3/25/2015 9:46:22 AM |
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Elisa78

GhurianAlmería
Spain
36, joined Jan. 2015
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I've always been a faithful person,but sometimes things happen without warning.
The first time I saw it, I just wanted to bite, suck and taste.
I could not believe what was happening to me, that was not me.
But the temptation has been stronger than principles, and I cheated to my beloved cookies with the chocolate fudge cake with oranges,
Oh my God is so sinful, sweet and sour at the same time.
Now, what's your dirty secret or pleasure?
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3/25/2015 9:52:02 AM |
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yetskimama

Walterboro, SC
64, joined Sep. 2011
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I've always been a faithful person,but sometimes things happen without warning.
The first time I saw it, I just wanted to bite, suck and taste.
I could not believe what was happening to me, that was not me.
But the temptation has been stronger than principles, and I cheated to my beloved cookies with the chocolate fudge cake with oranges,
Oh my God is so sinful, sweet and sour at the same time.
Now, what's your dirty secret or pleasure?[/qu  ote]   Hi girl  Here I 'll whisper in your Ear, GERMAN GUMMI Bears.
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3/25/2015 9:53:07 AM |
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gotheon123

Apex, NC
47, joined Jul. 2013
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I needed this laugh today, thank you. 
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3/25/2015 9:53:25 AM |
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eyesofmedusa

San Antonio, TX
50, joined Jun. 2012
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Omg...u horrible woman...

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3/25/2015 9:57:22 AM |
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ibane

Zanesville, OH
43, joined Feb. 2014
online now!
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Bunches and bunches of donuts.
Bags and bags of Oreos
Every flavor of Breyers ice cream
Reese Cups
I'm a sinner....make me pay 
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3/25/2015 9:58:36 AM |
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Elisa78

GhurianAlmería
Spain
36, joined Jan. 2015
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hey, i am home doing nothing, alone with the cake my maid brought yesterday, i not supergirl, sorry if a sin i only human.
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3/25/2015 9:58:52 AM |
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spaceface79

Des Moines, IA
35, joined Mar. 2014
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Cookies will understand. They are sweet and forgiving. As long as you don't go back to the ex. Cigarettes.

I'm not big on sweets, but, cheese. All kinds of cheese. Bleu is my fave. Gouda, swiss, cheddar, muenster, asiago.... Mmmmmmmm
Drool.
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3/25/2015 9:58:56 AM |
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gotheon123

Apex, NC
47, joined Jul. 2013
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I've cheated once or twice on my Krispy Kremes with Dunkin and duck donuts.
I'm so ashamed. 
@space
I love my cheeses too. 
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3/25/2015 10:02:47 AM |
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Elisa78

GhurianAlmería
Spain
36, joined Jan. 2015
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Cookies will understand. They are sweet and forgiving. As long as you don't go back to the ex. Cigarettes.
I'm not big on sweets, but, cheese. All kinds of cheese. Bleu is my fave. Gouda, swiss, cheddar, muenster, asiago.... Mmmmmmmm
Drool. 
I am good, dont fancy smoke but when i back to work in few weeks i will need pushcart for my ass.
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3/25/2015 10:09:57 AM |
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spaceface79

Des Moines, IA
35, joined Mar. 2014
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Cookies will understand that too! Aren't cookies great?
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3/25/2015 10:20:40 AM |
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artokol

Vaubecourt
France
49, joined Nov. 2014
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First Investigating officer: Hey Jose...what you got for me?
2nd Investigating officer: Dead woman...36 and Spanish.
First IO: What she die of...bullet wounds?
2nd IO: Nope.
First IO: Knifing?
2nd IO: Nope.
First IO: Strangulation?
2nd IO: Nope.
First IO: Then what is it?
2nd IO: We don't know yet...we called Forensics. All we got is 48 empty boxes and crumbs.
First IO: Let's see the body.
Examines body on floor.
First IO: I've seen this before...in Madrid.
2nd IO: WHAT IS IT?
First IO: Cookie Overload.
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3/25/2015 11:32:20 AM |
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greeleybro

