| 3/10/2013 10:46:14 PM |
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bub049
Minneapolis, MN
69, joined Oct. 2010
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Good night crazy guys.. 
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| 3/12/2013 9:31:06 AM |
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misty_4you2
Leamington, ON
64, joined Oct. 2012
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| 3/12/2013 10:08:35 AM |
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altje
Kernersville, NC
75, joined Jun. 2008
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'I am wracked with such hearty guffaws that in addition to rolling on the floor to and fro, my posterior has separated itself from my body!'
Otherwise known as ROFLMAO
(If only this worked as a weight reduction method!)
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| 3/12/2013 11:39:44 PM |
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morles
San Antonio, TX
72, joined Nov. 2007
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| 3/15/2013 12:13:36 PM |
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gentlebear1949
Apple Creek, OH
66, joined Jul. 2008
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| 3/17/2013 12:15:45 PM |
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gentlebear1949
Apple Creek, OH
66, joined Jul. 2008
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A farmer walked into a drug store and said to the Pharmacist,"I want some condoms with pesticides on them. Where do I find 'em?"
The pharmacist replied,"Oh sir,you must mean that you want the condoms with SPERMICIDE,not pesticide. They're on aisle 4."
"No,no,I want me them there condoms with PESTICIDE on them," growled the farmer.
"Sir," said the pharmacist, exasperated from explaining, "PESTICIDE is for killing insects, SPERMICIDE is for killing sperm. I'm sure that you mean spermicide instead of pesticide."
"Listen here," argued the farmer,"I want condoms with PESTICIDE on them,my wife's got a bug up her ass,and I aim to kill it."
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| 3/20/2013 1:58:33 PM |
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morles
San Antonio, TX
72, joined Nov. 2007
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Two sisters, one blond and one brunette, inherit the family ranch. Unfortunately, after just a few years, they are in financial trouble.
In order to keep the bank from repossessing the ranch, they need to purchase a bull so that they can breed their own stock.
Upon leaving, the brunette tells her sister, "When I get there, if I decide to buy the bull, I'll contact you to drive out after me and haul it home."
The brunette arrives at the man's ranch, inspects the bull, and decides she wants to buy it.
The man tells her that he will sell it for $599, no less.
After paying him, she drives to the nearest town to send her sister a telegram to tell her the news.
She walks into the telegraph office, and says, "I want to send a telegram to my sister telling her that I've bought a bull for our ranch. I need her to hitch the trailer to our pickup truck and drive out here so we can haul it home."
The telegraph operator explains that he'll be glad to help her, then adds that it will cost 99 cents a word.
But after paying for the bull, the brunette realizes she'll only be able to send her sister one word.
After a few minutes of thinking, she nods and says, "I want you to send her the word 'comfortable.'"
The operator shakes his head and says, "How is she ever going to know that you want her to hitch the trailer to your pickup truck and drive out here to haul that bull back to your ranch if you send her just the word 'comfortable?'"
The brunette explains, "My sister's blonde. The word is big.
She'll read it very slo wly.. 'com-for-da-bul.'"
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| 3/20/2013 3:59:08 PM |
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gentlebear1949
Apple Creek, OH
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| 3/20/2013 4:28:44 PM |
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morles
San Antonio, TX
72, joined Nov. 2007
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I will have to wait until SLK gets here...
...Then I will be able to tell you as there are no Farts when I am home alone..... 
[Edited 3/20/2013 4:29:51 PM ]
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| 3/20/2013 5:54:13 PM |
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gentlebear1949
Apple Creek, OH
66, joined Jul. 2008
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I can tell you now.....women don't fart. So you're O.K.  
