| 1/29/2014 11:13:32 AM |
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victus_puella1
Seattle, WA
23, joined Nov. 2013
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My last date did this during a movie we were watching
The awkwardness 
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| 1/29/2014 1:03:14 PM |
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coldness
Kent, WA
23, joined Dec. 2013
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| 1/29/2014 1:11:18 PM |
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zimzane2
High Point, NC
56, joined Jan. 2013
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My last date did this during a movie we were watching
The awkwardness
Being human each person has something in common of farting.
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| 1/29/2014 2:53:42 PM |
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angelkiss58
Pass Christian, MS
29, joined Oct. 2013
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I would have laughed
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| 1/29/2014 4:23:08 PM |
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packersbabe920
Green Bay, WI
51, joined Jul. 2013
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That's funny..
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| 1/29/2014 5:19:29 PM |
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illan615
Holland, MI
54, joined Oct. 2012
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My last date did this during a movie we were watching
The awkwardness
My Mother always said, "Whatever... even the Queen does it". Mom let it rip whenever she had to. Really. Everybody does it.. no big deal.
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| 1/30/2014 3:17:18 AM |
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victus_puella1
Seattle, WA
23, joined Nov. 2013
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Hahahaha ha
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| 1/31/2014 10:29:35 AM |
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keepslowprofile
Moose Lake, MN
97, joined Nov. 2011
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My last date did this during a movie we were watching
The awkwardness
Yes, that is awkward. Just be glad it was only air because it could have been worse.
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| 2/1/2014 6:33:07 PM |
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maniacmassager
Lawrence, MA
50, joined Mar. 2008
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Better to make a joke about it, than pretend it never happened. 
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| 2/3/2014 10:26:55 PM |
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pickygirl72
Barrow, AK
45, joined Sep. 2011
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We are human and we f@rt, get over it. Say something funny and move on.
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| 2/3/2014 11:09:58 PM |
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smoothcruzn
Jersey City, NJ
28, joined Aug. 2012
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if my date cut the cheese .Then il slice the bread...We all fart ....dont get ur panties n a bunch...
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| 2/5/2014 12:15:54 AM |
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myrealme
Nampa, ID
41, joined Aug. 2013
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| 2/5/2014 7:13:25 AM |
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hopeguz3
Canton, GA
23, joined Feb. 2011
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if my date cut the cheese .Then il slice the bread...We all fart ....dont get ur panties n a bunch...
You can make a sandwich
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| 2/8/2014 9:26:35 AM |
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maniacmassager
Lawrence, MA
50, joined Mar. 2008
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I don't fart thank god. 
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| 2/15/2014 5:00:09 PM |
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lindaluvslife
Homeland, CA
44, joined Apr. 2013
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I don't fart thank god. 
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| 3/3/2014 12:17:13 AM |
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luckylibragal
Mesa, AZ
48, joined Oct. 2011
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Laugh and fan the air!
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| 3/12/2014 9:52:39 PM |
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kr6980
Dearborn, MI
36, joined Aug. 2012
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It's a natural thing, get over it. At least your partner wasn't laying in bed with you after sex and decided to let one rip lol with the covers on! I know it's a normal bodily function, but this one was done on purpose. And then had the nerve to look at me weird when I was grossed out lol he could've at least moved a bit!
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| 3/18/2014 9:42:17 PM |
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mzteriouz8207
Temecula, CA
34, joined Feb. 2014
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Silencers are deadly, hope it wasnt that kind lol
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| 3/19/2014 11:12:56 AM |
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4uijack
New Port Richey, FL
81, joined Aug. 2013
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Kill yourself, Fool!!!
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| 3/28/2014 2:51:52 AM |
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blackunicorn85
Winston Salem, NC
31, joined Jan. 2013
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I had a date that didnt want a woman to fart around him. Lets just say that one didn't last long.
