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Sanfeliz
Haverhill, MA
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Mmmm how do you break up with someone? 
Memorable break ups?
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| 3/6/2015 3:24:20 AM |
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amargosa
Riddle, OR
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Just slip out the back Jack.
Make a new plan Sam.
Don't need to discuss much,
just drop of the key Lee,
and get yourself free.
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| 3/6/2015 3:26:06 AM |
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Champaree
Australian Capital
Australia
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I think every good bye is memeorable, doesn't metter how it is done..
Say "good bye" ... Just Leave.
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| 3/6/2015 3:26:22 AM |
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Elisa78
GhurianAlmería
Spain
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u got a classic.
I not u its me.
Funny one.
Go back with ur mum.
Goth one.
Stab you.
Houdini way.
vanish
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| 3/6/2015 3:33:52 AM |
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Sanfeliz
Haverhill, MA
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^^^^ Elisa! 
Disappear ! I like that!
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| 3/6/2015 3:35:19 AM |
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Sanfeliz
Haverhill, MA
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Just slip out the back Jack.
Make a new plan Sam.
Don't need to discuss much,
just drop of the key Lee,
and get yourself free.
Cheers!
I am thinking to go out for a drink next week... This is my midterm week
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| 3/6/2015 3:39:29 AM |
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bumblebee7
Fort Payne, AL
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1) Honey...we're just not right for each other....
2) I'm just not feeling it anymore....
3) you stopped paying you share of the bills and stuck me...get the f**k out.
4) its a two way street, and you never even left your house....get lost.
5) What do you mean you've converted to Buddism and gave up sex?.....Bye!!!!
6) What? you've decided to retire at 52? but I keep working?....not on your life.
7) Its great you lost all that weight before we meet, but did you have to gain twice as much back?....and no, I'm paying for a new couch.....
8) What do you mean sexting with the whole Navy, is not cheating??? I'm outta here.
9) I found the T.V. set, it was in a pawn shop,....they said you sold it to them, now, I know where half my other shit went to,......See ya.
10 Your attracted to Jester and Haggy?.......geez.. another nutcase....I'm gone.
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| 3/6/2015 3:43:22 AM |
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Elisa78
GhurianAlmería
Spain
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@ Bee
u forget one.
11. What u mean, u dont need psychiatric, i found sharing prozac and tequila with Jester.... see ya, nutcase.
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| 3/6/2015 3:44:51 AM |
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bumblebee7
Fort Payne, AL
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There's 50 ways to leave your lover...
here's just a few...
You Just slip out the back, Jack
Make a new plan, Stan
You don't need to be coy, Roy
Just get yourself free
Hop on the bus, Gus
You don't need to discuss much
Just drop off the key, Lee
And get yourself free
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Sanfeliz
Haverhill, MA
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1) Honey...we're just not right for each other....
2) I'm just not feeling it anymore....
3) you stopped paying you share of the bills and stuck me...get the f**k out.
4) its a two way street, and you never even left your house....get lost.
5) What do you mean you've converted to Buddism and gave up sex?.....Bye!!!!
6) What? you've decided to retire at 52? but I keep working?....not on your life.
7) Its great you lost all that weight before we meet, but did you have to gain twice as much back?....and no, I'm paying for a new couch.....
8) What do you mean sexting with the whole Navy, is not cheating??? I'm outta here.
9) I found the T.V. set, it was in a pawn shop,....they said you sold it to them, now, I know where half my other shit went to,......See ya.
10 Your attracted to Jester and Haggy?.......geez.. another nutcase....I'm gone.
Lol!!! 1 and 10 seem reasonable lol!
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bumblebee7
Fort Payne, AL
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@ Bee
u forget one.
11. What u mean, u dont need psychiatric, i found sharing prozac and tequila with Jester.... see ya, nutcase.
that was great...but she asked for ten....
but, we can exchange it with number 2....lol
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Sanfeliz
Haverhill, MA
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There's 50 ways to leave your lover...
here's just a few...
