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singlemom0603
Ocala, FL
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Great list! Hope it gets passed onto more men! #22 is especially the kiss of death!
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| 5/4/2007 6:26:11 PM |
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wolftearsfallin
La Porte, TX
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I love the list
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| 6/2/2007 5:46:56 PM |
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jacquebluessong
Lompoc, CA
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1) Not taking a shower ( before sex when they are reeking)
2) Not brushing the teeth ( before sex when there breathe stinks)
3) Rushing the sex
4) Being to quiet while making love( oh awwwwwww doesnt get it for me)
5) Not be very adventrous
6) Not cuddling afterwards
7) Man handling you like your a slab of meat
8) Not being in tune with your body( meaning when you are showing pleasure they stop doing what they were doing!
9) Asking you are you ok every two seconds
10)Watching tv while you are being intimate
11) Saying you need to lose weight
12) Slobbering in your ear or your mouth
13) Not doing any naughty talk
14) Do it once then roll over
Ok I am have had my say come on ladies add some more to what I had to say !
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| 6/2/2007 7:29:26 PM |
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zowwy
Toledo, OH
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Guilty...Oh I'm so guilty of nipple twiddling,
usualy only one at a time while I lick the other,
I hang in shame.
all the rest I'm good n good,done a lotta thinkin
before hand,...so worried she won't be pleased,yet
frankly most of the woman I've been with have
been the...just lay there,please me,please me type.
Zowwy
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| 6/2/2007 9:09:35 PM |
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kricket3467
Anna, OH
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OMG this is awesome!!!! Love it!!!! Copy and paste, Copy and Paste....LOL THANK YOU!!!
The twiddling.....oh a big NO NO!!!! I am not a radio.....LOL
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| 6/2/2007 9:23:29 PM |
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january1
Monroe, NY
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OH-OH As you can tell there was some well lets say interesting discussion when I started this post LOL but I am sure glad its back!!!
Jan
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| 6/2/2007 10:07:38 PM |
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sahri
Federal Way, WA
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I LOVED it!!!!!!!!!!!
Jan's list
*Not kissing first
*Not shaving
*cumming too soon/not soon enough
*"thanking her"...(I actually WILL thank a guy for helping me get to a toe tingling climax)
jacque's additions
*not taking a shower
*Not cuddling afterwards
*watching Tv
*Do it once then roll over
Thanks to both of you...too many to cut and paste...GREAT STUFF!
I'd like to add:
*too many "do this, go there, no over there"
*Not sucking hard enough on nipples (I breastfed 2 kids...I like it a little more than a soft suck here or there)
*all talk, no follow through
*worlds record holders for Undressed-condom on-knees on bed ready to insert all in one move action
*unwilling to help with multiple orgasms (theirs cums and goes)
*don't (or expect me to) talk dirty...ie. like you're with a wh*re...
*comfort zones...needs to be good for both
*suggesting hard/uncomfortable (sometimes) painful, places/positions
*muscle cramps...require start over (as far as orgasm building)
*not undressing (one or both sides)
*on knees...NO!
*saying "If you love me" (usually happens in a LTR)
*stopping too soon...just because the orgasm started or One has ended...
***all summed up...not listening or talking about do and don'ts
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| 6/4/2007 2:16:49 AM |
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cricket770
Dixon, CA
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yeah i got a kick out of the initial 40 reasons post, i thought it was funny.
( really-and good tips to boot. ) Then i read some posts from a guy that did'nt think it was funny.
THEN, i read more posts of women adding dozens more reasons, and encouraging the ladies to add more. All the sudden what was a joke was'nt so funny anymore and us guys got a list of our own, which had not occurred to me until others jumped on the man is ape trip.
Is this a possible formation of a he woman man haters club? LOL Karate chop Danio sun.
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| 6/4/2007 1:18:09 PM |
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shellback069
Newcastle, TX
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got to admit it. i loved this one, it was hilarious. i couldn't stop laughing!!! Jan i am so glad you made this list, even if i am guilty of some of these transgressions, it is still funny as all get out!
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| 6/6/2007 12:04:16 AM |
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zowwy
Toledo, OH
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Sahri,
What do you mean by "On knees...NO!"? And "stopping too soon...because
one has started"? If it starts too soon, have to stop for a second so it
calms down, then can go for much longer till it starts again.Called control.
