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7/31/2012 7:28:46 AM	Spread the Stupidity Today
sharsea Gulfport, MS 72, joined Dec. 2008	Spread the Stupidity Only in America .......do drugstores make the sick walk all the way to the back of the store to get their prescriptions while healthy people can buy cigarettes at the front. Only in America .....do people order double cheeseburgers, large fries, and a diet coke. Only in America .....do banks leave vault doors open and then chain the pens to the counters. Only in America ......do we leave cars worth thousands of dollars in the driveway and put our useless junk in the garage. Only in America ..........do we buy hot dogs in packages of ten and buns in packages of eight.. Only in America .....do they have drive-up ATM machines with Braille lettering. EVER WONDER ... Why the sun lightens our hair, but darkens our skin? Why can't women put on mascara with their mouth closed? Why don't you ever see the headline 'Psychic Wins Lottery'? Why is 'abbreviated' such a long word? Why is it that doctors call what they do 'practice'? Why is lemon juice made with artificial flavor, and dishwashing liquid made with real lemons? Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker? Why is the time of day with the slowest traffic called rush hour? Why isn't there mouse-flavored cat food? Why didn't Noah swat those two mosquitoes? Why do they sterilize the needle for lethal injections? You know that indestructible black box that is used on airplanes? Why don't they make the whole plane out of that stuff?! Why don't sheep shrink when it rains? Why are they called apartments when they are all stuck together? I like this one!!! If con is the opposite of pro, is Congress the opposite of progress? If flying is so safe, why do they call the airport the terminal? Now that you've smiled at least once, it's your turn to spread the stupidity and send this to someone you want to bring a smile to (maybe even a chuckle)....in other words, send it to everyone. We all need to smile every once in a while. Spread the Stupidity! Hope this does put a smile on your face! Got a kick out of several listed. Meet singles at DateHookup.dating, we're 100% free! Join now!
7/31/2012 7:45:00 AM	Spread the Stupidity Today
bill_43 Nokesville, VA 74, joined Aug. 2007	I'll add one to the list.... Why do we park in a driveway, and drive on a parkway....
7/31/2012 7:48:22 AM	Spread the Stupidity Today
gentlebear1949 Apple Creek, OH 67, joined Jul. 2008	@ sharsea, Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker? And if he is so good at investing money,why isn't he rich??...........
7/31/2012 9:30:21 AM	Spread the Stupidity Today
igayle Marshfield, MO 78, joined Jun. 2010	Well, that made a good start to my day....kinda' like watching America's Funniest Home Videos...........why is it that TRUE things are much funnier than Fake?
7/31/2012 10:31:55 AM	Spread the Stupidity Today
jadedo Mendon, MA 70, joined Apr. 2010	great
7/31/2012 10:36:29 AM	Spread the Stupidity Today
sharsea Gulfport, MS 72, joined Dec. 2008	Quote from igayle: Well, that made a good start to my day....kinda' like watching America's Funniest Home Videos...........why is it that TRUE things are much funnier than Fake? True Gayle! Somebody way back when, had a huge sense of humor.
7/31/2012 10:37:47 AM	Spread the Stupidity Today
igayle Marshfield, MO 78, joined Jun. 2010	.............................was it GOD???
7/31/2012 10:49:45 AM	Spread the Stupidity Today
sharsea Gulfport, MS 72, joined Dec. 2008	Go here Gayle and it is interesting how the English language started... http://www.englishclub.com/english-language-history.htm
7/31/2012 11:01:03 AM	Spread the Stupidity Today
igayle Marshfield, MO 78, joined Jun. 2010	Very interesting...did you know God is a mispronouciation of Good or Good is a mispronounciation of God....both are the same word and mean the same.
7/31/2012 11:08:10 AM	Spread the Stupidity Today
sharsea Gulfport, MS 72, joined Dec. 2008	You mean I should not use the expression....Good God! No, I did not know this.
7/31/2012 11:09:37 AM	Spread the Stupidity Today
morles San Antonio, TX 73, joined Nov. 2007	. . . . .................................................My Son-in-Law...
7/31/2012 11:10:47 AM	Spread the Stupidity Today
igayle Marshfield, MO 78, joined Jun. 2010	Quote from sharsea: You mean I should not use the expression....Good God! No, I did not know this. .................................Redundency is redundantly redundant.............................
7/31/2012 11:26:14 AM	Spread the Stupidity Today
gentlebear1949 Apple Creek, OH 67, joined Jul. 2008	Look up the word "Stupid" and you will see a pic of my siblings.......
8/1/2012 12:39:14 PM	Spread the Stupidity Today
sharsea Gulfport, MS 72, joined Dec. 2008	Talk about stupidity... is when a person calls the cops on the cops or the cop is on private property looking like they are up to no good in an unmarked car... The cop was in an unmarked car in the drive way with the engine running for over an hour...private property without permission, helping to clock speeders in my neighborhood... Funny now but it was not funny then.
8/1/2012 3:24:34 PM	Spread the Stupidity Today
onlytdashadow Minneapolis, MN 71, joined Jul. 2012	People who just won't give up when you tell them something they don't want to hear
8/1/2012 11:01:38 PM	Spread the Stupidity Today
lovetoplay642 Beaverton, OR 71, joined Apr. 2011	Just found these Shar. Thanks for making me grin at the end of the day!
8/2/2012 6:21:16 AM	Spread the Stupidity Today
sharsea Gulfport, MS 72, joined Dec. 2008	Quote from lovetoplay642: Just found these Shar. Thanks for making me grin at the end of the day! Thank you! Glad I did a good deed yesterday. Well, the latest came from news in Ohio this morning. The worlds's stupidest criminal???? A lady was arrest for trying to break into the jail. Yes, they caught her trying to climb the barbwired fence to get inside. Charges were Trespassing and Disorderly Conduct. Now is she really stupid???? Homeless, no food or shelter and facing the dangers on the streets...she considers jail a safe haven.
8/2/2012 6:35:31 AM	Spread the Stupidity Today
morles San Antonio, TX 73, joined Nov. 2007	........Just stopping by to make sure nobody is using the OLD BULL name in here..
8/5/2012 1:40:52 PM	Spread the Stupidity Today
orz Portage, WI 67, joined Jul. 2010	Good list! Stupidity is half of the younger folks on DH! No wonder this country is in deep do-do. Ever wonder what dogs think about us valuing their poop so much that humans immediately rush to scoop it up, and bag it to take it home?