Longmont, CO
47, joined Oct. 2013
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Butt sex!
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3/25/2015 11:33:15 AM |
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Elisa78

GhurianAlmería
Spain
36, joined Jan. 2015
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First Investigating officer: Hey Jose...what you got for me?
2nd Investigating officer: Dead woman...36 and Spanish.
First IO: What she die of...bullet wounds?
2nd IO: Nope.
First IO: Knifing?
2nd IO: Nope.
First IO: Strangulation?
2nd IO: Nope.
First IO: Then what is it?
2nd IO: We don't know yet...we called Forensics. All we got is 48 empty boxes and crumbs.
First IO: Let's see the body.
Examines body on floor.
First IO: I've seen this before...in Madrid.
2nd IO: WHAT IS IT?
First IO: Cookie Overload.
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3/25/2015 11:34:00 AM |
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Elisa78

GhurianAlmería
Spain
36, joined Jan. 2015
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@ark
it brilliant.
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3/25/2015 11:37:27 AM |
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candmann73
Petersburg, VA
41, joined Apr. 2014
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One time I cheated I stop watching a football game and started watching The Golden Girls.
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3/25/2015 11:39:15 AM |
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jer3552

Vale, OR
60, joined Oct. 2013
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I was strictly a Pepsi man but McDonalds only serves Coke and any size coke for one dollar..well economy being what it is ...im forced into cheating on my sweet Pepsi..  
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3/25/2015 11:53:53 AM |
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stanleyzee

Dayton, OH
30, joined Dec. 2012
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Coconut
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3/25/2015 11:58:36 AM |
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kawkasian

Houston, TX
47, joined Sep. 2014
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No dirty little secrets here. 
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3/25/2015 12:01:21 PM |
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grneyesrme

Sacramento, CA
47, joined Aug. 2013
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Cookies will understand. They are sweet and forgiving. As long as you don't go back to the ex. Cigarettes.
I'm not big on sweets, but, cheese. All kinds of cheese. Bleu is my fave. Gouda, swiss, cheddar, muenster, asiago.... Mmmmmmmm
Drool. 
Me too!!!! I love cheese!
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3/25/2015 12:19:10 PM |
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soundzgood
Long Beach, CA
47, joined Feb. 2014
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Ladies have the most amusing way of chatting. The way the comments, puns, poke, kicks
to the shins, stomps on the toe, and then turn and "hair shake" and then ask, "was
somebody saying something over here? " I really didn't know that people in Minnesota
or Missouri, or Iowa for example, ever had original thoughts or gave much thought to
anything. The last time I was out in that neck of the woods...(Kansas, & Kentucky too)
those places were SO FAR behind L.A. that it was FRIGHTENING. I didn't even want to get
out of the car in Kansas. Talk about S---L---O---W. I would go batshit crazy anywhere
near that place. Remember the Stepford wives?.........
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3/25/2015 1:07:51 PM |
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Elisa78

GhurianAlmería
Spain
36, joined Jan. 2015
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3/25/2015 1:17:48 PM |
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jer3552

Vale, OR
60, joined Oct. 2013
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now that's a grumpy ol man there   
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3/25/2015 1:23:01 PM |
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wench_doctor789

Atlanta, GA
38, joined Nov. 2014
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coke slut 
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3/25/2015 1:23:39 PM |
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jer3552

Vale, OR
60, joined Oct. 2013
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3/25/2015 1:24:30 PM |
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jer3552

Vale, OR
60, joined Oct. 2013
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No dirty little secrets here.  ..what about the incident with the baby chicken and the jar of Vaseline....short memory 
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3/25/2015 1:35:28 PM |
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be_great

Houston, TX
41, joined Dec. 2014
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I've always been a faithful person,but sometimes things happen without warning.
The first time I saw it, I just wanted to bite, suck and taste.
I could not believe what was happening to me, that was not me.
But the temptation has been stronger than principles, and I cheated to my beloved cookies with the chocolate fudge cake with oranges,
Oh my God is so sinful, sweet and sour at the same time.
Now, what's your dirty secret or pleasure?
Elisa....did you copy/paste this text from somewhere, girl?
.....don't lie, now. 
You didn't improved your writing that fast.

