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11/12/2012 6:53:37 PM You Know You Are Drunk When... | Page 2  

enjoying_life80
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When you dive in shallow water and about drown because you can't find the way up.




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11/12/2012 6:54:08 PM You Know You Are Drunk When... | Page 2  
lasagna_rawks
Over 4,000 Posts! (5,296)
Lawrenceville, GA
44, joined Aug. 2012


The pool stick becomes your microphone.

11/12/2012 6:55:28 PM You Know You Are Drunk When... | Page 2  
freebirdguy
Over 1,000 Posts (1,809)
Griffin, GA
64, joined Jan. 2010


Quote from medic4660:
U walk down the street with one foot on the curb and the other on the street and u think ur crippled


Even Tonya agrees, that is good!

11/12/2012 6:55:31 PM You Know You Are Drunk When... | Page 2  
baghdaddy_01
Over 4,000 Posts! (4,155)
Jenkinsburg, GA
55, joined Sep. 2009


You're in the back yard next to Tonya taking a leak.

11/12/2012 7:00:11 PM You Know You Are Drunk When... | Page 2  
lasagna_rawks
Over 4,000 Posts! (5,296)
Lawrenceville, GA
44, joined Aug. 2012


Quote from baghdaddy_01:
You're in the back yard next to Tonya taking a leak.


Does that mean you know you are drunk or that you know I'm drunk?



11/12/2012 7:00:35 PM You Know You Are Drunk When... | Page 2  
freebirdguy
Over 1,000 Posts (1,809)
Griffin, GA
64, joined Jan. 2010


Quote from baghdaddy_01:
You're in the back yard next to Tonya taking a leak.


Ur killing me!

11/12/2012 7:02:01 PM You Know You Are Drunk When... | Page 2  
baghdaddy_01
Over 4,000 Posts! (4,155)
Jenkinsburg, GA
55, joined Sep. 2009


Quote from lasagna_rawks:
Does that mean you know you are drunk or that you know I'm drunk?



I thought we both were since we're standing there taking a leak, and shooting the shit...

11/12/2012 7:02:02 PM You Know You Are Drunk When... | Page 2  
lasagna_rawks
Over 4,000 Posts! (5,296)
Lawrenceville, GA
44, joined Aug. 2012


Hey now, I don't have to be drunk to back yard/parking lot pee!

For some strange reason, I usually am at least drinking!

11/12/2012 7:02:42 PM You Know You Are Drunk When... | Page 2  
lasagna_rawks
Over 4,000 Posts! (5,296)
Lawrenceville, GA
44, joined Aug. 2012


Quote from baghdaddy_01:
I thought we both were since we're standing there taking a leak, and shooting the shit.


Shit was not involved, my friend! I assure you!

11/12/2012 7:04:36 PM You Know You Are Drunk When... | Page 2  
baghdaddy_01
Over 4,000 Posts! (4,155)
Jenkinsburg, GA
55, joined Sep. 2009


ok...we were just talking...

11/12/2012 7:04:48 PM You Know You Are Drunk When... | Page 2  

wtb9361
Over 4,000 Posts! (4,168)
Lawrenceville, GA
56, joined Jun. 2012


When someone says to you
hey, hey, I'm not as think as you drunk I am
They are pretty drunk

11/12/2012 7:07:52 PM You Know You Are Drunk When... | Page 2  
mayflylady
Over 10,000 Posts!!! (10,045)
Conyers, GA
56, joined Jun. 2012


When I'm like a weeble and I wobble!

11/12/2012 7:08:20 PM You Know You Are Drunk When... | Page 2  
lasagna_rawks
Over 4,000 Posts! (5,296)
Lawrenceville, GA
44, joined Aug. 2012


You win the dance contest trying to walk straight across the dance floor to the bathroom.

11/12/2012 7:11:31 PM You Know You Are Drunk When... | Page 2  
jennzlife
Over 4,000 Posts! (4,139)
Cumming, GA
46, joined Sep. 2012


Being at a DH party and you walk PAST your car, only to realize your car is calling instead of hanging out with everyone....so you sit in your car until you're straight enough to put yourself on the couch....(true story)!!

11/12/2012 7:12:57 PM You Know You Are Drunk When... | Page 2  

pleazu2010
Over 10,000 Posts!!! (15,050)
Hartwell, GA
54, joined Jan. 2011


Quote from lasagna_rawks:
You win the dance contest trying to walk straight across the dance floor to the bathroom.


