| 3/5/2013 10:15:40 PM |
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juciydragon
New Cambria, MO
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| 3/8/2013 9:58:32 AM |
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anna302010
Republic, MO
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| 3/8/2013 10:26:45 AM |
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violet194664
Cuba, MO
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| 3/8/2013 2:18:53 PM |
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mkjpol
Huntersville, NC
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Post what here ? ? Stupid thread.
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| 3/8/2013 7:31:48 PM |
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anna302010
Republic, MO
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Post "it" here! Duh... 
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| 3/8/2013 7:39:52 PM |
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kclady41
Kansas City, MO
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| 3/8/2013 9:03:49 PM |
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smoothslider
Eldon, MO
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| 3/8/2013 10:47:11 PM |
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datemike12
Crane, MO
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| 3/8/2013 11:08:30 PM |
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jtay87
Knob Noster, MO
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It
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| 3/10/2013 11:43:46 PM |
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hopefloats38
Atchison, KS
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You're in my SPOT 
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| 3/10/2013 11:49:43 PM |
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smoothslider
Eldon, MO
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we can share
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| 3/13/2013 8:28:56 PM |
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anna302010
Republic, MO
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So I was at my 6 week "womans" check up...
When my Dr. said "You're lookin good!"
I laughed so hard I thought that reverse clamp thingy (speculum) was going to pop out...
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| 3/13/2013 11:22:52 PM |
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smoothslider
Eldon, MO
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So I was at my 6 week "womans" check up...
When my Dr. said "You're lookin good!"
I laughed so hard I thought that reverse clamp thingy (speculum) was going to pop out...
Uh, that's not exactly what I meant when I said
We can share
Funny, but not what I meant.
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| 3/14/2013 11:27:27 AM |
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anna302010
Republic, MO
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And I should care what you meant cause why...???
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| 3/14/2013 10:57:37 PM |
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datemike12
Crane, MO
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| 3/14/2013 11:03:49 PM |
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toeinthewater11
Campbell, MO
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Spring is upon us, let's smile and enjoy life.
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| 3/15/2013 6:02:52 AM |
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cbracing
Knob Noster, MO
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So I was at my 6 week "womans" check up...
When my Dr. said "You're lookin good!"
I laughed so hard I thought that reverse clamp thingy (speculum) was going to pop out...
same thing happened at my prostate exam
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| 3/15/2013 6:14:58 AM |
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arora3
Killeen, TX
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Lemme Capture some space also
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| 3/15/2013 8:40:32 AM |
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smoothslider
Eldon, MO
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And I should care what you meant cause why...???
I've learned to never expect you to care what anybody thinks
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| 3/15/2013 10:08:03 AM |
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anna302010
Republic, MO
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same thing happened at my prostate exam
Umm... I didnt know they used speculum's during a prostate exam!
Totally a different image in my head now... Not sure if I like it!
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| 3/15/2013 10:10:14 AM |
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anna302010
Republic, MO
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I've learned to never expect you to care what anybody thinks
Enjoying Spring Break? I was wishing it was already over by Monday!
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| 3/15/2013 10:58:53 AM |
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violet194664
Cuba, MO
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same thing happened at my prostate exam
hats funny hello smothes how have ya been
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| 3/15/2013 11:26:34 PM |
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datemike12
Crane, MO
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Just for the heck of it. 
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| 3/16/2013 3:11:48 AM |
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33smiles
Eldon, MO
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hi everyone. 
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| 3/17/2013 4:46:32 PM |
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anna302010
Republic, MO
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A man escapes from a prison where he’s been locked up for 15 years
He breaks into a house and inside, he finds a young couple in bed.
He ties him to a chair. While tying the wife to the bed, the convict gets on top of her, kisses her neck, then gets up and goes into the bathroom.
While he’s in there, the husband whispers over to his wife,
“Listen, this guy is an escaped convict. Look at his clothes! He’s probably spent a lot of time in jail and hasn’t seen a woman in years.
