1/3/2015 12:47:15 PM |
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rhetty24

Virginia Beach, VA
42, joined Aug. 2014
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What are some of the one's you've heard?
Like...
Hey girl, are you a cigarette because you've got a hot butt?

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1/3/2015 12:49:51 PM |
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blake6972

Bunker Hill, WV
44, joined Jul. 2013
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You want to go halves on a orgasm?
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1/3/2015 12:55:21 PM |
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rivverratt1

Simms, TX
44, joined Feb. 2013
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You like balls?
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1/3/2015 1:17:16 PM |
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rhetty24

Virginia Beach, VA
42, joined Aug. 2014
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Excuse me, but does this smell like chloroform to you?
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1/3/2015 1:22:10 PM |
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mstessa527

Madison, IN
52, joined Apr. 2014
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1/3/2015 1:25:11 PM |
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hotdog_bunz
QeysarAngus, Scotland
United Kingdom
51, joined Dec. 2014
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1/3/2015 1:28:11 PM |
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fireball650

Lewiston, ME
52, joined Oct. 2012
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Hey good looking I came as soon as you called!
Reply i didn't call you ?
You better check that phone in your back pocket I'm shore that a** was calling me!
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1/3/2015 1:29:51 PM |
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mstessa527

Madison, IN
52, joined Apr. 2014
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1/3/2015 9:06:57 PM |
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rhetty24

Virginia Beach, VA
42, joined Aug. 2014
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1/4/2015 7:37:10 AM |
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lost4words73

Waverly, OH
44, joined Sep. 2014
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Excuse me miss.....will you be walking to your car alone this evening. LOL
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1/4/2015 7:58:30 AM |
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rainydaze26

Columbus, OH
52, joined Nov. 2013
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I don't have a library card, but do you mind if I check you out?
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1/4/2015 8:01:03 AM |
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flashgordon24

Joppa, MD
52, joined Feb. 2013
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Some guys drive expensive cars to compensate for short comings.
I don't even own a car b*tch.
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1/4/2015 8:16:22 AM |
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ionist
Denver, CO
53, joined Sep. 2014
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Excuse me, but does this smell like chloroform to you?
LMAO
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1/4/2015 8:19:10 AM |
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rainydaze26

Columbus, OH
52, joined Nov. 2013
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Can I follow you home? Cause my parents always told me to follow my dreams.
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1/4/2015 8:20:27 AM |
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flashgordon24

Joppa, MD
52, joined Feb. 2013
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Wanna f**k
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1/4/2015 10:13:11 AM |
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sc0uting4u

Sarasota, FL
42, joined May. 2011
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Buy me something pretty. 
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1/4/2015 10:16:18 AM |
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tamster13

Nanticoke, PA
50, joined Mar. 2013
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If I told you that you have a nice body...would you hold it against me
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1/4/2015 10:52:22 AM |
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fireball650

Lewiston, ME
52, joined Oct. 2012
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Excuse me that drink your holding could be me
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1/4/2015 11:19:26 AM |
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tamster13

Nanticoke, PA
50, joined Mar. 2013
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Was it love at first sight...or should I walk by again
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1/4/2015 11:22:13 AM |
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mrstickster

Sparta, MI
49, joined Oct. 2014
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Why don't you sit on my lap and we'll talk about the first thing that pops up...
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1/4/2015 11:40:03 AM |
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tamster13

Nanticoke, PA
50, joined Mar. 2013
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Nice shirt...could I talk you out of it 
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1/4/2015 11:43:18 AM |
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mrstickster

Sparta, MI
49, joined Oct. 2014
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Did you sit in a pile of sugar?
Because you have a pretty sweet ass...
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1/4/2015 11:45:34 AM |
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sc0uting4u

Sarasota, FL
42, joined May. 2011
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Buy me drinks until the beer goggles kick in and I start to like you.

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1/4/2015 11:50:50 AM |
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mrstickster

Sparta, MI
49, joined Oct. 2014
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I'm not a photographer but I can picture you and me together
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1/4/2015 2:17:09 PM |
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new_old_dude

Fredericksburg, VA
54, joined Aug. 2013
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1/4/2015 2:25:28 PM |
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jakebearr

Simi Valley, CA
52, joined Sep. 2013
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Hey lady how old your daughter..
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1/4/2015 2:28:41 PM |
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rhetty24

Virginia Beach, VA
42, joined Aug. 2014
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Have you been sitting in sugar? Because you have a sweet ass!
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1/4/2015 2:32:20 PM |
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new_old_dude

Fredericksburg, VA
54, joined Aug. 2013
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did you get that a** from mcdonalds ?
... cause " im lovin' it " 
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1/4/2015 2:55:14 PM |
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flashgordon24

Joppa, MD
52, joined Feb. 2013
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I see you like fitness,
How about fitness d*ck in your mouth
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1/4/2015 2:56:24 PM |
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perfectt360

Tampa, FL
41, joined Aug. 2014
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Wanna f**k
How is that bad?
That's What You say now
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1/4/2015 2:58:55 PM |
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flashgordon24

