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What a wonderful coming together of two diverse groups! We need more gatherings where the idiot activists are given warm, moist, aromatic welcomes like this one. This is why PETA usually protests women wearing fur rather than bikers wearing leather. Sounds to me like the old saying, “you mess with the bull, and you get the horns”. Gee, I guess these characters thought that Bikers where going to be politically correct like the rest of the wimpy,liberal world.

Semper Fi !!!


Johnstown, PA: Local and state police scoured the hills outside rural Johnstown, Pennsylvania, after reports of three animal rights activists going missing after attempting to protest the wearing of leather at a large motorcycle gang rally this weekend. Two others, previously reported missing, were discovered by fast food workers “duct taped inside fast food restaurant dumpsters,” according to police officials.
“Something just went wrong,” said a still visibly shaken organizer of the protest.

“Something just went horribly, horribly, wrong.”

The organizer said a group of concerned animal rights activists, “growing tired of throwing fake blood and shouting profanities at older women wearing leather or fur coats,” decided to protest the annual motorcycle club event “in a hope to show them our outrage at their wanton use of leather in their clothing and motor bike seats.”
“In fact,” said the organizer, “motorcycle gangs are one of the biggest abusers of wearing leather, and we decided it was high time that we let them know that we disagree with them using it, ergo, they should stop.”

According to witnesses, protesters arrived at the event in a vintage 1960's era Volkswagen van and began to pelt the gang members with balloons filled with red colored water, simulating blood, and shouting “you’re murderers” to passersby. This, evidently, is when the brouhaha began.

“They peed on me!!!” charged one activist. “They grabbed me, said I looked like I was French, started calling me ‘La Trene’ and duct taped me to a tree so they could pee on me all day!”

Still others claimed they were forced to eat hamburgers and hot dogs under duress. Those who resisted were allegedly held down while several bikers “farted on their heads.”
Police officials declined comments on any leads or arrests due to the ongoing nature of the investigation; however, organizers for the motorcycle club rally expressed “surprise” at the allegations.
“That’s preposterous,”said one high-ranking member of the biker organizing committee. “We were having a party, and these people showed up and were very rude to us. They threw things at us, called us names, and tried to ruin the entire event. So, what did we do? We invited them to the party!
What could be more friendly than that? You know, just because we are all members of motorcycle clubs does not mean we do not care about inclusiveness. Personally, I think it shows a lack of character for them to be saying such nasty things about us after we bent over backwards to make them feel welcome.”

When confronted with the allegations of force-feeding the activist’s meat, using them as ad hoc latrines, leaving them incapacitated in fast food restaurant dumpsters, and ‘farting on their heads,’ the organizer declined to comment in detail.

“That’s just our secret hand shake,” assured the organizer.

“Something just went wrong,” said a still visibly shaken organizer of the
protest. “Something just went horribly, horribly, wrong.”

Yes, it did. What went wrong is that, at some point in your life, you became horribly, horribly stupid.

.

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Bat Knowledge: Did you know this about bats?
A newsletter from, "The Texas Gardener" said:
Put up a bat house to encourage the presence of these shy animals.
Bats consume 3,000 or more mosquitoes and other insects nightly, and bats are less likely to be rabid than dogs are.
Need another reason? Bats are responsible for up to 95 percent of the seed dispersal essential to the regeneration of forests.
Our planet is populated with plenty of bizarre and astonishing creatures.
Here are three specimens from the Bat Family: Sucker-footed Bat, Red-Winged Fruit Bat, Left-Winged Ding Bat

Sucker-footed Bat


Red-Winged Fruit Bat


Left-Winged Ding Bat


So 2 out of these 3 Bats have a useful purpose!

Maybe if we could just train this last one to eat mosquitoes

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There's a rumor going around that boys are tougher than girls. Oh please...

Can you carry a 6lb+ baby in your stomach for 9 months and survive hours of labor?
Can you cook, clean, and talk on the phone all at the same time?
Can you bleed for a week and not die?
Can you walk in 5 inch heels?
Can you cry all night then wake up the next day like everything is okay?
Remember guys, women are only helpless till their nail polish dries

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Or until they walk into HR and try to get your fired because they're offended by the way you sit in your chair.

