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Crak`n Up...lol
by cassanova at 6/20/2008 2:34:01 PM


Tell me about some of the most hilarious cracks and 'yo mama' jokes you have ever heard, or made up.

IE: Yo mama feet so fat, when she walk in flip flops, it sounds like she's swattin flies.....


Comments
luvable11886



6/20/2008 5:11:41 PM

Yo mama so fat she had to go to Sea World to get baptized
luvable11886



6/20/2008 5:12:22 PM

Yo mama so fat when she tripped over on 4th Ave, she landed on 12th
secretlover069



6/27/2008 4:28:46 PM

Yo mama's so ugly when she walks into a bank, they turn off the surveillence cameras!
secretlover069



6/27/2008 4:30:51 PM

Your momma so smelly she made Right Guard go left.
secretlover069



6/27/2008 4:31:45 PM

Your momma so dirty that Saddam Hussain tried to import her bath water to use as chemical weapons.

cassanova
6/27/2008 10:02:45 PM

Uhhhhh no. That last one, I dont know about. That is not right talkin bout a dead man and a sirty woman in the same line. You goin to hell 4 dat one...lol But seriously Bay, I wasnt feelin that one, at all.

chaniqua
7/8/2008 1:41:51 AM

yo momma is so ugly no wonder she got the lead role of the predator

chaniqua
7/8/2008 1:44:41 AM

yo momma so fat she sat on a quarter and a bugger poped out of washingtion's nose

chaniqua
7/8/2008 1:46:18 AM

yo moma butt so crusty she put dominos out of bussiness

chaniqua
7/8/2008 1:50:38 AM

yo momma fat and stupid she see the school bus and she chassing it sayn STOP THAT TWINKIE

cassanova
7/8/2008 7:21:57 PM

That last one was aight..lol

chaniqua
7/10/2008 9:55:05 PM

What 4 animals do you see after sex? 2 tired a$$es a wet kitty and 1 dead c*ck.

cassanova
7/11/2008 12:47:09 AM

Now I like that one!...lol..
peaches32



7/19/2008 7:11:31 AM

anyone that told you to be yourself couldnt have gave you worse advice!
peaches32



7/19/2008 7:12:44 AM

learn from your parents mistakes... use birth control
peaches32



7/19/2008 7:20:00 AM

yo momma so clumbsy she got tangled up in a cordless phone
peaches32



7/19/2008 7:21:28 AM

yo momma so bald she got a shower and got brain washed

cassanova
7/21/2008 7:35:30 PM

Those last two were crazy..lol (LMAO).....
lynn1968



7/23/2008 9:36:07 PM

Yo momma so nasty crabs bungie jump from her tampon string