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vet61
Peoria, IL
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Meet singles at DateHookup.dating, we're 100% free! Join now!
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tileman1814
Kalispell, MT
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That looks like pudding in a cloud 
Semper Fi !!!
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hodag
Grise Fiord, NU
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How about an a**hole in a kamikaze?
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| 3/18/2010 8:36:42 AM |
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tileman1814
Kalispell, MT
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I wonder if that is a russian built plane.
Semper Fi !!!
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hodag
Grise Fiord, NU
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Russian built plane,
Kenyan pilot.
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| 3/18/2010 9:27:12 AM |
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stargazzer
Creighton, NE
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And it will crash & we will pick up the peaces, only americans would.
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hodag
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Subject: HEATED SEATS
Heated Seats
I have always loved "Gas Guzzling Cars" for their comfort & safety. I took out a Cadillac Escalade for a test drive the other day just to drive that sucker before they become extinct.
The salesman sat in the front seat describing the car and all its wonderful options. The seats were of particular interest. He explained that the seats directed warm air to your butt in the winter and directed cool air to your butt in the summer heat.
I stated the car must be a Republican car. He asked why I thought it was a Republican car.
I explained that if it were a Democratic car, the seats would blow smoke up your a** year-round.
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vet61
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A Man is having problems with his health, after months of going to different doctors he is finally referred to a neurologist. He makes an appointment and shows up at the doctors office. While he's in his room he sees 3 different glass jars with brains in them. The neurologists comes into the room and the man ask him what's up with those jars. So the doctor explains those brains are for sale for brain transplants. It's a new science!
So the doctor goes on and explains what's in the jars.
" This one is a Teachers brain, and it cost $30,000."
" This one is a Heart Surgeons brain, and it cost $100,000."
" This one is a Marines brain, and it cost $15,000,000."
The man shocked asks " How come a Marines brain cost that much money, a heart surgeons brain is soooo much less?"
The neurologist replies. " YEA BUT DO YOU REALIZE HOW MANY MARINES IT TAKES TO GET AN OUNCE OF BRAINS?"
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tileman1814
Kalispell, MT
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A Man is having problems with his health, after months of going to different doctors he is finally referred to a neurologist. He makes an appointment and shows up at the doctors office. While he's in his room he sees 3 different glass jars with brains in them. The neurologists comes into the room and the man ask him what's up with those jars. So the doctor explains those brains are for sale for brain transplants. It's a new science!
So the doctor goes on and explains what's in the jars.
" This one is a Teachers brain, and it cost $30,000."
" This one is a Heart Surgeons brain, and it cost $100,000."
" This one is a Marines brain, and it cost $15,000,000."
The man shocked asks " How come a Marines brain cost that much money, a heart surgeons brain is soooo much less?"
The neurologist replies. " YEA BUT DO YOU REALIZE HOW MANY MARINES IT TAKES TO GET AN OUNCE OF BRAINS?"
Semper Fi !!!
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vet61
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That was for you and Bill! 
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rockpillow
Grafton, ND
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LOL One Question.
Is curling really a sport.
Not just A sport THEE sport.
Probably the only sport where the winner buy drinks for the loser.
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vet61
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To all of my Liberal friends.............
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| 4/2/2010 1:06:23 PM |
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vet61
Peoria, IL
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Obama voters, just after the Healthcare bill passed.........................
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hodag
Grise Fiord, NU
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That was for you and Bill!
I thought the punch line would be "because the Marines brain is just like brand new, it's barely been used!"
I kind'a figured that joke was directed at us!
Hodag
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tileman1814
Kalispell, MT
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That was for you and Bill!
Well Mike you should know that Bill and I have more than on oz of brains between us,I mean look we didn't join the Army.
Semper Fi !!!
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hodag
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Well Mike you should know that Bill and I have more than on oz of brains between us,I mean look we didn't join the Army.
Semper Fi !!!
Hey Vet, Mike just got ya'!