I saw how he kissed your neck. If he wants sex, don’t resist, don’t complain. Do whatever he tells you. Satisfy him no matter how much he nauseates you. This guy is obviously very dangerous. If he gets angry, he’ll kill us both. Be strong, honey. I love you!”
She responds: “He wasn’t kissing my neck. He was whispering in my ear. He told me that he’s gay, thinks you’re cute, and asked if we had any Vaseline. I told him it was in the bathroom. Be strong honey. I love you, too.”
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| 3/17/2013 7:43:43 PM |
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anna302010
Republic, MO
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Woohoo! I learned something new!
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| 3/17/2013 8:52:41 PM |
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mscat214
Springfield, MO
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Woohoo! I learned something new!
This is too cool, thanks for sharing Anna!
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| 3/18/2013 11:58:15 AM |
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hopefloats38
Atchison, KS
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[yay spring break!]
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| 3/20/2013 9:38:44 AM |
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kclady41
Kansas City, MO
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Ughh been sick 2 days. Had to makea medicine run and missed the bus now sitting in the cold
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| 3/20/2013 11:14:46 PM |
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datemike12
Crane, MO
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How much snow do you think we will get?
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| 3/21/2013 8:56:52 AM |
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anna302010
Republic, MO
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@ mike - No Snow!!!
@ Feisty - Maybe if you tried gluing that mirror you broke back together...
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| 3/21/2013 10:38:33 AM |
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song_bird86
Sparta, MO
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Help me pick a dresser
http://www.humbleabode.com/cameron-singledrawer-nightstand-magnussenhome#view=details&item=IC79J&search=*&currIndex=0&pageSize=32&currSort=item_score&sortDirection=desc
http://www.havertys.com/Product_15254
Or I was thinking get the one with the mirror and get the color change night stand. Ahhh I'm so torn. One is $200 more than the other. (the prices online don't match what I found in store.)
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| 3/21/2013 10:28:28 PM |
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datemike12
Crane, MO
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@ Anna, I should have bet you on the snow.
@ Song my mom & dad always said to buy the best quality you can afford and what suits your needs the best.
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| 3/22/2013 7:48:27 PM |
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song_bird86
Sparta, MO
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I decided on the one from Haverty's after driving around all day and going to 4 more stores.
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| 3/22/2013 8:16:26 PM |
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anna302010
Republic, MO
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@ Anna, I should have bet you on the snow.
Dammit!!! I just had my kid for spring break and he got today off! It wasnt even snowing this morning!!!
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| 3/24/2013 10:44:42 PM |
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datemike12
Crane, MO
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Well Happy Birthday!!
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| 3/25/2013 10:17:38 AM |
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anna302010
Republic, MO
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Today ! Is my b-d  ay ..
Happy belated birthday!
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| 3/25/2013 11:14:40 PM |
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datemike12
Crane, MO
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The countdown has begun!
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| 3/28/2013 7:18:26 PM |
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hopefloats38
Atchison, KS
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Algebra 2 is hard and hurts my little brain 
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| 3/28/2013 8:14:32 PM |
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song_bird86
Sparta, MO
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ugh I Hate algebra. I have had to take every single math class since high school twice. I am not taking it again unless I absolutely have to.
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| 3/28/2013 10:46:33 PM |
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datemike12
Crane, MO
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Hate algebra? Once you get your "head wrapped around the concepts" its fun. Its easier than calculus!
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| 3/29/2013 12:02:06 AM |
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song_bird86
Sparta, MO
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Hate algebra? Once you get your "head wrapped around the concepts" its fun. Its easier than calculus!
uh no thank you. everything is the same but different at the same time so it's all confusing.
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| 3/29/2013 7:52:16 AM |
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hopefloats38
Atchison, KS
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What I learn one day I can forget the next when it comes to algebra lol
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| 3/29/2013 11:21:43 AM |
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anna302010
Republic, MO
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| 3/30/2013 6:29:12 PM |
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datemike12
Crane, MO
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Sex and breakfast in one easy to use package! Dare I ask what they will come up with next? 
