| 10/8/2015 10:47:17 PM |
Saggy Boobs Test. Ladies come take your test. |
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fu_gazi
Phoenix, AZ
31, joined Mar. 2015
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Ladies if you're unsure if you have saggy boobs and cleavage that looks like your plumbers butt crack like aintmyb*tch here are a couple of tests you may try at home to determine if you should hide them flappy no good ttitties or of you are ok wearing bikini tops or low cut cleavage revealing blouses and be ok to show them off.
First let me start off by saying your boobs are very important to us. Us as men really value the quality of your breasts. It's a big percentage of what your worth is to us. Yes other things are important too like brains and personality but that's only like 10% or less. Boobs is at least 50%.
God gave you breast for us men to enjoy them. One of life's pleasures. If I could describe happiness I'd say it's a nice big firm pair of titties resting on your face.
We love them, looking at them , touching them, kissing them, jiggling them, putting our wieners between them ...you catch my drift.
Every town in America has at least one tittie bar if not more. Us men stare and scan pretty much every pair of tits that crosses our path. And when we see an amazing pair of tits instinctively we will salivate a little . More and more women are becoming lesbians because them too are realizing how great boobs are.
Well on with the test to determine if your breast are up to par.
These tests need to be done top less and bra less.
The first test is the Pencil Test
A pencil is placed in the inframammary fold, between the breast and chest. If the pencil does not fall, the woman has "failed the pencil test" and has saggy tits. The supposition is that breasts that are not pendulous are self-supporting and do not droop , sag.
The second test is the soda can between the boobs test.
Place a full can of soda or red bull can vertically between your boobs and hold it with your cleavage . No hands. If it falls then your fail the can test. Your cleavage is too wide, you got saggy butt crack cleavage, and you don't have the ability to give very good boob jobs. You know when you put your wiener between the boobs and the chick bounces her boobs up and down.
Saggy boobs are no Bueno so take the test and make sure.
Save yourself the embarrassment when your boyfriend sees your boobs for the first time and makes that face of seeing something gross. Saggy tits are no fun and are a libido killer for a dude. That way you'll know if it's safe to take your bra off or leave the lights on when you have sex.
If your unsure if you pass the tests or if you don't have a pencil or can of soda just send me a pic of your boobs. I'll be happy to analyze the quality of your boobs and let you know with 99.99% accuracy if you have saggy tits or not.
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| 10/8/2015 11:13:07 PM |
Saggy Boobs Test. Ladies come take your test. |
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ginny_james
White City, OR
34, joined Jan. 2015
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(this post has been flagged as inappropriate, sorry.)
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| 10/8/2015 11:19:21 PM |
Saggy Boobs Test. Ladies come take your test. |
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mookie06
Tampa, FL
29, joined Jul. 2015
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That is disgusting 
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| 10/8/2015 11:32:55 PM |
Saggy Boobs Test. Ladies come take your test. |
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fu_gazi
Phoenix, AZ
31, joined Mar. 2015
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Please if your a fat b*tch don't send me pics of your saggy tits. This fat b*tch a while back sent me a pic of her boobs....
all four of them
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| 10/9/2015 2:58:25 AM |
Saggy Boobs Test. Ladies come take your test. |
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amusicluvr
Salem, OR
64, joined Nov. 2013
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OP - For allegedly hating saggy boobs so much, you sure collect a lot of photos of them. You remind me of txninx, who allegedly hates homos, but collects, and frequently posts, photos of them engaging in gay sex acts....because tx himself is gay. You also rant on about fat women. It seems, though that fat, saggy boobed, women are all you can get...when you can get that even.
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| 10/9/2015 10:32:00 AM |
Saggy Boobs Test. Ladies come take your test. |
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fu_gazi
Phoenix, AZ
31, joined Mar. 2015
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OP - For allegedly hating saggy boobs so much, you sure collect a lot of photos of them. You remind me of txninx, who allegedly hates homos, but collects, and frequently posts, photos of them engaging in gay sex acts....because tx himself is gay. You also rant on about fat women. It seems, though that fat, saggy boobed, women are all you can get...when you can get that even.
I don't even know who txnix is.
I think you're gay
Your're the one following and reading that gay dudes homo posts and pics to know so much about him .
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| 10/9/2015 11:08:36 AM |
Saggy Boobs Test. Ladies come take your test. |
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nawtynympho
Azul
Argentina
44, joined Oct. 2014
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 I can do the can thing that's lame
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| 10/9/2015 11:27:23 AM |
Saggy Boobs Test. Ladies come take your test. |
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manniblelector
Vancouver, WA
38, joined Apr. 2013
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saggy tits make me want to hurl.
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| 10/9/2015 12:08:39 PM |
Saggy Boobs Test. Ladies come take your test. |
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amusicluvr
Salem, OR
64, joined Nov. 2013
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Fu - tx posts his gay stuff in all sorts of threads on political, economic, etc, topics. He is addicted to photos of men sucking each other's d*cks as you are addicted to pix of fat women's saggy tits.
[Edited 10/9/2015 12:08:53 PM ]
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| 10/9/2015 9:20:14 PM |
Saggy Boobs Test. Ladies come take your test. |
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hard2follow2
Reno, NV
41, joined Oct. 2013
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half those boobs are fake anyway.
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| 10/9/2015 9:28:25 PM |
Saggy Boobs Test. Ladies come take your test. |
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robin0109
Cincinnati, OH
35, joined Feb. 2013
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| 10/10/2015 12:26:07 PM |
Saggy Boobs Test. Ladies come take your test. |
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orz
Portage, WI
67, joined Jul. 2010
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That is what push up bras are for. lol. What I cant stand is men who have at least a B cup! And yet it it fine for them to run around braless. Double standard! I have seen some guys who could hold a pencil underneath. AND the can!
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| 10/10/2015 6:03:47 PM |
Saggy Boobs Test. Ladies come take your test. |
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enduringsoul23
Lancaster, OH
27, joined Sep. 2013
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I'm more concerned about that first chicks eyebrows.
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