If you run into a inanimate object and you apologize to it


11/12/2012 7:13:15 PM You Know You Are Drunk When... | Page 2  

medic4660
Over 4,000 Posts! (4,553)
Cochran, GA
46, joined Aug. 2012


U get some new jewelry...handcuffs and not in the good way

11/12/2012 7:14:04 PM You Know You Are Drunk When... | Page 2  
jennzlife
Over 4,000 Posts! (4,139)
Cumming, GA
46, joined Sep. 2012


We haven't met yet...how do you know?

11/12/2012 7:14:39 PM You Know You Are Drunk When... | Page 2  

wtb9361
Over 4,000 Posts! (4,168)
Lawrenceville, GA
56, joined Jun. 2012


Quote from pleazu2010:
If you run into a inanimate object and you apologize to it

to funny I have done that too

11/12/2012 7:17:07 PM You Know You Are Drunk When... | Page 2  

pleazu2010
Over 10,000 Posts!!! (15,050)
Hartwell, GA
54, joined Jan. 2011


Quote from jennzlife:
We haven't met yet...how do you know?

you just hot that naughty girl look ..


11/12/2012 7:17:32 PM You Know You Are Drunk When... | Page 2  
lasagna_rawks
Over 4,000 Posts! (5,296)
Lawrenceville, GA
44, joined Aug. 2012


You wake up with your dog and you smell like peanut butter and you can't find any, anywhere.

11/12/2012 7:18:35 PM You Know You Are Drunk When... | Page 2  
370nismo1
Over 1,000 Posts (1,708)
Lawrenceville, GA
52, joined Aug. 2012


When you say. Hello wall I didn't see you standing there.

11/12/2012 7:19:22 PM You Know You Are Drunk When... | Page 2  
lasagna_rawks
Over 4,000 Posts! (5,296)
Lawrenceville, GA
44, joined Aug. 2012


You become the taco stand.

11/12/2012 7:21:07 PM You Know You Are Drunk When... | Page 2  
370nismo1
Over 1,000 Posts (1,708)
Lawrenceville, GA
52, joined Aug. 2012


Quote from lasagna_rawks:
You become the taco stand.
Now that's funny right there. Plus it even broke my camera on my phone.

11/12/2012 7:21:24 PM You Know You Are Drunk When... | Page 2  
freebirdguy
Over 1,000 Posts (1,809)
Griffin, GA
64, joined Jan. 2010


When you propose to someone you just met.

11/12/2012 7:22:42 PM You Know You Are Drunk When... | Page 2  
370nismo1
Over 1,000 Posts (1,708)
Lawrenceville, GA
52, joined Aug. 2012


Quote from lasagna_rawks:
You wake up with your dog and you smell like peanut butter and you can't find any, anywhere.
Really. Omg tmi

11/12/2012 7:23:31 PM You Know You Are Drunk When... | Page 2  

medic4660
Over 4,000 Posts! (4,553)
Cochran, GA
46, joined Aug. 2012


I've heard about the taco several times. Wat is that about?

11/12/2012 7:24:41 PM You Know You Are Drunk When... | Page 2  
freebirdguy
Over 1,000 Posts (1,809)
Griffin, GA
64, joined Jan. 2010


Quote from lasagna_rawks:
You wake up with your dog and you smell like peanut butter and you can't find any, anywhere.

Ew. Were you feeling discomfort anywhere?

11/12/2012 7:25:13 PM You Know You Are Drunk When... | Page 2  
lasagna_rawks
Over 4,000 Posts! (5,296)
Lawrenceville, GA
44, joined Aug. 2012


I know when men are drunk when they start wanting to show off their fighting or wrestling moves. (usually younger men, unless it's Bill)

11/12/2012 7:25:37 PM You Know You Are Drunk When... | Page 2  
lasagna_rawks
Over 4,000 Posts! (5,296)
Lawrenceville, GA
44, joined Aug. 2012


Quote from 370nismo1:
Really. Omg tmi


I said YOU not me!

11/12/2012 7:26:36 PM You Know You Are Drunk When... | Page 2  
lasagna_rawks
Over 4,000 Posts! (5,296)
Lawrenceville, GA
44, joined Aug. 2012


Quote from medic4660:
I've heard about the taco several times. Wat is that about?


Well, there was this one time, on Angela's patio, when....

Oh, never mind and oh no, not me.

