3/5/2016 9:12:17 PM |
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cupocheer
Assumption, IL
67, joined May. 2010
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A young man goes into the Job Center in downtown Los Angeles, and sees an advertisement for a Gynecologist Assistant.
Interested, he goes to the clerk to learn more about the job.
"Can you give me some more details about this job?", he asked.
"Certainly." the clerk replied. "The job entails getting the ladies ready for the gynecologist. You have to help the ladies out of their underwear, lay them down and carefully wash their private regions, then apply shaving foam and gently shave off the hair, then rub on soothing oil so they're ready for the doctor's examination.
There is an annual salary of $85,000.00 but you have to go to Albuquerque New Mexico. That's about 620 miles from here."
"Good grief! Is that where the job is?", exclaimed the young man
Smiling, the clerk replied, "No sir... that's where the end of the line is right now."
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3/6/2016 11:27:09 AM |
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packersbabe920
Green Bay, WI
51, joined Jul. 2013
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3/6/2016 7:45:14 PM |
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cupocheer
Assumption, IL
67, joined May. 2010
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3/6/2016 9:57:44 PM |
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cheekdaddy
Anniston, AL
46, joined Oct. 2008
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i hear a pancake place is hiring 1 legged servers. (IHOP)
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3/7/2016 1:52:18 AM |
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enigmaathand
Leavittsburg, OH
35, joined Mar. 2013
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3/7/2016 3:58:42 AM |
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dandruff
Cleveland, OH
47, joined May. 2009
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3/7/2016 7:29:10 AM |
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Le_Rouge
Montreal, QC
34, joined Jan. 2016
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3/7/2016 2:52:11 PM |
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hunterdan
Olalla, WA
59, joined Jan. 2008
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I think i'll go get in line
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3/7/2016 7:13:25 PM |
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youtubejunkie
Medford, OR
59, joined Dec. 2013
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F**k that, I will kick the guys a** in the front of the line. lol
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3/8/2016 10:58:11 AM |
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cupocheer
Assumption, IL
67, joined May. 2010
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If I didn't know better I'd know better.
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3/14/2016 3:48:58 PM |
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cupocheer
Assumption, IL
67, joined May. 2010
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RotoRoooter Technician
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3/25/2016 2:10:36 PM |
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xall_night
Starke, FL
75, joined Mar. 2009
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I tell you that line is 1 helluva lot longer now(and damn they discriminate about older applicants)
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3/25/2016 11:06:09 PM |
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cupocheer
Assumption, IL
67, joined May. 2010
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Position Available: forum poster
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3/26/2016 6:24:09 AM |
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Mercedes_02
AƱatuyaAƱatuya
Australia
101, joined Dec. 2014
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3/26/2016 3:50:54 PM |
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cupocheer
Assumption, IL
67, joined May. 2010
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3/27/2016 3:52:34 PM |
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jbnoosaheads
Queensland
Australia
63, joined Jan. 2008
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3/28/2016 8:03:09 PM |
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cupocheer
Assumption, IL
67, joined May. 2010
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WANTED: Claustrophobic applicant.
Must be able to think outside the box.
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3/29/2016 7:25:53 PM |
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dmolark
Chicago, IL
64, joined Jun. 2014
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3/29/2016 10:13:27 PM |
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cupocheer
Assumption, IL
67, joined May. 2010
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Position Available: Missionary
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3/30/2016 12:36:54 PM |
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001snatch
Marysville, WA
56, joined Aug. 2013
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Lol
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3/31/2016 11:52:05 AM |
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cupocheer
Assumption, IL
67, joined May. 2010
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I've been working on my PhD in engineering for the past five years.
My family doesn't see that as work.
One day as I was driving by WalMart my son saw a 'Hiring' sign displayed.
He said, "You could get a job there."
"Do you think they an engineer?", I asked.
My son responded, "Sure. They'll hire anybody."
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4/5/2016 6:25:41 PM |
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cupocheer
Assumption, IL
67, joined May. 2010
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...(man) I got rich through hard work.
...(woman) Whose?
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