12/12/2016 10:33:35 AM A little humor among friends, on Hodag | Page 16  

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Twas the night before the election, and in the Liberal House. Not a creature was working, not even their spouse.

No stockings were hung by the chimney with care, because they were hoping a Hillary Victory would soon be there.

The Hillary voters were nestled all snug in their beds, While continued visions of free cell phones danced in their heads.

And mamma with her free healthcare, and unemployment benefits with no cap, Had just settled down for another free winter's nap, When out on the lawn there arose such a clatter, They sprang from their beds to see what was the matter.

Away to the TV they flew like a flash, Flipped on CNN hoping for more free cash. Trump Won, please, say it aint so Hillary didn’t shatter the glass ceiling, oh no, When, what to their wondering eyes should appear, But a sign from Trump, they have to get a job next year, With one election, so inspiring and quick, America took away their Misses Saint Nick.

No more huge taxes for the working and spending pretty much insane, and they began whistling and shouting and calling people names; "Now, Hillary! Now, Obama! Now, Franken and Reid! On, Pelosi! On Feinstein! On, Baucus and Biden! Out of Washington! We’re building a wall! Get the heck out of here, we just fired you all.
Wishing you all a Merry Christmas

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From ObamaforDummies… Enjoy!

> Bob: “Did you hear about the Obama administration scandal?,

> Jim: “You mean the Mexican gun running?”

> Bob: “No, the other one.”

> Jim: “You mean SEAL Team 6?”

> Bob: “No, the other one.”

> Jim: “You mean the State Dept. lying about Benghazi?”

> Bob: “No, the other one.”

> Jim: “You mean voter fraud?”

> Bob: “No, the other one.”

> Jim: “You mean the military not getting their votes counted?”

> Bob: “No, the other one.”

> Jim: “The NSA monitoring our phone calls, emails and everything else?”

> Bob: “No, the other one.”

> Jim: “You mean the of drones in our own country without the benefit of the law?”

> Bob: “No, the other one.”

> Jim: “Giving 123 Technologies $300 Million and right after it declared bankruptcy and was sold to the Chinese?”

> Bob: “No, the other one.”

> Jim: “You mean the president arming the Muslim Brotherhood?”

> Bob: “No the other one:.

> Jim: “The IRS targeting conservatives?”

> Bob: “No, the other one.”

> Jim: “The DOJ spying on the press?”

> Bob: “No, the other one.”

> Jim: “Sebelius shaking down health insurance executives?”

> Bob: “No, the other one.”

> Jim: “Giving SOLYNDRA $500 MILLION DOLLARS and 3 months later they declared bankruptcy and then the Chinese bought it?”

> Bob: “No, the other one.”

> Jim: “The NSA monitoring our phone calls, emails and everything else?”

> Bob: “No, the other one.”

> Jim: “The president’s ordering the release of nearly 10,000 illegal immigrants from jails and prisons, and falsely blaming the sequester?”

> Bob: “No, the other one.”

> Jim: “The president’s threat to impose gun control by Executive Order in order to bypass Congress?”

> Bob: “No, the other one.”

> Jim: “The president’s repeated violation of the law requiring him to submit a budget no later than the first Monday in February?”

> Bob: “No, the other one.”

> Jim: “The 2012 vote where 115% of all registered voters in some counties voted 100% for Obama?”

> Bob: “No, the other one.”

> Jim: “The president’s unconstitutional recess appointments in an attempt to circumvent the Senate’s advise-and-consent role?”

> Bob: “No, the other one.”

> Jim: “The State Department interfering with an Inspector General investigation on departmental sexual misconduct?”

> Bob: “No, the other one.”

> Jim: “Clinton, the IRS, Clapper and Holder all lying to Congress?”

> Bob: “No, the other one.”

> Jim: “I give up! … Oh wait, I think I got it! You mean that 65 million low-information voters who don’t pay taxes and get free stuff from taxpayers and stuck us again with the most pandering, corrupt administration in American history?”

> Bob: “THAT’S THE ONE!”

Semper Fi !!!

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12/26/2016 2:47:54 PM A little humor among friends, on Hodag | Page 16  

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It's amazing what one can find in the news.This story is from WND.

Semper Fi !!!

