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jester0011
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Lake Waccamaw, NC
47, joined Jun. 2014
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these chunky donut eating ladies would get no one email sent to them.
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3/1/2015 5:57:23 PM |
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_bear_claws_
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Chandler, AZ
51, joined Aug. 2014
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speak for yourself , Shayna .... plenty of lovely ladies here for the pickin....
oh , and 1st.... B*tches !!!! ......![](/s/party0030.gif)
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3/1/2015 5:59:41 PM |
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mrxriley
Oakland, CA
24, joined Sep. 2014
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speak for yourself , Shayna .... plenty of lovely ladies here for the pickin....
There are plenty, but I'm only interested in one...
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3/1/2015 6:00:06 PM |
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likescareses
Eugene, OR
45, joined Feb. 2015
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enjoy replacing the glass in your house that you keep throwing stones through
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3/1/2015 6:02:11 PM |
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jester0011
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Lake Waccamaw, NC
47, joined Jun. 2014
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There are plenty, but I'm only interested in one...
that u cant get
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3/1/2015 6:03:11 PM |
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artokol
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Vaubecourt
France
48, joined Nov. 2014
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Being loved by so many women on here is tougher than I thought...there are so many responsibilities. Answering messages, trying to be polite, listening to stories of bad Ex's, sending fake roses and helping some females through extreme PMS cycles...I feel so tired after logging off almost like having 3 hour sex. How do you deal with this Oh Great One...we need you guidance Jester. ![](/s/idontknow.gif)
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3/1/2015 6:04:55 PM |
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helmholtzwatson
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Raleigh, NC
49, joined Jun. 2014
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Jester's drunk from lickin too many stamps.
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3/1/2015 6:05:18 PM |
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jer3552
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Vale, OR
60, joined Oct. 2013
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im here alive in Oregon because my great grandma was a mail order bride...they stayed married for seventy yrs till she passed ![](/s/heart.gif)
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3/1/2015 6:14:51 PM |
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jer3552
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Vale, OR
60, joined Oct. 2013
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Woman going to hate me for saying this but date sites are the modern type version of mail order brides ![](/s/rose.gif) ![](/s/rose.gif)
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3/1/2015 6:19:04 PM |
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barrydalmi
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Baltimore, MD
51, joined Dec. 2007
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You still couldn't get one.![](/s/lol-034.gif)
If the hunting is so bad here why wouldn't you move on? Pathetic I guess.
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3/1/2015 6:19:42 PM |
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apokernut
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Elk Grove Village, IL
52, joined Jan. 2008
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Being loved by so many women on here is tougher than I thought...there are so many responsibilities. Answering messages, trying to be polite, listening to stories of bad Ex's, sending fake roses and helping some females through extreme PMS cycles...I feel so tired after logging off almost like having 3 hour sex. How do you deal with this Oh Great One...we need you guidance Jester. ![](/s/idontknow.gif)
Good question. And, he's just the man to answer!! Jester?????
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3/1/2015 7:11:24 PM |
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dixie_dancer
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Kansas City, KS
26, joined Feb. 2013
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I love maple donuts topped with bacon bits
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3/1/2015 8:23:40 PM |
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rumrumrum
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Mesa, AZ
53, joined Jul. 2014
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3/1/2015 8:48:04 PM |
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jester0011
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Lake Waccamaw, NC
47, joined Jun. 2014
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I love maple donuts topped with bacon bits
I just bet u do
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3/1/2015 10:39:20 PM |
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driver406
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Saint Paul, MN
63, joined Oct. 2009
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If they were mail oder brides I think I'd return her.
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3/1/2015 10:41:47 PM |
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machug59
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Fairfield, CA
94, joined Dec. 2011
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Okay by me.
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3/1/2015 11:19:19 PM |
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ronleeseberg
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Mauston, WI
48, joined Jan. 2012
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Some women would be returned, postage due. But then some of the guys here would get a refund in the mail after the women met them.
