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january1
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40 MISTAKES MEN MAKE WHILE HAVING SEX WITH WOMEN
1) NOT KISSING FIRST.
Avoiding her lips and diving straight for the erogenous zones makes her
feel like you're paying by the hour and trying to get your money's worth by
cutting out nonessentials. A proper passionate kiss is the ultimate form of
foreplay.
2) BLOWING TOO HARD IN HER EAR.
Admit it, some kid at school told you girls love this. Well, there's a
difference between being erotic and blowing as if you're trying to extinguish
the candles on your 50th birthday cake. That hurts.
3) NOT SHAVING.
You often forget you have a porcupine strapped to your chin which you rake
repeatedly across your partner's face and thighs. When she turns her head
from side to side, it's not passion, it's avoidance.
4) SQUEEZING HER BREAST.
Most men act like a housewife testing a melon for ripeness when they get
their hand on a pair. Stroke, caress, and smooth them.
5) BITING HER NIPPLES.
Why do men fasten onto a woman's nipples, then clamp down like they're
trying to deflate her body via her breasts? Nipples are highly sensitive.
They can't stand up to chewing. Lick and suck them gently. Flicking your
tongue across them is good. Pretending they're a dogie toy isn't.
6) TWIDDLING HER NIPPLES.
Stop doing that thing where you twiddle the nipples between finger and
thumb like you're trying to find a radio station in a hilly area. Focus on
the whole breasts, not just the exclamation points.
7) IGNORING THE OTHER PARTS OF HER BODY.
A woman is not a highway with just three turnoffs: Breastville East and
West, and the Midtown Tunnel. There are vast areas of her body which you've
ignored far too often as you go bombing straight into downtown V*gina. So
start paying them some attention.
GETTING THE HAND TRAPPED.
Poor manual dexterity in the underskirt region can result in tangled
fingers and underpants. If you're going to be that aggressive, just ask her
to take the damn things off.
9) LEAVING HER A LITTLE PRESENT.
Condom disposal is the man's responsibility. You wore it, you store it.
10) ATTACKING THE CLITORIS.
Direct pressure is very unpleasant, so gently rotate your fingers along
side of the clitoris.
11) STOPPING FOR A BREAK.
Women, unlike men, don't pick up where they left off. If you stop, they
plummet back to square one very fast. If you can tell she's not there, keep
going at all costs, numb jaw or not.
12) UNDRESSING HER AWKWARDLY.
Women hate looking stupid, but stupid she will look when naked at the
waist with a sweater stuck over her head. Unwrap her like an elegant present,
not a kid's toy.
13) GIVING HER A WEDGIE DURING FOREPLAY.
Stroking her gently through her panties can be very sexy. Pulling the
material up between her thighs and yanking it back and forth is not.
14) BEING OBSESSED WITH THE V*GINA.
Although most men can find the clitoris without maps, they still believe
that the vagina is where it's all at. No sooner is your hand down there than
you're trying to stuff stolen banknotes up a chimney. This is okay in
principle, but if you're not careful, it can hurt - so don't get carried
away. It's best to pay more attention to her clitoris and the exterior of her
vagina at first, then gently slip a finger inside her and see if she likes
it.
15) MASSAGING TOO ROUGHLY.
You're attempting to give her a sensual, relaxing massage to get her in
the mood. Hands and fingertips are okay; elbows and knees are not.
16) UNDRESSING PREMATURELY.
Don't force the issue by stripping before she's at least made some move
toward getting your stuff off, even if it's just undoing a couple of buttons.
17) TAKING YOUR PANTS OFF FIRST.
A man in socks and underpants is a at his worst. Lose the socks fist.
18) GOING TOO FAST.
When you get to the penis-in-vagina situation, the worst thing you can do
is pump away like an industrial power tool - she'll soon feel like an
assembly-line worker made obsolete by your technology. Build up slowly, with
clean, straight, regular thrusts.
19) GOING TOO HARD.
If you bash your great triangular hip bones into her thigh or stomach, the
pain is equal to two weeks of horseback riding concentrated into a few
seconds.
20) COMING TOO SOON.
Every man's fear. With reason. If you shoot before you see the whites of
her eyes, make sure you have a backup plan to ensure her pleasure too.
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21) NOT COMING SOON ENOUGH.
It may appear to you that humping for an hour without climaxing is the
mark of a sex god, but to her it's more likely the mark of a numb vagina. At
least buy some intriguing wall hangings, so she has something to hold her
interest while you're playing Marathon Man.
22) ASKING IF SHE HAS COME.
You really ought to be able to tell. Most women make noise. But if you
really don't know, don't ask
23) PERFORMING ORAL SEX TOO GENTLY.
