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happyladyme
Stephens City, VA
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Bending over to pick something up and get dizzy
fanny..This is for sure..OH MY
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2/3/2015 9:49:28 AM |
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fannybly01
New Philadelphia, PA
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fanny..This is for sure..OH MY
Lol I meant to say and not get dizzy
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2/4/2015 6:34:35 PM |
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happyladyme
Stephens City, VA
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@fanny..noted and so true.
You feel like the night before and you don't even drink alcohol.
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2/5/2015 9:44:56 PM |
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fannybly01
New Philadelphia, PA
83, joined Jul. 2014
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Get out of breath when walking up a hill
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2/6/2015 3:38:44 PM |
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elkgroveca
Elk Grove, CA
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When you don’t get horny anymore… so I have been told.
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2/6/2015 4:14:35 PM |
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fannybly01
New Philadelphia, PA
83, joined Jul. 2014
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When I make a right turn and really wanted to go left.
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2/8/2015 10:27:48 AM |
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dellia74
Hickory, NC
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When you forgot you had already Brushed your Teeth.
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2/9/2015 6:39:32 PM |
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happyladyme
Stephens City, VA
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You start laughing when they ask to card you for a purchase.
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2/9/2015 7:09:56 PM |
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fannybly01
New Philadelphia, PA
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when I lay my cell phone down and can't find it . I use my sons land line call my cell #
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2/11/2015 5:53:27 AM |
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happyladyme
Stephens City, VA
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When your get along and gotten up and left you.
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2/11/2015 2:17:36 PM |
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fannybly01
New Philadelphia, PA
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.At the breakfast table you hear snap, crackle, pop and you're not eating cereal.
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2/12/2015 2:57:31 PM |
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happyladyme
Stephens City, VA
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I meant to say when your get up and go has gotten up and went, in my last post.
When you cannot do some of the things you use to do when you were younger.
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2/16/2015 11:14:12 AM |
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fannybly01
New Philadelphia, PA
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You got your mixed all talked up Lady .Old pa. saying
"Getting older means more years to add to your life, less active, less hair, more medicine, more wrinkles, arthritis, and more forgetful."
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2/16/2015 2:11:20 PM |
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happyladyme
Stephens City, VA
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@fanny...I sure did...
I swear if my memory was any worse I could plan my own surprise party.
[Edited 2/16/2015 2:13:45 PM ]
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2/17/2015 11:30:16 AM |
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happyladyme
Stephens City, VA
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When you try to put your shoes on the wrong foot.
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2/19/2015 4:31:27 PM |
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happyladyme
Stephens City, VA
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You turn down the lights for economic reasons instead of romantic.
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2/20/2015 7:29:21 AM |
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fannybly01
New Philadelphia, PA
83, joined Jul. 2014
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Everything hurts; and what doesn't hurt, doesn't work.
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2/24/2015 2:02:22 PM |
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happyladyme
Stephens City, VA
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Your back goes out more then you do
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2/24/2015 3:13:44 PM |
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fannybly01
New Philadelphia, PA
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Your back goes out more then you do
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Good one Lady.
When the guys stop whistling and just look at you and smile
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2/25/2015 6:43:09 PM |
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happyladyme
Stephens City, VA
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You have finally gotten your head together but your body is falling apart.
Thanks fanny...
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2/27/2015 6:28:06 AM |
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fannybly01
New Philadelphia, PA
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LQQking at all the snow and to old to go sleigh riding
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2/27/2015 7:12:55 AM |
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manuremab
Bluefield, WV
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LQQking at all the snow and to old to go sleigh riding
....I know what you mean. I use to love sleigh riding.
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3/2/2015 7:01:16 AM |
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manuremab
Bluefield, WV
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You are sent for but unable to go.
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3/2/2015 9:13:41 AM |
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goldenstreak
Bristol, TN
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When you don't use drugs--BUT-- get the same effect when you stand up too fast...
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3/2/2015 3:09:23 PM |
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manuremab
Bluefield, WV
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3/3/2015 7:03:00 AM |
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goldenstreak
Bristol, TN
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When your head light aren't bright anymore
your engine goes putt-putt
Your tires are wore out
and you back fire every time you bend over.
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3/3/2015 7:06:37 AM |
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dellia74
Hickory, NC
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Real Funny BUT...OH so True.
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3/3/2015 7:09:47 AM |
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funover70
Blue Earth, MN
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Frist thing your friends, remember you on your B-day 74 and counting
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3/3/2015 7:30:16 AM |
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manuremab
Bluefield, WV
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When you can't blow out the candles.
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3/4/2015 7:29:26 AM |
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dellia74
Hickory, NC
79, joined Jan. 2013
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When you can't find your Reading Glasses and you Swore you left them on top of your head.
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3/4/2015 7:47:55 PM |
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happyladyme
Stephens City, VA
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When you must sit down to put on your socks.
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3/4/2015 7:54:48 PM |
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gl0ria
Waterford, CA
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When you stop drinking that last glass of liquid at night. For the same reasons you did as a small child.