The first news story on this year’s list actually deals with No. 1 and No. 2. And when I say that, it’s exactly what you think, perhaps being more bizarre than funny.

It was an “October Surprise” of truly dirty politics that got dumped on the people of Lawrenceville, Georgia.

And that awful poopy smell was coming from the presidential campaign of none other than Democrat Hillary Clinton.

Hillary’s “Forward Together” bus went through Lawrenceville, Georgia, and appeared to be illegally dumping human waste
Yes, folks, the official “Forward Together” bus of Hillary “Bottom” Clinton was caught dumping foul-smelling human waste into the street and down a storm drain.

“Police say when they arrived on the scene, toilet paper was scattered everywhere and there was a foul smell,” reported Atlanta’s WGCL-TV 46.

In close-up images, what is likely a mixture of liquid feces, urine and toilet paper were seen oozing from the bottom of the bus.

The “Forward Together” bus went through Lawrenceville, Georgia, and appeared to be illegally dumping human waste.
A hazmat crew reportedly had to be called in to clean up the mess, and a DNC spokeswoman called the fecal matter “an honest mistake.”

Hundreds of WND readers weighed in on the news, with comments including:

*How symbolic of what she is doing to AMERICA! TRUMP 2016
*Clinton always thought her sh– didn’t stink. Now it’s undeniable. Go Trump!
*Low turnout in that town? Leaving a message, were they?
*This is a symbol of what she thinks of We the People. Can it get any more obvious?
*What type of person dumps raw sewage directly on a public street and into the storm drains?
*Of course it was a mistake. Nothing to see here. Hillary is such a fine, lovely person. Move along. (Eyes roll with sarcasm.)
*A spokeswoman called the fecal matter an “honest mistake”? And so was Benghazi, and the video tape, and Hillary’s email.
*It seems like Hillary and her campaign sh– on America, quite literally.
*I hope that big, blue, rolling turd doesn’t come to my town.
*I guess she really does give a you-know-what.
*Another way to create more jobs Americans won’t do. She is a job creator after all.
*Policeman: “Clean it up.” Hillary: “You mean like with a cloth or something?”
*Well, that would explain the flies.
*The poor bus couldn’t contain any more of Hillary’s B.S.
*To the good people of Lawrenceville, GA … Be thankful she wasn’t traveling by air.

Perhaps the whole incident foreshadowed the fact that Hillary would finish No. 2 to Republican Donald Trump in the White House race.


Read more at http://www.wnd.com/2016/12/top-10-funniest-news-stories-of-2016/#BfzIYbPffpwrIKWo.99

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Supreme Court OKs Death Penalty For Commenting On Articles Without Reading Them
December 30, 2016



WASHINGTON, D.C.—In a landmark decision, the U.S. Supreme Court bench handed down a ruling Friday approving the death penalty for people who comment on articles without reading them.

In the highly publicized case, State of Texas v. Wilbur, state authorities had found internet user Edward Wilbur guilty of posting a comment on a story linked on his Facebook page, a news story Wilbur “had clearly never read.”

While most of those convicted under Texas’ recent state law banning commenting on news stories or opinion pieces without reading them get off with a few months of community service or a stiff fine, the “severe stupidity” of Wilbur’s comment reportedly landed him a shocking sentence of execution by lethal injection.

“Mr. Wilbur commented on a news story about a minor update to Texas public schools’ science curriculum,” prosecuting attorney Hank Cassidy told reporters outside the Supreme Court building just after the controversial ruling was announced. “But it was immediately apparent he hadn’t even read the article, and barely even glanced at the headline. He left a long, rambling comment attacking Obamacare, liberals, evolution in the school system, and chem trails, among other topics.”

According to Cassidy, this led to state officials taking Wilbur in for questioning before booking him on the capital charge of commenting without reading, kicking off a long appeals process, which finally concluded with the Supreme Court’s hearing of the case in today’s historic decision.

“This will be good for America,” the prosecuting attorney said. “Finally, justice has been done.”



The Babylon Bee is Your Trusted Source For Christian News Satire.

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interesting FACT.......



1/29/2017 8:20:02 AM A little humor among friends, on Hodag | Page 16  

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where has hodag gone???

has he left us here for greener pastures?

