6/24/2014 10:20:03 PM |
What was the cutest thing ur children said to u? |
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single_rich41
Comstock Park, MI
45, joined Mar. 2014
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My daughter was sick...she was 6 and said..." daddy i dont feel good, i think im gonna varmint" lol in stead of vomit.....god love her
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6/24/2014 10:29:40 PM |
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tall_xl_bbw
Saint Louis, MO
97, joined Feb. 2014
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That's too cute, I love it when kids don't quite say things the right way.
When my now 16 year old son was about 6, he told me he would never leave me and that one day he was gonna marry me. Lol.
I smiled, told him I loved him with all my heart. Then I assured him that he will most certainly not marry me and I am certain that one day he will meet a wonderful girl, get married and move to his own home.
It's said that a boys first love is his mommy. I think that's probably right.
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6/25/2014 11:42:31 PM |
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single_rich41
Comstock Park, MI
45, joined Mar. 2014
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That's too cute, I love it when kids don't quite say things the right way.
When my now 16 year old son was about 6, he told me he would never leave me and that one day he was gonna marry me. Lol.
I smiled, told him I loved him with all my heart. Then I assured him that he will most certainly not marry me and I am certain that one day he will meet a wonderful girl, get married and move to his own home.
It's said that a boys first love is his mommy. I think that's probably right.
of course it is...u ladies are a gift ..mom is mom...i can say..u motivate us by being a man..and dad yes structure/guidence is good..but mom..<----no need
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6/26/2014 8:02:47 AM |
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whaa_a
Tazewell, TN
45, joined Jan. 2014
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The weather was bad and there was a tornado watch...my son said tomato watch.
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6/26/2014 2:09:30 PM |
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single_rich41
Comstock Park, MI
45, joined Mar. 2014
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That's too cute, I love it when kids don't quite say things the right way.
When my now 16 year old son was about 6, he told me he would never leave me and that one day he was gonna marry me. Lol.
I smiled, told him I loved him with all my heart. Then I assured him that he will most certainly not marry me and I am certain that one day he will meet a wonderful girl, get married and move to his own home.
It's said that a boys first love is his mommy. I think that's probably right.
i agree u moms break the mold for us...
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6/26/2014 2:10:23 PM |
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single_rich41
Comstock Park, MI
45, joined Mar. 2014
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The weather was bad and there was a tornado watch...my son said tomato watch. lol cute
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6/26/2014 5:15:56 PM |
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inni_dreamz
Pasadena, CA
98, joined Nov. 2012
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I love kids! Mine are bigger now.. if I told you the last thing my oldest son did, you'd kick me out of here.
I tell ya, I'm so tired of getting bashed for being a single parent in the main forums here... I'm looking for a safe place to hang out.
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6/26/2014 10:17:52 PM |
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onlykisses4u
Winterport, ME
36, joined Dec. 2011
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On Father's Day this year (Since their father isn't involved at all), I told the boys in honor of Daddy's Day, we were gonna do absolutely NOTHING, but watch manly movies, eat, lounge around, burp, fart, giggle, wrestle, and pretend "I'm the Man" (taken from School of Rock).
All the boys lost it laughing when I took a drink of Pepsi and out came this HUGE completely unexpected burp and I said "EXCUUSSSEE ME!" My 5 year old yells out "Way to go Momma! Good job burped!" Then my 8 year old pipes up without skipping a beat, "We don't need a Dad. We have the best man right here! Do it again Mum!!" I couldn't help, but just about fall out of my chair laughing!
It's all about those little moments and memories with our kiddos that make being a parent worth it. They always make me laugh every day with the stuff they come out with! Children are such awesome miracles!
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6/26/2014 10:34:21 PM |
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tall_xl_bbw
Saint Louis, MO
97, joined Feb. 2014
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I love kids! Mine are bigger now.. if I told you the last thing my oldest son did, you'd kick me out of here.
