| 2/15/2014 7:59:13 PM |
He/she is not into you if... |
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esty2
Mesa, AZ
47, joined Sep. 2012
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Every time you call,he asks;who is this?  
Have fun !!  
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| 2/15/2014 8:04:25 PM |
He/she is not into you if... |
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tessa1029
Madison, IN
56, joined Sep. 2013
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He takes you out and he keeps checking out the waittresses.
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| 2/15/2014 8:06:17 PM |
He/she is not into you if... |
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bulldog5769
San Marcos, CA
42, joined Feb. 2012
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All she does is play Candy Crush while on a date
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| 2/15/2014 8:07:15 PM |
He/she is not into you if... |
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esty2
Mesa, AZ
47, joined Sep. 2012
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He takes you out and he keeps checking out the waittresses.
So a date to Hooters is out of the question ?
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| 2/15/2014 8:08:26 PM |
He/she is not into you if... |
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tessa1029
Madison, IN
56, joined Sep. 2013
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So a date to Hooters is out of the question ?
If we go to Hooters, he best be checking out my Hooters!
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| 2/15/2014 8:10:32 PM |
He/she is not into you if... |
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esty2
Mesa, AZ
47, joined Sep. 2012
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You leave him 50 messages and he does not even return one. 
Those new smart phones are very shy. 
That must be it. 
OT. If she calls you her best friend. 
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| 2/15/2014 8:11:45 PM |
He/she is not into you if... |
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bulldog5769
San Marcos, CA
42, joined Feb. 2012
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she keeps asking about your best friend
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| 2/15/2014 8:12:28 PM |
He/she is not into you if... |
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tessa1029
Madison, IN
56, joined Sep. 2013
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You're so right Amy!
Hooters is definitely out. Maybe he can take me to see the Chippendales!
[Edited 2/15/2014 8:12:58 PM ]
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| 2/15/2014 8:14:27 PM |
He/she is not into you if... |
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goseahawks7
Issaquah, WA
43, joined Aug. 2013
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If he takes you on a date to Hooter's, he probally is sneaking a peak at the waitress, just saying.People don't go there for the food that is for sure!
Are you kidding me those Cajun style wings are the bomb. 
And sure I might be checking out the hooters hottie who is standing on our table using a hula hoop while balancing a pitcher of beer on her head.
But you are gonna be the one I am devouring when we get home! 
I  Hooter's food!
[Edited 2/15/2014 8:15:58 PM ]
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| 2/15/2014 8:15:41 PM |
He/she is not into you if... |
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esty2
Mesa, AZ
47, joined Sep. 2012
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You mean I should leave him another one just in case?
Yeah. Just to be sure.
OT if he shows you pics of "your competition"
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| 2/15/2014 8:17:28 PM |
He/she is not into you if... |
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bulldog5769
San Marcos, CA
42, joined Feb. 2012
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She never shows up for the date
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| 2/15/2014 8:18:17 PM |
He/she is not into you if... |
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tessa1029
Madison, IN
56, joined Sep. 2013
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At least my boobs are real and not fake!
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| 2/15/2014 8:18:47 PM |
He/she is not into you if... |
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southernnsassy
Rutherfordton, NC
49, joined Jun. 2012
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I would not want a guy that didnt check out other chics (that would mean there was something wrong with him).....but he better not break his neck doing it....
OT
When he spends the first 15 minutes of the first date talking to his ex girlfriend on the phonewas he thinking.....
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| 2/15/2014 8:18:48 PM |
He/she is not into you if... |
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esty2
Mesa, AZ
47, joined Sep. 2012
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Phones,I'm telling you. @Amy
OT. If he never chooses you as his DH hottie.
[Edited 2/15/2014 8:19:38 PM ]
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| 2/15/2014 8:20:40 PM |
He/she is not into you if... |
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bulldog5769
San Marcos, CA
42, joined Feb. 2012
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She shows up with her boyfriend
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| 2/15/2014 8:20:46 PM |
He/she is not into you if... |
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tamster13
Nanticoke, PA
51, joined Mar. 2013
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At least my boobs are real and not fake!
Mine too, and pretty sure can keep his attention
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| 2/15/2014 8:20:48 PM |
He/she is not into you if... |
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tessa1029
Madison, IN
56, joined Sep. 2013
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When he has that damn thing stuck in his ear. He starts talking and you say what and he says I'm not talking to you! Yup, that happened to me on a date one time. Dumbass!