Joppa, MD
52, joined Feb. 2013
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No I say
Nice shoes , wanna f**k
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1/4/2015 3:05:00 PM |
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bobbie3411

Tampa, FL
47, joined Jul. 2013
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What???? I put glitter in someone's underwear, a friend of mine,because when he unfolded then and all the glitter comes flying out, I said, I just wanted to see what it would look like when a Unicorn farted.
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1/4/2015 3:09:34 PM |
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mrstickster

Sparta, MI
49, joined Oct. 2014
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^ you lost me there... 
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1/4/2015 3:15:10 PM |
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bobbie3411

Tampa, FL
47, joined Jul. 2013
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Lol....I posted in the wrong thread....
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1/4/2015 3:17:35 PM |
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mrstickster

Sparta, MI
49, joined Oct. 2014
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Now that's a pick up line... 
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1/4/2015 3:17:54 PM |
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new_old_dude

Fredericksburg, VA
54, joined Aug. 2013
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lol
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1/4/2015 3:20:11 PM |
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bobbie3411

Tampa, FL
47, joined Jul. 2013
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Yes, it is, it worked once, it's too hard to work into a conversation...
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1/4/2015 3:22:27 PM |
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mrstickster

Sparta, MI
49, joined Oct. 2014
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I find it easy to fit hard things into a conversation...
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1/4/2015 3:48:35 PM |
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new_old_dude

Fredericksburg, VA
54, joined Aug. 2013
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1/4/2015 5:40:02 PM |
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passionsam

Scarborough, ON
51, joined Feb. 2012
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What's a nice girl like you doing on a site like this?
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1/4/2015 10:19:38 PM |
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lost4words73

Waverly, OH
44, joined Sep. 2014
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Are you an extra-terrestrial? 'Cause your a** is outta this world.
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1/4/2015 10:21:45 PM |
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mstessa527

Madison, IN
52, joined Apr. 2014
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What color panties are you wearing? 
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1/4/2015 10:22:41 PM |
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manlypotato
Morganfield, KY
45, joined Dec. 2014
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Pardon me honey,
can I hangout with you until it's safe back where I farted?
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1/4/2015 10:23:19 PM |
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flashgordon24

Joppa, MD
52, joined Feb. 2013
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You shit from that ass
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1/4/2015 10:24:58 PM |
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mstessa527

Madison, IN
52, joined Apr. 2014
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Hey Baby, I got a big Pee Pee!
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1/4/2015 10:26:29 PM |
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flashgordon24

Joppa, MD
52, joined Feb. 2013
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Go let the other guys buy you drinks all night . Come find me when you're ready to go f**k .
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1/4/2015 10:27:16 PM |
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mstessa527

Madison, IN
52, joined Apr. 2014
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You wanna see my Pee Pee! 
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1/5/2015 3:35:49 AM |
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ionist
Denver, CO
53, joined Sep. 2014
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I got on clean underwear. Wanna see?
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1/5/2015 3:38:07 AM |
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truckinmofo

Winchester, KY
51, joined Dec. 2011
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I'll give u 10 dolla no holla
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1/5/2015 4:30:24 AM |
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justforfuni69

Ruskin, FL
42, joined Aug. 2014
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hello my name is (insert your name here) what do you taste like?

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1/7/2015 6:53:42 AM |
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rhetty24

Virginia Beach, VA
42, joined Aug. 2014
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That outfit looks great on you! But I bet it would look better off!
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1/7/2015 8:04:14 AM |
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fireball650

Lewiston, ME
52, joined Oct. 2012
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See that man over there he said you wasn't fit to sleep with pigs! But hey I stuck up for you I said you where.
Note if you intend on using this protective gear is required 
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1/7/2015 8:23:52 AM |
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nayrun3

Hollsopple, PA
42, joined Nov. 2014
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Do you have a mirror in your pocket? Cause I can sure see myself in your pants!
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1/7/2015 1:04:50 PM |
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frecklefarmer

Lebanon, MO
44, joined Oct. 2014
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Wanna play with my peter?
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1/7/2015 1:22:53 PM |
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eddies_back

Kane, PA
47, joined Sep. 2013
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Can I read you lips..
Japanties.,
I'm stealing that one..
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1/7/2015 7:42:50 PM |
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rhetty24

Virginia Beach, VA
42, joined Aug. 2014
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Hey baby, wanna see something swell?
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1/10/2015 9:07:34 PM |
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rhetty24

Virginia Beach, VA
42, joined Aug. 2014
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If I had to rate you from 1-10, I would rate you as a 9 because I am the one that you are missing.
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1/10/2015 9:09:50 PM |
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new_old_dude

Fredericksburg, VA
54, joined Aug. 2013
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... hi
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1/10/2015 9:12:01 PM |
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nayrun3

Hollsopple, PA
42, joined Nov. 2014
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Can I have your number cause it seems I lost mine..
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1/10/2015 9:13:13 PM |
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mellotron47

Chesapeake, VA
52, joined Apr. 2012
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Will you shave my back?
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