| 10/8/2014 11:54:50 AM |
You Know It"s Bad When ____________! |
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jeffandr
Leechburg, PA
57, joined Aug. 2011
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The I.R.S is more flexible than you.....
Meet singles at DateHookup.dating, we're 100% free! Join now!
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| 10/8/2014 9:24:16 PM |
You Know It"s Bad When ____________! |
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windseeker1
Ionia, NY
60, joined Jan. 2011
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when a cute young waitress asks if you want the regular portion or the senior serving.
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| 10/9/2014 11:41:15 AM |
You Know It"s Bad When ____________! |
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heart_and_soul3
Sarasota, FL
59, joined Aug. 2014
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| 10/9/2014 2:44:26 PM |
You Know It"s Bad When ____________! |
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gentlebear1949
Apple Creek, OH
67, joined Jul. 2008
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The perfect dance partner, she has rudders...... .....
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| 10/9/2014 3:29:34 PM |
You Know It"s Bad When ____________! |
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findingalicia
Lexington, KY
66, joined May. 2011
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You know it's bad when the dog shudders at the smell..   
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| 10/10/2014 7:23:37 PM |
You Know It"s Bad When ____________! |
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kennylooking4u
Victorville, CA
59, joined Dec. 2010
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your dad has your mom's Wax Sculpting Tools in his bathroom drawer next to his bridge and a tooth that has recently fell out...
 
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| 10/10/2014 11:41:28 PM |
You Know It"s Bad When ____________! |
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findingalicia
Lexington, KY
66, joined May. 2011
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You're snooping in ya daddys drawers!
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| 10/11/2014 9:24:20 AM |
You Know It"s Bad When ____________! |
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trisha1
Erie, PA
68, joined Dec. 2007
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I have nothing to do on my daily "to do list."
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| 10/11/2014 12:31:52 PM |
You Know It"s Bad When ____________! |
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jeffandr
Leechburg, PA
57, joined Aug. 2011
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the leaves on the plastic plants turn brown....
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| 10/11/2014 11:11:30 PM |
You Know It"s Bad When ____________! |
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findingalicia
Lexington, KY
66, joined May. 2011
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it ain't good.
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| 10/12/2014 7:04:27 PM |
You Know It"s Bad When ____________! |
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jeffandr
Leechburg, PA
57, joined Aug. 2011
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My heating bill is more than my mortgage.....
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| 10/12/2014 7:22:00 PM |
You Know It"s Bad When ____________! |
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kennylooking4u
Victorville, CA
59, joined Dec. 2010
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at the hamburger place eating burgers with my son and dad,out comes another tooth from my dads mouth,"CLUNK!" right on the table silver filling and all...
Oh Ya! And he can afford to go to the dentist,but at his age (88) he says the hell with it...
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| 10/12/2014 7:25:36 PM |
You Know It"s Bad When ____________! |
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jeffandr
Leechburg, PA
57, joined Aug. 2011
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The waitress gives your tip back......
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| 10/12/2014 7:29:20 PM |
You Know It"s Bad When ____________! |
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debbie5
Keller, TX
60, joined Jun. 2009
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You go to buy school shoes for your young daughter and the sales clerk asks you how old your granddaughter is (that actually happened to an ex of mine...lol)
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| 10/12/2014 7:36:46 PM |
You Know It"s Bad When ____________! |
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jeffandr
Leechburg, PA
57, joined Aug. 2011
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you take your Mom out to dinner and the waiter says younz make a cute couple......
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| 10/12/2014 7:50:16 PM |
You Know It"s Bad When ____________! |
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trisha1
Erie, PA
68, joined Dec. 2007
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I have made a decision to rip a man a new one.
I went out with him one time a couple of weeks ago. (which was enough for me)
He sent me a message calling me a liar because of my profile picture.
I may be many things, but a liar I am NOT.
His day is coming.
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| 10/12/2014 8:09:35 PM |
You Know It"s Bad When ____________! |
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jeffandr
Leechburg, PA
57, joined Aug. 2011
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a guy says a woman is beautiful and gets questioned....
[Edited 10/12/2014 8:09:54 PM ]
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| 10/13/2014 4:52:01 AM |
You Know It"s Bad When ____________! |
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gentlebear1949
Apple Creek, OH
67, joined Jul. 2008
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| 10/14/2014 12:48:14 PM |
You Know It"s Bad When ____________! |
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jeffandr
Leechburg, PA
57, joined Aug. 2011
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you wait and you wait again,over and over....
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| 10/14/2014 3:30:28 PM |
You Know It"s Bad When ____________! |
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ray_licious
Georgetown, DE
56, joined Nov. 2012
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My shorts fall down accidentally at the Hockey Game
the other night and I barely get a Honorable Mention!
...
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| 10/14/2014 4:39:49 PM |
You Know It"s Bad When ____________! |
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sankie1
Irvine, KY
69, joined Dec. 2011
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Someone looks at you then instantly shifts their eyes the other way.
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| 10/14/2014 10:29:27 PM |
You Know It"s Bad When ____________! |
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cowgirl316
Coshocton, OH
59, joined Oct. 2012
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My shorts fall down accidentally at the Hockey Game
the other night and I barely get a Honorable Mention!