Don't act like a giant cat at a saucer of milk. Get your whole mouth down
there, and concentrate on gently rotating or flicking your tongue on her
clitoris.
24) NUDGING HER HEAD DOWN.
Men persist in doing this until she's eyeball-to-penis, hoping that it
will lead very swiftly to mouth-to-penis. All women hate this. It's about
three steps from being dragged to a cave by their hair. If you want her to
use her mouth, use yours; try talking seductively to her.
25) NOT WARNING HER BEFORE YOU CLIMAX.
Sperm tastes like sea water mixed with egg white. Not everybody likes it.
When she's performing oral sex, warn her before you come so she can do what's
necessary.
26) MOVING AROUND DURING FELLATIO.
Don't thrust. She'll do all the moving during fellatio. You just lie
there. And don't grab her head.
27) TAKING ETIQUETTE ADVICE FROM PORN MOVIES.
In X-rated movies, women seem to love it when men ejaculate over them. In
real life, it just means more laundry to do.
28) MAKING HER RIDE ON TOP FOR AGES.
Asking her to be on top is fine. Lying there grunting while she does all
the hard work is not. Caress her gently, so that she doesn't feel quite so
much like the captain of a schooner. And let her have a rest.
29) ATTEMPTING ANAL SEX AND PRETENDING IT WAS AN ACCIDENT.
This is how men earn a reputation for not being able to follow directions.
If you want to put it there, ask her first. And don't think that being drunk
is an excuse.
30) TAKING PICTURES.
When a man says, "Can I take a photo of you?" she'll hear the words "__to
show my buddies." At least let her have custody of them.
31) NOT BEING IMAGINATIVE ENOUGH.
Imagination is anything from drawing patterns on her back to pouring honey
on her and licking it off. Fruit, vegetables, ice and feathers are all handy
props; hot candle wax and permanent dye are a no no.
32) SLAPPING YOUR STOMACH AGAINST HERS.
There is no less erotic noise. It's as sexy as a belching contest.
33) ARRANGING HER IN STUPID POSES.
If she wants to do advanced yoga in bed, fine, but unless she's a Romanian
gymnast, don't get too ambitious. Ask yourself if you want a sexual partner
with snapped hamstrings.
34) LOOKING FOR HER PROSTATE.
Read this carefully: Anal stimulation feels good for men because they have
a prostate. Women don't.
35) GIVING LOVE BITES.
It is highly erotic to exert some gentle suction on the sides of the neck,
if you do it carefully. No woman wants to have to wear turtlenecks and jaunty
scarves for weeks on end.
36) BARKING INSTRUCTIONS.
Don't shout encouragement like a coach with a megaphone. It's not a big
turn-on.
37) TALKING DIRTY.
It makes you sound like a lonely magazine editor calling a 1-900 line. If
she likes nasty talk, she'll let you know
38) NOT CARING WHETHER SHE COMES.
You have to finish the job. Keep on trying until you get it right, and she
might even do the same for you.
39) SQUASHING HER.
Men generally weigh more than women, so if you lie on her a bit too
heavily, she will turn blue.
40) THANKING HER.
Never thank a woman for having sex with you. Your bedroom is not a soup
kitchen.
Jan
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sebzalive
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Making copies of that one to put in the guy's dating rule manual!!!!!
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duckie1963
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omg that is tooo funny... tnx Jan
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mahjong
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40? Wow,I was thinking about maybe only 2-3-4 on a list.lol
Never to old to learn new things.
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califgirl1
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Hey Jan, that is the greatest list. lmao
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mammyof4
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Thanks Jan, Gonna give a copy of this to David, or post it in the bedroom. LMAO
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viklet
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Oh My Jan, I hope that list didn't happen to you all in one night with one man.
If it did, do the women of America a favor and put up his name as a warning. (LOL)
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quietnoise
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Here we go again..........
Now if you can't take a joke you should not have started it.
Hey cowboy (Jondalar) still sneakin up on the heifers?
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lpbeck
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Abosoulutely Fabulous. This should be a mannual for all young mento read to prepare them on what it takes to make love to a woman. I LOVE IT
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quietnoise
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Hey cowboy (jondalar) the heifer in the south forty is loose again.
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sebzalive
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some people are very very grouchy
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quietnoise
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Hey cowboy, does the apron fit.
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sebzalive
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very nice of you to show you're soul
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quietnoise
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Good grief! What can I say, If I were to put 40 mistakes women make on here I would be castrated by the women. Do I see a double standard here? By the way it is your.
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january1
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quiet noise where the hell did you come from and do us all a favor and go back there you are invisible to me as of now!!!!
Jan
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quietnoise
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All? I believe you are in the minority. If you could only see my messages. I believe you have no clue as to your reputation, lots of four letter words, you naughty thing.