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| 3/30/2014 12:47:57 PM |
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zimzane2
High Point, NC
56, joined Jan. 2013
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Everybody farts. So what?
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| 4/10/2014 12:38:58 AM |
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medic1962
Ida, AR
54, joined Mar. 2013
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Maybe that's my problem,,, I keep forgetting to tell them it was an accident! 
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| 4/10/2014 3:57:27 AM |
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livinfree1o1
Long Island City, NY
35, joined Nov. 2012
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you should tell him next time to bury his a** deep into the seat cushion so no one can smell it
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| 4/10/2014 9:45:57 PM |
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justmejb14
Grayslake, IL
51, joined Feb. 2014
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| 4/11/2014 4:17:48 AM |
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ladybugruth58
Patton, PA
57, joined Feb. 2014
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I was laughing so hard watching jackass bad granpa, I poofed.
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| 4/11/2014 4:44:12 AM |
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stresscase
Ridgecrest, CA
57, joined Feb. 2013
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I was laughing so hard watching jackass bad granpa, I poofed.
i love it! it's been this way since the dawn of man: When a man "cuts the cheese", he has FARTED- when a woman does it, she has "POOFED"! 
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| 5/1/2014 9:51:58 AM |
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maniacmassager
Lawrence, MA
50, joined Mar. 2008
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Its less awkward to make a joke about it than ignore it. have some fun with it. that will break the ice.
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| 5/2/2014 2:07:56 PM |
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jade_a_bop
Duluth, MN
38, joined Feb. 2012
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if a man doesn't feel comfortable squawking a log around me, and won't accept my belching, it ain't gonna work
NEXT!
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| 5/4/2014 6:30:19 PM |
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cdw1986
Hutto, TX
30, joined Apr. 2014
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Accidentally it happens. Normal body action.
It doesn't bother me.
I was going steady with a guy and he CONSTANTLY cut chesse in public when we were on dates and infront of my parents.
THAT'S when I say its rude and gross.
There is a time and place to cut the cheese infront of your girlfriend or boyfriend on purpose, and thats when you are not around them.
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| 5/4/2014 6:33:32 PM |
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forumfriendly3
Norfolk, VA
39, joined Sep. 2013
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Did it make you wanna 69
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| 5/4/2014 6:43:42 PM |
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cdw1986
Hutto, TX
30, joined Apr. 2014
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Did it make you wanna 69
Ew. No.
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| 8/16/2014 1:48:51 PM |
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nurset05
Tempe, AZ
29, joined Jul. 2014
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Ice breaker? I'm a nurse, so I find humor in the little things lol. And it's sooooo FUNNY!
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| 9/10/2014 12:04:24 AM |
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msfiesty4ever
Saint Paul, MN
30, joined Nov. 2013
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My last date did this during a movie we were watching
The awkwardness
Better during a movie then during role play of a 3sum!
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| 9/14/2014 8:03:45 PM |
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deeppacific
Trenton, MI
45, joined Jun. 2014
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the date would be over
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| 11/15/2014 1:22:12 PM |
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pickygirl72
Barrow, AK
45, joined Sep. 2011
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We are human and we f@rt, get over it. Say something funny and move on.
Man i sure impress myself with what i come up with.
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| 11/15/2014 4:34:03 PM |
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jimmco
Monroe, NY
54, joined Sep. 2014
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Pretend it didn't happen...probably wasn't intentional
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| 11/27/2014 1:38:35 AM |
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tooflyforawhguy
Oshkosh, WI
24, joined Oct. 2014
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My last date did this during a movie we were watching
The awkwardness
Awwww... What did you say?
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| 12/2/2014 7:59:49 PM |
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vagmasterflash
Durand, WI
50, joined Nov. 2014
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Ppppppffffffttttt! I'm so sorry this Pppppffffttttt happened to you. Squeeky Pppfffftt it's a shame that Pppppppf#fffffffttttyy some people have no manners. Ppp] pppppppffffffffttttttt.
