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frappeyes
Houston, TX
67, joined Nov. 2011
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I took down my Rebel flag (which you can't buy on ebay any more) and
peeled the NRA sticker off the front door.
I disconnected my home alarm system and quit the candy-ass Neighborhood Watch.
I bought two Pakistani flags and put one at each corner of the front
yard. Then I purchased the black flag of ISIS (which you CAN buy on
ebay) and ran it up the flag pole ...
Now, the local police, sheriff, FBI, CIA, NSA, Homeland Security,
Secret Service and other agencies are all watching my house 24/7.
I've NEVER felt safer and I'm saving $69.95 a month that ADT used to
charge me.
Plus, I bought burkas for my family when we shop or travel. Everyone
moves out of the way and security can't pat us down.
Hot Damn — Safe at last — Ain’t America great or what?
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Dearborn, MI
75, joined Nov. 2007
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Cleveland, OH
47, joined May. 2009
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Palm Desert, CA
61, joined Apr. 2014
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Green Bay, WI
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Los Angeles, CA
62, joined Nov. 2012
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Marysville, WA
56, joined Aug. 2013
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Starke, FL
75, joined Mar. 2009
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Frappeyes, such a truth, ![](/s/thumbsup.gif)
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