[Edited 2/15/2014 8:21:15 PM ]
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| 2/15/2014 8:21:56 PM |
He/she is not into you if... |
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bulldog5769
San Marcos, CA
42, joined Feb. 2012
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She won't kiss you because you have a beard.
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| 2/15/2014 8:22:19 PM |
He/she is not into you if... |
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southernnsassy
Rutherfordton, NC
49, joined Jun. 2012
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She never shows up for the date
I have been stood up 3 times in the last 2 years....
Their lose....
[Edited 2/15/2014 8:23:20 PM ]
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| 2/15/2014 8:22:21 PM |
He/she is not into you if... |
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bulldog5769
San Marcos, CA
42, joined Feb. 2012
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I just had that happen, it hurts!
Sorry Amy, would never stand you up 
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| 2/15/2014 8:22:58 PM |
He/she is not into you if... |
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bulldog5769
San Marcos, CA
42, joined Feb. 2012
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I have been stood up 3 times in the last 2 years....
You too sassy
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| 2/15/2014 8:24:12 PM |
He/she is not into you if... |
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esty2
Mesa, AZ
47, joined Sep. 2012
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Mine too, and pretty sure can keep his attention
OT. If he changes his phone number.
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| 2/15/2014 8:24:16 PM |
He/she is not into you if... |
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tamster13
Nanticoke, PA
51, joined Mar. 2013
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Damn Bull's really getting around 
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| 2/15/2014 8:26:02 PM |
He/she is not into you if... |
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tessa1029
Madison, IN
56, joined Sep. 2013
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That stinks! Those men don't know what they were missing.
Thanks Bull.
It was this weekend I got stood up, Got stood up on Valentines day, Perhaps I need to make that a country song.
I'm sorry that happened to you. That Jackass! He didn't deserve you anyway!
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| 2/15/2014 8:27:31 PM |
He/she is not into you if... |
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esty2
Mesa, AZ
47, joined Sep. 2012
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I just look up the new one.
Oh shit ! A woman on a mission.
OT if he wants to make out in the parking lot.
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| 2/15/2014 8:30:23 PM |
He/she is not into you if... |
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bulldog5769
San Marcos, CA
42, joined Feb. 2012
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Damn Bull's really getting around
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| 2/15/2014 8:37:13 PM |
He/she is not into you if... |
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esty2
Mesa, AZ
47, joined Sep. 2012
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If he gets around.
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| 2/15/2014 8:40:11 PM |
He/she is not into you if... |
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esty2
Mesa, AZ
47, joined Sep. 2012
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Ouch
OT if he doesn't even remember your real name.
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| 2/15/2014 8:40:11 PM |
He/she is not into you if... |
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bulldog5769
San Marcos, CA
42, joined Feb. 2012
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compares you to all her ex's
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| 2/15/2014 8:41:54 PM |
He/she is not into you if... |
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tessa1029
Madison, IN
56, joined Sep. 2013
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He can't stop touching himself. Isn't that what guys call Pocket Pool?
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| 2/15/2014 8:42:50 PM |
He/she is not into you if... |
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esty2
Mesa, AZ
47, joined Sep. 2012
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Tessa
I've never heard it.
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| 2/15/2014 8:44:05 PM |
He/she is not into you if... |
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tessa1029
Madison, IN
56, joined Sep. 2013
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Well, they can't seem to stop touching, pulling and grabbing it. OY VEY!
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| 2/15/2014 8:46:35 PM |
He/she is not into you if... |
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bulldog5769
San Marcos, CA
42, joined Feb. 2012
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you tell her you drive a mini-van and she hangs up.
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| 2/15/2014 8:46:35 PM |
He/she is not into you if... |
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esty2
Mesa, AZ
47, joined Sep. 2012
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I would be afraid to touch that. 
you tell her you drive a mini-van and she hangs up.
Ouch!
[Edited 2/15/2014 8:48:18 PM ]
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| 2/15/2014 8:48:57 PM |
He/she is not into you if... |
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tessa1029
Madison, IN
56, joined Sep. 2013
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If you get a tattoo with his name on your arm and he always makes you hide it.
Or he gets a tattoo on his Winky and you can make his tattoo grow! Ole'!
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| 2/15/2014 8:49:40 PM |
He/she is not into you if... |
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bulldog5769
San Marcos, CA
42, joined Feb. 2012
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Or he gets a tattoo on his Winky and you can make his tattoo grow! Ole'!
Ouch!
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| 2/15/2014 8:54:28 PM |
He/she is not into you if... |
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tessa1029
Madison, IN
56, joined Sep. 2013
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If it's a tattoo of a hornet and his name is adam.