You Just slip out the back, Jack
Make a new plan, Stan
You don't need to be coy, Roy
Just get yourself free
Hop on the bus, Gus
You don't need to discuss much
Just drop off the key, Lee
And get yourself free
Hey! This is the missing part of the above post! Nice! At least something feels complete In this thread!
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| 3/6/2015 3:50:23 AM |
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bumblebee7
Fort Payne, AL
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Your thread finally made a click in my head go off....about the song 50 ways to leave your lover.
I took that exert from the song.
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| 3/6/2015 3:51:37 AM |
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spaceface79
Des Moines, IA
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Last one, I said nothing to. Just stopped speaking and returning calls. But he knew why.
Completely unreliable. Talked to him about it many times. But when I took of from work for a trip and he couldn't even remember that... Ooh.
That fool still tries to call sometimes. Ugh.
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| 3/6/2015 3:55:57 AM |
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ltlwing
Williamsburg, OH
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Not much into dramatics... Silence is golden with most.
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| 3/6/2015 3:59:53 AM |
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Sanfeliz
Haverhill, MA
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I wonder if people learn to be more human after they behave like jerks?
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| 3/6/2015 4:00:44 AM |
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Sanfeliz
Haverhill, MA
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Your thread finally made a click in my head go off....about the song 50 ways to leave your lover.
I took that exert from the song.
Je! Good point! IDK why I always think about Jonny Cash?
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bumblebee7
Fort Payne, AL
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I think they learn more in reference to this thread...by how they were broken up with, and the pain that sometimes brings.
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| 3/6/2015 4:02:53 AM |
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bumblebee7
Fort Payne, AL
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Je! Good point! IDK why I always think about Jonny Cash?
I guess you have the hot's for him.
Paul Simon wrote the song.
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| 3/6/2015 4:08:13 AM |
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Sanfeliz
Haverhill, MA
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I think they learn more in reference to this thread...by how they were broken up with, and the pain that sometimes brings.
Yes, sometimes the positive thing about DH is the possibility to vent out in every thread. A good way of learning some social behavior.
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| 3/6/2015 4:11:38 AM |
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bumblebee7
Fort Payne, AL
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I know I've experience that pain a few times.
So...its hard for me to break up with a woman sometimes ..just not wanting to give that kinda pain.
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boyinneed
Miami, FL
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In this day and age...Simple...
Just send them a text or e-mail...
Take my advice keep it short & sweet...
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| 3/6/2015 4:37:38 AM |
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Elisa78
GhurianAlmería
Spain
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I got a goo one, one friend said one.
Sorry, love after i dated you I've noticed that I am gay.
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| 3/6/2015 4:42:14 AM |
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Sanfeliz
Haverhill, MA
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In this day and age...Simple...
Just send them a text or e-mail...
Take my advice keep it short & sweet...
A guy broke up with me that way two years ago... I felt so bad! Don't want to go through that again... BUT! I will be the one sending the e mail
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txrose64
Pearland, TX
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Not much into dramatics... Silence is golden with most.
I'm with you on that one..the one and only that did break up with me was via a damn email.
But I guess it sure beats some that Bumble wrote there. wow!
when in breaking up:a phone call, on a date/restaurant (lots of people around to keep it civil )face to face or I suppose there were a couple that just after a couple dates..I just ceased contact..it was the better part of valor to do so.
ok and one with law enforcement involvement in breaking the "news"
(I can laugh now)
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Sanfeliz
Haverhill, MA
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I got a goo one, one friend said one.
Sorry, love after i dated you I've noticed that I am gay.
And I like my neighbor next door???
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Elisa78
GhurianAlmería
Spain
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And I like my neighbor next door???
u got a cookie
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sweetnsassy1957
Valparaiso, IN
58, joined Jun. 2014
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Stop communications with them completely. Start talking to new people and NOT about the breakup. Go out and enjoy things either by yourself or with a new friend. Have fun? Live some.
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amargosa
Riddle, OR
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It's not you baby, it's me.
