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Assholes......think we're all guilty to a point.
by azmommiex2 at 12/6/2010 11:33:10 AM
Common Everyday Actions That Assholes Use 1. Personal insults 2. Invading one’s “personal territory” 3. Uninvited physical contact 4. Threats and intimidation, both verbal and nonverbal 5. “Sarca...
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WTF!?!?!
by azmommiex2 at 12/3/2010 6:40:53 AM
Im a tad confused..... My inbox blew up last night. Not sure if it was just the couple of pics that were flagged yesterday took awhile to delete, or what. Nothing crazy went down last night did i...
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Turkey Tight End!
by azmommiex2 at 11/22/2010 6:50:19 AM
A professional NFL team, the Philadelphia Eagles, had just finished their daily practice session when a large turkey came strutting onto the field. While the players gazed in amazement, the turkey wa...
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I have no intentions of saying good bye!
by azmommiex2 at 11/19/2010 7:38:12 AM
Because i can't. As each day goes by and I see him falling.....i lose my voice! I fear my emotions will only hurt him more.
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10 Husbands, Still a Virgin
by azmommiex2 at 11/19/2010 6:23:52 AM
A lawyer married a woman who had previously divorced ten husbands. On their wedding night, she told her new husband, "Please be gentle, I'm still a virgin." "What?" said the puzzled groom. ...
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The Dew Drop
by azmommiex2 at 11/5/2010 7:59:37 AM
I read this story on a short story website I enjoy. I found it rather a simple but meaningful story shows CHANGE isn't something one should fear. I think it's a great story to share with lil ones in...
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Don't we all!?!?
by azmommiex2 at 11/4/2010 1:03:21 PM
I was parked in front of the mall wiping off my car. I had just come from the car wash and was waiting for my wife to get out of work. Coming my way from across the parking lot was what society wo...
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Just for shits and giggles!!!!!
by azmommiex2 at 11/3/2010 8:36:38 AM
A man and his wife were working in their garden one day when the man looked over at his wife and said, "Your butt's getting huge. I bet it's bigger than the barbecue." With that, he proceeded to ge...
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When i wake up every morning.....
by azmommiex2 at 11/2/2010 1:50:42 PM
I am HAPPY! I really am! I've worked hard to be where i am and i feel good. Im a nice, genuine and thoughtful person. I live life one day at a time and i enjoy the simple things that surround me. I ha...
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Deleting!!!
by azmommiex2 at 10/27/2010 7:37:56 AM
What's with all the deleting!?!?! Can you not stay away knowing you have a profile!?!?! WHy not just go invisible and take a break? Do you leave with the honest intent of never coming back....Cuz c...
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HELP ME GUYS!!!!!
by azmommiex2 at 10/26/2010 8:45:03 AM
TODAY IS THE 26th and tomorrow is my mom's birthday!!! I almost forgot. Im kicking myself because i usually have to put alot of thought into a gift or idea for her. She's one of those people who ha...
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Try!
by azmommiex2 at 10/15/2010 12:13:10 PM
It's a simple feeling we all seek. But finding it.......in an obtainable situation seems so impossible.  
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Reading Profiles.
by azmommiex2 at 8/23/2010 10:01:11 AM
So im trying to do what's right and actually read profiles rather then just look at pictures. But really......some of them are just so dreary. A play on words. Like.....just looking for a fun gir...
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by azmommiex2 at 7/30/2010 10:30:33 AM
ONE . Give people more than they expect and do it cheerfully . TWO . Marry a man/woman you love to talk to . As you get older, their conversational skills will be as important as any other ....
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Help me....i need ideas!!!
by azmommiex2 at 7/16/2010 8:30:16 AM
Im going on our family's anual summer camping trip next week. All the kids have to do skits at the saturday night campfire. I've kinda slacked this year and haven't put any time into coming up with ...
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I just do not understand!
by azmommiex2 at 7/2/2010 8:16:37 AM
The cruelest lies are often told in silence. ROBERT LOUIS STEVENSON Disappointment does not even describe the feeling i feel after being lied to. LIED to at such a large extent. I do not know...
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I've heard that a sneeze is like 1/5 of an orgasm.
by azmommiex2 at 5/20/2010 10:36:07 AM
A man and a woman are riding next to each other in first class on a plane. The woman sneezes, then takes a tissue and gently wipes it between her legs. The man isn't sure he saw what she did, and deci...
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Nonsense.....
by azmommiex2 at 5/17/2010 7:43:07 AM
So im at my son's 3rd birthday on Saturday and suddenly start getting 911 texts from 2 good friends i have here on DH. Apparently some fake profile posted a naked pic that included my face in S&D. H...
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Infatuation.
by azmommiex2 at 4/26/2010 10:08:40 AM
What is it and why do we feel it? I always fall for those who are thee impossible. You know the ones on the other side of the country. Or the ones who are married or taken. I know it's not genuine...