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| 3/20/2013 6:18:26 PM |
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topknocker923
Fuquay Varina, NC
62, joined Feb. 2013
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BULL--BEAR--SLK you all have made my day with that one
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| 3/20/2013 6:39:14 PM |
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topknocker923
Fuquay Varina, NC
62, joined Feb. 2013
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MOST DEFINETLYBULL likes the WHISPERS without the "PANTIES" GO BULL Gotta have something to ENJOY in our later AGE
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| 3/20/2013 7:02:18 PM |
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morles
San Antonio, TX
72, joined Nov. 2007
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 I only hope for the Sake of the OLD BULL... SLK has learn to Whisper in her Panties.. OMG 
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| 3/20/2013 7:08:51 PM |
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newlady2
Goldsboro, NC
77, joined Apr. 2008
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LOL OH we all learn these little things yu talk avbout *Laffin
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| 3/20/2013 7:16:42 PM |
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topknocker923
Fuquay Varina, NC
62, joined Feb. 2013
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OKas long as the PANTIES contain the "SMELL" BULL as we all understand
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| 3/20/2013 9:09:09 PM |
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daisy108
Fort Lauderdale, FL
69, joined Feb. 2013
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OMG I don't want to jump in here.....so Slk and Bull I'm certain you will have lots of fun and laughs too......I just did reading all the above......Hugs......
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| 3/20/2013 9:15:55 PM |
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morles
San Antonio, TX
72, joined Nov. 2007
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OMG I don't want to jump in here.....so Slk and Bull I'm certain you will have lots of fun and laughs too......I just did reading all the above......Hugs......
Daisy... SLK is a good sport... no doubt.. she can toss and catch..!!!
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| 3/21/2013 12:05:12 AM |
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daisy108
Fort Lauderdale, FL
69, joined Feb. 2013
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Is that sort of like 'toss the Bull' Ha Ha couldn't resist......enjoy you guys...
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| 3/21/2013 5:35:57 PM |
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morles
San Antonio, TX
72, joined Nov. 2007
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A married couple are traveling cross country by car from New York to San Francisco .
Being seniors, after almost eleven hours on the road, they were too
tired to continue, and decided to take a room. But, they only
planned to sleep for four hours and then get back on the road.
When they checked out four hours later, the desk clerk handed
them a bill for $350.00 .
The man explodes and demands to know why the charge is so high. He
told the clerk although it's a nice hotel; the rooms certainly aren't
worth $350.00 for four hours.
Then the clerk tells him that $350.00 is the 'standard rate'.
He insisted on speaking to the Manager.
The Manager appears, listens to him, and then explains that the
hotel has an Olympic-sized pool and a huge conference center that were
available for us to use.'
But we didn't use them," the husband said.
"Well, they are here, and you could have," explained the Manager.
The Manager went on to explain that the couple could also have taken
in one of the shows for which the hotel is famous. "We have the best
entertainers from New York, Hollywood and Las Vegas perform
here," the Manager says.
"But we didn't go to any of those shows," the husband said.
"Well, we have them, and you could have," the Manager replied.
No matter what amenity the Manager mentioned, the husband replied,
"But we didn't use it!"
The Manager is unmoved, and eventually the husband gave up and agreed
to pay.
As he didn't have the check book he asked his wife to write
the check. She did and gave it to the Manager.
The Manager is surprised when he looks at the check. "But ma'am,
this is only made out for $50.00."
"That's correct. I charged you $300.00 for sleeping with me," she
replied.
"But I didn't!" exclaims the Manager.
"WELL, TOO BAD, I WAS HERE, AND YOU COULD HAVE!!" ......Oh Shit!!!
the BULL....
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| 3/21/2013 6:19:19 PM |
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jadedo
Mendon, MA
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| 3/21/2013 6:31:18 PM |
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daisy108
Fort Lauderdale, FL
69, joined Feb. 2013
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I loved the joke.......hit the spot....
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| 3/21/2013 7:22:14 PM |
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gentlebear1949
Apple Creek, OH
66, joined Jul. 2008
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After Obama did a low fly-over in Texas.
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| 3/21/2013 7:25:49 PM |
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shellfishguy
Storden, MN
68, joined Mar. 2009
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Soooo glad that my mouth was empty.
