| 6/9/2013 11:13:45 PM |
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avgjoe42
Lubbock, TX
37, joined Feb. 2013
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If I told you I was Jesus would you send me money?
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| 6/11/2013 7:35:51 PM |
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cowboy4672
Lillian, AL
69, joined Dec. 2012
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No"  I'd ask you to make wine for me and the Guy's!!   
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| 6/14/2013 12:10:50 AM |
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azmetalfan
Mesa, AZ
39, joined Mar. 2009
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Only if you trim my trees and mow my grass.  
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| 6/19/2013 11:30:22 AM |
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58dpilot
Springdale, AR
62, joined May. 2012
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Mythology. There were no Mexicans in Israel in "0" BC. Mexico wasn't invented yet so how did some guy with a Mexican name show up in Irsreal back then in the first place?
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| 6/19/2013 11:37:21 PM |
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cupocheer
Assumption, IL
68, joined May. 2010
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No. But I might give you a lift to the border.
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| 6/23/2013 8:44:48 AM |
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glassslipper442
Cleveland, OH
66, joined Aug. 2011
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Cup - are you saying you'd aid him crossing the borders? 
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| 6/27/2013 6:11:10 PM |
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cupocheer
Assumption, IL
68, joined May. 2010
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| 7/21/2013 11:48:26 PM |
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diamondfield
Saugerties, NY
36, joined Jun. 2013
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I know your not Jesus,Jesus lights up the city in new jresalem there's only one other than Jesus lighting the city,and that's the lord god almighty,Jesus and god are lighting the world.and he came for the lost sheep,he dwells with them,that doesn't even make them Jesus.so I would show you bible verses proving your not Jesus! That's what I would do
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| 7/28/2013 9:04:22 PM |
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indigosunrise
Ocala, FL
35, joined Jul. 2013
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No id send you a loaf and two fishes
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| 8/14/2013 2:46:57 AM |
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silva_13
White City, OR
26, joined Oct. 2012
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no
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| 9/15/2013 9:43:27 AM |
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mustangwriter
Boerne, TX
56, joined Nov. 2009
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Everything I own, as well as my talents and my very life belong to my Lord and King.
But you ain't Him OP. Happy Sabbath.
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| 9/24/2013 11:34:00 PM |
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cupocheer
Assumption, IL
68, joined May. 2010
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The OP has ascended.
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| 9/25/2013 7:48:05 AM |
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cowboy4672
Lillian, AL
69, joined Dec. 2012
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Do you think He got Nailed by the subject???
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| 9/26/2013 11:05:20 AM |
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cupocheer
Assumption, IL
68, joined May. 2010
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Lord God ... would you have crucified him!?!
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| 9/26/2013 11:51:28 PM |
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d_voted
Winnipeg, MB
64, joined Sep. 2008
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First you have to get a television show or a radio show. Then you have to sell the flawed theology of the 'Gospel of Prosperity' with your main focus on the idea that whatever you give you will receive tenfold in return.
That way you can play upon the sloth, greed, envy and jealousy of lonely, desperate, frightened people luring them into parting with their money.
It would be prudent to put fear out as a motivator suggesting that if one hears this message and does nothing they will be damned forever. A reference to Hebrews about being 'luke warm' will aid you in bolstering your fear tactic.
You will also have to suggest that other 'organized' religions are only there for themselves and take no interest in the 'real' spiritual welfare of their followers who are really misguided 'sheeple'.
Getting a tax-free status by claiming to the Texas and federal governments your 'sacred mission' will allow you to spend untold of monies on luxurious living including planes, cars, grand mansions (if you invite a few of the 'chosen' ones to retreats there) so that all the money you have bilked out of the lost an lonely won't be taxed.
You need to support extreme right wing political groups so your 'business interests' are not impeded and so that you don't have to share your money through taxes which pay for education, health care, roads,
This scheme is proven to have worked over and over but be aware that when you attack the Lord's real men and women there is a price to pay. Are you willing to PAY that price?
D 
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| 9/27/2013 12:40:52 AM |
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d_voted
Winnipeg, MB
64, joined Sep. 2008
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"You will also have to suggest that other 'organized' religions are only there for themselves and take no interest in the 'real' spiritual welfare of their followers who are really misguided 'sheeple'."
NEVER - NEVER - NEVER acknowledge that it was the churches that ran the orphanages, built the hospitals and universities of a century ago.
NEVER - NEVER - NEVER allow anyone to even hint that larger 'corporate' institutions have the manpower and the resources to respond to catastrophic events or that there are people who have devoted their lives to the service of the poor.
ALWAYS downplay that Dr. Martin Luther King, Mother Teresa, Ghandi and many, many more gave their whole lives based upon the values they gleaned from standard religious institutions with clear and well defined principles.
Keep your little kingdom clear from association with anyone else for fear that even the Salvation Army could step in and give them 'real spiritual food'.
D
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| 1/24/2014 1:09:18 PM |
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58dpilot
Springdale, AR
62, joined May. 2012
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Check your green card.
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| 3/5/2014 5:10:37 PM |
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naturesbounty
Plantsville, CT
47, joined Nov. 2013
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(this post has been flagged as inappropriate, sorry.)
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