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8/27/2014 3:15:41 AM Music Jokes Thread  
evil_laughter
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Do you know why they are called AC/DC?

-Because it's the only three guitar chords they know!




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8/28/2014 2:48:35 AM Music Jokes Thread  
evil_laughter
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How many bass players does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

- Just one, but a guitar player has to show him how first.


How many drummers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

- Three, one to screw it in, and two more to explain how Neil Pert could have done it better.


How many singers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

- Just one, they hold it in place above their head and the world revolves around them.


How many guitarists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

- None! Guitarists aren't a joke!



[Edited 8/28/2014 2:49:26 AM ]

8/28/2014 8:39:03 PM Music Jokes Thread  
cupocheer
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Sorry this may be naughty....


Have you heard the one about the string quartet?

8/29/2014 4:55:40 AM Music Jokes Thread  
evil_laughter
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8/29/2014 9:47:48 AM Music Jokes Thread  
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8/29/2014 12:07:54 PM Music Jokes Thread  
cupocheer
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Quote from cupocheer:
Sorry this may be naughty....


Have you heard the one about the string quartet?




8/30/2014 2:23:01 AM Music Jokes Thread  

dougiem
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Tucson, AZ
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What has nine arms and sucks?

Def Leppard.



8/30/2014 4:54:35 AM Music Jokes Thread  
evil_laughter
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Quote from dougiem:
What has nine arms and sucks?

Def Leppard.



I can play Def Leopard on drums with one hand tied behind my back.

10/21/2014 2:04:50 AM Music Jokes Thread  
starr_so_happy
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Lol

10/21/2014 8:50:23 AM Music Jokes Thread  
pumamaster71
Lancaster, PA
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Do you know the color of Kurt Cobains eyes?


Blew one blew left the other blew right.

10/26/2014 2:12:57 PM Music Jokes Thread  
starr_so_happy
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Smh!

11/2/2014 2:06:35 AM Music Jokes Thread  
nm_diogenes
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Albuquerque, NM
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A young child says to his mother, "Mom, when I grow up I'd like to be a musician."

She replies, "Well honey, you know you can't do both."

12/25/2014 5:43:57 AM Music Jokes Thread  

mateallen
Pismo Beach, CA
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What do you call someone who hangs out with musicians?

A drummer.


1/3/2015 2:42:36 AM Music Jokes Thread  
evil_laughter
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Quote from nm_diogenes:
A young child says to his mother, "Mom, when I grow up I'd like to be a musician."

She replies, "Well honey, you know you can't do both."




1/9/2015 5:45:31 AM Music Jokes Thread  

geleen217
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Quote from evil_laughter:
Do you know why they are called AC/DC?

-Because it's the only three guitar chords they know!



nice one lol