...
Which one is you, Ray? Just asking for clarification. 
Let the BS fly.
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| 10/14/2014 10:44:42 PM |
You Know It"s Bad When ____________! |
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findingalicia
Lexington, KY
66, joined May. 2011
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photographs and memories are all that's left.
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| 10/14/2014 10:48:50 PM |
You Know It"s Bad When ____________! |
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bigbogiman
Corpus Christi, TX
64, joined Feb. 2011
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...the world is turning faster than you can sit and spin!
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| 10/14/2014 10:55:30 PM |
You Know It"s Bad When ____________! |
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cowgirl316
Coshocton, OH
59, joined Oct. 2012
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photographs and memories are all that's left.
Is that right?
Even so, I never post, but yet,,right there You are, behind me. 
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| 10/14/2014 11:07:15 PM |
You Know It"s Bad When ____________! |
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findingalicia
Lexington, KY
66, joined May. 2011
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there seems to be an unknown problem.. humm..?
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| 10/14/2014 11:14:28 PM |
You Know It"s Bad When ____________! |
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cowgirl316
Coshocton, OH
59, joined Oct. 2012
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Is that right?
Even so, I never post, but yet,,right there You are, behind me.
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| 10/14/2014 11:16:13 PM |
You Know It"s Bad When ____________! |
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findingalicia
Lexington, KY
66, joined May. 2011
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never seems to not be working for ya..
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| 10/14/2014 11:18:52 PM |
You Know It"s Bad When ____________! |
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cowgirl316
Coshocton, OH
59, joined Oct. 2012
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| 10/14/2014 11:20:10 PM |
You Know It"s Bad When ____________! |
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cowgirl316
Coshocton, OH
59, joined Oct. 2012
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Is that right?
Even so, I never post, but yet,,right there You are, behind me.
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| 10/14/2014 11:44:51 PM |
You Know It"s Bad When ____________! |
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findingalicia
Lexington, KY
66, joined May. 2011
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simple questions lead to more confusion..
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| 10/15/2014 1:17:14 AM |
You Know It"s Bad When ____________! |
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jeffandr
Leechburg, PA
57, joined Aug. 2011
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Which one is you, Ray? Just asking for clarification.
Let the BS fly.
Is that right?
Even so, I never post, but yet,,right there You are, behind me.
I have to ask is this about??????????
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| 10/15/2014 5:48:07 PM |
You Know It"s Bad When ____________! |
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debbie5
Keller, TX
60, joined Jun. 2009
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One date turns into a stalker....
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| 10/15/2014 6:41:18 PM |
You Know It"s Bad When ____________! |
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ray_licious
Georgetown, DE
56, joined Nov. 2012
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You say you'll be right back on the way to
the bathroom you see the living room TV is
still on. So you go in to turn it off and NFL
highlights are on. So, thirty minutes later
and back to the bedroom, oh, and she's sound
asleep!!!
...
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| 10/15/2014 7:24:22 PM |
You Know It"s Bad When ____________! |
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gentlebear1949
Apple Creek, OH
67, joined Jul. 2008
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When even your mirror doesn't like you......
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| 10/16/2014 11:35:08 PM |
You Know It"s Bad When ____________! |
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findingalicia
Lexington, KY
66, joined May. 2011
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the fire alarm goes off every time you cook..
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| 10/17/2014 12:51:31 AM |
You Know It"s Bad When ____________! |
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bigbogiman
Corpus Christi, TX
64, joined Feb. 2011
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A stalker turns into a date.
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| 10/17/2014 11:11:23 AM |
You Know It"s Bad When ____________! |
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jeffandr
Leechburg, PA
57, joined Aug. 2011
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You look forward to going to work
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| 10/17/2014 7:13:22 PM |
You Know It"s Bad When ____________! |
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ray_licious
Georgetown, DE
56, joined Nov. 2012
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It's Friday and you still have to work tomorrow.
...
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| 10/18/2014 8:28:50 AM |
You Know It"s Bad When ____________! |
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bigbogiman
Corpus Christi, TX
64, joined Feb. 2011
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You go to a new doctor and he refers you to an embalmer.
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| 10/18/2014 8:35:21 AM |
You Know It"s Bad When ____________! |
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sankie1
Irvine, KY
69, joined Dec. 2011
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You go out to eat with your son and the waitress/waiter looks at you as if you're robbing the cradle.
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| 10/18/2014 9:30:14 AM |
You Know It"s Bad When ____________! |
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gentlebear1949
Apple Creek, OH
67, joined Jul. 2008
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When you have to fart while in public.....
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| 10/18/2014 4:29:16 PM |
You Know It"s Bad When ____________! |
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kennylooking4u
Victorville, CA
59, joined Dec. 2010
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| 10/18/2014 9:09:22 PM |
You Know It"s Bad When ____________! |
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hildaback
Jacksonville, FL
57, joined Sep. 2010
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[URL=http://media.photobucket.com/user/micsteel/media/Bad%20Day%20Tees/baddayexblk.gif.html] [/URL]
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| 10/18/2014 11:07:27 PM |
You Know It"s Bad When ____________! |
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jeffandr
Leechburg, PA
57, joined Aug. 2011
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It is going down to 31 tonight and my furnace is not on yet........