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vet61
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Yeah, I just consider all of those head butts! LOL
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tileman1814
Kalispell, MT
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Mike,I love some of the pic's you come up with.It to bad that elephant didn't sqeeze a little harder so we could watch piglosi's eyes bug out.
Semper Fi !!!
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vet61
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Am I the only one here that can find the humor in Liberals? I was hoping that I'd see other jokes!
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croydon_pa_male
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A real tall man and Barney Frank were standing in an elevator. Barney turns and says "Hi, I'm Barney Frank."
The man replies, "I'm 7 feet tall, 350 pounds, I have a 20" penis, Turner Brown."
Barney Frank wets his pants and passes out in delight.
The man bends over and wakes Barney up.
Barney says, "What exactly did you say?"
Man replies, "I'm 7 feet tall, 350 pounds, I have a 20" penis, Turner Brown."
Barney looks sad and says, "Oh, I thought you said, 'TURN AROUND.'"
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tileman1814
Kalispell, MT
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The Economy's So Bad . . .
Obama's economy is so bad that I got a pre-declined credit card in the mail.
It's so bad, I ordered a burger at McDonalds and the kid behind the counter asked, "Can you afford fries with that?"
Obama's economy is so bad that CEO's are now playing miniature golf.
Obama's economy is so bad if the bank returns your check marked "Insufficient Funds," you call them and ask if they meant you or them.
Obama's economy is so bad Hot Wheels and Matchbox stocks are trading higher than GM.
Obama's economy is so bad McDonalds is selling the 1/4 ouncer.
Obama's economy is so bad parents in Beverly Hills fired their nannies and learned their children's names.
Obama's economy is so bad a truckload of Americans was caught sneaking into Mexico.
Obama's economy is so bad D*ck Cheney took his stockbroker hunting.
Obama's economy is so bad Motel Six won't leave the light on anymore.
Obama's economy is so bad the Mafia is laying off judges.
Obama's economy is so bad Exxon-Mobil laid off 25 Congressmen.
Semper Fi !!!
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vet61
Peoria, IL
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Separated at birth? You decide!
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jazziee
Minneapolis, MN
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Separated at birth? You decide!
Hey.. isn't the one on the right The Bride of Obama?
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vet61
Peoria, IL
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LMAO!!!!
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tileman1814
Kalispell, MT
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LMAO!!!!
The only thing iran understands is power over them.I say take out their nuke sights and then take out the leaders and then let the country have an honest vote for a new government.
Semper Fi !!!
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vet61
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All we have to do is, let Israel loose!
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tileman1814
Kalispell, MT
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All we have to do is, let Israel loose!
Mike I think Israel is going to kick the hell out of iran before they let them get a nuke up and running anyway regardless of what that scumbag obama has to say.If I were in control it would already be done.
Semper Fi !!!
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stargazzer
Creighton, NE
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The truth is Isarel needs the US [OBOMA] to hit Iran or it's a one way flight. But I would not be suprised if they are not adding fuel tanks some how?
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tileman1814
Kalispell, MT
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I got this from Linkitty.
Hellmann's Mayonnaise - a bit of history.
Most people don't know that back in 1912, Hellmann's mayonnaise was manufactured in England . In
fact, the Titanic was carrying 12,000 jars of the condiment scheduled for delivery in Vera Cruz,
Mexico , which was to be the next port
of call for the great ship after its stop in New York . This would have been the largest single
shipment of mayonnaise ever delivered to Mexico . But as we know, the great ship did not make it to
New York . The ship hit an iceberg and sank, and the cargo was forever lost. The people of Mexico ,
who were crazy about mayonnaise, and were eagerly awaiting its delivery, were disconsolate at the
loss. Their anguish was so great, that they declared a National Day of Mourning, which they still
observe to this day. The National Day of Mourning occurs each year on May 5th and is known, of course,
as -
Sink-de mayo
Semper Fi !!!
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vet61
Peoria, IL
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Sink-o De- Obama! I'll supply the bricks!
