| 12/15/2011 11:34:08 PM |
The Bible Is A Great Novel! |
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twohawks
Bothell, WA
78, joined Feb. 2008
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The Bible is a great novel. It contains all the things a great novel needs. Good guys,
Bad Guys, Kings, Queens, Nobility, Common folks, Rich People, Poor People, Evil People, Magic, Mystery and Fantasy.
But there is one thing that is seriously lacking in the bible, The Truth! (Not to mention reality!)
I good percentage of the stories in the Bible came from Pagan writings and the writings of other cultures. There are very few, if any, original stories in it, and some of those stories are real whoppers!
Whopper #1 The Great Flood of Noah. It's a good story, but that flood didn't happen. Science has proven this several times over. Enough rain to cover Mount Everest at 29,000 feet? Give me a break!
Whopper #2 Jonah and the "Big Fish". According to that story this fisherman, Jonah, was swallowed by a "Big Fish" (It doesn't say Whale) and lived in it's stomach for three days. First question: Where did he get his fresh air supply from? No fish, or whale that I know of comes with a fresh air generator. Question Two: Why wasn't he turned into "Big Fish Poop" within 24 hours?
Whopper #3 Joshua and the Battle of Jericho. According to this story Josh and his Army had to take Jericho, but to their dismay they found it was walled. Josh told his army to ride around Jericho and blow the horns of rams and the "walls would come tumbling down". According to the story...that's what happened. Then perhaps someone could tell me why Archaeologists have been looking around that city for years trying to find evidence of a wall and they have found nothing of the sort.
Is the Bible telling lies here?
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| 12/16/2011 10:57:14 AM |
The Bible Is A Great Novel! |
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bobisback61
West Vancouver, BC
56, joined Aug. 2011
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But there is one thing that is seriously lacking in the bible, The Truth! (Not to mention reality!)
Amen brother.
Hey, wait. 
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| 12/16/2011 4:15:54 PM |
The Bible Is A Great Novel! |
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duchessa
Yonkers, NY
64, joined Aug. 2008
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The Bible is a great novel.
Free toilet paper anyone...?
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| 12/16/2011 6:40:01 PM |
The Bible Is A Great Novel! |
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twohawks
Bothell, WA
78, joined Feb. 2008
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Free toilet paper anyone...?
 
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| 12/16/2011 8:29:23 PM |
The Bible Is A Great Novel! |
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twohawks
Bothell, WA
78, joined Feb. 2008
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The original Adam & Eve in their Neanderthal form. The biblical story about Adam & Eve is a fairytale.
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| 12/17/2011 12:56:24 PM |
The Bible Is A Great Novel! |
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duchessa
Yonkers, NY
64, joined Aug. 2008
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The original Adam & Eve in their Neanderthal form. The biblical story about Adam & Eve is a fairytale.
Gee...i recognize them as the main characters in Planet of the Apes.
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| 12/17/2011 12:58:46 PM |
The Bible Is A Great Novel! |
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twohawks
Bothell, WA
78, joined Feb. 2008
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Gee...i recognize them as the main characters in Planet of the Apes. Hummm...??? now that you mention it.....they do look that way!
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| 12/17/2011 1:38:11 PM |
The Bible Is A Great Novel! |
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duchessa
Yonkers, NY
64, joined Aug. 2008
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Hummm...??? now that you mention it.....they do look that way!
I loved the end of the movie...when ChH see the Statue of Liberty flat on the ground.
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| 12/17/2011 1:52:54 PM |
The Bible Is A Great Novel! |
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muldoon1959
Vallejo, CA
58, joined Feb. 2008
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Free toilet paper anyone...?
I've said it before and I'll say it again!
The bible makes lousy TP.
First, the pages are too slippery
Second, you can't clean with something that's
already saturated with what it is you're trying to clean.
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| 12/17/2011 1:54:43 PM |
The Bible Is A Great Novel! |
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twohawks
Bothell, WA
78, joined Feb. 2008
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I loved the end of the movie...when ChH see the Statue of Liberty flat on the ground.
Can you imagine those actors in the Ape Make up (which, I understand is rubber) working out in the hot sun, or under hot lights inside? I'll bet they were glad when the days shoot ended!
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| 12/17/2011 1:57:42 PM |
The Bible Is A Great Novel! |
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twohawks
Bothell, WA
78, joined Feb. 2008
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I've said it before and I'll say it again!
The bible makes lousy TP.
First, the pages are too slippery
Second, you can't clean with something that's
already saturated with what it is you're trying to clean.
Well it can't be any worse than French TP. That's like wiping your backside with waxed paper.
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| 12/17/2011 9:05:21 PM |
The Bible Is A Great Novel! |
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loyallibrajill
Bronx, NY
51, joined Nov. 2011
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The Bible is a great novel. It contains all the things a great novel needs. Good guys,
Bad Guys, Kings, Queens, Nobility, Common folks, Rich People, Poor People, Evil People, Magic, Mystery and Fantasy.
But there is one thing that is seriously lacking in the bible, The Truth! (Not to mention reality!)
I good percentage of the stories in the Bible came from Pagan writings and the writings of other cultures. There are very few, if any, original stories in it, and some of those stories are real whoppers!