1/29/2017 10:24:06 AM A little humor among friends, on Hodag | Page 16  

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This is a strictly mathematical viewpoint ...

Semper Fi !!!

and it goes like this:

What Makes 100%? What does it mean to give MORE than 100% ?
Ever wonder about those people who say they are giving more than 100% ?
We have all been to those meetings where someone wants you to give over 100%.
How about achieving 103% ?
What makes up 100% in life?

Here's a little mathematical formula that might help you answer these questions:

If:
A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z
Is represented as:
1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26

Then:
H-A-R-D-W-O-R-K
8+1+18+4+23+15+18+11 = 98%

And
K-N-O-W-L-E-D-G-E
11+14+15+23+12+5+4+7+5 = 96%

But ,
A-T-T-I-T-U-D-E
1+20+20+9+20+21+4+5 = 100%

And,
B-U-L-L-S-H-I-T
2+21+12+12+19+8+9+20 = 103%

AND, look how far ass-kissing will take you.

A-S-S-K-I-S-S-I-N-G
1+19+19+11+9+19+19+9+14+7 = 118%

So, one can conclude with mathematical certainty, that while Hard work and Knowledge will get you close,
and Attitude will get you there. It’s the Bullshit and Ass Kissing that will put you over the top.

Now you know why Politicians are where they are!
Have you ever seen a better explanation than this formula ... .......how true it is.....

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Quote from clarity101:
where has hodag gone???

has he left us here for greener pastures?


Bill was not happy with the election crap that was going on here and he has been working his butt off so he is staying away.

Semper Fi !!!

1/29/2017 10:39:38 PM A little humor among friends, on Hodag | Page 16  

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Quote from tileman1814:
Bill was not happy with the election crap that was going on here and he has been working his butt off so he is staying away.

Semper Fi !!!


I always wondered how a thread about jokes and humor got hijacked to nonstop BITTER politics. We need to lighten up, we won.

1/30/2017 9:50:29 AM A little humor among friends, on Hodag | Page 16  

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Quote from tileman1814:
Bill was not happy with the election crap that was going on here and he has been working his butt off so he is staying away.

Semper Fi !!!





im sorry to hear that! i miss him here.
i hope i did not contribute to his angst. i have had a couple of 'friends' in the real
world stop commenting but they were typically fence sitters who leaned which ever way the
wind blew.

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I liked bill to but he has me blocked so whatever

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Quote from stargazzer:
I liked bill to but he has me blocked so whatever


Hey Star! I talked to Bill about you being blocked,he said he had nothing to do with it.He said he would look into how to unblock you.Bill has had a lot of stuff on his plate lately and he's been working his butt off.He's been driving back and forth between WI to AL and MS every week, that's around 2500 miles a week.That leaves him little time to get things done at home let alone spending time on the computer.

Semper Fi !!!

2/20/2017 10:51:11 AM A little humor among friends, on Hodag | Page 16  

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President Trump invited the Pope for lunch on his mega yacht, the Pope accepted and during lunch, a puff of wind blew the Pontiff's hat off, right into the water.


It floated off about 50 feet, then the wind died down and it just floated in place.

The crew and the secret service were scrambling to launch a boat to go get it, when Trump waved them off, saying "Never mind, boys, I'll get it."

The Donald climbed over the side of the yacht, walked on the water to the hat, picked it up, walked back on the water, climbed onto the yacht, and handed the Pope his hat.

The crew was speechless. The security team and the Pope's entourage were speechless.

No one knew what to say, not even the Pope. But that afternoon, NBC, CBS, ABC, MSNBC, CNN all knew how to cover the story. Their banner headlines read,

"TRUMP CAN'T SWIM!"

Semper Fi !!!

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Imagine, Donald Trump and Hillary Clinton are in a bar. Donald leans over, and with a smile on his face says, “The media is really tearing you apart for that scandal.”

Hillary: “You mean my lying about Benghazi?”
Trump: “No, the other one.”

Hillary: “You mean the massive voter fraud?”
Trump: “No, the other one.”

Hillary: “You mean the military not getting their votes counted?”
Trump: “No, the other one.”



Hillary: “Using my secret private server with classified material to hide my activities?”
Trump: “No, the other one.”

