| 8/7/2014 6:01:42 PM |
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mierze6140
Middletown, CT
33, joined Mar. 2008
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This is intended to be funny and in no way is this racist or negative in any way. Just my observations over the years. Don't get pissy.
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Over the years Ive noticed certain groups of people driving the same model of vehicle. Eventually it became that I could pull up behind a car, or have one come into the shop, and almost always guess the drivers race or overall persona. Feel free to add to the list, and make sure you include your own "group" just to be fair.
black people---maxima
lesbians---outback
latinos---mid 90s corolla---minivan with chrome wheels
rednecks---3/4 ton ram with stacks, even if its gas
douche white kids---slammed golf, stretched tires, douchey stickers
Asians---murano
strippers---century/skylark/regal/alero
thugs---beat up expedition on 24s
jews---5 series BMW, ironic
corporate chicks---3 series or scion tc
hippies---yaris---prius with "coexist/nader/sustainability" bumper stickers
cops---vette
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| 8/7/2014 9:58:41 PM |
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ksgreasemonkey
Junction City, KS
35, joined Aug. 2013
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Sad thing. Its completely true.
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| 8/11/2014 9:31:50 PM |
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mrdsljim
Strykersville, NY
55, joined May. 2014
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Mechanic- Least maintained vehicle on the road
Prick-Porsche
Tiny penis- Corvette
Lesbian- Anything painted yellow
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| 8/11/2014 11:01:19 PM |
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fastpony
Hammond, IN
41, joined Apr. 2007
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i guess im in that low percent that doesn't HAVE a small penis
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| 8/12/2014 11:27:06 AM |
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ksgreasemonkey
Junction City, KS
35, joined Aug. 2013
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Depends on measuring method!
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| 8/12/2014 12:05:44 PM |
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fastpony
Hammond, IN
41, joined Apr. 2007
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maybe it starts shrinking at 52
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| 8/12/2014 1:10:10 PM |
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helmholtzwatson
Raleigh, NC
52, joined Jun. 2014
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Small, foreign convertible --- sorority chic, trophy wife or gay dude.
Factory perfect Crown Vic or Towncar ---- Grandpa
Ancient, 1st gen Japanese mini pickup ---- weird old hippie guy.
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| 8/12/2014 3:15:17 PM |
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1irving
Ruskin, FL
56, joined Mar. 2013
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Liberal teacher, Subaru, in left lane, in trucker's blind spot, blocking traffic.
Mrs. Old Lady, Buick Century
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| 8/12/2014 6:26:55 PM |
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fastpony
Hammond, IN
41, joined Apr. 2007
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80's chevy caprice classic-kids who actually think they're driving a classic.
minivans-women who are old fashioned,and stay at home,boring hags.
men who don't have their balls anymore,and kiss a lot of ass.
Mitsubishi eclipse-guys with a feminine side who think they own a musclecar
Mercedes and bmw-people who think they own the whole world,and cant follow the traffic rules worth a shit.
Toyota Tacoma-guys who probably go mudding with their ties and slacks still on.
Porsche-men who get manicures and have never touched a shovel in their entire life.
[Edited 8/12/2014 6:28:32 PM ]
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| 8/17/2014 1:20:37 PM |
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luckylouie42
Cedar Grove, WV
74, joined Mar. 2008
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every body knows what; p o n t I a c, stands for. lol
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| 8/17/2014 1:54:22 PM |
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mierze6140
Middletown, CT
33, joined Mar. 2008
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every body knows what; p o n t I a c, stands for. lol
He went there.
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| 8/17/2014 3:17:28 PM |
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fastpony
Hammond, IN
41, joined Apr. 2007
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in that case....
I guess Chrysler is the new Pontiac then.
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| 8/17/2014 3:53:51 PM |
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luckylouie42
Cedar Grove, WV
74, joined Mar. 2008
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maybe lol
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| 8/17/2014 8:09:20 PM |
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mierze6140
Middletown, CT
33, joined Mar. 2008
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those damn 300C's...what worthless piles of shit they are.
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| 8/17/2014 9:20:34 PM |
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beemandan
Chuckey, TN
27, joined Oct. 2012
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Around here there seems to be a lot of pimps who drive Ford Escorts.
It also seems that everybody with disabled license plates have brand new cars.
Crazy cat ladies seem to drive rust bucket bombs that smoke like pigs, backfire, and sound they will explode at any second.
Latinos around here seem to drive cars where they can get about 15 people in the seats or 20 if they put some more in the trunk. Sometimes you see an old school bus with plywood covering the some of the windows and 99% of the time, they are also Latino.
The young punks with loud exhaust tend to be those that drive Hondas, usually piece of crap civics.
Those that drive a prius are usually those that can't be bothered to use their turn signals or drive slow in the fast lane with 30 cars behind them.
Old people seem to do 25 in the fast lane, and have 2 miles of cars lined up behind them. ( go to youtube and search for the song "I can't drive, I'm 65"
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| 8/18/2014 12:59:26 PM |
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fastpony
Hammond, IN
41, joined Apr. 2007
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^^^...all of this,coming from a guy who poses proudly in a KarmaGhia
i always classified those as "queers who think they own a Porsche"
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| 8/18/2014 2:05:33 PM |
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mrdsljim
Strykersville, NY
55, joined May. 2014
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Jeep with a hunk of what looks like some anchor chain from the titanic:
Citiot member of a 4X4 group on facebook
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| 8/18/2014 3:27:36 PM |
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beemandan
Chuckey, TN
27, joined Oct. 2012
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i always classified those as "queers who think they own a Porsche"
I don't classify it as a Porsche. Never have, never will. My plans are to finish turning this into a baja one of these days.
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| 8/18/2014 5:50:55 PM |
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mrdsljim
Strykersville, NY
55, joined May. 2014
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I don't classify it as a Porsche. Never have, never will. My plans are to finish turning this into a baja one of these days.
Revenge is sweet, and you've got youth on your side, when the nursing home auctions off his vette you can buy it and use it for a field car
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| 8/18/2014 7:24:08 PM |
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fastpony
Hammond, IN
41, joined Apr. 2007
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or....he could buy and sell the vette,and get a Porsche.
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