| 3/30/2011 7:54:15 PM |
What are the worse "KENTUCKY" pick up lines? |
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kyghostrider
Lawrenceburg, KY
58, joined Mar. 2011
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Hey baby we are only second cousins...
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| 3/30/2011 8:02:08 PM |
What are the worse "KENTUCKY" pick up lines? |
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bgmanone
Lexington, KY
52, joined Jul. 2009
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Just park it out back behind my trailer next to the Caddy underneath the Satillite Dish!!!!
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| 3/30/2011 8:10:31 PM |
What are the worse "KENTUCKY" pick up lines? |
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in_sightful
Huntington, WV
59, joined Feb. 2010
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I saw you on Real Housewives of Harzard, right?!?
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| 3/30/2011 8:11:11 PM |
What are the worse "KENTUCKY" pick up lines? |
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cynthia1959
Lexington, KY
58, joined Jan. 2011
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| 3/30/2011 8:12:18 PM |
What are the worse "KENTUCKY" pick up lines? |
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kyghostrider
Lawrenceburg, KY
58, joined Mar. 2011
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Hey baby Hows about a little sugar from the sugar bowl...
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| 3/30/2011 8:15:54 PM |
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bgmanone
Lexington, KY
52, joined Jul. 2009
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Honey lets go back to my place...I gots 'lectricity!!!!
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| 3/30/2011 8:25:28 PM |
What are the worse "KENTUCKY" pick up lines? |
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seadragon7
Lexington, KY
51, joined Jun. 2010
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Let's talk about the weather, weather you do or weather you don't.
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| 3/30/2011 8:26:06 PM |
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torisdad
Louisville, KY
49, joined Nov. 2008
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(Knock on door) hey sis, you awake?
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| 3/30/2011 8:30:45 PM |
What are the worse "KENTUCKY" pick up lines? |
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seadragon7
Lexington, KY
51, joined Jun. 2010
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Did you fart?
cuz you blew me away.
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| 3/30/2011 8:33:32 PM |
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seadragon7
Lexington, KY
51, joined Jun. 2010
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I know I'm not no Fred Flintstone,
but I bet I can make yer " bed-rock."
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| 3/31/2011 1:54:16 AM |
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bhape
Lawrenceburg, KY
59, joined Oct. 2010
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We wouldnt be the first cousins in the family, to do it!
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| 3/31/2011 7:39:53 AM |
What are the worse "KENTUCKY" pick up lines? |
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mikey_1946
Campbellsville, KY
71, joined Aug. 2007
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hey,, whats wrong with those,, I tryed them all,, and I'm still alone,, don't understand this...
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| 3/31/2011 7:53:05 AM |
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seadragon7
Lexington, KY
51, joined Jun. 2010
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Maybe we can loan them to the desperate whiner guys who claim they can't meet anyone here.
Of course there are those KY family reunions...just saying, don't exhaust all your options before telling the world you can't find women right?
What ya think Lil Irish? You said you were runnin low on advice to tell them.
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| 3/31/2011 8:04:46 AM |
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nightstyle
Crab Orchard, KY
64, joined Feb. 2011
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"I sure would like ta git in yor paints...I sh!t in mine."
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| 3/31/2011 9:19:11 AM |
What are the worse "KENTUCKY" pick up lines? |
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hogtownmama
Harrodsburg, KY
58, joined Jan. 2011
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Do you believe in the here after? Because if you are not here after what I'm here after-you gonna be here after I'm gone
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| 3/31/2011 10:49:30 AM |
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seadragon7
Lexington, KY
51, joined Jun. 2010
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"Hey, do you work for UPS? I could have sworn I saw you checkin' out ma' package!"
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| 3/31/2011 10:54:08 AM |
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hazeleyes4u61
Richmond, KY
56, joined Jan. 2011
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I know I'm not no Fred Flintstone,
but I bet I can make yer " bed-rock."
lmao a guy really used that one on me!
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| 3/31/2011 10:58:28 AM |
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hazeleyes4u61
Richmond, KY
56, joined Jan. 2011
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also had this one used on me "Your legs must be tired because you've been running through my mind all day."
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| 3/31/2011 11:03:59 AM |
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seadragon7
Lexington, KY
51, joined Jun. 2010
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"I love every bone in your body... especially mine!"
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| 3/31/2011 3:21:26 PM |
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shawnee_b
Edmonton, KY
62, joined Apr. 2010
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"I love every bone in your body... especially mine!"
Nasty! I like nasty
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| 3/31/2011 4:30:47 PM |
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softmyst
Sparta, NJ
69, joined Oct. 2010
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Well hell, Yankees deserve love too!
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| 3/31/2011 4:36:59 PM |
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bhape
Lawrenceburg, KY
59, joined Oct. 2010
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for the gals...
Is that a gun in your pocket? Or ya just glad to see me?
