| 3/3/2008 4:42:52 PM |
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bamaboy1986
Tuscaloosa, AL
age: 22
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Not a pick up line actually opposite but when a girl is being really bitc** for no reason tell her, "Wow I really love the way you did your hair! I remember seeing a bird's nest outside earlier that looked just like it!" Of course this only works if she has her hair done up somehow.
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| 3/3/2008 4:50:29 PM |
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lonleychick
North Las Vegas, NV
age: 18
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that's a good one bamaboy1986
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| 3/3/2008 9:34:37 PM |
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bamaboy1986
Tuscaloosa, AL
age: 22
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Thanks for the props lonelychick! I also like this one with same kind of girl, "That's soo funny!" (HER)"What?" "When you fake laugh like that to try and seem amused by what I say your nose wiggles!"
I don't care if a girl is really beautiful or not. Girl acts bitc** and superior to the world I'm not gonna be the guy that sucks up to her bullshi*!!!!
Hmm I need to make a "put down lines" thread
[Edited 3/3/2008 9:35:21 PM]
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| 3/4/2008 12:48:23 AM |
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krystel44
Merritt Island, FL
age: 24
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These are some classics:
man, I lost my number, can I have yours?
oh girl, does a side of fries come with that shake?
 What I've learned is the best line is understated, honest, and sincere. For example, this happened to me: It was an "off day" and I was wearing an old pair of jean overalls with two pigtails and my bandana. I walked into the campus library one day and a guy walking out opposite of me stopped and said "hey, I just wanted to stop you and tell you that I think you're really cute, maybe I'll see you around" and he left out the library. I never actually saw him after that but if I had I definitely would have spoke to him. That moment actually left me a little speechless, I thought that was one of the sweetest things that a guy could say, and to this day I remember what he looked like and what he said.  Just a little hint to the guys out there.....
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| 3/4/2008 1:07:07 AM |
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mannygarcia
West Palm Beach, FL
age: 32
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heres some lame pick up lines.
1."damn gurl do u know karate,cuzz yo body iz kickin".
2."hey gurl whens the last time u seen a real man besides 2 seconds ago when i introduced myself".
3.hey baby are u from tennesee cuzz u the only ten i see up in here....
4.hey baby was yo daddy a thief cuzz he dun stole the stars from the sky and pasted in yo eyes gurl.
5.hey gurl hey!!!im lost i need directions to youre house.
6.nice legs ,what time do they open!
7.1+1=2 what do u say we make this an addition thing.
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| 3/4/2008 2:12:21 PM |
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bradentx1981
Dallas, TX
age: 26
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I heard these from a stand-up routine:
"Wanna see a trick I learned in prison?"
"My mom has those same shoes"
"Are you really drunk, or is that just a lazy eye?"
"Excuse me for interrupting
and I'm not trying to make a pass,
but you must be leaving the country
if you're packing that much a@@!"
"If you think that's impressive, this cold sore is just getting started!"
"Hey, do you mind if I stand over here until it's safe back where I farted?"
On a serious note and in reality,
My personal favorite is "Hi, I'm Braden...."
Krystel44, I think thats in line with the one you got. It's honest and not trying to be smooth, or flashy. It's just being real.
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| 3/4/2008 3:33:23 PM |
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missing_out
Farmersville, TX
age: 27
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A guy told me this today....."I like my coffee like I like you, hot and sweet". 
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| 3/4/2008 5:26:30 PM |
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bradentx1981
Dallas, TX
age: 26
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they forgot something else about the coffee, it's hot and sweet... with a spoon in it lol
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| 3/4/2008 5:54:02 PM |
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missing_out
Farmersville, TX
age: 27
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^^^ no comment!!!
Not long ago my mechanic said, "I would like to dip my stick and check your oil"....his pick up lines and my sense of humor have made us good friends.
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| 3/5/2008 11:54:48 AM |
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anitablake
North Las Vegas, NV
age: 22
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this from chick to guy: Hey, baby so much six pack and me going to AAA!
not pick up line but lame anyway's; Hey girl my friend want's your phone # can I have it?
this actually happened to me: Hey, me and my friend were wondering something, how big is your a$$ and can I measure it?
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| 3/5/2008 4:16:11 PM |
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lonleychick
North Las Vegas, NV
age: 18
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.If I told you that you have a beautiful body,would you hold it up against me?
.Do you live in a chicken farm? no? well you sure know how to raise c*cks!
(actually told to me today by some wierdo)
. Dam girl,with all that a$$ in those jeans I gotta stop and think,is there any more room for me?
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| 3/5/2008 4:58:54 PM |
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missing_out
Farmersville, TX
age: 27
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At least 10 times a day I hear "Hey baby, can I see the other half of that tattoo?"
The few guys that have heard (not seen) the USDA PRIME tattoo on my butt, say "can I get a piece of that?" or "can I marinade your meat".
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| 3/6/2008 12:38:45 PM |
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stichnuts
Palatka, FL
age: 22
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this was one my buddy use
him.do u have any black in u. her. no why. him. do u want want some
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| 3/7/2008 2:51:49 AM |
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sushisawesome
Troutdale, OR
age: 27
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When your in the forest:
""Let's you and me go behind those rocks and get......bolder""
When it's snowing:
""If kisses were snowflakes, I'd send you a blizzard ""
When in a bar and you walk up to an absolute stranger:
""Hey why aren't you asking me for my number and buying me a drink? I know...I know...your afraid I'll seduce you and you'll fall madly in love with me. But that's just something you'll have to get used to...""
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