypads?
If pro wrestlers all wear tights, why do they need a belt?
If so wise is Yoda, why then backwards are all of his sentences?
What I am looking for in a woman is a person who shares my interest in world domination, or at the very least, someone who has a lot of Legos.
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