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| 10/18/2014 11:10:17 PM |
You Know It"s Bad When ____________! |
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findingalicia
Lexington, KY
66, joined May. 2011
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all the extra blankets are at the cleaners.. brrrr.. 
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| 10/18/2014 11:16:06 PM |
You Know It"s Bad When ____________! |
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kennylooking4u
Victorville, CA
59, joined Dec. 2010
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getting messages like this...
hello .... am salaavang and nice meeting you here . how are you doing ? i have read through your profile and i want to have as a friend you chat with me here or any place you want to chat ....make me have a chat with you now thus if you want to chat 
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| 10/19/2014 7:12:34 AM |
You Know It"s Bad When ____________! |
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here4foromsonly
Cincinnati, OH
56, joined Sep. 2012
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Your xray shows
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| 10/19/2014 7:19:39 AM |
You Know It"s Bad When ____________! |
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ray_licious
Georgetown, DE
56, joined Nov. 2012
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| 10/19/2014 10:20:46 AM |
You Know It"s Bad When ____________! |
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ray_licious
Georgetown, DE
56, joined Nov. 2012
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Reading some old blogs from a poster who created a community website
for hackers to meet and if you go to the website you get an error
message saying the site has been hacked. Too funny...
...
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| 10/19/2014 12:47:12 PM |
You Know It"s Bad When ____________! |
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bigbogiman
Corpus Christi, TX
64, joined Feb. 2011
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A half-inch of rain floods all the yards in the neighborhood..
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| 10/19/2014 1:28:19 PM |
You Know It"s Bad When ____________! |
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sankie1
Irvine, KY
69, joined Dec. 2011
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You're in a checkout line and someone passes gas and everyone is looking at you.
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| 10/19/2014 3:48:26 PM |
You Know It"s Bad When ____________! |
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jeffandr
Leechburg, PA
57, joined Aug. 2011
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You lose the balance of life because of trust........
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| 10/19/2014 7:14:24 PM |
You Know It"s Bad When ____________! |
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ray_licious
Georgetown, DE
56, joined Nov. 2012
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| 10/19/2014 9:47:20 PM |
You Know It"s Bad When ____________! |
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bigbogiman
Corpus Christi, TX
64, joined Feb. 2011
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My friends threw a going away party for my moving to Texas... a week after I left.
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| 10/20/2014 12:42:35 AM |
You Know It"s Bad When ____________! |
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mswon301
Houston, TX
56, joined Jun. 2011
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You get to work and realize that one shoe is black, and the other is blue.
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| 10/20/2014 7:13:35 AM |
You Know It"s Bad When ____________! |
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ray_licious
Georgetown, DE
56, joined Nov. 2012
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They "know" when you've just washed the car!
...
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| 10/20/2014 3:32:37 PM |
You Know It"s Bad When ____________! |
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findingalicia
Lexington, KY
66, joined May. 2011
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every day is a rainy day.. !! 
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| 10/20/2014 6:17:33 PM |
You Know It"s Bad When ____________! |
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heart_and_soul3
Sarasota, FL
59, joined Aug. 2014
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You make very bad
Woman Gets Trapped in Chimney Allegedly Stalking Her Online Date
2:30 PM ET
Mary Poppins would not approve.
A woman rescued from a chimney was arrested and charged with allegedly using the chimney to try and break into the home of a man she had met online.
The Ventura County Fire Department was called to a Thousand Oaks, California, home early Sunday morning, when it was reported that a woman was stuck in a chimney.
Firefighters used a jackhammer to break apart the chimney and lubricated the flue with dish soap in order to lift the woman out of the chimney. She was then placed in a basket and lifted off the roof by a ladder truck, according to Ventura County Fire Department Capt. Mike Lindbery’s tweets regarding the incident.
The woman, who remained conscious during the misadventure, was taken to the hospital for examination. Her condition was not immediately known, according to KTLA.
The so-called “entrapment patient” was later identified as Genoveva Nunez-Figueroa, 30, and the home’s resident, who did not wish to be identified, said he met Nunez-Figueroa online and had gone on several dates with her, but had recently ended the relationship, according to the local ABC news affiliate.
The woman’s “intent was unclear,” according to police, but as Christmas is still months away, she was probably not playing Santa Claus or chimney sweep, as this is the second time Nunez-Figueroa was found on the man’s roof. Two weeks ago, she was spotted, but disappeared when police were called.
Nunez-Figueroa was arrested for allegedly illegally entering a residence and providing false information to a peace officer, the Ventura County Sheriff’s Department stated in a news release.
The home’s resident wanted other online daters to learn from his cautionary tale. “Before you have somebody come in your house really check them out … really give it some time before you let somebody in, because they might want to stay,” he told KTLA.
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| 10/20/2014 6:28:47 PM |
You Know It"s Bad When ____________! |
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ray_licious
Georgetown, DE
56, joined Nov. 2012
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Now we know how Santa feels?
...
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