I mean. ...O never mind
Tell me more!
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| 2/15/2014 9:01:20 PM |
He/she is not into you if... |
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tessa1029
Madison, IN
56, joined Sep. 2013
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I'd never thought of him getting a hornet on his weinie. That may not be something that I would want to see grow!
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| 2/15/2014 9:04:07 PM |
He/she is not into you if... |
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tessa1029
Madison, IN
56, joined Sep. 2013
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It's interesting to say the least
You got a pic?? you can send it to my inbox. 
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| 2/15/2014 9:07:38 PM |
He/she is not into you if... |
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esty2
Mesa, AZ
47, joined Sep. 2012
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Share
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| 2/15/2014 9:10:27 PM |
He/she is not into you if... |
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goseahawks7
Issaquah, WA
43, joined Aug. 2013
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If she ignores your messages
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| 2/15/2014 9:11:29 PM |
He/she is not into you if... |
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bulldog5769
San Marcos, CA
42, joined Feb. 2012
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She won't answer your email
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| 2/15/2014 9:14:40 PM |
He/she is not into you if... |
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esty2
Mesa, AZ
47, joined Sep. 2012
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Restraining Order...
49 feet is ok....but not 50 feet. ...come on really? ??
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| 2/15/2014 9:16:06 PM |
He/she is not into you if... |
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jamjam777
Van Buren, AR
48, joined Oct. 2013
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Keeps asking .....so...when are U cutting your hair
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| 2/15/2014 9:32:15 PM |
He/she is not into you if... |
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jamjam777
Van Buren, AR
48, joined Oct. 2013
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Thank U....
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| 2/16/2014 5:57:35 AM |
He/she is not into you if... |
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jakebearr
Simi Valley, CA
49, joined Sep. 2013
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He can't stop touching himself. Isn't that what guys call Pocket Pool?
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| 2/16/2014 6:19:10 AM |
He/she is not into you if... |
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kissingbanditto
Emmett, ID
54, joined May. 2009
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Cut the pockets out of all of his Levi's.
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| 2/16/2014 6:59:28 AM |
He/she is not into you if... |
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whaa_a
Tazewell, TN
45, joined Jan. 2014
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If you have no contact with them what so ever....yet they still expect you to believe "their working" lol
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| 2/16/2014 9:01:40 PM |
He/she is not into you if... |
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esty2
Mesa, AZ
47, joined Sep. 2012
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He never asks about your pets.
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| 2/16/2014 9:07:47 PM |
He/she is not into you if... |
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bulldog5769
San Marcos, CA
42, joined Feb. 2012
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she doesn't stay for her drink.
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| 2/16/2014 9:12:16 PM |
He/she is not into you if... |
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bearfanpete
Mobile, AL
54, joined Jan. 2014
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She's engaged
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| 2/16/2014 9:13:18 PM |
He/she is not into you if... |
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esty2
Mesa, AZ
47, joined Sep. 2012
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If he tells you off bc you refuse to go "parking"
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| 2/16/2014 9:25:27 PM |
He/she is not into you if... |
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caliokc
Oklahoma City, OK
45, joined Jan. 2014
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I find short responses back to your messages you might as well move on.
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| 2/16/2014 9:27:12 PM |
He/she is not into you if... |
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bulldog5769
San Marcos, CA
42, joined Feb. 2012
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she forgets to tell you that she is married.
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| 2/16/2014 9:29:29 PM |
He/she is not into you if... |
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luvspells
Whitesburg, GA
43, joined Apr. 2011
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He tells you...how pretty your face is and you'd be pretty awesome if you lost more weight
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| 2/16/2014 9:50:38 PM |
He/she is not into you if... |
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tessa1029
Madison, IN
56, joined Sep. 2013
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He orders dinner for you from the $1 menu!
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| 2/16/2014 9:53:36 PM |
He/she is not into you if... |
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bulldog5769
San Marcos, CA
42, joined Feb. 2012
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They won't let you keep the happy meal toy.
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| 2/16/2014 9:54:25 PM |
He/she is not into you if... |
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tessa1029
Madison, IN
56, joined Sep. 2013
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They won't let you keep the happy meal toy.
Now that's just mean!
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| 2/16/2014 9:56:56 PM |
He/she is not into you if... |
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jakebearr
Simi Valley, CA
49, joined Sep. 2013
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Or color at the table
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| 2/16/2014 9:58:49 PM |
He/she is not into you if... |
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tessa1029
Madison, IN
56, joined Sep. 2013
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If he tries to get in your pants on the first date!
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