11/12/2012 7:28:56 PM You Know You Are Drunk When... | Page 2  

medic4660
Over 4,000 Posts! (4,553)
Cochran, GA
46, joined Aug. 2012


Quote from lasagna_rawks:
Well, there was this one time, on Angela's patio, when....

Oh, never mind and oh no, not me.


Did it look like she was pulling a grilled cheese sandwich apart?

11/12/2012 7:30:08 PM You Know You Are Drunk When... | Page 2  
370nismo1
Over 1,000 Posts (1,708)
Lawrenceville, GA
52, joined Aug. 2012


Quote from lasagna_rawks:
You become the taco stand.
Hey now I wasnt the taco stand. I was the picture taker. Plus like I said it broke the camera on my phone.

11/12/2012 7:30:46 PM You Know You Are Drunk When... | Page 2  
freebirdguy
Over 1,000 Posts (1,809)
Griffin, GA
64, joined Jan. 2010


Quote from lasagna_rawks:
Well, there was this one time, on Angela's patio, when....

Oh, never mind and oh no, not me.

I think this implies a nude woman was lying on the patio with all the ingredients for making yourself a taco was on her belly. Did I get that right?

11/12/2012 7:31:11 PM You Know You Are Drunk When... | Page 2  
370nismo1
Over 1,000 Posts (1,708)
Lawrenceville, GA
52, joined Aug. 2012


Quote from medic4660:
Did it look like she was pulling a grilled cheese sandwich apart?
Oh wow was not even go there. Js

11/12/2012 7:31:14 PM You Know You Are Drunk When... | Page 2  
lasagna_rawks
Over 4,000 Posts! (5,296)
Lawrenceville, GA
44, joined Aug. 2012


"You" is relative.

Title of thread doesn't say, "I know I'm drunk when..."





[Edited 11/12/2012 7:31:50 PM ]

11/12/2012 7:31:27 PM You Know You Are Drunk When... | Page 2  
lasagna_rawks
Over 4,000 Posts! (5,296)
Lawrenceville, GA
44, joined Aug. 2012


Quote from 370nismo1:
Oh wow was not even go there. Js




11/12/2012 7:32:18 PM You Know You Are Drunk When... | Page 2  
370nismo1
Over 1,000 Posts (1,708)
Lawrenceville, GA
52, joined Aug. 2012


Quote from freebirdguy:
I think this implies a nude woman was lying on the patio with all the ingredients for making yourself a taco was on her belly. Did I get that right?

Not even close.

11/12/2012 7:33:03 PM You Know You Are Drunk When... | Page 2  
lasagna_rawks
Over 4,000 Posts! (5,296)
Lawrenceville, GA
44, joined Aug. 2012


nope

11/12/2012 7:35:44 PM You Know You Are Drunk When... | Page 2  
370nismo1
Over 1,000 Posts (1,708)
Lawrenceville, GA
52, joined Aug. 2012


I'll say this much. You did not want the wind blowing your way because it smells a little fishy.

11/12/2012 7:37:04 PM You Know You Are Drunk When... | Page 2  
freebirdguy
Over 1,000 Posts (1,809)
Griffin, GA
64, joined Jan. 2010


Quote from lasagna_rawks:
nope

Damn. I will be up all night trying to figure that one out.

11/12/2012 7:37:36 PM You Know You Are Drunk When... | Page 2  

medic4660
Over 4,000 Posts! (4,553)
Cochran, GA
46, joined Aug. 2012


Ok wat type parties y'all have going in up there?

11/12/2012 7:38:02 PM You Know You Are Drunk When... | Page 2  
mayflylady
Over 10,000 Posts!!! (10,045)
Conyers, GA
56, joined Jun. 2012


This thread was fun now its just gross

11/12/2012 7:39:14 PM You Know You Are Drunk When... | Page 2  
370nismo1
Over 1,000 Posts (1,708)
Lawrenceville, GA
52, joined Aug. 2012


Quote from medic4660:
Ok wat type parties y'all have going in up there?
Good parties really good parties. The tacos are restricted as of now. Js

11/12/2012 7:40:18 PM You Know You Are Drunk When... | Page 2  
jennzlife
Over 4,000 Posts! (4,139)
Cumming, GA
46, joined Sep. 2012


You have to attend to find out!!

11/12/2012 7:40:22 PM You Know You Are Drunk When... | Page 2  
freebirdguy
Over 1,000 Posts (1,809)
Griffin, GA
64, joined Jan. 2010


Help me out here. Guess I've been too sheltered. Taco. Fish smell. Hm.