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quietnoise
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Wow, that was a zinger.
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craftygirl002
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That was great, Jan! Too bad some people don't have a sense of humor.
We play nice at DHU, Quiet. Please be respectful of others.
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gizmo4u
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Rules//////rules,,,,,,,,I don't care what they might be. I just want my partner and my self to do nothing else but to Enjoy each other
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quietnoise
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It was funny, I laughed, I added one more. Who cannot take a joke?
Hey guys, how bout some help here! Have you all been castrated or something. Good grief.
Help!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1
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snapdraggon
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Jan I absolutely loved all of these that you wrote. Where on earth did ou find them? I am going to make a copy of this and keep it in my purse for future referene.... Thank you...Lisa
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wolfy9459
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Jan thnaks for that it was good for me was it good for you? LOL
Quietnoise I got one word for you WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!
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quietnoise
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Shoulda known, another cowboy
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jondalar
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Heyquietnoise
Thought I would do as you asked and come and help you out. first bit of advice is to notice that your joke was not found funny here. Don't beat it to death just find a topic where your sence of humor is appriciated. Jan's list is funny unlees the guy reading it thinks it sounds like his style of romantic behavior. I have heard women talk about guys who do these things, they are all ex's.
I would also like to add that most young men learn about sex from other guys joking around telling stories they have made up or seen in porn. Any real intsruction about how to treat a woman is usually from something like Debbi does Dallas. It must be pretty hard to put up with for a girl.
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quietnoise
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You want some references?
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jondalar
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Hey noise
the lady who is in your friends list seems like an inteligent woman so I must think she has seen a better side of you than we are seeing tonight.
How about cooling it and remeber these words
"Yeah I screw up and stick a foot in my mouth occasionally.
Life is a learning experience. I mean no harm, Just tell me to cool it.
Gotta make it interesting, occasionally. Well maybe I overdo it."
How about continueing here by sharing how many of those 40 mistakes you have made lately.
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quietnoise
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Come on cowboy, be a man, or stick to the heifers.
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sebzalive
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welcome back diesel
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shyangelgirl
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quietnoise...without opening to many doors of my life to you I can say these words only. I have 2 ex husbands for a reasion...because they did everything on that list(that's not just the only thing). And no it was not pleasant. I know your addtion was ment to be a joke but (sorry Jan) even Jan's joke was a real thing for me. There are other women that have experanced some of those things as well. The only reason I read this is I was coureous. I wish I could send a copy to my ex's but it's to late for them...I've moved on.
jondalar...2 words...Thank You.
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jondalar
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Sorry to have spoken to you. You seem as volitile as Deisel and SCW so I will cease to engage you in hopes we may continue to enjoy this thread.
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january1
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shy what makes you think its a joke to me?? you do not know me
Jan
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jondalar
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I checked out the list and found a few of my past transgressions listed
3) forgot to shave yes I have but not often and it can be quickly remedied with an invitation to shave me.
10) ATTACKING THE CLITORIS.
Yes i did that once. I really wanted this girl to get hers and go home so i was a little bit in a rush and went tooo hard.
11) STOPPING FOR A BREAK.
I was 28 and would stop for a break just as my wife got close. Really pissed her off. We did not like each other much. And we married why??
26) MOVING AROUND DURING FELLATIO
I am not very experianced recieving this but I thought a little movement would be like giving positive nonverbal feedback??
I will look for a few more of my not so great moments. This should be part of sex education in high school.
Jondalar
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quietnoise
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Hey fella, I think an apology for bringing someone into this that had no involvement whatsoever is in order. You opened the door, I'm coming through.
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sebzalive
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Excuse me? I believe YOU owe many an appology.
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wolfy9459
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Bignoise that list must resemble you in more ways than one. However I had one woman that wanted me to thrust during fellatio. I did as she asked.
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quietnoise
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Ok Seb, explain to me why A friend of mine was brought into this discusion, if you can't, but out. After this is rectified, I will address your concerns, in others words get in line, or take a number, whatever.
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viklet
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quietnoise.........you seem to have something specific on your mind......why don't you go
start a new thread?
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sebzalive
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January,
Thanks again for posting this one. Hate to say it, but I have experienced more than a few on the list. I think a few women have. Jon is right, the men are now exes.
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queenofhearts61
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Thanks Jan that was funny I enjoyed the list. For someone like me who has been out of it for many years that is a warning for the future. LMFAO
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january1
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Yes I do agree we all have our own reasons why we have ex men in our lives and I really am glad to have posted this if anyone does not like this thread then just pass it by..
And I thank the ones who like reading this because they lived through it or just for laughs.You are all very welcome.
