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enjoying_life80
Muncie, IN
51, joined Oct. 2011
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When you dive in shallow water and about drown because you can't find the way up.
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11/12/2012 6:54:08 PM |
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lasagna_rawks
Lawrenceville, GA
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The pool stick becomes your microphone.
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11/12/2012 6:55:28 PM |
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freebirdguy
Griffin, GA
64, joined Jan. 2010
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U walk down the street with one foot on the curb and the other on the street and u think ur crippled
Even Tonya agrees, that is good!
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11/12/2012 6:55:31 PM |
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baghdaddy_01
Jenkinsburg, GA
55, joined Sep. 2009
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You're in the back yard next to Tonya taking a leak.
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11/12/2012 7:00:11 PM |
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lasagna_rawks
Lawrenceville, GA
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You're in the back yard next to Tonya taking a leak.
Does that mean you know you are drunk or that you know I'm drunk?
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11/12/2012 7:00:35 PM |
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freebirdguy
Griffin, GA
64, joined Jan. 2010
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Ur killing me!
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11/12/2012 7:02:01 PM |
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baghdaddy_01
Jenkinsburg, GA
55, joined Sep. 2009
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I thought we both were since we're standing there taking a leak, and shooting the shit...
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11/12/2012 7:02:02 PM |
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lasagna_rawks
Lawrenceville, GA
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Hey now, I don't have to be drunk to back yard/parking lot pee!
For some strange reason, I usually am at least drinking!
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11/12/2012 7:02:42 PM |
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lasagna_rawks
Lawrenceville, GA
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I thought we both were since we're standing there taking a leak, and shooting the shit.
Shit was not involved, my friend! I assure you!
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11/12/2012 7:04:36 PM |
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baghdaddy_01
Jenkinsburg, GA
55, joined Sep. 2009
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ok...we were just talking...
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11/12/2012 7:04:48 PM |
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wtb9361
Lawrenceville, GA
56, joined Jun. 2012
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When someone says to you
hey, hey, I'm not as think as you drunk I am
They are pretty drunk
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11/12/2012 7:07:52 PM |
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mayflylady
Conyers, GA
56, joined Jun. 2012
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When I'm like a weeble and I wobble!
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11/12/2012 7:08:20 PM |
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lasagna_rawks
Lawrenceville, GA
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You win the dance contest trying to walk straight across the dance floor to the bathroom.
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11/12/2012 7:11:31 PM |
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jennzlife
Cumming, GA
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Being at a DH party and you walk PAST your car, only to realize your car is calling instead of hanging out with everyone....so you sit in your car until you're straight enough to put yourself on the couch....(true story)!!
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11/12/2012 7:12:57 PM |
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pleazu2010
Hartwell, GA
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You win the dance contest trying to walk straight across the dance floor to the bathroom.
If you run into a inanimate object and you apologize to it
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11/12/2012 7:13:15 PM |
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medic4660
Cochran, GA
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U get some new jewelry...handcuffs and not in the good way
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11/12/2012 7:14:04 PM |
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jennzlife
Cumming, GA
46, joined Sep. 2012
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We haven't met yet...how do you know?
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11/12/2012 7:14:39 PM |
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wtb9361
Lawrenceville, GA
56, joined Jun. 2012
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If you run into a inanimate object and you apologize to it
to funny I have done that too
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11/12/2012 7:17:07 PM |
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pleazu2010
Hartwell, GA
54, joined Jan. 2011
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We haven't met yet...how do you know?
you just hot that naughty girl look ..
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11/12/2012 7:17:32 PM |
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lasagna_rawks
Lawrenceville, GA
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You wake up with your dog and you smell like peanut butter and you can't find any, anywhere.
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11/12/2012 7:18:35 PM |
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370nismo1
Lawrenceville, GA
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When you say. Hello wall I didn't see you standing there.
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11/12/2012 7:19:22 PM |
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lasagna_rawks
Lawrenceville, GA
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You become the taco stand.
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11/12/2012 7:21:07 PM |
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370nismo1
Lawrenceville, GA
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You become the taco stand.
Now that's funny right there. Plus it even broke my camera on my phone.
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11/12/2012 7:21:24 PM |
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freebirdguy
Griffin, GA
64, joined Jan. 2010
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When you propose to someone you just met.
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11/12/2012 7:22:42 PM |
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370nismo1
Lawrenceville, GA
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You wake up with your dog and you smell like peanut butter and you can't find any, anywhere.
Really. Omg tmi
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11/12/2012 7:23:31 PM |
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medic4660
Cochran, GA
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I've heard about the taco several times. Wat is that about?
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11/12/2012 7:24:41 PM |
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freebirdguy
Griffin, GA
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You wake up with your dog and you smell like peanut butter and you can't find any, anywhere.
Ew. Were you feeling discomfort anywhere?
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11/12/2012 7:25:13 PM |
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lasagna_rawks
Lawrenceville, GA
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I know when men are drunk when they start wanting to show off their fighting or wrestling moves. (usually younger men, unless it's Bill)
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11/12/2012 7:25:37 PM |
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lasagna_rawks
Lawrenceville, GA
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Really. Omg tmi
I said YOU not me!
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11/12/2012 7:26:36 PM |
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lasagna_rawks
Lawrenceville, GA
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I've heard about the taco several times. Wat is that about?
Well, there was this one time, on Angela's patio, when....
Oh, never mind and oh no, not me.
