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2/1/2015 5:12:15 PM You know you're getting old when? | Page 2  

happyladyme
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Quote from fannybly01:
Bending over to pick something up and get dizzy


fanny..This is for sure..OH MY




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2/3/2015 9:49:28 AM You know you're getting old when? | Page 2  
fannybly01
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Quote from happyladyme:
fanny..This is for sure..OH MY


Lol I meant to say and not get dizzy

2/4/2015 6:34:35 PM You know you're getting old when? | Page 2  

happyladyme
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@fanny..noted and so true.

You feel like the night before and you don't even drink alcohol.

2/5/2015 9:44:56 PM You know you're getting old when? | Page 2  
fannybly01
Over 7,500 Posts!! (9,237)
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Get out of breath when walking up a hill

2/6/2015 3:38:44 PM You know you're getting old when? | Page 2  
elkgroveca
Over 7,500 Posts!! (8,210)
Elk Grove, CA
98, joined May. 2012


When you don’t get horny anymore… so I have been told.

2/6/2015 4:14:35 PM You know you're getting old when? | Page 2  
fannybly01
Over 7,500 Posts!! (9,237)
New Philadelphia, PA
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When I make a right turn and really wanted to go left.

2/8/2015 10:27:48 AM You know you're getting old when? | Page 2  

dellia74
Over 4,000 Posts! (6,900)
Hickory, NC
79, joined Jan. 2013


When you forgot you had already Brushed your Teeth.

2/9/2015 6:39:32 PM You know you're getting old when? | Page 2  

happyladyme
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You start laughing when they ask to card you for a purchase.

2/9/2015 7:09:56 PM You know you're getting old when? | Page 2  
fannybly01
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when I lay my cell phone down and can't find it . I use my sons land line call my cell #

2/11/2015 5:53:27 AM You know you're getting old when? | Page 2  

happyladyme
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When your get along and gotten up and left you.

2/11/2015 2:17:36 PM You know you're getting old when? | Page 2  
fannybly01
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.At the breakfast table you hear snap, crackle, pop and you're not eating cereal.

2/12/2015 2:57:31 PM You know you're getting old when? | Page 2  

happyladyme
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I meant to say when your get up and go has gotten up and went, in my last post.

When you cannot do some of the things you use to do when you were younger.

2/16/2015 11:14:12 AM You know you're getting old when? | Page 2  
fannybly01
Over 7,500 Posts!! (9,237)
New Philadelphia, PA
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You got your mixed all talked up Lady .Old pa. saying


"Getting older means more years to add to your life, less active, less hair, more medicine, more wrinkles, arthritis, and more forgetful."

2/16/2015 2:11:20 PM You know you're getting old when? | Page 2  

happyladyme
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@fanny...I sure did...


I swear if my memory was any worse I could plan my own surprise party.



[Edited 2/16/2015 2:13:45 PM ]

2/17/2015 11:30:16 AM You know you're getting old when? | Page 2  

happyladyme
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When you try to put your shoes on the wrong foot.

2/19/2015 4:31:27 PM You know you're getting old when? | Page 2  

happyladyme
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You turn down the lights for economic reasons instead of romantic.

2/20/2015 7:29:21 AM You know you're getting old when? | Page 2  
fannybly01
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Everything hurts; and what doesn't hurt, doesn't work.

2/24/2015 2:02:22 PM You know you're getting old when? | Page 2  

happyladyme
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Your back goes out more then you do

2/24/2015 3:13:44 PM You know you're getting old when? | Page 2  
fannybly01
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Quote from happyladyme:
Your back goes out more then you do
......................

Good one Lady.
When the guys stop whistling and just look at you and smile

2/25/2015 6:43:09 PM You know you're getting old when? | Page 2  

happyladyme
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You have finally gotten your head together but your body is falling apart.

Thanks fanny...

2/27/2015 6:28:06 AM You know you're getting old when? | Page 2  
fannybly01
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LQQking at all the snow and to old to go sleigh riding

2/27/2015 7:12:55 AM You know you're getting old when? | Page 2  
manuremab
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Quote from fannybly01:
LQQking at all the snow and to old to go sleigh riding
....I know what you mean. I use to love sleigh riding.

3/2/2015 7:01:16 AM You know you're getting old when? | Page 2  
manuremab
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You are sent for but unable to go.

3/2/2015 9:13:41 AM You know you're getting old when? | Page 2  

goldenstreak
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When you don't use drugs--BUT-- get the same effect when you stand up too fast...


3/2/2015 3:09:23 PM You know you're getting old when? | Page 2  
manuremab
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Quote from goldenstreak:
When you don't use drugs--BUT-- get the same effect when you stand up too fast...
....

3/3/2015 7:03:00 AM You know you're getting old when? | Page 2  

goldenstreak
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When your head light aren't bright anymore
your engine goes putt-putt
Your tires are wore out
and you back fire every time you bend over.


3/3/2015 7:06:37 AM You know you're getting old when? | Page 2  

dellia74
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Real Funny BUT...OH so True.

3/3/2015 7:09:47 AM You know you're getting old when? | Page 2  

funover70
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Frist thing your friends, remember you on your B-day 74 and counting

3/3/2015 7:30:16 AM You know you're getting old when? | Page 2  
manuremab
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When you can't blow out the candles.

3/4/2015 7:29:26 AM You know you're getting old when? | Page 2  

dellia74
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When you can't find your Reading Glasses and you Swore you left them on top of your head.