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| 3/31/2011 5:41:14 PM |
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cynthia1959
Lexington, KY
58, joined Jan. 2011
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Pick up lines that DO NOT work,,,, but they are funny
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| 3/31/2011 6:28:20 PM |
What are the worse "KENTUCKY" pick up lines? |
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d42503
Somerset, KY
48, joined Aug. 2010
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Say whats a girl like you doing in a nice place like this????
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| 4/3/2011 11:36:51 AM |
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in_sightful
Huntington, WV
59, joined Feb. 2010
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You ought to be in the Kentucky Derby because you're racing through my mind.
Okay, so I'm a horse?!?
[real life is scary sometimes]
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| 4/4/2011 4:50:09 PM |
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mrfreakinhappy
Florence, KY
48, joined Mar. 2011
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Nice tooth, baby !
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| 4/4/2011 7:24:24 PM |
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kyghostrider
Lawrenceburg, KY
58, joined Mar. 2011
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Hey Baby It only seems "KINKY" the first time..
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| 4/4/2011 7:25:59 PM |
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kyghostrider
Lawrenceburg, KY
58, joined Mar. 2011
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Hey Baby All men are Animals. some just make better pets..
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| 4/4/2011 7:32:31 PM |
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cauliflower
Bardstown, KY
58, joined Mar. 2011
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That was hysterical!!
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| 4/4/2011 9:14:34 PM |
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bgmanone
Lexington, KY
52, joined Jul. 2009
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Wanna take a ride in my COAL truck?
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| 4/4/2011 9:51:06 PM |
What are the worse "KENTUCKY" pick up lines? |
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in_sightful
Huntington, WV
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| 4/4/2011 9:52:06 PM |
What are the worse "KENTUCKY" pick up lines? |
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lucky2bhere2001
Mount Vernon, KY
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| 4/4/2011 10:36:49 PM |
What are the worse "KENTUCKY" pick up lines? |
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seadragon7
Lexington, KY
51, joined Jun. 2010
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Do you know the difference between my penis and a chicken leg? No??? Well, let's go on a picnic and find out!
I think this is D's line!
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| 4/4/2011 10:39:47 PM |
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skittles103
Lexington, KY
56, joined Feb. 2011
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oh my
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| 4/4/2011 10:46:11 PM |
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seadragon7
Lexington, KY
51, joined Jun. 2010
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Let's go to my place and do the things I'll tell everyone we did anyway.
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| 4/4/2011 10:49:50 PM |
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bgmanone
Lexington, KY
52, joined Jul. 2009
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Hey honey...You are sweeter than my homemade moonshine!!!!
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| 4/4/2011 10:57:33 PM |
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seadragon7
Lexington, KY
51, joined Jun. 2010
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The word of the day is "legs." Let's go back to my place and spread the word.
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| 4/4/2011 11:04:24 PM |
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seadragon7
Lexington, KY
51, joined Jun. 2010
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I think I have the winner!
Scientists have determined that the average time for intercourse is four minutes. The average number of strokes per minute is nine, and since the average length of the penis is six inches, the average female received two hundred and sixteen inches or fifteen feet per intercourse. Three times per week, fifty two weeks in a year, so, 150 times 18 makes 2700 feet, or just over a mile and a half. If you are not getting your mile and a half, why not let me help out?
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| 4/4/2011 11:04:38 PM |
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torisdad
Louisville, KY
49, joined Nov. 2008
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A girl from Somerst, KY goes to her dad and says "Daddy, I need $20.00 to go to the prom." Her dad says "Well, that's a lot of money. You know what you have to do for that much money!" The girl says "Oh no daddy, not that. Please daddy, not that!" Dad says "yep, that's the only way." So the girl gets on her knees, takes her dad's penis out and starts sucking on it. After a few seconds, she pulls back and says "Damn daddy, you d*ck tastes like shit!" Her dad looks at her and says "Well, it damn well ought to. Junior asked to borrow the car an hour ago!"
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| 4/4/2011 11:07:44 PM |
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hustlenbaby
Cynthiana, KY
34, joined Oct. 2007
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Tim That's just not right!
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| 4/4/2011 11:14:06 PM |
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d42503
Somerset, KY
48, joined Aug. 2010
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Do you know the difference between my penis and a chicken leg? No??? Well, let's go on a picnic and find out!
I think this is D's line!
its all fun an games till someone gets their feelins hurt....
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| 4/4/2011 11:15:10 PM |
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torisdad
Louisville, KY
49, joined Nov. 2008
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Tim That's just not right!
What does a girl from KY say after sex?
Get off me daddy and hand me my cigarettes!!
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| 4/4/2011 11:17:07 PM |
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d42503
Somerset, KY
48, joined Aug. 2010
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I think I have the winner!
Scientists have determined that the average time for intercourse is four minutes. The average number of strokes per minute is nine, and since the average length of the penis is six inches, the average female received two hundred and sixteen inches or fifteen feet per intercourse. Three times per week, fifty two weeks in a year, so, 150 times 18 makes 2700 feet, or just over a mile and a half. If you are not getting your mile and a half, why not let me help out?