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| 3/21/2013 7:27:15 PM |
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newlady2
Goldsboro, NC
77, joined Apr. 2008
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Oh Yeah!! 
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| 3/21/2013 7:28:38 PM |
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ooohman2
Brockton, MA
71, joined Dec. 2009
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After Obama did a low fly-over in Texas.
Did they miss ??????
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| 3/21/2013 10:22:20 PM |
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bellaria
Plainville, CT
74, joined Oct. 2012
online now!
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After Obama did a low fly-over in Texas.
Now that's funny!
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| 3/26/2013 9:58:05 AM |
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morles
San Antonio, TX
72, joined Nov. 2007
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You are driving down the road in your Corvette on a wild, stormy night, when you pass by a bus stop and you see three people waiting for the bus:
1. An old lady who looks as if she is about to die.
2. An old friend who once saved your life.
3. The perfect partner you have been dreaming about.
Which one would you choose to offer a ride to, knowing that there could only be one passenger in your car?
Think before you continue reading.
This is a moral/ethical dilemma that was once actually used as part of a job application.
You could pick up the old lady, because she is going to die, and thus you should save her first.
Or you could take the old friend because he once saved your life, and this would be the perfect chance to pay him back.
However, you may never be able to find your perfect mate again.
YOU WON'T BELIEVE THIS.....................
The candidate who was hired (out of 200 applicants) had no trouble coming up with his answer. He simply answered: 'I would give the car keys to my old friend and let him take the lady to the hospital. I would stay behind and wait for the bus with the partner of my dreams.'
Sometimes, we gain more if we are able to give up our stubborn thought limitations.
Never forget to 'Think Outside of the Box.'  
HOWEVER...., The correct answer is to run the old
lady over and put her out of her misery because
Obama's health care won't pay for her hospital visit anyway, have sex with the perfect partner on the hood of the car, then drive off with the old friend for a few beers. 
God, I just love happy endings........
the BULL...
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| 3/26/2013 10:39:50 AM |
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lahtil39
Jasper, IN
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| 3/27/2013 12:27:10 PM |
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lahtil39
Jasper, IN
69, joined Oct. 2011
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Found this thought you all might like it.
The Beretta Jetfire:
"While out hiking in Alberta Canada with my boyfriend we were surprised by a huge grizzly bear charging at us from out of nowhere. She must have been protecting her cubs because she was extremely aggressive. If I had not had my little Beretta Jetfire with me I would not be here today!
Just one shot to my boyfriend's knee cap was all it took…….the bear got him and I was able to escape by just walking away at a brisk pace.
It's one of the best pistols in my collection……..."
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| 3/27/2013 12:45:07 PM |
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sunnydee7777
Clermont, FL
66, joined Aug. 2011
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Bull good one and food for thought 
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| 3/27/2013 12:48:27 PM |
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bub049
Minneapolis, MN
69, joined Oct. 2010
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After Obama did a low fly-over in Texas.
We need to get him a different airplane. Those dam Boeings can get all shot up and still fly..... just sayin.....  
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| 3/27/2013 1:09:39 PM |
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shellfishguy
Storden, MN
68, joined Mar. 2009
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The true problem, however - was that A F One, or the decoy? ? ?
Heavier weaponry might also 'do the trick'.
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| 3/27/2013 1:12:50 PM |
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newlady2
Goldsboro, NC
77, joined Apr. 2008
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Or someone with a bomb and also wearing a parachute --------- Geronimoooooooo
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| 3/27/2013 1:15:41 PM |
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rangerguy3
Tavernier, FL
78, joined Jan. 2008
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I am so glad that I am blocked by that old racist steer and his flock of clucksters .So that I miss that kind of racist humor.
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| 3/27/2013 1:15:47 PM |
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shellfishguy
Storden, MN
68, joined Mar. 2009
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Don't need any 'jihadists' 
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| 3/27/2013 1:17:33 PM |
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newlady2
Goldsboro, NC
77, joined Apr. 2008
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Wally if yu are glad---- then why are yu here?