I tell ya, I'm so tired of getting bashed for being a single parent in the main forums here... I'm looking for a safe place to hang out.
Bashing on people is just so unnecessary. I do the forums, but I try to keep to the safer topics. If I go in for something that may be setting myself up for scrutiny, then I tone down my answer/explanation. I get my feelings hurt easily..lol.
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6/26/2014 10:36:48 PM |
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tall_xl_bbw
Saint Louis, MO
97, joined Feb. 2014
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i agree u moms break the mold for us...
How can anyone not love being a mom...I dread the day they all leave me...I got about 2 years..sigh. That's the biggest reason I'm looking for a fella now. Gettin an early start.
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6/26/2014 10:44:00 PM |
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ceejayr
Houston, TX
37, joined Oct. 2012
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I was low on cash and couldnt buy all my child wished for on her birthday list...and she comes back later in the day "daddy I don't care about the gifts it's not important, I already have the most important things in life like family,love,friends....i was blown away!
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6/26/2014 10:56:43 PM |
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tall_xl_bbw
Saint Louis, MO
97, joined Feb. 2014
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On Father's Day this year (Since their father isn't involved at all), I told the boys in honor of Daddy's Day, we were gonna do absolutely NOTHING, but watch manly movies, eat, lounge around, burp, fart, giggle, wrestle, and pretend "I'm the Man" (taken from School of Rock).
All the boys lost it laughing when I took a drink of Pepsi and out came this HUGE completely unexpected burp and I said "EXCUUSSSEE ME!" My 5 year old yells out "Way to go Momma! Good job burped!" Then my 8 year old pipes up without skipping a beat, "We don't need a Dad. We have the best man right here! Do it again Mum!!" I couldn't help, but just about fall out of my chair laughing!
It's all about those little moments and memories with our kiddos that make being a parent worth it. They always make me laugh every day with the stuff they come out with! Children are such awesome miracles!
Way to go mom! That was funny!
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6/26/2014 10:57:38 PM |
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tall_xl_bbw
Saint Louis, MO
97, joined Feb. 2014
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I was low on cash and couldnt buy all my child wished for on her birthday list...and she comes back later in the day "daddy I don't care about the gifts it's not important, I already have the most important things in life like family,love,friends....i was blown away!
What a sweet little girl! Smart as well.
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6/27/2014 2:25:57 AM |
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single_rich41
Comstock Park, MI
45, joined Mar. 2014
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I love kids! Mine are bigger now.. if I told you the last thing my oldest son did, you'd kick me out of here.
I tell ya, I'm so tired of getting bashed for being a single parent in the main forums here... I'm looking for a safe place to hang out.
ur in good company here..no bashing here...there is no need...sooo welcome..
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6/27/2014 4:35:27 AM |
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some1likeyou24
Montebello, CA
27, joined Apr. 2014
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My 5 year old daughter said you know what im going to name my baby when I have her? Mommy. Lol it was too much.
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6/27/2014 7:17:51 AM |
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single_rich41
Comstock Park, MI
45, joined Mar. 2014
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How can anyone not love being a mom...I dread the day they all leave me...I got about 2 years..sigh. That's the biggest reason I'm looking for a fella now. Gettin an early start.
nothing wrong with an early start on man shopping lol
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6/27/2014 10:21:13 AM |
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inni_dreamz
Pasadena, CA
98, joined Nov. 2012
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Bashing on people is just so unnecessary. I do the forums, but I try to keep to the safer topics. If I go in for something that may be setting myself up for scrutiny, then I tone down my answer/explanation. I get my feelings hurt easily..lol.
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6/28/2014 4:07:25 PM |
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tall_xl_bbw
Saint Louis, MO
97, joined Feb. 2014
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My 5 year old daughter said you know what im going to name my baby when I have her? Mommy. Lol it was too much.
That's adorable!