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| 12/3/2014 12:19:07 PM |
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lookin4him2012
Boone, NC
48, joined Jan. 2012
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My last date did this during a movie we were watching
The awkwardness
As long as he isn't sitting there doing it on purpose and acting like that's normal then I'm okay with it.
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| 12/3/2014 2:09:49 PM |
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pike45
Omaha, NE
63, joined Feb. 2009
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As long as he isn't sitting there doing it on purpose and acting like that's normal then I'm okay with it.
Or saying "pull my finger".
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| 12/4/2014 3:13:37 AM |
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smell_my_balls
San Andreas, CA
36, joined Sep. 2014
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When your date accidently cuts the cheese
I giggle
then ask if they want to smell my balls
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| 12/4/2014 12:51:18 PM |
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2691timbo
Andersonville, TN
54, joined Jul. 2014
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| 12/4/2014 2:37:00 PM |
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calblueray
Arlington, TX
60, joined Sep. 2014
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No cheese I can remember but I went on dates where she didnt wipe her a** very well or her p*ssy stunk.
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| 12/5/2014 8:40:07 PM |
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ms_holland
Danville, AL
52, joined Mar. 2014
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Laugh and fan the air!
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| 12/7/2014 8:43:59 PM |
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mr_bigguy1973
Urbana, OH
42, joined Mar. 2014
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Makes me laugh, no big deal
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| 12/7/2014 9:41:21 PM |
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nkern55
Oxon Hill, MD
96, joined Jun. 2014
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I would ask her if she needs my napkin
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| 1/20/2015 11:04:10 AM |
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charlieb4200000
San Antonio, TX
35, joined Dec. 2014
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I just farted.
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| 1/27/2015 8:32:03 PM |
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happylauren
Crown Point, IN
54, joined May. 2013
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I sure would not want to smell it.
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| 1/27/2015 8:32:43 PM |
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happylauren
Crown Point, IN
54, joined May. 2013
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I just farted.
Take some Gas X I give it to my poodle when she has gas and it works.
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| 2/12/2015 3:58:01 PM |
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whydo
Hartford, CT
39, joined Oct. 2013
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My ex didn't for four years. I will never understand it.
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| 2/12/2015 3:59:01 PM |
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whydo
Hartford, CT
39, joined Oct. 2013
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I would ask her if she needs my napkin
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| 2/12/2015 4:24:42 PM |
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frank_underwood
Columbia, SC
60, joined Jun. 2013
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I just farted.
Smokers fart second hand
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| 2/12/2015 9:07:37 PM |
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pickygirl72
Barrow, AK
45, joined Sep. 2011
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Just ignore it...and don't breathe.
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| 2/13/2015 6:29:49 AM |
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maniacmassager
Lawrence, MA
50, joined Mar. 2008
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Embrace the aroma. 
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| 2/20/2015 8:27:06 PM |
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lolass30
Overton, TX
32, joined Jan. 2015
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Better out than in i've always heard lol
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| 2/26/2015 12:11:08 PM |
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disenchanted23
Orlando, FL
25, joined Jan. 2014
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If they can't accept your farts they can't accept you
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| 2/26/2015 5:14:40 PM |
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b2cold
Elk Grove Village, IL
36, joined Mar. 2014
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| 3/1/2015 10:45:52 PM |
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likescareses
Eugene, OR
46, joined Feb. 2015
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so your date cut the cheese oh well big deal
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| 3/2/2015 2:33:33 AM |
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whos_ur_buddhaa
MogorBúdardalur
Iceland
37, joined Aug. 2014
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COME CHECK OUT THE NEW SAUCE SITE lemon-sauced.com
That's right another sauce site b*tches
Better than ever new format user friendly.
Lemon-sauced.com
The site with sauce.
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| 3/2/2015 12:58:50 PM |
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cupocheer
Assumption, IL
67, joined May. 2010
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be polite and ignore
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