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| 3/27/2013 2:53:16 PM |
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rangerguy3
Tavernier, FL
78, joined Jan. 2008
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Wally if yu are glad---- then why are yu here?
To post some of my photos, play in the sport threads. Not to post remarks and cartoons against our President. If supporting him makes me a Jihadist and you folks wishing him dead makes you patriots really confuses me. By the way he won and won big.
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| 3/27/2013 2:57:21 PM |
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newlady2
Goldsboro, NC
77, joined Apr. 2008
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UH OH Now just a damn blasted minute.... I havent ever argued with you- but I am truly ashamed of how yu think its okay to talk to me after all this time....
Sorry I asked a simple question yu can bet I wont do it again!!..Ever!!!KMLLWA
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| 3/27/2013 3:12:56 PM |
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shellfishguy
Storden, MN
68, joined Mar. 2009
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Sorry, but my 'jihadist' comment was definitely taken out of context.
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| 3/27/2013 3:25:28 PM |
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newlady2
Goldsboro, NC
77, joined Apr. 2008
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Ishould have finished.the sentence - Talk to me with that attitude!!. .
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| 3/29/2013 6:19:32 PM |
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lahtil39
Jasper, IN
69, joined Oct. 2011
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An old man and woman were married for many years.
Whenever there was a confrontation, yelling could be heard deep into the night.
The old man would shout , "When I die, I will dig my way up and out of the grave
and come back and haunt you for the rest of your life!"
Neighbors feared him.
The old man liked the fact that he was feared.
To everyone's relief, he died of a heart attack when he was 98.
After the burial, her neighbors, concerned for her safety, asked
"Aren't you afraid that he may indeed be able to dig his way out of the
grave and haunt you for the rest of your life?"
The wife said, "Let him dig. I had him buried upside down.
And I know he won't ask for directions."
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| 3/29/2013 6:38:07 PM |
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ooohman2
Brockton, MA
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| 3/29/2013 7:04:21 PM |
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newlady2
Goldsboro, NC
77, joined Apr. 2008
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LOL Typical Male-- wont ask *L
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| 3/30/2013 9:07:39 AM |
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lahtil39
Jasper, IN
69, joined Oct. 2011
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A wife, being the romantic sort, sent her husband a text:
“If you are sleeping, send me your dreams. If you are laughing, send me your smile. If you are eating, send me a bite. If you are drinking send me a sip. If you are crying, send me your tears. I love you!"
The husband, typically non-romantic, replied,
“I am on the commode. Please advise."
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| 3/30/2013 9:09:50 AM |
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morles
San Antonio, TX
72, joined Nov. 2007
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A wife, being the romantic sort, sent her husband a text:
“If you are sleeping, send me your dreams. If you are laughing, send me your smile. If you are eating, send me a bite. If you are drinking send me a sip. If you are crying, send me your tears. I love you!"
The husband, typically non-romantic, replied,
“I am on the commode. Please advise."
Send me a "Grunt"......
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| 3/31/2013 10:54:28 AM |
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lahtil39
Jasper, IN
69, joined Oct. 2011
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| 3/31/2013 4:15:47 PM |
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gentlebear1949
Apple Creek, OH
66, joined Jul. 2008
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Redneck Easter Eggs......
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| 3/31/2013 4:32:55 PM |
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newlady2
Goldsboro, NC
77, joined Apr. 2008
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YYUUKK
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| 3/31/2013 11:31:54 PM |
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daisy108
Fort Lauderdale, FL
69, joined Feb. 2013
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lahtil......loved the joke......and bear is naughty!!!!
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| 4/1/2013 7:13:24 AM |
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shellfishguy
Storden, MN
68, joined Mar. 2009
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Stolen from another page -
"It's time for Old Man Winter to get Mother Nature drunk and have a little fun making S P R I N G ! !
Thanks, bama!!
