3/8/2008 3:55:05 PM |
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kingdaddy22
Seattle, WA
age: 19
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r u tired cuz you been running in my mind all day
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3/8/2008 4:31:15 PM |
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treecutter
Brick, NJ
age: 24
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i like griffins piik up line on the 1st page hahalol
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3/8/2008 6:49:14 PM |
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sharpeye7z
Hattiesburg, MS
age: 27
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if u were a booger i pick u first
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3/8/2008 8:05:47 PM |
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jackr86
Glen Arm, MD
age: 21 online now!
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One you should never use.
Hold up a cloth and say "Hey, does this smell like chloroform to you?"
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3/9/2008 12:31:55 AM |
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jk2418
La Crosse, WI
age: 24
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How do you like your eggs in the morning? Scrambled or fertilized?
Terrible, just terrible.
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3/11/2008 3:30:58 PM |
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flygirl7
Montville, OH
age: 28
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here's one...
"that shirt is becoming on you, but if i was on you i'd be coming too"
how lame~!
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3/12/2008 9:04:01 AM |
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lookin4respect
Palm City, FL
age: 19
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I lost my number, can I have yours?
You have huge... hair
so.. what kinda making out do you like?.. this was the third question the guy asked.. if he was next to me, and not online i would have punched him..
can we be friends with benefits.. i really hate that shit.. its like.. you know.. i like to do stuff.. but why are you asking..?
worst one ever.. "Would you have sex with me?" best line ever.. f*ck no.. leave me alone.. for gods sake..
assholes... god...
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3/19/2008 6:42:36 PM |
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lonleychick
North Las Vegas, NV
age: 18
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here's one I herd this morning;
."girl are you a parking tiket? because you have FINE written all over you.
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3/19/2008 9:48:35 PM |
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rrose1989
Oroville, CA
age: 19
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True story... I was at this sandwich shop and I kid you not this guy walked up to me while I was standing in line to order and said "Hey, the fish sandwiches here suck.... can I buy you one?" lamest thing anyone has ever said to me! O.o
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3/20/2008 8:28:49 AM |
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deathbydesign
Cambridge, MA
age: 30
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if you were a tear in my eye i would not cry for fear of loosing you.
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3/20/2008 9:53:55 AM |
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stichnuts
Palatka, FL
age: 22
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do u have a mirror in ur pants cuz i can see myself
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3/21/2008 8:06:59 AM |
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sweetlady80
Barbourville, KY
age: 27
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Baby you are a doorknob that I wanna turn.
Baby you wanna wrestle? We can tangle in my sheets and see who can pin who the fastest. Just to warn you though I can wrestle for hours.
This guy came up to me and asked me if I had a 10 to let him use. Hell I didnt have any change on me and told him that I didnt have a 10 to give him. He told me that he had a 10 inch that I could have ALL NIGHT LONG....
I lost my teddy bear can you snuggle all night with me?
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3/21/2008 9:38:41 AM |
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singlear_guy
Jacksonville, AR
age: 24
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did you know the word of the days is "legs" lets go home and spread the word.
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3/21/2008 12:13:44 PM |
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pantherinc
Redmond, WA
age: 30
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Hello . I am very new ... Are these lines lame or do they actually work ??? or it doesnt matter ...
Thanks,
Newbie.
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3/21/2008 10:52:57 PM |
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impressivetoys
Wells, MN
age: 27
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Approach her and say: Would you happen to have a quarter cause my mom told me to call everytime i saw a beautiful lady.
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