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| 3/31/2013 11:58:11 AM |
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kclady41
Kansas City, MO
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I had a great date yesterday off of here.  Yes there is hope LOL
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| 3/31/2013 9:25:58 PM |
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kclady41
Kansas City, MO
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I got friend zoned. I am sad. 
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| 3/31/2013 9:53:29 PM |
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hopefloats38
Atchison, KS
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Living room is painted, finally.
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| 3/31/2013 9:57:00 PM |
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hopefloats38
Atchison, KS
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Hang in there KC & better luck next time
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| 4/1/2013 4:33:13 AM |
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anna302010
Republic, MO
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Had a guy try to friendzone me once... Then I was like "Dude... Not sure where you are going with this cause, Im ONLY looking for friends." Pretty sure he felt like an a** afterwards which totally makes me laugh when I think about it!
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| 4/1/2013 10:44:27 AM |
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song_bird86
Sparta, MO
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cinnamon rolls make me poop
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| 4/1/2013 11:27:08 AM |
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kclady41
Kansas City, MO
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Funny, before the date I was convinced I did not like this guy and almost canceled. He is religious to the extreme and I am non religious ( Christian non-denominational, do not go to church) which makes it awkward to socialize. But we went out anyway and saw we had a huge amount in common regardless of the uncomfortable religious thing. I decided I really like him and was willing to go out again and give it a try so I guess I am too much of a heathen He believes in waiting for sex till marriage ( even tho he is divorced anyways) he seems to think I am out for sex which I am not. I really hate when people assume things.
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| 4/1/2013 11:33:16 AM |
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song_bird86
Sparta, MO
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You should have pointed him to all your post here LOL
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| 4/1/2013 1:22:51 PM |
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kclady41
Kansas City, MO
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You should have pointed him to all your post here LOL
You need to stop following around my posts and harassing me. Use the block feature if you do not like me. I do not know you and never had a conversation with you ever.
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| 4/1/2013 1:33:23 PM |
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anna302010
Republic, MO
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Funny, before the date I was convinced I did not like this guy and almost canceled. He is religious to the extreme and I am non religious ( Christian non-denominational, do not go to church) which makes it awkward to socialize. But we went out anyway and saw we had a huge amount in common regardless of the uncomfortable religious thing. I decided I really like him and was willing to go out again and give it a try so I guess I am too much of a heathen He believes in waiting for sex till marriage ( even tho he is divorced anyways) he seems to think I am out for sex which I am not. I really hate when people assume things.
Men like this are easy to read.
He went out with you in hopes that you would be so hot that you would make him forget about his religion (which is probably what he gets off to, anyways). Then when he discovered that he didnt find you all that attractive. Instead of being HONEST about why he doesnt wanna go out, he creates some elaborate excuse, not based in reality. So he can go on feeling good about dumping you after one date.
Religious zealots are the WORST about being honest and upfront about shit. It all comes down to what makes them feel good about how they handle the shit in their lives.
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| 4/1/2013 7:13:07 PM |
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song_bird86
Sparta, MO
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You need to stop following around my posts and harassing me. Use the block feature if you do not like me. I do not know you and never had a conversation with you ever.
Not following your post. Like you don't know how you post here? Every attack you put on someone who has a remotely sexual post. That's why I said just point him this way and then he'll see how not into sex you are.
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| 4/3/2013 5:26:55 PM |
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smoothslider
Eldon, MO
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Oh for crying out loud, KC. If you don't want Song telling you the truth about your attitude, why not block her like you did me?
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| 4/3/2013 5:43:56 PM |
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song_bird86
Sparta, MO
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I know, right? She told me to block her lol
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| 4/4/2013 7:03:49 PM |
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anna302010
Republic, MO
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| 4/20/2013 7:21:39 AM |
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anna302010
Republic, MO
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I have the best baby ever! She's now sleeping 11-12 hrs at night!
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