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| 4/1/2013 12:36:59 PM |
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lahtil39
Jasper, IN
69, joined Oct. 2011
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Why we shoot deer in the wild:
(A letter from someone who wants to remain anonymous, who farms, writes well and actually tried this)
I had this idea that I could rope a deer, put it in a stall, feed it up on corn for a couple of weeks, then kill it and eat it. The first step in this adventure was getting a deer. I figured that, since they congregate at my cattle feeder and do not seem to have much fear of me when we are there (a bold one will sometimes come right up and sniff at the bags of feed while I am in the back of the truck not 4 feet away), it should not be difficult to rope one, get up to it and toss a bag over its head (to calm it down) then hog tie it and transport it home.
I filled the cattle feeder then hid down at the end with my rope. The cattle, having seen the roping thing before, stayed well back. They were not having any of it. After about 20 minutes, my deer showed up-- 3 of them. I picked out a likely looking one, stepped out from the end of the feeder, and threw my rope. The deer just stood there and stared at me. I wrapped the rope around my waist and twisted the end so I would have a good hold.
The deer still just stood and stared at me, but you could tell it was mildly concerned about the whole rope situation. I took a step towards it, it took a step away. I put a little tension on the rope, and then received an education. The first thing that I learned is that, while a deer may just stand there looking at you funny while you rope it, they are spurred to action when you start pulling on that rope.
That deer EXPLODED. The second thing I learned is that pound for pound, a deer is a LOT stronger than a cow or a colt. A cow or a colt in that weight range I could fight down with a rope and with some dignity. A deer-- no Chance. That thing ran and bucked and twisted and pulled. There was no controlling it and certainly no getting close to it. As it jerked me off my feet and started dragging me across the ground, it occurred to me that having a deer on a rope was not nearly as good an idea as I had originally imagined. The only upside is that they do not have as much stamina as many other animals.
A brief 10 minutes later, it was tired and not nearly as quick to jerk me off my feet and drag me when I managed to get up. It took me a few minutes to realize this, since I was mostly blinded by the blood flowing out of the big gash in my head. At that point, I had lost my taste for corn-fed venison. I just wanted to get that devil creature off the end of that rope.
I figured if I just let it go with the rope hanging around its neck, it would likely die slow and painfully somewhere. At the time, there was no love at all between me and that deer. At that moment, I hated the thing, and I would venture a guess that the feeling was mutual. Despite the gash in my head and the several large knots where I had cleverly arrested the deer's momentum by bracing my head against various large rocks as it dragged me across the ground, I could still think clearly enough to recognize that there was a small chance that I shared some tiny amount of responsibility for the situation we were in. I didn't want the deer to have to suffer a slow death, so I managed to get it lined back up in between my truck and the feeder - a little trap I had set before hand...kind of like a squeeze chute. I got it to back in there and I started moving up so I could get my rope back.
Did you know that deer bite? They do! I never in a million years would have thought that a deer would bite somebody, so I was very surprised when ..... I reached up there to grab that rope and the deer grabbed hold of my wrist. Now, when a deer bites you, it is not like being bit by a horse where they just bite you and slide off to then let go. A deer bites you and shakes its head--almost like a pit bull. They bite HARD and it hurts.
The proper thing to do when a deer bites you is probably to freeze and draw back slowly. I tried screaming and shaking instead. My method was ineffective.
It seems like the deer was biting and shaking for several minutes, but it was likely only several seconds. I, being smarter than a deer (though you may be questioning that claim by now), tricked it. While I kept it busy tearing the tendons out of my right arm, I reached up with my left hand and pulled that rope loose.
That was when I got my final lesson in deer behavior for the day.
Deer will strike at you with their front feet. They rear right up on their back feet and strike right about head and shoulder level, and their hooves are surprisingly sharp... I learned a long time ago that, when an animal -like a horse --strikes at you with their hooves and you can't get away easily, the best thing to do is try to make a loud noise and make an aggressive move towards the animal. This will usually cause them to back down a bit so you can escape.
