3/22/2008 9:59:18 PM |
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anitablake
North Las Vegas, NV
age: 22
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not a pick up line but still wierd! "guy in car passing by stretches out the window and yells "AOOWW"
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3/30/2008 12:21:07 PM |
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lonleychick
North Las Vegas, NV
age: 18
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here are a few more that I heard this week,
.Hon, is your hair on fire,cuz you are smoking hot!
.Damn, such sweet buns and me on a diet.
.honey are you glue, cuz you got all eyes stuck on you.
(here's one I herd this lady say it to some guy)
. ooh honey, with all that a@@ who needs a lifejaket!
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3/30/2008 2:52:03 PM |
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dunknownsoldier
Ocala, FL
age: 18
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heres a few redneck ones i thought of probably cheesey as hell but hey there original!
-hey hot mama i got the hitch if you got the pickup
-you know that mini skirt your wearing, fits to damn tight want me to help you take it off ans rejust it for you?
-hey babe i got the balls if you bring the beer (in the reference that you would hook up with a ugly chick if you were drunk as hell)
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3/30/2008 10:51:48 PM |
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pokerjeff
Johnston, RI
age: 22
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guy: hey, do you know how much a polar bear weighs?
girl: umm, no.
guy: well it's enough to break the ice. Hi, I'm Jeff.
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4/1/2008 12:24:33 PM |
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hawaiian_ninja
Anaheim, CA
age: 23
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Those are nice shoes, you wanna f*ck.
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4/1/2008 2:40:52 PM |
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townbizz
Austell, GA
age: 29
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YOU SO FINE, YOU MAKE ME WANT TO GO BACK AND SUPER SIZE MY FRIES.
[Edited 4/1/2008 2:42:03 PM]
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4/5/2008 4:59:21 PM |
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adivineebony
Brockton, MA
age: 29
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Can I be the milk in you coco puffs?-asked by a white guy LOL
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4/5/2008 7:33:28 PM |
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dangerous_rex
Lufkin, TX
age: 24
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my brother has been known to use this one:
If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put "U" and "I" together
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4/6/2008 6:16:21 PM |
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lyndasophiadawn
Regina, SK
age: 24
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4/11/2008 10:31:41 PM |
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madmike79
Antioch, CA
age: 29
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You,me and that mattress got miles like forrest gump.
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4/12/2008 10:20:40 AM |
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missing_out
Farmersville, TX
age: 27
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A guy told me yesterday....."Your hands are perfect, I wish I could cut mine off and use yours forever."
Made me want to drop everything and get his number.
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4/12/2008 1:39:49 PM |
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evansmom13
Cincinnati, OH
age: 28
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Him:You should be arrested for stealing.. Her: I didn't steal anything Him: Yes you did, you stole my heart..
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4/12/2008 1:51:15 PM |
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evansmom13
Cincinnati, OH
age: 28
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This one is kind of a story.. I just got back from Florida- I had a good tan, but was a little burnt..- It was November and a big group of us met in a parking lot.. this guy I have never met before walked up to me and said my ears are cold, will you warm them up? And then he laid his head on my chest.. the sad part is that he kept on with the pick up lines all night and it actually worked.. what was I thinking??
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4/12/2008 10:03:20 PM |
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lightmeatball
Port Orchard, WA
age: 22
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can i have a pitcher of u? for i can tell santa what i want for christmas.
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4/12/2008 10:43:47 PM |
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ginerick
Saint Paul, MN
age: 31
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shake this and get it loose
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