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jazziee
Minneapolis, MN
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woohoooooo I love that one Mike!
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linkitty
Livingston, MT
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Mike I don't think he'll be going willing you want to volunteer to load em up and move em out for us.
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jazziee
Minneapolis, MN
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Drill! Harry Drill!
pssst..those ain't her boobs!
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vet61
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I LOVE the Free Space!!!!
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vet61
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vet61
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During a recent password audit, it was found that a
blonde was using the following password:"MickeyMinniePlutoHueyLouieDeweyDonaldGoofySacramento" When asked why she had such a long password, she said she was told that it had to be at least 8 characters long and include at least one capital.
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jazziee
Minneapolis, MN
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During a recent password audit, it was found that a
blonde was using the following password:"MickeyMinniePlutoHueyLouieDeweyDonaldGoofySacramento" When asked why she had such a long password, she said she was told that it had to be at least 8 characters long and include at least one capital.
Hey!...quit that!!
There's plenty of Farmer jokes out there ya know!
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vet61
Peoria, IL
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This was originally posted as a joke, but it deserves some REAL contemplation! What a better set of buildings, to replace the WTC?
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vet61
Peoria, IL
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Deb,
You love me and you know it! LOL
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jazziee
Minneapolis, MN
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Deb,
You love me and you know it! LOL
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vet61
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I'm not listening to you!!!
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jazziee
Minneapolis, MN
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Political Attitude
I was traveling between Valdosta and Tifton the other day,... I was near Atlanta, GA when a tire blew out. Checking my spare, I found that it too was flat. My only option was to flag down a passing motorist to get a ride to the next town.
The first vehicle to stop was an old man in a van. He yelled out the window, "Need a lift ?"
"Yes, I sure do," I replied.
"You a Democrat or Republican ?" asked the old man.
"Republican," I replied. "Well you can just go to Hell," yelled the old man as he sped off.
Another guy stopped, rolled down the window, and asked me the same question. Again, I gave the same answer, "Republican. The driver gave me the finger and drove off.
I thought it over and decided that maybe I should change my strategy, since this area seemed to be overly political and there appeared to be few Republicans.
The next car to stop was a red convertible driven by a beautiful blonde. She smiled seductively and asked if I was a Democrat or Republican.
"Democrat!", I shouted.
"Hop in!", replied the blonde. Driving down the road, I couldn't help but stare at the gorgeous woman in the seat next to me, the wind blowing through her hair, perfect breasts, and a short skirt that continued to ride higher and higher up her thighs.
Finally, I yelled, "Please stop the car." She immediately slammed on the brakes and as soon as the car stopped, I jumped out.
"What's the matter?", she asked.
"I can't take it anymore," I replied. "I've only been a Democrat for five minutes and already, I want to screw somebody."
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tileman1814
Kalispell, MT
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The year is 1947
Some of you will recall that on July 8, 1947, a little over 60 years ago, witnesses claim that an unidentified flying object (UFO) with five aliens aboard crashed onto a sheep and mule ranch just outside Roswell , New Mexico . This is a well known incident that many say has long been covered up by the U.S. Air Force and other federal agencies and organizations.
However, what you may NOT know is that in the month of April 1948, nine months after that historic day, the following people were born:
Albert A. Gore, Jr.
Hillary Rodham
John F. Kerry
William J. Clinton
Howard Dean
Nancy Pelosi
Dianne Feinstein
Charles E. Schumer
Barbara Boxer
See what happens when aliens breed with sheep and jackasses?
I certainly hope this bit of information clears up a lot of things for you. It did for me.
No wonder they support the bill to help illegal aliens!
Semper Fi !!!
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purelight2
Brownwood, TX
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Conservative men are better lovers, because they don't have hanging chads...and they know which button to push....ROTF
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hodag
Grise Fiord, NU
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Conservative men are better lovers, because they don't have hanging chads...and they know which button to push....ROTF
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