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| Location: |
Webster Texas |
| Zip Code: |
77598 |
| Age: |
38, Aquarius |
| Height: |
5 ft. 11 in. |
| Hair, Eyes: |
Light Brown, Brown |
| Body: |
Above average |
| Ethnicity: |
White |
| Religion: |
Christian |
| Politics: |
Moderate |
| Education: |
Some College |
| Income: |
$50,000 - $75,000 |
| Job: |
Law Enforcement/Security |
| Smoke: |
Smoke Cigars |
| Has Kids: |
Yes, living with me |
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| About Me |
Instead of writing the typical profile and telling you how awesome I think I am, which I’m sure you’ve already read 100 times on this site, I’m going to start off by telling you some random things about me. You see, I believe that actions speak louder than words, but for me to show you who I really am, I will have to seduce you with the words first.
• Family is extremely important to me
• I LOVE COFFEE!!!!
• I always have chapstick...ALWAYS. If I leave the house without it, I have to stop at the nearest store and pick some up.
• I love to laugh and make those around me laugh. I have been told at least once I am funny  Some of my humor is considered potty humor. I think that makes me a commode-ian. (Ok, I’m sorry for that. That was pretty bad)
• I enjoy riding my motorcycle. There is nothing like the wind in your hair and bugs in your teeth.
• I am the Tim Allen of handymen. I know how to fix and build a lot; I just usually hurt myself in the process.
• I have a man crush on Josh Groban. His voice is amazing. I’m secure with myself. I can say that.
• I love to cook...especially for people I care about. Baking on the other hand is different. I always burn my cookies. It’s SO sad!
• I don’t dance...but I have always wanted to learn. I sure can stand there like a champ though!!
• I usually make jokes at the most inappropriate times...I will go ahead and apologize now 
• While growing up, I earned the nickname “Sparky” because I was always finding a way to electrocute myself. Whether electric fence or light socket, I would find it.
• I am a firm believer that chips and salsa should be a food group.
* One of the best feelings in the world is the way a new pair of socks feels on your feet. If I won the lottery, I would never wear a pair of socks more than once. The homeless would have more socks than they would know what to do with because I would donate all my used ones. LOL
"I refuse to tiptoe through life, only to arrive safely at death"
I would love to tell you more. Go ahead and send me a message so we can start having fun.m
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| Want To Find: |
A woman ages 23 to 32 to date |
Interests:
I Like: |
baseball, Chapstick, chips and salsa, cigars, classic cars, football, Italian food, Josh Groban, live music, Mexican food, motorcycles, my 2 boys, orking outside in the yard get, pending time with friends and, water sports, wine, woodworking |
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