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 Location: San Antonio Texas
 Zip Code: 78239
 Age: 31, Virgo
 Height: 6 ft. 1 in.
 Hair, Eyes: Dark Brown, Brown
 Body: Average
 Ethnicity: White
 Religion: Agnostic
 Politics: Moderate
 Education: High School
 Income: $50,000 - $75,000
 Job: Self-Employed
 Smoke: Don't Smoke
 Has Kids: No
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About Me
I am by far the most awful human being that ever walked this earth.True,my distgustingly evil soul is encased in a shell of glorious hotness,but that appeal doesn't even come close to justifying any interest you may have in me, due to the certain misery i will bring you and all those around you.

I enjoy long walks on the beach (mostly destroying young children's sand castles and reveling in their tears)

I love spending time with friends and family (shooting down their hopes and dreams brings me joy)

I volunteer at the old people facility.Have you ever seen a riot in slow motion? Tell every resident one of the others has been stealing their grandchildren's pocket money,sit back and enjoy the show (i highly recommend this.)

I'm just looking for my soul mate.Someone who i can grow old with and treat like garbage for an extended period of time.Please understand if i don't get right back to you,i have A LOT of msgs to reply to and truth is, you're just not that important.

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Want To Find: A woman ages 21 to 37 to date
Interests:
I Like:
bread, fire, ghosts, napkins, newfoundlands, sand
My Groups: Gamers Sports
My Discussions:
Your Final Message (53 replies) 11/06/14
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