This was not a horse. This was a deer, so obviously, such trickery would not work. In the course of a millisecond, I devised a different strategy. I screamed like a woman and tried to turn and run. The reason I had always been told NOT to try to turn and run from a horse that paws at you is that there is a good chance that it will hit you in the back of the head. Deer may not be so different from horses after all, besides being twice as strong and 3 times as evil, because the second I turned to run, it hit me right in the back of the head and knocked me down.
Now, when a deer paws at you and knocks you down, it does not immediately leave. I suspect it does not recognize that the danger has passed. What they do instead is paw your back and jump up and down on you while you are laying there crying like a little girl and covering your head.
I finally managed to crawl under the truck and the deer went away. So now I know why when people go deer hunting they bring a rifle with a scope......to sort of even the odds!!
All these events are true so help me God...An Educated Farmer
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| 4/1/2013 1:09:39 PM |
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motorcity4570
Marysville, MI
66, joined Jun. 2009
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~ What a Hoot !!!
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~ Bet he doesn't see Bambi anymore when he looks at a deer.
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~ When your close enough for them to snort
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~ You better have a plan !!!
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| 4/4/2013 8:31:56 AM |
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morles
San Antonio, TX
72, joined Nov. 2007
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One year, I decided to buy my mother-in-law a cemetery plot as A Christmas gift...
....The next year, I didn't buy her a gift.
......When she asked me why, I replied,
........."Well, you still haven't used the gift I bought you last year!"
..................Did you know most of these OLD HEN's are Mother-in-laws....
the BULL....
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| 4/4/2013 1:01:12 PM |
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lahtil39
Jasper, IN
69, joined Oct. 2011
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JOGGING WITH BILL CLINTON
Bill Clinton started jogging near his new home in Chappaqua. But on each run he happened to jog past a hooker standing on the same street corner, day after day. With some apprehension he would brace himself as he approached her for what was most certainly to follow.
“Fifty dollars!” she would cry out from the curb.
“No, Five dollars!” fired back Clinton .
This ritual between Bill and the hooker continued for days.
He’d run by and she’d yell, “Fifty dollars!”
And he’d yell back,”Five dollars!”
One day however, Hillary decided that she wanted to accompany her husband on his jog! As the jogging couple neared the problematic street corner, Bill realized the “pro” would bark her $50 offer and Hillary
would wonder what he’d really been doing on all his past outings. He realized he should have a darn good explanation for the junior Senator. As they jogged into the turn that would take them past the corner, Bill became even more apprehensive than usual. Sure enough, there was the hooker! Bill tried to avoid the prostitute’s eyes as she watched the pair jog past.
Then, from the sidewalk the hooker yelled, “See what you get for five bucks!?”
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| 4/4/2013 3:59:11 PM |
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daisy108
Fort Lauderdale, FL
69, joined Feb. 2013
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HORSE SENSE
Q: Why are Baby Colts so Nice?
A: They come from a STABLE HOME!!!! 
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| 4/5/2013 8:34:24 AM |
Bull's Jokes...Sometimes Funny, Sometimes Not!! |
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morles
San Antonio, TX
72, joined Nov. 2007
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| 4/8/2013 3:28:45 PM |
Bull's Jokes...Sometimes Funny, Sometimes Not!! |
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gentlebear1949
Apple Creek, OH
66, joined Jul. 2008
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(this post has been flagged as inappropriate, sorry.)
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| 4/8/2013 5:57:46 PM |
Bull's Jokes...Sometimes Funny, Sometimes Not!! |
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morles
San Antonio, TX
72, joined Nov. 2007
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Bear .... I got one worst than Hillary....
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| 4/10/2013 4:33:58 PM |
Bull's Jokes...Sometimes Funny, Sometimes Not!! |
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gentlebear1949
Apple Creek, OH
66, joined Jul. 2008
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| 4/11/2013 3:00:24 PM |
Bull's Jokes...Sometimes Funny, Sometimes Not!! |
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gentlebear1949
Apple Creek, OH
66, joined Jul. 2008
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