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3/25/2015 1:37:09 PM |
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zane097

Arvada, CO
47, joined May. 2014
online now!
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Butt sex!
Give or recieve? That does make a difference.
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3/25/2015 1:41:31 PM |
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photoartistguy

Minneapolis, MN
25, joined Dec. 2007
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I think ill have a beer and light a fire
It snowed last night
But just a little
Im gonna look for a sifi
Movie
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3/25/2015 1:45:16 PM |
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photoartistguy

Minneapolis, MN
25, joined Dec. 2007
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You know the cup ..costs the store
More then the ice and pop in it
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3/25/2015 1:46:48 PM |
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jer3552

Vale, OR
60, joined Oct. 2013
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You know the cup ..costs the store
More then the ice and pop in it
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3/25/2015 1:50:09 PM |
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4uijack

New Port Richey, FL
29, joined Aug. 2013
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His gay lover left him for a woman!
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3/25/2015 1:50:20 PM |
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spaceface79

Des Moines, IA
35, joined Mar. 2014
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Ladies have the most amusing way of chatting. The way the comments, puns, poke, kicks
to the shins, stomps on the toe, and then turn and "hair shake" and then ask, "was
somebody saying something over here? " I really didn't know that people in Minnesota
or Missouri, or Iowa for example, ever had original thoughts
I'm guessing you do this on a computer. Know where those came from?
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3/25/2015 1:51:43 PM |
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photoartistguy

Minneapolis, MN
25, joined Dec. 2007
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You know the cup ..costs the store
More then the ice and pop in it
You need to drink thirty refill before the store sees a loss on the sugar water
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3/25/2015 5:53:33 PM |
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driver406

Saint Paul, MN
63, joined Oct. 2009
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Bunches and bunches of donuts.
Bags and bags of Oreos
Every flavor of Breyers ice cream
Reese Cups
I'm a sinner....make me pay 
The coronary and bypass will be all the punishment you need. And then they'll send you to some nutritionist who'll tell you to only eat rabbit food and water and if you want a snack eat a cardboard box!!! Soy ink only of course.
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3/25/2015 5:57:57 PM |
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im2thexy

Belleville, ON
47, joined Dec. 2014
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i cheated on my cheese cake with peanut butter chocolate macaroons...hail stone and brimfire...i watin on it... 
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3/27/2015 2:22:19 AM |
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cavie59

Enid, OK
55, joined Feb. 2010
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Now, what's your dirty secret or pleasure?
I have no secrets that I am willing to share. As for pleasures, who knows??
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3/27/2015 2:29:34 AM |
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artokol

Vaubecourt
France
49, joined Nov. 2014
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@ark
it brilliant. 
You better add me as friend...just to stay alive.  
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3/27/2015 3:03:32 AM |
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spaceface79

Des Moines, IA
35, joined Mar. 2014
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He's not kidding. He's a murderous Canadian.
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3/27/2015 5:01:42 AM |
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txrose64

Pearland, TX
51, joined Jan. 2013
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If I shared it..it'd not be a dirty little secret then 
yeah in anything you put sweet, savory (and preferably a little heat and crunch) and I'm a goner for it.
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3/27/2015 5:30:54 AM |
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bumblebee7

Fort Payne, AL
60, joined Apr. 2011
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I could list a lot of sweets and foods I'm like that with.
but you do realize if Jester reads all this. he'll be making more threads talking about how we eat.....
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3/27/2015 11:22:51 AM |
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dejavugirl
Miami, FL
40, joined Feb. 2013
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My guilty pleasure is a 3 chocolate cake...or a Tiramisú ...i can't resist the temptation.
 
