Wisdom from Grandpa...

Whether a man winds up with a nest egg, or a goose egg, depends a lot
on the kind of woman he marries.

Trouble in marriage often starts when a man gets so busy earnin' his
salt he forgets his sugar.


This is so true, it pretty much sums It up what happened to my marriage. I was working, taking every load dispatch had just trying to make us(her) a good living and she was working and going to school that we just went different ways. We lost interest in each other. It did and does suck.



Too many couples marry for better, or for worse, but not for good.

When a man marries a woman, they become one; the trouble starts when
they try to decide which one.

If a man has enough horse sense to treat his wife like a thoroughbred,
she'll never turn into an old nag.

On anniversaries, the wise husband always forgets the past - but never
the present.

A foolish husband says to his wife, "Honey, you stick to the washin',
ironin', cookin' and scrubbin'. No wife of mine's gonna ‘work’."

Many girls like to marry a military man - he can cook, sew, and make
beds, is in good health, and already used to taking orders.

Eventually you reach a point when you stop lying about your age and
start bragging about it.

Some people try to turn back their odometers. Not me, I want people to
know "why" I look this way. I've traveled a long way and some of the
roads weren't paved.

How old would you be if you didn't know how old you are?

You know you are getting old, when everything either dries up or leaks.

Old age is when former classmates are so gray and wrinkled and bald,
they don't recognize you.

Have a GREAT day and keep laughing! It's good for the soul.

And remember my motto:

pay the undertaker with a bad check...