Jan
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shyangelgirl
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Jan I'm sorry I affended you. That was my entintion, I wasn't tring to affened anyone.
No I don't know you, I didn't say I did...but I would like too.
I really am sorry...
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january1
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thats ok shy lol group hug!!!!
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group hug taken with open arms. Smile...
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quietnoise
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Am I still in the dog house, or is it out house, Maybe I disapeared or became invisible, what ever, they were enlightening, well maybe one or two.
Ouch, please don't hurt me.
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queenofhearts61
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Would try an apology to Seb and Jan and all will be okay I'm sure a little humble goes a long way here I have goofed myself a couple times. Never had anyone here not forgive me.
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jondalar
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Quietnoise
Sorry we got off on the wrong foot. It seems men make mistakes even when we are not having sex with a woman.
Jondalar
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copterdriver
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Jan that was too funny, I know it wasn't supposed to be, but it made me think about some things... It would be a long list to memorize though. lol
Most women are like this I suppose but I've known a couple that a few of those are way off. I'm glad we are all different, sure would end up being very mechanical if it we were not...
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I still wish Dustin would add a "Vote to delete this member button," 7 individual votes and you are toast... lol
Somebody needs to look up the meaning of "The law of attraction" and I'm not talking physical beauty here.
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shyangelgirl
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Copter, I came back to this thead cause I seen there were more commints made I don't know about this "Law ..." Do ya think you can help out a slightly nieve simple minded small town country girl and blonde none the less (Ha Ha) Email me with it if you like I'm open minded...or post your own thead (if you haven't already) on it and I'll read it.
I like reading most of these threads and learn from them. I would like to make friends here...just keep in mind, I haven't been here long.
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wolfy9459
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I see that QN edited his response to me. Wonder why? Seb did he not say I had no gonads. He must be scared of the responses he would get from that and took it off. LMAO
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eroticartist
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Who let the oxi moran back into the room?
Jan! Those were GREAT...Now if I can fit them on my palm...
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It is alright everybody QN has apologized to me and Jon and Jan and Seb so it is fine. He said he was sorry 3 times and he is going to read some of the forums and find out how we are around here and maybe join in when he has something to add.
Thanks everybody for defending me and Jon and I do luv you all my friends.
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copterdriver
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Respect... It's not a word it's an attitude... we all respect each other here and deserve the same. I suppose there could be an initiaton page to read and sign off on first, or maybe Kat could set up the 'ol dungeon and teach 'em a bit if necessary.
Spank'em high, span 'em low, that attitude has got to go! Repeat, Rinse, Repeat...
Just Kidding Kat! (although I believe you would get some enjoyment from it he he he)
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Gotta admit that you have some very good points. Why the Hell has no one just came out and said this before? But I do gotta sy that it seems to me that you may have never had sex that is up to your standards and I would refrain from letting the guy know that he is gonna have to measure up to you checklist. I gotta admit, I would be far to intimidated to even think about keeping it up for you.
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| 5/4/2007 1:09:32 PM |
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stillfrisky
Joure
Netherlands
71, joined Mar. 2007
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WOW! Where did you get that list Jan? That is awesome to enlighten the menfolk with. I do have a question though for the men. If you came into my bedroom and found a poster with all that information on it would you really pay attention or would you be offended because I do believe I am going to make a laminated poster and hang it up.
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| 5/4/2007 1:45:53 PM |
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califgirl1
Martinsville, VA
70, joined Nov. 2006
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Jan.........again it is toooooo funny. And I hope you
keep up the good work.
Frisky......will it be on the wall or on the ceiling?????????? LOL
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| 5/4/2007 2:03:21 PM |
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stillfrisky
Joure
Netherlands
71, joined Mar. 2007
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gotta go on the wall cause I been thinkin a mirror might be kinda neat on the ceiling LOL
Well you know the old saying you are only as old as you feel.
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| 5/4/2007 2:08:44 PM |
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farmersam
Cushing, OK
54, joined Mar. 2007
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Blowin' In Her Ear Too Hard
Does a big a** ol' cough count? (Yeah, it happened)
I gotta quit smokin' these damn cigarettes!
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| 5/4/2007 4:14:04 PM |
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kizzee
Columbus, KS
73, joined Jan. 2007
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Hey.. Sex nothing new. If you wonder ASK.. God gave us a mouth and we can use it to reply OOO I like that.. will let him or her know what feels good to you. We all do not like the same thing..If you can't talk about sex you shouldn't be doing it with them...
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| 5/4/2007 4:28:47 PM |
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castortroy
Howell, NJ
46, joined Mar. 2007
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DAMN!!!!
Guilty as charged!
Except for number 20 , it seems some if not most of it have applied to me in the past
But i am now reformed!!!
LMAO.
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