11/12/2012 7:41:51 PM You Know You Are Drunk When... | Page 2  

medic4660
Over 4,000 Posts! (4,553)
Cochran, GA
46, joined Aug. 2012


Quote from jennzlife:
You have to attend to find out!!


Im going to have to. I need some more funny stories

11/12/2012 7:43:22 PM You Know You Are Drunk When... | Page 2  
370nismo1
Over 1,000 Posts (1,708)
Lawrenceville, GA
52, joined Aug. 2012


Quote from medic4660:
Im going to have to. I need some more funny stories
If you attend a party you're definitely do that. But you have to stay late for the wild things to happen

11/12/2012 7:44:56 PM You Know You Are Drunk When... | Page 2  
lasagna_rawks
Over 4,000 Posts! (5,296)
Lawrenceville, GA
44, joined Aug. 2012


Clean it up...

mayflylady is getting grossed out!

teasin' ya MFL.

11/12/2012 7:45:23 PM You Know You Are Drunk When... | Page 2  
jennzlife
Over 4,000 Posts! (4,139)
Cumming, GA
46, joined Sep. 2012


Is that like the movie...where the wild things are??

11/12/2012 7:45:47 PM You Know You Are Drunk When... | Page 2  

medic4660
Over 4,000 Posts! (4,553)
Cochran, GA
46, joined Aug. 2012


I will stop the gross stuff mfl



[Edited 11/12/2012 7:47:14 PM ]

11/12/2012 7:47:39 PM You Know You Are Drunk When... | Page 2  

s_g
Over 10,000 Posts!!! (11,115)
Kennesaw, GA
56, joined Oct. 2008


Quote from 370nismo1:
If you attend a party you're definitely do that. But you have to stay late for the wild things to happen


<- always leaves early

11/12/2012 7:49:49 PM You Know You Are Drunk When... | Page 2  
blaisethie
Over 10,000 Posts!!! (12,310)
Lawrenceville, GA
40, joined Aug. 2008


When you bruise ribs and can't remember how it happened... and are placed on the injured list for a week after and not allowed to play.

11/12/2012 7:52:00 PM You Know You Are Drunk When... | Page 2  
370nismo1
Over 1,000 Posts (1,708)
Lawrenceville, GA
52, joined Aug. 2012


[quoteheader]Quote from s_g:[/quoteheader][quote]<- always leaves early[/quote] You are very smart lady. QFT

11/12/2012 7:52:43 PM You Know You Are Drunk When... | Page 2  

medic4660
Over 4,000 Posts! (4,553)
Cochran, GA
46, joined Aug. 2012


Riding lawnmowers become viable transportation to make another beer run

11/12/2012 7:53:21 PM You Know You Are Drunk When... | Page 2  
blaisethie
Over 10,000 Posts!!! (12,310)
Lawrenceville, GA
40, joined Aug. 2008


Quote from s_g:
<- always leaves early



Didnt leave at the halloween party... she just doesn't remember what I did to her in the recliner

11/12/2012 8:36:56 PM You Know You Are Drunk When... | Page 2  
mayflylady
Over 10,000 Posts!!! (10,045)
Conyers, GA
56, joined Jun. 2012


Quote from lasagna_rawks:
Clean it up...

mayflylady is getting grossed out!

teasin' ya MFL.


11/12/2012 8:38:30 PM You Know You Are Drunk When... | Page 2  
blaisethie
Over 10,000 Posts!!! (12,310)
Lawrenceville, GA
40, joined Aug. 2008


When you post that you like he-she shit

11/12/2012 8:39:21 PM You Know You Are Drunk When... | Page 2  

tazz9563
Rome, GA
54, joined Jun. 2011


you and a bunch of your drunk friends make a run to the store, and you all come out and get in the wrong car. car wont start for some strange reason

11/16/2012 11:52:03 AM You Know You Are Drunk When... | Page 2  
lasagna_rawks
Over 4,000 Posts! (5,296)
Lawrenceville, GA
44, joined Aug. 2012


I want Waffle House or Krystals

11/16/2012 12:26:20 PM You Know You Are Drunk When... | Page 2  

medic4660
Over 4,000 Posts! (4,553)
Cochran, GA
46, joined Aug. 2012


You get taken home by the sheriffs dept because u were in a field stealing watermelons...sadly that's a true story