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hunterjumper78  
Single Women Elkton, Maryland, MD, Strawberry Blonde Hair, Hazel Eyes
 Location: Elkton Maryland
 Zip Code: 21921
 Age: 39, Aries
 Height: 5 ft. 7 in.
 Hair, Eyes: Strawberry Blonde, Hazel
 Body: Average
 Ethnicity: White
 Religion: Didn't Say
 Politics: Moderate
 Education: High School
 Income: Didn't Say
 Job: Didn't Say
 Smoke: Smoke Occasionally
 Has Kids: Yes, living with me
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About Me
Well to start Hi there... ok that is out of the way... I have 12 kids with 17 different daddys who are all named george... now if you have read this far wonderful.. I seem to be having alot of talks about global warming so if you would like to discuss that know going in... 1. that is not the most pressing issue in my life 2. yes it is happening 3. no i dont think buying a hybrid car will change it. That is my opinion. Uniqua from the backyardagins is my hero.. my son does not watch it but hey when I am bored I love to watch little purple spotted animals dance. I love the show LOST and can talk abut it at length but no I cannot sum the whole series up for you since I spend 20 minutes after it goes off scratching my head and wondering why I torture myself with this show. I love my paint horse and his personality in which he has a perverse pleasure in biting me on the butt when I am not moving fast enough to please him and has ended with me on the ground and him trotting off laughing at me while I call him every bad horse name I can think of. I love to know the answers to things... such as what did the cave men think sitting around the fire and the first blade of grass came up.. did they run? Also if worms had machine guns would the birds still screw with them? these questions boggle my mind. I love sports and all the philly teams and have no problem throwing objects at the T.V. screen when the refs or the umps make bad call... needless to say I have recently bought stock in Sony in hopes to make money back from the T.V.s that I seem to be buying alot of. I love my cell phone.. not for the fact I call people on it but for the fact it can throw itself from 70 up on a rollercoaster waving godbye to me on the way down and still call me an hour later to say hi! I have named it Frank.
I am looking for someone who doesnt like to play games unless it is Balderdash or hide and go seek in the woods but since I have a fear of serial killers you might be hiding out there for awhile because I will arm myself in full militia gear including camo paint so I can be one with the trees. Someone who can laugh and enjoy life! I love going out on the water and boating but I will not go swimming first becasue if Jaws is truly out there he will become confused and not eat me.
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Want To Find: A man ages 31 to 45 to date
Interests:
I Like:
animals, boating, dance, games, going out, Horse, laugh, laughing, love sports, Swimming, the water, water, woods






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