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3/27/2015 12:04:29 PM |
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pdforone

Litchfield, OH
63, joined Jul. 2010
online now!
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I have petted other dogs, mine didn't seem to mind much.
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3/27/2015 12:10:30 PM |
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jlyinc

Chaska, MN
31, joined Nov. 2014
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Jerky and I have been having quite the love affair...
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3/28/2015 2:54:53 PM |
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sabrown67
Middleburg, FL
47, joined Oct. 2014
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One time I cheated I stop watching a football game and started watching The Golden Girls.
. Now this is just. Wrong on so many levels
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3/28/2015 2:58:30 PM |
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jer3552

Vale, OR
60, joined Oct. 2013
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3/28/2015 7:37:07 PM |
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2times2many

Greenwood Lake, NY
29, joined Jan. 2014
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One time I cheated I stop watching a football game and started watching The Golden Girls.
wtf! your punishment is imminent
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3/29/2015 5:08:00 AM |
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ilovepoodles55
Munster, IN
53, joined Feb. 2015
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I just purchased some white fudge covered pretzels my grand daughter and I ate them watching a movie last night. Yummy
     
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3/29/2015 5:14:29 AM |
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ibeenseenitall
Boca Raton, FL
34, joined Jul. 2014
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Searching, looking, hoping, and finding. No real problems here as of right now. Just waiting around for something to catch my eye
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3/29/2015 5:32:21 AM |
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moonbeams73

Grand Rapids, MN
60, joined Sep. 2009
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I've always been a faithful person,but sometimes things happen without warning.
The first time I saw it, I just wanted to bite, suck and taste.
I could not believe what was happening to me, that was not me.
But the temptation has been stronger than principles, and I cheated to my beloved cookies with the chocolate fudge cake with oranges,
Oh my God is so sinful, sweet and sour at the same time.
Now, what's your dirty secret or pleasure?

[Edited 3/29/2015 5:34:04 AM ]
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3/29/2015 5:45:14 AM |
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stanleyzee

Dayton, OH
30, joined Dec. 2012
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I've always been a faithful person,but sometimes things happen without warning.
The first time I saw it, I just wanted to bite, suck and taste.
I could not believe what was happening to me, that was not me.
But the temptation has been stronger than principles, and I cheated to my beloved cookies with the chocolate fudge cake with oranges,
Oh my God is so sinful, sweet and sour at the same time.
Now, what's your dirty secret or pleasure?
grapes
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3/29/2015 7:04:38 AM |
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jer3552

Vale, OR
60, joined Oct. 2013
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the grapes of wrath 
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3/29/2015 7:13:35 AM |
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phikebishop

Los Alamos, CA
43, joined Apr. 2014
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One time I cheated I stop watching a football game and started watching The Golden Girls.
That was a funny show....J/S...... 
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3/29/2015 9:21:31 AM |
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okdazie

Chandler, OK
58, joined Oct. 2013
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I'm a tramp. I can't make up my mind between milk or dark chocolate. I've been seeing both behind the other's back.
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3/29/2015 3:58:44 PM |
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iamalwaysjustme

Kansas City, MO
55, joined Apr. 2009
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My dirty secret was , I didn't announce 3 years ago when a member , now permanently Banned from DH hacked my account.
I announced it finally, so therfore , I have no more dirty secrets

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3/29/2015 9:57:31 PM |
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im2thexy

Belleville, ON
47, joined Dec. 2014
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Tomorrow im cheatin with strawberry cheescake cause it's still froze....
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3/29/2015 9:59:50 PM |
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ohdannyboy59

Arlington, TX
55, joined Sep. 2012
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I'm a tramp. I can't make up my mind between milk or dark chocolate. I've been seeing both behind the other's back.
Child's play. I mix in orange/almond chocolate and *gulp* even chile chocolate.
I feel dirty.
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3/29/2015 10:01:59 PM |
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teeheehee_

Montreal, QC
33, joined Jun. 2014
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grapes 
I like grapes in their solid and liquid form. Especially liquid form. 
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3/29/2015 10:04:13 PM |
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hookt12

Bakersfield, CA
38, joined May. 2010
online now!
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One time I cheated I stop watching a football game and started watching The Golden Girls.
lmfao
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3/29/2015 10:07:01 PM |
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stanleyzee

Dayton, OH
30, joined Dec. 2012
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I like grapes in their solid and liquid form. Especially liquid form.  let's get physical 
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3/29/2015 10:08:09 PM |
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boyinneed

Miami, FL
50, joined Aug. 2011
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I guess you can call this Food Porn...
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