Whopper #1 The Great Flood of Noah. It's a good story, but that flood didn't happen. Science has proven this several times over. Enough rain to cover Mount Everest at 29,000 feet? Give me a break!
Whopper #2 Jonah and the "Big Fish". According to that story this fisherman, Jonah, was swallowed by a "Big Fish" (It doesn't say Whale) and lived in it's stomach for three days. First question: Where did he get his fresh air supply from? No fish, or whale that I know of comes with a fresh air generator. Question Two: Why wasn't he turned into "Big Fish Poop" within 24 hours?
Whopper #3 Joshua and the Battle of Jericho. According to this story Josh and his Army had to take Jericho, but to their dismay they found it was walled. Josh told his army to ride around Jericho and blow the horns of rams and the "walls would come tumbling down". According to the story...that's what happened. Then perhaps someone could tell me why Archaeologists have been looking around that city for years trying to find evidence of a wall and they have found nothing of the sort.
Is the Bible telling lies here?
it was just too long and boring for me.
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| 12/17/2011 9:52:07 PM |
The Bible Is A Great Novel! |
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duchessa
Yonkers, NY
64, joined Aug. 2008
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it was just too long and boring for me.
Reminds me of the memos I got from the Principal...I never read them.
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| 12/19/2011 12:59:06 AM |
The Bible Is A Great Novel! |
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pickygirl72
Picher, OK
47, joined Sep. 2011
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Where did Cain get his wife? If Noah lived to be 900 yrs old, who stuck around to find out? The bible was written 500 yrs after JC died, what?
I didn't believe this crap even at 10 I wasn't fooled. Yes the bible is just filled with stories. And it was written by man, so that doesn't say much.
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| 12/19/2011 10:16:51 AM |
The Bible Is A Great Novel! |
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duchessa
Yonkers, NY
64, joined Aug. 2008
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Where did Cain get his wife? If Noah lived to be 900 yrs old, who stuck around to find out? The bible was written 500 yrs after JC died, what?
I didn't believe this crap even at 10 I wasn't fooled. Yes the bible is just filled with stories. And it was written by man, so that doesn't say much.
^Yes, all those lovely questions the church is so afraid people would never stop asking.
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| 12/19/2011 10:35:03 AM |
The Bible Is A Great Novel! |
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twohawks
Bothell, WA
78, joined Feb. 2008
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Did you folks know that December 25th was not accepted by the Christians as the alleged birth of the alleged Christ until the 4th century......400 years after the fact?
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| 12/19/2011 10:25:17 PM |
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punkgoddess67
Laughlin, NV
50, joined Sep. 2011
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Yes. They picked Dec 25th because of the winter solsice (sp?) and I know they at least stole the tree thing from the Pagens. Google it, it will tell you alot. If only the 'christians' knew all this...well, they probably still wouldn't believe it.
  
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| 12/19/2011 11:34:25 PM |
The Bible Is A Great Novel! |
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twohawks
Bothell, WA
78, joined Feb. 2008
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Actually Winter Solstice is not December 25. It verys. It is the longest night of the year. This year, 2011, it will be December 22nd.
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| 12/19/2011 11:37:29 PM |
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punkgoddess67
Laughlin, NV
50, joined Sep. 2011
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Actually Winter Solstice is not December 25. It verys. It is the longest night of the year. This year, 2011, it will be December 22nd.
I know the date varies, I mean because it's around that time. Easter is also always around the spring equonox also.
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| 12/21/2011 10:27:51 AM |
The Bible Is A Great Novel! |
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twohawks
Bothell, WA
78, joined Feb. 2008
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The one thing about the Bible that I don't understand is....The religious folks say the Bible is "the word of God" How can that be? God didn't write it, nor did he dictate the words to the ones that did write it.
The "word of God"....I don't think so!
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| 12/21/2011 9:32:19 PM |
The Bible Is A Great Novel! |
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duchessa
Yonkers, NY
64, joined Aug. 2008
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The one thing about the Bible that I don't understand is....The religious folks say the Bible is "the word of God" How can that be? God didn't write it, nor did he dictate the words to the ones that did write it.
The "word of God"....I don't think so!
They repeat whatever they were told...they are parrots.
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| 12/22/2011 8:17:15 PM |
The Bible Is A Great Novel! |
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pooponchrist
Ocala, FL
35, joined Dec. 2011
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yep, the word of god is branded into their heads...it acts as a control device...just like all CULTS.
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| 12/22/2011 10:20:03 PM |
The Bible Is A Great Novel! |
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duchessa
Yonkers, NY
64, joined Aug. 2008
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yep, the word of god is branded into their heads...it acts as a control device...just like all CULTS.
subliminal advertising at is best.
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| 12/22/2011 11:24:00 PM |
The Bible Is A Great Novel! |
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twohawks
Bothell, WA
78, joined Feb. 2008
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THE BIBLE.......Greatest book of fairytales ever written!
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| 12/23/2011 7:33:11 AM |
The Bible Is A Great Novel! |
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duchessa
Yonkers, NY
64, joined Aug. 2008
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THE BIBLE.......Greatest book of fairytales ever written!
excepting the ones that deal with blood and violence.
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