Z
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| 6/6/2007 12:09:24 AM |
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metu
Auburndale, FL
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Hmmm...control issues! LOL
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| 6/6/2007 12:12:20 AM |
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cats43injax
Jacksonville, FL
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Hey Z, I don't think everyone knows the technique of bringing it to the brink, stopping, restarting, and so on. I know it works great. When a woman is giving pleasure to a man, it's fun to take that approach and really watch them EXPLODE when you finally decide you have pushed the envelope to the max.
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| 6/6/2007 12:19:22 AM |
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krupa
Abilene, TX
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So is just making a woman orgasm as hard as I can make her.........a bad thing?
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| 6/6/2007 2:12:12 PM |
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zowwy
Toledo, OH
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Dang Cats,
you almost made me have a wet daydream LOL.
Yea, to the 'brink' is a good way to say it
because once past the brink(for most men)it's
a done deal till next episode.I concider each
time I reach that brink an orgasm because it
can be felt throughout the body,and is hard to
stop(because it feels so good)and calm it down.
So in that respect men can be multi orgasmic by
reaching the peak of orgasm without going over
the top,several times in a session.
Well,the biggest mistake a man can make is not
knowing his own body well enough to excersize
self control,ie-slow or stop for a few seconds
at the brink so she will have plenty of time
for hers,and she will let him know when it's
time for him,then with her last orgasmic squeeze
sending both to the moon.
Krupa,
Let's see...she's had several orgasms, each stronger
than the one before, her finale drenches and sends
you too,her body tensed up and quivering,eyes rolled
back and can't speak legibly for a few minutes after.
And this is a bad thing because? Because she should
not be allowed to swim for at least an hour after
to regain basic motor skills.LOL. OR She will want
it like that every time. hehe. OR You don't want to
orgasm her to death do ya? Not for faint of heart.
Z
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| 10/7/2007 5:46:53 PM |
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melbie7769
Grand Junction, CO
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This one was a good one!!!
Smooches Melbie
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| 10/7/2007 6:32:18 PM |
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deedeekine1
Irwin, PA
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Thanks Melbie for rooting through the old threads and finding this one....I loved it.
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| 10/7/2007 7:08:09 PM |
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eroticartist
White Plains, NY
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wrote every one down...didn't need to though
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| 10/7/2007 9:13:45 PM |
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tj1free
Storm Lake, IA
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you know what i learned 40 or more differnt ways to make a woman happy while having sex witch i think as a dirty word i rather say making love from my ex that is one thing we did have in common.
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branes51
Clermont, FL
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Hey, that's just the DON'TS...we guys should all each post a do..find out who really has his shit together...LOL
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| 10/8/2007 9:11:51 AM |
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kofosho
Granger, IN
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this must be the love making manual
Where is the manual for just F**KING?
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| 10/8/2007 9:27:00 AM |
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wonderturtle
Overland Park, KS
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The idiots guide to sex
--------------------------> IN
<-------------------------- OUT
REPEAT
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| 10/8/2007 10:05:37 AM |
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onlyforyou44
Helena, MT
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Damn i am doing every thing wrong  
I passed that test with 100 %
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wonderturtle
Overland Park, KS
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It's scary...but I actually kind of agree with ya on this one Photo..lol..
all we gotta do is find common ground, and you can get along with anyone
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| 10/8/2007 11:45:08 AM |
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branes51
Clermont, FL
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Photo, I have to tell you, you're a brave man.  But you're absolutely right, the onus is definitely on the man which explains my post about "What are men really good for..."
Despite all the lovely, flowery talk about wanting a soulmate, I think most women would settle for a guy with their prefered perfect penis size and Gene Simmon's tongue...at least for a while. And the skill to use them properly.
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| 10/8/2007 11:55:45 AM |
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branes51
Clermont, FL
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"i think thats the womans guide to sex."
If that's a woman's guide to sex, she left out about a thousand other techniques.
As I said before, this is a list of don'ts..I suggested we post some do's so I'm going to post one..if you already know it..great, if not..pay attention.
Guys, next time you are giving your lady oral sex and she's just at the point where she's getting ready to go over the edge, suck the entire clitoris into your mouth and rapidly flick your tongue back and forth against it.
To learn this technique, place your index finger in your mouth up to the end of the nail, suck hard and flick your tongue across it side to side to where you can just feel it. That's the proper amount of pressure. I call this the Buzzsaw. Trust me on this, she'll go off like Mt. St. Helen. One variation is to shake your head back and forth at the same time, but not too violently. And if you know how to find the G spot..stimulate it at the same time.
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