latinleprekahn

About Me

UPDATE 9/27/2015

I'M NOT LOOKING TO EMAIL, CHAT, TEXT, SEXT, EXCHANGE PICS OR PHONE NUMBERS.
HERE FOR FORUMS ONLY.

I WILL NOT REPLY TO EMAILS.

I'M NOT DELETING MY WRITTEN PROFILE BECAUSE I DON'T WANT TO REWRITE IT IF I DECIDE TO START DATING AGAIN.

HAVE FUN.
AND
GOOD LUCK!!

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This profile, (job application

) like myself, is an ever changing work in progress so feel free to check back periodically for the updated version.

B- BODACIOUS
B- BRATTY
W- WENCH

This translates to I'm a rocking fat chick!!
If I'm not your cup of tea, I respect that and I wish you well.
For those gentlemen who like their women big then by all means read on!!!

I'm of Latin / Irish descent.
Petite in height but not in weight.
I say I have a buddha belly. Want to rub it for good luck?? LOL.
Auburn hair / natural redhead!
Chocolate brown eyes.
Freckles sprinkled from head to toe.
Beautiful smile & an infectious laugh.
I'm smart & a smart-ass. I'm intelligent,
sensual, sexual, loving, genuine, honest,
articulate and a mischievous lil brat.
My sense of humor runs from sarcastic, sick and twisted to downright corny.
I don't smoke and I only drink on the VERY RARE occasion.
Jello shots & Friday Freezes are the bomb!!
I love to play pool & bowl; one of which I do very well.
I think tattoos & piercings are HOT AS HELL!
Nope I don't have either. Needles scare me.

You can be punk, goth, freak, geek, jock, white collar, blue collar, unemployed, under-employed as long as you are genuine, honest, respectful, open minded, drama free and 100% SINGLE!!! Intelligence and humor is the ultimate aphrodisiac.

TURN ONS:
You're funny but not the class clown.
You're intelligent but not a know-it-all.
You're sexual but not a man-wh*re.
You're confident but not arrogant.
You're in touch with your inner child but not childish.
You're affectionate but not clingy.
You smell good but not like a French brothel.
You love your mother but not a mama's boy.
You love your father & aren't afraid to tell him so.

DEAL BREAKERS:
You drink like a fish.
You smoke. ( I'm not 420 friendly )
You have an extra furry torso. ( If you can be mistaken for a sasquatch then you're too hairy. Minimal body hair if you can PLEASE!)
You dislike cats/dogs.
You can not articulate a single sentence without the word "DUDE" in it.
You play video games every minute of every hour of every day that you possibly can!

I'm looking for an LTR.
I'm too old to be just "hooking up"
I want someone that I can share conversation and good times with.

To sum it up I'm a nice woman looking for a nice man.
Good guys always finish first in my book!!!!