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3/5/2015 8:02:06 PM |
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happyladyme
Stephens City, VA
74, joined May. 2014
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When you mind says yes but your body says no
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3/6/2015 1:41:34 AM |
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gl0ria
Waterford, CA
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When you goof and the only excuse you have' Is your old.
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3/6/2015 3:54:55 AM |
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happyladyme
Stephens City, VA
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The idea of weight lifting is standing up.
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3/6/2015 6:04:59 AM |
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goldenstreak
Bristol, TN
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When you goof and the only excuse you have' Is your old.
"ME TOO....."
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3/6/2015 8:11:32 AM |
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manuremab
Bluefield, WV
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When you must sit down to put on your socks.
...I do that all the time. ( Gosh, does that mean I am old. )
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3/6/2015 8:16:40 AM |
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wilbur1935
Latrobe, PA
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...I do that all the time. ( Gosh, does that mean I am old. )
i do too. lol
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3/6/2015 8:17:58 AM |
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manuremab
Bluefield, WV
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i do too. lol
...We are amongst good company.
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3/6/2015 9:00:18 AM |
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wilbur1935
Latrobe, PA
82, joined Apr. 2009
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i guess we are just old farts.
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3/6/2015 9:11:30 AM |
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goldenstreak
Bristol, TN
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Does that mean you Old farts and us young tarts.....???
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3/6/2015 10:47:02 AM |
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manuremab
Bluefield, WV
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I use to let farts. Now, I let fizzles.
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3/6/2015 3:15:28 PM |
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goldenstreak
Bristol, TN
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golden years is yellow alright
all night long.....
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3/6/2015 5:10:30 PM |
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happyladyme
Stephens City, VA
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...I do that all the time. ( Gosh, does that mean I am old. )
Alex..You will never be old. It is just easier to sit down..
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3/7/2015 6:11:23 AM |
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manuremab
Bluefield, WV
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You go to the grocer store and forget to put your dentures in.
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3/7/2015 6:45:28 AM |
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goldenstreak
Bristol, TN
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Just went out to my garage refrigerater to get butter--
AND-- forgot what I wanted out there...
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3/8/2015 8:50:27 AM |
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dellia74
Hickory, NC
79, joined Jan. 2013
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When you lay your Reading Glasses in your Chair...A No No...And then..You come back and SIT ON THEM.Now how STUPID is that.
Thankful for a Second pair.
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3/8/2015 5:24:26 PM |
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goldenstreak
Bristol, TN
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go to grocery store with list and get home without what you need...
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3/11/2015 7:20:07 PM |
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happyladyme
Stephens City, VA
74, joined May. 2014
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Put something away for safe keeping and you cannot remember when you put it.
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3/12/2015 6:29:12 AM |
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dellia74
Hickory, NC
79, joined Jan. 2013
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When your Sleep pattern is all messed up.
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3/12/2015 6:39:10 AM |
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manureman
Bluefield, WV
75, joined Mar. 2008
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When your Sleep pattern is all messed up.
..... Sounds familiar.
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3/12/2015 9:25:11 PM |
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fannybly01
New Philadelphia, PA
83, joined Jul. 2014
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When I stay awake till all hours in the morning watching old movies
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3/13/2015 7:13:17 AM |
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manureman
Bluefield, WV
75, joined Mar. 2008
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When I look at the calendar and see 2015.
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3/13/2015 7:42:18 AM |
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goldenstreak
Bristol, TN
76, joined Jul. 2014
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When the Church is throwing a party
just for "THE ELDERLY"
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3/13/2015 8:13:00 AM |
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dellia74
Hickory, NC
79, joined Jan. 2013
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When the Church is throwing a party
just for "THE ELDERLY"
Or, when you get an Invitation to a "Senior's ONLY Dance"
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3/13/2015 9:22:23 PM |
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validgal
Chesapeake, VA
75, joined Oct. 2013
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The Golden Years are when you have silver in your hair, gold in your teeth and lead in yer butt.
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3/14/2015 12:26:25 AM |
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gl0ria
Waterford, CA
81, joined Sep. 2010
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Keep the twinkle in your eye and you will survive being a senior.
I can manage, the twinkle, without the sound of the awful moans and groans caused by my aching body,
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3/14/2015 4:49:47 AM |
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happyladyme
Stephens City, VA
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validgal and gl0ria..I sure can relate to what you have posted here. I cannot get the lead out, anymore and the twinkle are in my eyes but the aches/pains dull the twinkle..
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3/14/2015 5:22:20 AM |
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manureman
Bluefield, WV
75, joined Mar. 2008
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The Golden Years are when you have silver in your hair, gold in your teeth and lead in yer butt.
.......
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3/15/2015 7:00:03 AM |
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goldenstreak
Bristol, TN
76, joined Jul. 2014
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Getting dressed takes longer and longer
as song says--used to be able to jump a picket fence..
"USED TO"-----
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