Hillary: “The NSA monitoring our phone calls, emails, and everything else?”
Trump: “No, the other one.”

Hillary: “Using the Clinton Foundation as a cover for tax evasion, hiring cronies, and taking bribes from foreign countries?
Trump: “No, the other one.”

Hillary: “You mean the drones being operated in our own country without the benefit of the law?”
Trump: “No, the other one.”

Hillary: “Giving 123 Technologies $300 million, and right afterward it declared bankruptcy and was sold to the Chinese?”
Trump: “No, the other one.”

Hillary: “You mean arming the Muslim Brotherhood and hiring them in the White House?”
Trump: “No, the other one.”

Hillary: “Whitewater, Watergate committee, Vince Foster, commodity deals?”
Trump: “No, the other one.”

Hillary: “The funding of neo-Nazis in Ukraine that led to the toppling of the democratically elected president and to the biggest crisis that country has had since WWII?”
Trump: “No, the other one.”

Hillary: “Turning Libya into chaos?”
Trump: “No, the other one.”

Hillary: “Being the mastermind of the so-called “Arab Spring” that only brought chaos, death, and destruction to the Middle East and North Africa?
Trump: “No, the other one.”

Hillary: “Leaving four Americans to die in Benghazi and going to sleep?
Trump: “No, the other one.”

Hillary: “Trashing Mubarak, one of our few Muslim friends?”
Trump: “No, the other one.”

Hillary: “Encouraging and supporting the murders of Palestinians and the destruction of their homes, towns, and villages by Israel?”
Trump: “No, the other one.”

Hillary: “The funding and arming of terrorists in Syria, the destruction and destabilization of that nation, giving the order to our lapdogs in Turkey and Saudi Arabia to give sarin gas to the “moderate” terrorists in Syria that they eventually used on civilians, and framed Assad, and had it not been for the Russians and Putin, we would have used that as a pretext to invade Syria, put a puppet in power, steal their natural resources, and leave that country in total chaos, just like we did with Libya?”
Trump: “No, the other one.”

Hillary: “The creation of the biggest refugee crisis since WWII?”
Trump: “No, the other one.”

Hillary: “Leaving Iraq in chaos? ”
Trump: “No, the other one.”

Hillary: “The DOJ spying on the press?”
Trump: “No, the other one.”

Hillary: “You mean HHS Secretary Sibelius shaking down health insurance executives?”
Trump: “No, the other one.”

Hillary: “Giving our cronies in SOLYNDRA $500 MILLION DOLLARS and three months later they declared bankruptcy and then the Chinese bought it?”
Trump: “No, the other one.”

Hillary: “The NSA monitoring citizens?”
Trump: “No, the other one.”

Hillary: “The State Department interfering with an inspector general investigation on departmental sexual misconduct?”
Trump: “No, the other one.”

Hillary: “Me, the IRS, Clapper, and Holder all lying to Congress?”
Trump: “No, the other one.”

Hillary: “Threats to all of Bill’s former mistresses to keep them quiet?”
Trump: “No, the other one.”

Hillary: “I give up! … Oh wait, I think I’ve got it! When I stole the White House furniture and silverware when Bill left office?”
Trump: “THAT’S IT! I almost forgot about that one.”

Semper Fi !!!

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I was at the VFW last night, there was very polite, corn fed, country boy about 23yrs old there and he was wearing an NRA hat. An obnoxious guy walked up to him and said are you a f**king NRA supporter, he replied yes sir. The guy said he was the NRA opposite, young guy got up and said" when you get done sucking Chuck Schumer's d*ck you can go f**k yourself".

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Quote from sureshot40:
I was at the VFW last night, there was very polite, corn fed, country boy about 23yrs old there and he was wearing an NRA hat. An obnoxious guy walked up to him and said are you a f**king NRA supporter, he replied yes sir. The guy said he was the NRA opposite, young guy got up and said" when you get done sucking Chuck Schumer's d*ck you can go f**k yourself".


AGREED!!

Semper Fi !!!

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I happened to get a 2017 nickel the other day and our liberal "friends" will be glad to learn that it said "In (GASP!!!!!! G word) we trust" not In Trump we trust.

It was from the Denver mint.