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| 3/6/2015 5:11:25 AM |
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ltlwing
Williamsburg, OH
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I'm with you on that one..the one and only that did break up with me was via a damn email.
But I guess it sure beats some that Bumble wrote there. wow!
when in breaking up:a phone call, on a date/restaurant (lots of people around to keep it civil )face to face or I suppose there were a couple that just after a couple dates..I just ceased contact..it was the better part of valor to do so.
ok and one with law enforcement involvement in breaking the "news"
(I can laugh now)
Most times Rose you can see the signs before a actual breakup.I am not one to fight it,or the person they might possibly be with.I let things play out ...even if I am on the bad end of it.
You can't make people do what you want...using dramatics in doing so ...let's them know it bothers you.
Why give them that?...silent in walking away in keeping your dignity is always best.
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| 3/6/2015 5:25:07 AM |
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txrose64
Pearland, TX
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Wing I agree...I tend to just fade away ..as the relationship did
I'm not one for public scenes or having to "tell off" the other party..I just get on with things 
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| 3/6/2015 5:36:24 AM |
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ltlwing
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| 3/6/2015 5:40:17 AM |
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wench_doctor789
Atlanta, GA
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I thought this was going to be a Yahoo article thread
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| 3/6/2015 7:28:34 AM |
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walt_hallow
Lexington, KY
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good-bye to this friggin Winter
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| 3/6/2015 7:30:01 AM |
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kawkasian
Houston, TX
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Call them by another name other than their own.
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| 3/6/2015 7:32:30 AM |
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stanleyzee
Dayton, OH
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I wonder if people learn to be more human after they behave like jerks?
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| 3/6/2015 7:38:24 AM |
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kawkasian
Houston, TX
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I wonder if people learn to be more human after they behave like jerks?
Usually the jerkish behavior makes them more jerkish.
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| 3/6/2015 7:47:52 AM |
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idliketotalk
Punxsutawney, PA
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Did you decide to dump him OP?
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| 3/6/2015 7:51:21 AM |
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dezweather
Phoenix, AZ
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I met this girl. She's better looking and gives better head.
So, good luck.
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| 3/6/2015 7:52:57 AM |
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archer513
Cincinnati, OH
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I just hit block on the iPhone.
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| 3/6/2015 7:54:05 AM |
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kawkasian
Houston, TX
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Here you go OP.
1. Dutch-- Goede ziens
2. French-- Au-revoir
3. Spanish-- Adios
4. Arabic-- Masalama
5. German-- Verabschiedend
6. Portuguesse-- Bom bye
7. Chinese-- Zai jian
8. Leet - l8tr
9. Italien-- Saluta
10. Russian-- Da-svi-da-niya
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Gardenguy68
Wake Forest, NC
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Your Mother Gives Better Head.....
Don't Let The Door Hit Ya In The Ass On Your Way!..
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| 3/6/2015 8:01:21 AM |
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gotheon123
Apex, NC
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Usually it's not a big shock to them, they can see me pulling away. I just tell them.
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| 3/6/2015 8:09:07 AM |
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Gardenguy68
Wake Forest, NC
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Sounds like you're speaking from experience Ms gotheon..
Do you mean He 'Pulled Out' As You Were 'Pulling Away'?
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| 3/6/2015 8:14:10 AM |
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Sanfeliz
Haverhill, MA
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Here you go OP.
1. Dutch-- Goede ziens
2. French-- Au-revoir
3. Spanish-- Adios
4. Arabic-- Masalama
5. German-- Verabschiedend
6. Portuguesse-- Bom bye
7. Chinese-- Zai jian
8. Leet - l8tr
9. Italien-- Saluta
10. Russian-- Da-svi-da-niya
Mmmmm... I need Swahili ....
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| 3/6/2015 8:15:25 AM |
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kawkasian
Houston, TX
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Mmmmm... I need Swahili ....
Um bongo
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| 3/6/2015 8:15:38 AM |
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Sanfeliz
Haverhill, MA
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Did you decide to dump him OP?
I think it would be helpful to know how to do it and be ready for it.
