| 4/5/2011 1:34:29 PM |
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blyndndef
Colorado Springs, CO
43, joined Apr. 2010
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here is the bitter truth about dear ole Noah and the rest of the clan. See Noah was a time traveler from after the great holocaust of 2012. All the earth was wiped out by the big comet elenin...
So no animals..
Old man noah figures he would take his trusty delorian time machine he put together from leftovers off the streets of NYC.
The problem was he forgot to get the Mr. Fusion attachment. So with no plutonium to be had back where he went, he got stuck.. He knew the floods were coming and told everyone "SAVE YOURSELFS" they called him crazy, so he said "NOOO GOD HAS SPOKEN TO ME AND SAYS IT IS SO"
Any how they still didnt believe him. So trapped in the past he decided to save the animals anyway and started the first humane society. Built his office in the shape of a big boat. well the rains came and went the waters receded and everything dried out. But he was still stuck there.
So he scrawled out a message to his archeoligist friend Jesus Decarpenter. Scratched it on a cave wall. Well Mr Decarpenter found it a million years or so later and built another time machine, this time out of a vw bus. He took twelve of his fav beer drinking pals with him.. only problem was,,, they couldnt find plutonium either and you know VW's.. always breaking down where ya dont want em too.. anyway Decarpenter ended up somehwere breaking down about 0 AD, cause his clock couldnt go any lower, and got stuck in BC split... you know the rest of the story right... ok no need for me to keep going then...
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| 4/5/2011 10:15:49 PM |
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muldoon1959
Vallejo, CA
58, joined Feb. 2008
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To continue the story,
Jehova saw what was happing.
Jehove has a Dodge Rapter, but it didn't have enough room
for everyone, and was having a hard time getting it running.
So he sent a note back saying that when he could get his Rapter
running he could come back and get most of the people, but not all of
them.
He wasn't sure when he could get it running, so everyone was waiting
around for the Rapter.
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| 7/2/2011 11:24:56 AM |
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kinkaju
Booneville, AR
71, joined Jun. 2011
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how did a christian woman get this sh*t in this forum? and why do you have a name like jazzy do you know that jazz is a slang for intercourse (sexual)so are you looking to have sex with a nonbeliver? ok go fu*k your self its ok you are forgiven bless you my child
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| 7/2/2011 3:47:32 PM |
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duchessa
Yonkers, NY
64, joined Aug. 2008
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how did a christian woman get this sh*t in this forum? and why do you have a name like jazzy do you know that jazz is a slang for intercourse (sexual)so are you looking to have sex with a nonbeliver? ok go fu*k your self its ok you are forgiven bless you my child
Easily...by resourcing to hypocrisy...yes, by changing her religious status to "Atheist/ Agnostic/Non believer" in her profile. The saddest side of her actions...besides showing she is a liar...is that her purpose will go down the drain because no real Atheists will ever fall for the stupidity she posted.
Gee, I posted in the 60+ group a sign stating what Christianity is all about....I was attacked left & right. There is nothing more poisonous than a Christian afraid of losing the territory.
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| 7/2/2011 3:49:15 PM |
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duchessa
Yonkers, NY
64, joined Aug. 2008
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...and when the Rapter finally arrived
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You were ready & licking the candle.
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| 7/6/2011 1:00:05 AM |
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kinkaju
Booneville, AR
71, joined Jun. 2011
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yeah Duchessa I found that one in the 60s the picture looked like a buybull picture and somebody said the picture was insulting ha ha I guess they can't handle facts or even their own propaganda if it don't fit their agenda what a bunch of screwballs
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| 7/6/2011 3:43:42 PM |
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duchessa
Yonkers, NY
64, joined Aug. 2008
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yeah Duchessa I found that one in the 60s the picture looked like a buybull picture and somebody said the picture was insulting ha ha I guess they can't handle facts or even their own propaganda if it don't fit their agenda what a bunch of screwballs
And I hope our returning friend from Bama will contribute to said thread...lol
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