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6/28/2014 9:49:35 PM |
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debyduh
Hamburg, PA
54, joined May. 2014
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We were all at the dinner table. I was telling the kids, "How are you gonna eat when I die?" The oldest 21 said he could cook. I told him he can't do anything without asking me. The oldest daughter says to me, "Mom I know your busy being dead, but could you....?"
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6/28/2014 10:11:01 PM |
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icarenotaboutu
Mount Juliet, TN
38, joined May. 2014
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Today?
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6/30/2014 10:43:23 AM |
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single_rich41
Comstock Park, MI
45, joined Mar. 2014
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Today?
nice pringle guy moustache.....
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7/6/2014 3:06:38 AM |
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julia92345
East Elmhurst, NY
24, joined Aug. 2013
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My five year old son told me one when I was crying about something he wiped my tears with his hand and said its okay Mommy and said I love you.
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7/7/2014 4:07:30 PM |
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syncerelyurs
San Francisco, CA
29, joined Sep. 2012
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my 5yr old son compliments me when I make dinner or do something cool to him
"mom's you are the coolest mom EVER!" or " you should open a restaurant cuz your food is awesome!"
then I reply "dude you just now realizing I am hella awesome!" lol
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7/7/2014 8:07:28 PM |
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countryfun_86
Billings, MT
30, joined Jan. 2014
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My oldest son told me that he's never going to move out because he doesn't want me to live alone, and that his kids will live with me too. Lol he's 7.
Than even more recently, he took the liberty to help me with the shopping list. It's made on a small white board on my fridge. He wrote three things on it while I was mowing the lawn. Supposed to be ham, bologna, and mayo. He wrote ham, blowny, and myo. Lol I couldn't stop laughing. Guess he wanted a sandwich and didn't see anything in the fridge.
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7/12/2014 9:20:14 AM |
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zimzane2
High Point, NC
56, joined Jan. 2013
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My daughter was sick...she was 6 and said..." daddy i dont feel good, i think im gonna varmint" lol in stead of vomit.....god love her
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7/12/2014 2:20:44 PM |
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leah_1983
Sioux Falls, SD
34, joined Jun. 2014
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When our kitten passed away when my daughter was 9 she said to me, "It's ok mommy, even God needs sweet kitties like our Pearl, it's just his way of opening our home to another lost kitten." I was speechless and sobbing about the injustice of losing our little one because it was so unexpected and she just put everything right into perspective. Children are so amazing!
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7/13/2014 6:50:10 PM |
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_purdibird_
Monterey, CA
50, joined May. 2014
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I will never forget the time my youngest son came up to me, when he was
a bit younger, and said, "Mom.... have I been Bapsanitized??"
i nearly pissed myself i was laughing so darn hard.
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7/13/2014 6:54:40 PM |
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train45aa
Knoxville, TN
35, joined Jun. 2014
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my 3-year-old son said, " daddy you're beautiful"
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7/13/2014 10:54:47 PM |
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ayemie
Granite Bay, CA
46, joined Jul. 2010
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My 7 year old ask me one time " do you know how to tell if someone is an illegal alien?". I said "no how?". He responded with "well if you take a wet wash cloth and wipe it on their arm and it's green underneath it means they're an alien and it's illegal for them to be here!"
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7/14/2014 3:16:19 AM |
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single_rich41
Comstock Park, MI
45, joined Mar. 2014
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My oldest son told me that he's never going to move out because he doesn't want me to live alone, and that his kids will live with me too. Lol he's 7.
Than even more recently, he took the liberty to help me with the shopping list. It's made on a small white board on my fridge. He wrote three things on it while I was mowing the lawn. Supposed to be ham, bologna, and mayo. He wrote ham, blowny, and myo. Lol I couldn't stop laughing. Guess he wanted a sandwich and didn't see anything in the fridge.
blowny...now thats cute..i allmost spit my pop out reading that..
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7/14/2014 11:07:34 AM |
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stuknlodi
Lodi, CA
43, joined Mar. 2014
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Daughter : dad we're Mexicans right?
Me: No.
