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rodneywoodbury |
Last Online: Yesterday |
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Location: |
Nashua New Hampshire |
Zip Code: |
03060 |
Age: |
49, Taurus |
Height: |
5 ft. 6 in. |
Hair, Eyes: |
Dark Brown, Blue |
Body: |
A few extra pounds |
Ethnicity: |
White |
Religion: |
Didn't Say |
Politics: |
Didn't Say |
Education: |
Didn't Say |
Income: |
$25,000 - $50,000 |
Job: |
Manufacturing |
Smoke: |
Smoke Occasionally |
Has Kids: |
No |
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About Me |
High! I Am,! "The Cat In The Black Hat".This Curious,1of a kind Cat. Curiously Contemplating, About This & That. A Friendly, Freakishly-Furry Fellow, Figures on Finding, a Fine, Freaky Female Feline. A Paragon of Perfection, or a Prized Purabred Pedagree, She Need Not Be. 2 Be THE 1~4 ME! A Playful Pet, to Skamper & Play With! A P*ssy, to Pat, Pamper, & Lay With! Cat Scratch Feaver? Cat Snatch Beaver! You'll love to get this Cat's Tongue! Hot to Trot? In Heat? Well, I'm not Just Any Tomcat on the street! I don't pick up Strays, for Lays. I'm not a Horner Hound, visiting the cat houses around town, or lookin for that pretty kitty on the corner. I'm very selective, having a catnap, isn't my only objective. I'm not lion, I don't pounce, just to bounce. I can be ferrel, but I'm not a cheata cat.
Cats of another color, or coat. That's another note to float. I'm freed for another breed,
but I've stayed to my own, for the need
that feeds, as its all I've known.
Claws, to let the Cat out of the bag. Cause, this Cats bag is hip! Mee~woww! I yip, when I dip, in trip catnip! & snip a clip, keep a grip, flip, fold, & hold, now it's rolled.Some, pre-spun fun! On the run! Put the tip 2 the lip, take a rip! Take a drag! It'll make the tail wag! Let's be sly, & get High! & make the furr fly! MEE~WOWW! But, this cat don't roam, too far from home. His focal, is local. Lookin 4 Local Ladys, 4 ("L~T~R") "New England" ("ONLY")! Maine, Vermont, Massachussetts, & of course, my "home state", "New Hamshire".
Join this cat, in his tale.
With no avail, to fail.
He's on his perch,
waiting to lurch.
Please end his search,
for his last piece of tail.
There once was a Lovely Lady,
Who called me her Poet.
I fell for her soo bad,
I just needed to show it.
We were going to meet,
It could've been soo sweet.
She asked for a photo,
At first I said No~No.
Then thought I'd surprize her,
I should've been a little wiser.
It was without a shirt,
Cause I was tryin to flirt.
When she saw all the hair,
It gave her quite a scare.
She was caught off guard,
Dam it I'm such a card.
A real first class joker,
Just a jack a** toker.
My broken heart needs to mend,
From that photo I chose to send.
She got frightened away,
Now blue skys are grey.
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A woman ages 36 to 56 to date |
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I Like: |
All types of music, although I Love, d-j mix, EDC)="Electric Daisy Carnival", EDM, House, rave, tecno, trance |
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40's Chat Automotive New Hampshire Chat |
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