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11/12/2012 7:28:56 PM |
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medic4660
Cochran, GA
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Well, there was this one time, on Angela's patio, when....
Oh, never mind and oh no, not me.
Did it look like she was pulling a grilled cheese sandwich apart?
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11/12/2012 7:30:08 PM |
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370nismo1
Lawrenceville, GA
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You become the taco stand.
Hey now I wasnt the taco stand. I was the picture taker. Plus like I said it broke the camera on my phone.
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11/12/2012 7:30:46 PM |
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freebirdguy
Griffin, GA
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Well, there was this one time, on Angela's patio, when....
Oh, never mind and oh no, not me.
I think this implies a nude woman was lying on the patio with all the ingredients for making yourself a taco was on her belly. Did I get that right?
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11/12/2012 7:31:11 PM |
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370nismo1
Lawrenceville, GA
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Did it look like she was pulling a grilled cheese sandwich apart? Oh wow was not even go there. Js
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11/12/2012 7:31:14 PM |
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lasagna_rawks
Lawrenceville, GA
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"You" is relative.
Title of thread doesn't say, "I know I'm drunk when..."
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11/12/2012 7:31:27 PM |
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lasagna_rawks
Lawrenceville, GA
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Oh wow was not even go there. Js
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11/12/2012 7:32:18 PM |
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370nismo1
Lawrenceville, GA
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I think this implies a nude woman was lying on the patio with all the ingredients for making yourself a taco was on her belly. Did I get that right?
Not even close.
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11/12/2012 7:33:03 PM |
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lasagna_rawks
Lawrenceville, GA
44, joined Aug. 2012
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nope
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11/12/2012 7:35:44 PM |
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370nismo1
Lawrenceville, GA
52, joined Aug. 2012
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I'll say this much. You did not want the wind blowing your way because it smells a little fishy.
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11/12/2012 7:37:04 PM |
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freebirdguy
Griffin, GA
64, joined Jan. 2010
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nope
Damn. I will be up all night trying to figure that one out.
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11/12/2012 7:37:36 PM |
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medic4660
Cochran, GA
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Ok wat type parties y'all have going in up there?
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11/12/2012 7:38:02 PM |
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mayflylady
Conyers, GA
56, joined Jun. 2012
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This thread was fun now its just gross
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11/12/2012 7:39:14 PM |
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370nismo1
Lawrenceville, GA
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Ok wat type parties y'all have going in up there? Good parties really good parties. The tacos are restricted as of now. Js
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11/12/2012 7:40:18 PM |
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jennzlife
Cumming, GA
46, joined Sep. 2012
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You have to attend to find out!!
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11/12/2012 7:40:22 PM |
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freebirdguy
Griffin, GA
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Help me out here. Guess I've been too sheltered. Taco. Fish smell. Hm.
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11/12/2012 7:41:51 PM |
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medic4660
Cochran, GA
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You have to attend to find out!!
Im going to have to. I need some more funny stories
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11/12/2012 7:43:22 PM |
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370nismo1
Lawrenceville, GA
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Im going to have to. I need some more funny stories
If you attend a party you're definitely do that. But you have to stay late for the wild things to happen
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11/12/2012 7:44:56 PM |
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lasagna_rawks
Lawrenceville, GA
44, joined Aug. 2012
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Clean it up...
mayflylady is getting grossed out!
teasin' ya MFL.
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11/12/2012 7:45:23 PM |
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jennzlife
Cumming, GA
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Is that like the movie...where the wild things are??
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11/12/2012 7:45:47 PM |
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medic4660
Cochran, GA
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I will stop the gross stuff mfl
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s_g
Kennesaw, GA
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If you attend a party you're definitely do that. But you have to stay late for the wild things to happen
<- always leaves early
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11/12/2012 7:49:49 PM |
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blaisethie
Lawrenceville, GA
40, joined Aug. 2008
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When you bruise ribs and can't remember how it happened... and are placed on the injured list for a week after and not allowed to play.
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11/12/2012 7:52:00 PM |
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370nismo1
Lawrenceville, GA
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[quoteheader]Quote from s_g:[/quoteheader][quote]<- always leaves early[/quote] You are very smart lady. QFT
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11/12/2012 7:52:43 PM |
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medic4660
Cochran, GA
46, joined Aug. 2012
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Riding lawnmowers become viable transportation to make another beer run
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11/12/2012 7:53:21 PM |
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blaisethie
Lawrenceville, GA
40, joined Aug. 2008
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<- always leaves early
Didnt leave at the halloween party... she just doesn't remember what I did to her in the recliner
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11/12/2012 8:36:56 PM |
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mayflylady
Conyers, GA
56, joined Jun. 2012
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Clean it up...
mayflylady is getting grossed out!
teasin' ya MFL.
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11/12/2012 8:38:30 PM |
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blaisethie
Lawrenceville, GA
40, joined Aug. 2008
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When you post that you like he-she shit
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11/12/2012 8:39:21 PM |
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tazz9563
Rome, GA
54, joined Jun. 2011
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you and a bunch of your drunk friends make a run to the store, and you all come out and get in the wrong car. car wont start for some strange reason
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11/16/2012 11:52:03 AM |
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lasagna_rawks
Lawrenceville, GA
44, joined Aug. 2012
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I want Waffle House or Krystals
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11/16/2012 12:26:20 PM |
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medic4660
Cochran, GA
46, joined Aug. 2012
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You get taken home by the sheriffs dept because u were in a field stealing watermelons...sadly that's a true story
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