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Hold on
by azmommiex2 at 3/16/2010 10:48:16 PM
I've never posted anything i've written in my blog. But i've seen other's post some of their work so i wanted to give it a shot and get some feed back. Love controlled me Made me need you Made...
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DAMN......a missed opportunity!!!!!!
by azmommiex2 at 3/6/2010 8:09:34 PM
A priest was driving along and saw nun on the side of the road. He stopped and offered her a lift which she accepted. She got in and crossed her legs, forcing the habit to open and reveal a leg. The p...
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Parkinson's Walk!!!!
by azmommiex2 at 2/5/2010 9:15:10 AM
Please join me and my family as we walk to raise money for a cause near and dear to our hearts - empowering the lives of people with Parkinson's disease. The 4th Annual "Walk the Fight - Raising Aware...
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I love this song!!!!
by azmommiex2 at 2/2/2010 9:08:54 PM
i heard this song by Asher Book and fell in love with it. Kinda speaks to me at the moment. These are the lyrics.....but it's called Try. If I walk would you run If I stop would you come If I s...
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I think i'm done here!!!!
by azmommiex2 at 1/28/2010 10:40:30 AM
I have had fun....made alot of friends. But really? I've gotten bored. It's like an internet circle of friends. Feel like alot of people live here. But me? I have real friends and a real life, a...
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Dirty old lady....Love it!!!!
by azmommiex2 at 1/26/2010 8:23:29 AM
A man decided to have a face lift for his birthday. He spends $5,000 and feels really good about the result. On his way home he stops at a newsstand and buys a paper. Before leaving he says to the s...
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True meaning of a P*ssy and a B*tch!!!
by azmommiex2 at 1/21/2010 11:01:49 AM
A kid comes home from school and says to his mom, "Mom I've got a problem." She says "Tell me." He tells her that the boys at school are using 2 words he doesn't understand. She asks him what they a...
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Oh the power of the Cha Cha!!!!
by azmommiex2 at 1/20/2010 9:07:44 AM
Every day a 4th grade boy walks home from school past a 4th grade girl's house. One day he stops to taunt the little girl. He holds up the football and says "See this football? Football is a boys game...
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8lbs and 21 inches LONG!!!!
by azmommiex2 at 1/19/2010 7:22:15 AM
I thought you guys would get a kick out of this one. I'd be racing for an annulement fast then he could put his pants back on. NO THANKS!!!! A young couple were on their way to Vegas to get mar...
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WTF....$1500!?!?!?!
by azmommiex2 at 1/15/2010 7:50:20 AM
Ok, so this happened once before a wk or so ago and i laughed it off. But now that it's happened again i wanted to blog about it. So i got this message here on DH this morning: Subject: IN TOW...
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Bowling.......
by azmommiex2 at 1/14/2010 7:54:48 AM
Im a lil bummed that it seems like most of my existing friends can't make it to the Bowling gathering. Definitely going and looking foward to meeting everyone....but i'm also kinda shy and feel akwar...
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What can i say!?!?!
by azmommiex2 at 1/12/2010 7:18:25 AM
The past few weeks have been very crazy. Lots of both work and personal issues. Have missed bullshitting with you all. Hope everyone is doing well and getting somewhere in their qwest. Looking for...
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So......IM STILL SINGLE!!!!
by azmommiex2 at 12/14/2009 8:45:26 PM
So....seems love is in the air  and lots of people have connected!!!! Im so very happy for all of those who have found a good fit. Most of you whom i have made friendships with seem so happ...
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Where is everyone?!?!
by azmommiex2 at 12/2/2009 8:32:03 AM
Im definitely a newbie, that's for sure. But there were so many funny and entertaining people on here when i first joined. And they're all gone now. The forums are for entertainment. Alot of teasi...
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The Holiday's
by azmommiex2 at 11/29/2009 9:37:35 AM
Does anyone else feel much more lonely during the holiday season? I have my kids and lots of family and friends who keep me very content with my life day to day. But everytime Thanksgiving or Christ...
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Saturday
by azmommiex2 at 11/21/2009 8:38:11 AM
Im kinda liking keeping up with my blog. I think it gives all of you out there who are seriously interested in getting to know me a peek into my world . Well it's saturday and unfortuately i ...
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Ladies, Read Only The First Part – Men, The Rest
by azmommiex2 at 11/19/2009 6:52:02 AM
A Woman was out golfing one day when she hit the ball into the woods. She went into the woods to look for it and found a frog in a trap. The frog said to her, "If you release me from this trap, I will...
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OH MAN!!!!!!
by azmommiex2 at 11/18/2009 7:20:09 AM
What a stinky day already!!!! I woke up all congested. Sore throat and all. So i took some vitamin C and Sudafed right away. I'm a firm believer of kicking any ailment in the a** before it kicks m...
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Why?
by azmommiex2 at 11/17/2009 10:33:15 AM
Why do men say if your not interested please just say so....then when a honest girl like me comes along and says, "i'm sorry, you aren't exactly what i'm looking for" they have to get crazy and name c...
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