Daughter: yes we are. Because black and white makes a Mexican.
She was 5. I laughed so hard.
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7/19/2014 6:30:12 PM |
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tall_xl_bbw
Saint Louis, MO
97, joined Feb. 2014
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blowny...now thats cute..i allmost spit my pop out reading that..
That is really sweet..lol.
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7/19/2014 6:35:09 PM |
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tall_xl_bbw
Saint Louis, MO
97, joined Feb. 2014
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Daughter : dad we're Mexicans right?
Me: No.
Daughter: yes we are. Because black and white makes a Mexican.
She was 5. I laughed so hard.
My daughter didn't have a clue what races were, she just knew colors. She simply came to the conclusion that, since mom says I'm white and black, then white and black make purple. So from the age of two and a half up til 5 years, everyone she met who would listen got to hear her exclaim that she was purple. She was my imaginative child....
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8/20/2014 11:34:01 AM |
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mizzangeleyezo4
Tujunga, CA
40, joined Jan. 2013
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My youngest daughter said to her friends on Father's Day
"I don't need a dad..I have an uncle Tony"
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8/24/2014 2:57:48 AM |
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isabelv0210
Pomona, CA
25, joined Jul. 2014
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My daughter seen me crying n came to me n said mom dad broke your heart ?? but I love you n I'll fix it for you ??
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8/25/2014 7:31:54 AM |
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mizzangeleyezo4
Tujunga, CA
40, joined Jan. 2013
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Aww soo cute ^^
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11/9/2014 1:45:13 PM |
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julia92345
East Elmhurst, NY
24, joined Aug. 2013
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Aww that's adorable.
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11/9/2014 7:09:03 PM |
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remy79
Muncie, IN
37, joined May. 2014
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one year around Christmas time our toilet had messed up and wouldn't flush properly....my oldest son who was 6 at the time decided to write a letter to Santa and tell him that he didn't need anything for Christmas for himself but his Mom could sure use a new toilet
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11/11/2014 10:10:21 PM |
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bearchigg
Hayti, SD
42, joined Sep. 2014
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When my son was about 2 he was playing with grandma, she had him laying on her chest(big chest) it was summer and she had a lower cut shirt on. He was fine makin faces at grandma havin a good old time, then he started just crying like crazy. My mom tried to get him to stop by hugging him and he freaked out. We finally got him to tell us what was wrong, He was still sobbing and he said "Grandma your tummys cracked" we laughed so hard we fell over. Then we had to tell him that women had bigger chests than men.
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11/13/2014 9:17:15 PM |
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mizzangeleyezo4
Tujunga, CA
40, joined Jan. 2013
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My youngest daughter said that she didn't need a dad..she has an uncle tony
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12/19/2014 11:23:24 PM |
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treec36
Saint Petersburg, FL
38, joined Oct. 2014
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my son told me he is glad the movie geppers creepers is non- fiction
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12/20/2014 12:32:52 AM |
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dodge_ram_it04
Lewis Center, OH
37, joined Apr. 2014
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My daughter always tells me to pay attention when a commercial for farmersonly or eharmony is on.
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1/2/2015 8:46:14 PM |
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my2sunshine
Pulaski, NY
51, joined Apr. 2013
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My son was 4...we were opening and reading mail which included a wedding invitation.
He said...Mommy if you weren't married to Daddy I would marry you, I love you so.
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1/4/2015 2:59:31 AM |
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chrissyboomania
Teaneck, NJ
24, joined Jul. 2013
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Funniest conversation I've had with my 3 yr old after going to the doctor (she got a shot):
3: Mommy, I just wanna go home and take a bath.
Me: Do you want to have dinner first? We can order pizza.
3: No we can have pizza tomorrow. Now, I just wanna go home and take a bath, and I want to read a book
Me: Do you want to read in the bath?
3: Yes, I just want to go home take a bath and read in the bath.
Me: But what about dinner?
3: We can cook Xavier (her younger brother)
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