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3/2/2015 2:24:23 AM |
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cavie59
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Enid, OK
55, joined Feb. 2010
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If they were mail order brides, there is a little hottie in Ohio that I would order.
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3/2/2015 2:31:59 AM |
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iam_resurrected
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Reno, NV
44, joined Jul. 2014
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You think some could actually be mailed ![](/s/idontknow.gif)
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3/2/2015 3:02:58 AM |
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playingindirt
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Eugene, OR
59, joined Mar. 2014
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your brain was eaten by a chunky donut. ![](/s/mockery-035.gif)
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3/2/2015 3:08:46 AM |
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kungfu_candy
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Alsónémedi
Hungary
26, joined Aug. 2013
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I'm guessing Jester got turned down by another chunky bunz lass?
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3/2/2015 4:27:08 AM |
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playingindirt
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Eugene, OR
59, joined Mar. 2014
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you're in a round room.
now go sit in the corner. that should keep you busy for a while.
yes im just funning with you ... LOL ![](/s/mockery-035.gif)
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3/2/2015 4:31:08 AM |
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txrose64
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Pearland, TX
51, joined Jan. 2013
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these chunky donut eating ladies would get no one email sent to them.
and yet they STILL reject you Shane![](/s/mockery-035.gif)
and is "would get no one email sent to them"??
is no one emailing them?
are they getting only ONE email?
is it no email perhaps?![](/s/mockery-035.gif)
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3/2/2015 4:38:45 AM |
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ltlwing
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Williamsburg, OH
51, joined Oct. 2013
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If they were mail order brides, there is a little hottie in Ohio that I would order.
Order coming right up... ![](/s/rose.gif)
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3/2/2015 5:02:20 AM |
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whalemstrsback
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Corning, CA
57, joined Oct. 2014
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it
almost
makes
more
sense read backwards Rose...![](/s/laughing.gif)
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3/2/2015 5:04:34 AM |
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txrose64
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Pearland, TX
51, joined Jan. 2013
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Whale![](/s/lol-034.gif) ![](/s/hi-103.gif) ![](/s/heart-beat-019.gif) ![](/s/love0081.gif)
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3/2/2015 5:24:14 AM |
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bumblebee7
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Fort Payne, AL
59, joined Apr. 2011
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If the women here were mail order brides, we would be back in the 1800's, they would be in a Sears Catalog and we wouldn't be here, because dating sites didn't come about till after computers.
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3/2/2015 5:42:53 AM |
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jester0011
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Lake Waccamaw, NC
47, joined Jun. 2014
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your brain was eaten by a chunky donut. ![](/s/mockery-035.gif) look at this one with that nerdy grin
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3/2/2015 6:03:15 AM |
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playingindirt
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Eugene, OR
59, joined Mar. 2014
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look at this one with that nerdy grin
lol nah that's my causing havoc and discontent in the community look. ![](/s/Tongue.gif)
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3/2/2015 6:05:50 AM |
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jester0011
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Lake Waccamaw, NC
47, joined Jun. 2014
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well I can surely understand that
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3/2/2015 6:53:37 AM |
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bumblebee7
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Fort Payne, AL
59, joined Apr. 2011
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She looks like she is holding 4 aces and the pot is full to the brim....![](/s/party0006.gif)
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3/2/2015 7:06:15 AM |
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rumrumrum
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Mesa, AZ
53, joined Jul. 2014
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3/2/2015 7:10:22 AM |
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playingindirt
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Eugene, OR
59, joined Mar. 2014
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She looks like she is holding 4 aces and the pot is full to the brim.... ![](/s/party0006.gif) lol i have way to much fun for someone with such a simple life style. maybe that's why i enjoy myself so much. but then again im pretty easily amused.
you're funny Steve.
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3/2/2015 7:15:17 AM |
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niterydah
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Houston, TX
44, joined Jan. 2013
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...................dh ladies are too smart mouthed to be mail order brides ........but maybe a guy from another country would marry them before he finds that out ![](/s/laughing.gif) ![](/s/mockery-035.gif)
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3/2/2015 7:25:13 AM |
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gotheon123
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Apex, NC
47, joined Jul. 2013
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...................dh ladies are too smart to put up with our shit.