I hate to spoil the party but your math is a bit short, a mile is 5,280 feet,,, I bet your one of the guys been tellin your women what you have is 6 inches when in fact its half that.....2700 isn only 1/2 mile there Sea,
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| 4/4/2011 11:17:11 PM |
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lucky2bhere2001
Mount Vernon, KY
43, joined Apr. 2011
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LMAO you guys are bad
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| 4/4/2011 11:17:52 PM |
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seadragon7
Lexington, KY
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| 4/4/2011 11:18:46 PM |
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seadragon7
Lexington, KY
51, joined Jun. 2010
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LMAO you guys are bad
What's the worst one you ever heard Lucky?
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| 4/4/2011 11:18:55 PM |
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d42503
Somerset, KY
48, joined Aug. 2010
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(this post has been flagged as inappropriate, sorry.)
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| 4/4/2011 11:20:41 PM |
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hustlenbaby
Cynthiana, KY
34, joined Oct. 2007
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TORIS!!!!
TORIS!!!
BAD BAD BAD BAD BAD BOY
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| 4/4/2011 11:21:33 PM |
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yurcuz
Louisville, KY
58, joined Feb. 2011
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You sure got pretty teeth..both of them
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| 4/4/2011 11:21:39 PM |
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seadragon7
Lexington, KY
51, joined Jun. 2010
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I hate to spoil the party but your math is a bit short, a mile is 5,280 feet,,, I bet your one of the guys been tellin your women what you have is 6 inches when in fact its half that.....2700 isn only 1/2 mile there Sea,
I actually pulled this off a site I was on, but more importantly, I don't see any points on your ears but you sound like Mr. Spock! Was not aware of your mathmatical skills.
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| 4/4/2011 11:22:20 PM |
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torisdad
Louisville, KY
49, joined Nov. 2008
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TORIS!!!
BAD BAD BAD BAD BAD BOY
You better believe it!!  When I walk in hell, the devil hides in the closet!
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| 4/4/2011 11:22:30 PM |
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d42503
Somerset, KY
48, joined Aug. 2010
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I actually pulled this off a site I was on, but more importantly, I don't see any points on your ears but you sound like Mr. Spock! Was not aware of your mathmatical skills.
lmao
so now your admitting to pledgerisim,,,(I cant spell so if its right great)
[Edited 4/4/2011 11:23:17 PM ]
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| 4/4/2011 11:25:15 PM |
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torisdad
Louisville, KY
49, joined Nov. 2008
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lmao
so now your admitting to pledgerisim,,,(I cant spell so if its right great)
Who are you pledging too, a sorority? 
It's plagiarism, which is one difficult word to spell!
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| 4/4/2011 11:30:42 PM |
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seadragon7
Lexington, KY
51, joined Jun. 2010
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I don't recall this had to be original pick up lines...just the worst. I also never stated I made it up, just thought I had a winner. I didn't take my science calculater from front shirt pocket to confirm the accuracy of the statement. Live long and prosper D. Beam me up DH!
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| 4/4/2011 11:31:50 PM |
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d42503
Somerset, KY
48, joined Aug. 2010
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Thank your Toris,, I knew i could count on you.. what are friends for...
I will tell you what friends are for,,, they are for helping get your a** off the side of the highway at 10 oclock at nite,, with a broken down trailor..
HOEMAN LAKER Thanks agian... When your tired, broke down, and you know help is a phone call away at 10 at nite folks... "THATS A FRIEND"
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| 4/4/2011 11:32:40 PM |
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torisdad
Louisville, KY
49, joined Nov. 2008
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Thank your Toris,, I knew i could count on you.. what are friends for...
I will tell you what friends are for,,, they are for helping get your a** off the side of the highway at 10 oclock at nite,, with a broken down trailor..
HOEMAN LAKER Thanks agian... When your tired, broke down, and you know help is a phone call away at 10 at nite folks... "THATS A FRIEND"
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| 4/4/2011 11:33:36 PM |
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d42503
Somerset, KY
48, joined Aug. 2010
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I don't recall this had to be original pick up lines...just the worst. I also never stated I made it up, just thought I had a winner. I didn't take my science calculater from front shirt pocket to confirm the accuracy of the statement. Live long and prosper D. Beam me up DH!
ohhh the sargasim..... I think I smell a friendship on the bloom... lol
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| 4/4/2011 11:34:39 PM |
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seadragon7
Lexington, KY
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| 4/4/2011 11:47:00 PM |
What are the worse "KENTUCKY" pick up lines? |
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d42503
Somerset, KY
48, joined Aug. 2010
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| 4/5/2011 12:04:54 AM |
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hustlenbaby
Cynthiana, KY
34, joined Oct. 2007
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You better believe it!! When I walk in hell, the devil hides in the closet!
That's why he kicked me out of the closet while I was hiding youre socks.
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