3/4/2015 7:47:55 PM You know you're getting old when? | Page 2  

happyladyme
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When you must sit down to put on your socks.

3/4/2015 7:54:48 PM You know you're getting old when? | Page 2  

gl0ria
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When you stop drinking that last glass of liquid at night. For the same reasons you did as a small child.

3/5/2015 8:02:06 PM You know you're getting old when? | Page 2  

happyladyme
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When you mind says yes but your body says no

3/6/2015 1:41:34 AM You know you're getting old when? | Page 2  

gl0ria
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When you goof and the only excuse you have' Is your old.


3/6/2015 3:54:55 AM You know you're getting old when? | Page 2  

happyladyme
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The idea of weight lifting is standing up.

3/6/2015 6:04:59 AM You know you're getting old when? | Page 2  

goldenstreak
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Quote from gl0ria:
When you goof and the only excuse you have' Is your old.




"ME TOO....."

3/6/2015 8:11:32 AM You know you're getting old when? | Page 2  
manuremab
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Quote from happyladyme:
When you must sit down to put on your socks.
...I do that all the time. ( Gosh, does that mean I am old. )

3/6/2015 8:16:40 AM You know you're getting old when? | Page 2  

wilbur1935
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Quote from manuremab:
...I do that all the time. ( Gosh, does that mean I am old. )


i do too. lol

3/6/2015 8:17:58 AM You know you're getting old when? | Page 2  
manuremab
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Quote from wilbur1935:
i do too. lol
...We are amongst good company.

3/6/2015 9:00:18 AM You know you're getting old when? | Page 2  

wilbur1935
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Quote from manuremab:
...We are amongst good company.



i guess we are just old farts.






3/6/2015 9:11:30 AM You know you're getting old when? | Page 2  

goldenstreak
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Does that mean you Old farts and us young tarts.....???


3/6/2015 10:47:02 AM You know you're getting old when? | Page 2  
manuremab
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I use to let farts. Now, I let fizzles.

3/6/2015 3:15:28 PM You know you're getting old when? | Page 2  

goldenstreak
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golden years is yellow alright
all night long.....

3/6/2015 5:10:30 PM You know you're getting old when? | Page 2  

happyladyme
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Quote from manuremab:
...I do that all the time. ( Gosh, does that mean I am old. )


Alex..You will never be old. It is just easier to sit down..

3/7/2015 6:11:23 AM You know you're getting old when? | Page 2  
manuremab
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You go to the grocer store and forget to put your dentures in.

3/7/2015 6:45:28 AM You know you're getting old when? | Page 2  

goldenstreak
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Just went out to my garage refrigerater to get butter--
AND-- forgot what I wanted out there...

3/8/2015 8:50:27 AM You know you're getting old when? | Page 2  

dellia74
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When you lay your Reading Glasses in your Chair...A No No...And then..You come back and SIT ON THEM.Now how STUPID is that.

Thankful for a Second pair.

3/8/2015 5:24:26 PM You know you're getting old when? | Page 2  

goldenstreak
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Bristol, TN
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go to grocery store with list and get home without what you need...

3/11/2015 7:20:07 PM You know you're getting old when? | Page 2  

happyladyme
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Put something away for safe keeping and you cannot remember when you put it.

3/12/2015 6:29:12 AM You know you're getting old when? | Page 2  

dellia74
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When your Sleep pattern is all messed up.

3/12/2015 6:39:10 AM You know you're getting old when? | Page 2  

manureman
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Bluefield, WV
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Quote from dellia74:
When your Sleep pattern is all messed up.
..... Sounds familiar.

3/12/2015 9:25:11 PM You know you're getting old when? | Page 2  
fannybly01
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When I stay awake till all hours in the morning watching old movies

3/13/2015 7:13:17 AM You know you're getting old when? | Page 2  

manureman
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When I look at the calendar and see 2015.

3/13/2015 7:42:18 AM You know you're getting old when? | Page 2  

goldenstreak
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When the Church is throwing a party
just for "THE ELDERLY"


3/13/2015 8:13:00 AM You know you're getting old when? | Page 2  

dellia74
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Quote from goldenstreak:
When the Church is throwing a party
just for "THE ELDERLY"



Or, when you get an Invitation to a "Senior's ONLY Dance"

3/13/2015 9:22:23 PM You know you're getting old when? | Page 2  
validgal
Chesapeake, VA
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The Golden Years are when you have silver in your hair, gold in your teeth and lead in yer butt.

3/14/2015 12:26:25 AM You know you're getting old when? | Page 2  

gl0ria
Over 2,000 Posts (3,144)
Waterford, CA
81, joined Sep. 2010


Keep the twinkle in your eye and you will survive being a senior.
I can manage, the twinkle, without the sound of the awful moans and groans caused by my aching body,


3/14/2015 4:49:47 AM You know you're getting old when? | Page 2  

happyladyme
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Stephens City, VA
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validgal and gl0ria..I sure can relate to what you have posted here. I cannot get the lead out, anymore and the twinkle are in my eyes but the aches/pains dull the twinkle..

3/14/2015 5:22:20 AM You know you're getting old when? | Page 2  

manureman
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Bluefield, WV
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Quote from validgal:
The Golden Years are when you have silver in your hair, gold in your teeth and lead in yer butt.
.......

3/15/2015 7:00:03 AM You know you're getting old when? | Page 2  

goldenstreak
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Bristol, TN
76, joined Jul. 2014


Getting dressed takes longer and longer
as song says--used to be able to jump a picket fence..

"USED TO"-----