Fixed it for you, you're welcome.
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3/2/2015 7:25:30 AM |
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bumblebee7
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Fort Payne, AL
59, joined Apr. 2011
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When I was a kid, there was a home game called Royal Rummy.
Cool game....and with a royal flush, you would clean house in more ways than one..
But the odds were a zillion to one.
I pulled a Royal Flush....but was too young to keep a straight face and act like its a nothing hand to sweeten the pot.
I didn't win much....lol.
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kawkasian
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Houston, TX
47, joined Sep. 2014
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I think Jester suffers from Doughnut envy.
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3/2/2015 9:17:25 AM |
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bumblebee7
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Fort Payne, AL
59, joined Apr. 2011
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Maybe he doesn't like donuts....because he can't fill the hole.
They just didn't work out for a masturbation tool.
he seems to like metal washers though....![](/s/laughing.gif)
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3/2/2015 9:26:49 AM |
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pdforone
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Litchfield, OH
63, joined Jul. 2010
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" 70 pounds
The maximum size for most mailpieces is 108 inches in combined length and girth. Standard Post pieces may measure up to 130 inches in combined length and girth (but will be charged oversized prices). Regardless of the size of the mailpiece, the maximum mailable weight of any mailpiece is 70 pounds.
USPS - Mail Characteristics - Minimum and Maximum Sizes
pe.usps.com/businessmail101/.../minMax.htm
United States Postal Service "
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3/2/2015 9:49:41 AM |
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cavie59
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Enid, OK
55, joined Feb. 2010
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3/2/2015 9:53:06 AM |
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Sanfeliz
Haverhill, MA
29, joined Jan. 2015
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3/2/2015 10:14:30 AM |
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bumblebee7
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Fort Payne, AL
59, joined Apr. 2011
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If the ladies here were mail order brides.
this wouldn't be a dating site, it would be a mail order bride site.
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3/2/2015 1:40:50 PM |
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miscbyproduct
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Isle Of Man
United Kingdom
18, joined Apr. 2012
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postal service would have already went under
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3/2/2015 1:44:55 PM |
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hercules2010
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Dubois, IN
54, joined May. 2014
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All the local women are hags on this site. Look like they got beat with an ugly stick. ![](/s/sign-oops.gif)
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3/2/2015 1:47:51 PM |
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twining
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Anderson, SC
23, joined Jun. 2014
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Jester, you're like a soulless Belk's manikin.
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3/2/2015 1:59:53 PM |
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artokol
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Vaubecourt
France
48, joined Nov. 2014
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I lived in China, Japan, Italy, Norway, Germany and other parts of Europe and never once saw any man want to order a mail order bride for an American born woman...in fact I hate to say this but they have an even worse reputation than American men overseas. The most romantic, loving and intelligent women were in Norway in my opinion and most irritating in China. The majority ( not all ) of American women here have developed a poor attitude in the last 2-3 decades and unfortunately it has rubbed off on the men also. Thankfully with the help and guidance of men like Dr. Jester we will see improvement in the future and there is hope.![](/s/angel.gif)
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3/2/2015 2:01:39 PM |
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mindya
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Vancouver, BC
62, joined Jan. 2009
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(this post has been flagged as inappropriate, sorry.)
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3/2/2015 2:25:46 PM |
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casheyesblond
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Belmont, NC
51, joined Feb. 2009
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3/2/2015 2:46:49 PM |
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reverend_chill
Boca Raton, FL
41, joined Jan. 2014
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Jester's drunk from lickin too many stamps.
Someone needs to show him how to click the mouse and where the send button is...![](/s/laughing.gif)
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3/2/2015 4:13:20 PM |
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rumrumrum
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Mesa, AZ
53, joined Jul. 2014
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3/2/2015 5:33:35 PM |
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jester0011
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Lake Waccamaw, NC
47, joined Jun. 2014
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look at this one
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