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| 3/6/2015 8:18:36 AM |
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Sanfeliz
Haverhill, MA
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Most times Rose you can see the signs before a actual breakup.I am not one to fight it,or the person they might possibly be with.I let things play out ...even if I am on the bad end of it.
You can't make people do what you want...using dramatics in doing so ...let's them know it bothers you.
Why give them that?...silent in walking away in keeping your dignity is always best.
I will pay more attention to the cues to leave.
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| 3/6/2015 8:54:15 AM |
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Gardenguy68
Wake Forest, NC
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I think it would be helpful to know how to do it and be ready for it.
Just kick him in the balls and when he bends over in agony boot his a** out the door..
Sheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeez - It Ain't Rocket Science ..
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| 3/6/2015 9:21:22 AM |
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vagmasterflash
Durand, WI
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I've found that parting someone's hair permanently with the muzzle flash of a smith and Wesson 625 .45 magnum revolver works well. Do not fire it too close to their head as the muzzle flash can and will crack their skull, and kill them. Under normal circumstances discharging said large frame revolver 14 inches over their head will sufficiently burn a large portion of their hair off the top of their head instantly, deafening their ears for a week, create a pool of urine, and defecation in their pants, and b*tch slap a wake up call into them that the relationship is over, and that the restraining order that's in effect does not seem to be working because I've put your a** in jail for it 3 times, and you keep stalking me, and showing up at my door at 2 am. Screaming at them that it was a warning shot because their ears are deaf from the shot will reinforce your view that the relationship is really over. Having a concealed carry, and a legal, licensed firearm, and 3 tresspassing, harassment, and restraining order violations will help your cause to get the point across that the relationship is truly over. Notifying local law enforcement by phone as you fire the closely placed warning shot, and saying the words "shots fired" will have local law enforcement there in minutes guaranteed to arrest, and remove your unwanted stalker a fourth time, and charge her again with a mugshot looking deaf, stoned, confused, and all hair burned off of her head that you can comfortably post on mugshots.com. I have discovered that this technique of "closely placed warning shot" works very well when every other option to get the message across that the relationship is over has been exhausted. And I realize that it is dangerous, and risky, and not for everyone.
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vagmasterflash
Durand, WI
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...and I haven't seen her since. She got the message. She takes rogaine, 5 adavan a day, and got married. She's 40. Her new husband is 18. I'm so happy for her.
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eyesofmedusa
San Antonio, TX
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Threw my stuff in a cab....changed my number in.the cab....moved to the.other side of.town.
Left a note that said..
Goodbye
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| 3/6/2015 9:48:59 AM |
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sagepopper72
Globe, AZ
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This
A little short and to the point, but effective.
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| 3/6/2015 9:53:02 AM |
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playingindirt
Eugene, OR
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Im leaving and im not coming back.
then walk...
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| 3/6/2015 9:53:33 AM |
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idliketotalk
Punxsutawney, PA
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Well that can be a tough one OP. Is this because he forgot your birthday?
If you feel you are done with him then just tell him so. It will either upset him or not, it doesn't matter much either way.
But if it is because he forgot your birthday, it might make him put his lady's birthday on his calander the next time.
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| 3/6/2015 10:30:56 AM |
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artokol
Vaubecourt
France
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I don't see duct tape and body bag in the list.
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| 3/6/2015 10:39:00 AM |
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Champaign, IL
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fishnthec
Mesquite, TX
63, joined Oct. 2010
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I like to personally whip out the guitar and sing her my rendition of "I'll Follow The Sun" by the Beatles.
Or, if it is a heated moment, I prefer the Rhett Butler way out. "Lady, I just don't give a damn"!
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| 3/6/2015 12:23:34 PM |
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mylegsarecold
Green Bay, WI
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10 ways to say Good Bye:
Hasta la Vista
Tchau
Au Revoir
Arrivederci
La revedere
Auf Wiedersehen
Tot ziens
Vi ses
Farvel
Totsiens
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spaceface79
Des Moines, IA
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With a bullet.
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