| 11/12/2012 9:34:01 AM |
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enjoying_life80
Muncie, IN
51, joined Oct. 2011
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When you go out for the evening and on your way home, you go to your old apartment you just moved out of and the key still works and you go through the refrigerator looking for somethng to eat, only to have the cops called on you...True story
What have you done that lets you know you are drunk.
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| 11/12/2012 9:34:21 AM |
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lasagna_rawks
Lawrenceville, GA
44, joined Aug. 2012
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First!
I usually know when I'm drunk but I know that I was REAL drunk when I wake up and look at the text messages from the night before and think "WTF"! 
Drinking and texting don't mix.
[Edited 11/12/2012 9:37:21 AM ]
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| 11/12/2012 9:38:30 AM |
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lasagna_rawks
Lawrenceville, GA
44, joined Aug. 2012
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^^ I need a breathalyzer on my phone and computer that won't allow me to use either when I'm drinking, at all, period.
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| 11/12/2012 9:39:27 AM |
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dthom67
Rockmart, GA
50, joined Oct. 2011
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When one of the staff at the bar tells you your cab is on the way
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| 11/12/2012 9:39:37 AM |
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enjoying_life80
Muncie, IN
51, joined Oct. 2011
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I know. Me too.^^^ I'm doing better though. @ Tonya
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| 11/12/2012 9:43:46 AM |
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lasagna_rawks
Lawrenceville, GA
44, joined Aug. 2012
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I know. Me too.^^^ I'm doing better though. @ Tonya
I remember you having to pee REALLY bad one night.
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| 11/12/2012 9:45:20 AM |
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jennzlife
Cumming, GA
46, joined Sep. 2012
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Yep!! Can relate Tonya 
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| 11/12/2012 9:46:10 AM |
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enjoying_life80
Muncie, IN
51, joined Oct. 2011
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I must of been drunk. I don't remember.
You put your REAL cell number on the internet.
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| 11/12/2012 9:48:15 AM |
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will3432
Lagrange, GA
41, joined Jan. 2011
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when tacos and a back porch should not be used in the same sentence.
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| 11/12/2012 9:52:08 AM |
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lasagna_rawks
Lawrenceville, GA
44, joined Aug. 2012
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... I think I can dance... good. 
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| 11/12/2012 9:54:23 AM |
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enjoying_life80
Muncie, IN
51, joined Oct. 2011
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You go to pee and slide off the toilet and hit your head on the wall...True story
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| 11/12/2012 9:56:25 AM |
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angelagir
Bethlehem, GA
48, joined Jul. 2008
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You wake up with unexplained burns, contusions and lacerations
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| 11/12/2012 9:59:15 AM |
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freebirdguy
Griffin, GA
64, joined Jan. 2010
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You see a posting on DH that somebody else put on there last night using your profile.
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| 11/12/2012 10:00:32 AM |
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enjoying_life80
Muncie, IN
51, joined Oct. 2011
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After drinking all night, you suddenly feel you are now the best driver in the world. People start hiding your keys.
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| 11/12/2012 10:06:06 AM |
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cris770
Kingston, GA
41, joined Jul. 2012
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When u wake up the next morning and start chewing your arm off so u don't wake the person in bed with u up
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| 11/12/2012 10:11:33 AM |
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will3432
Lagrange, GA
41, joined Jan. 2011
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when chris is in bed beside you....
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| 11/12/2012 10:15:37 AM |
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medic4660
Cochran, GA
46, joined Aug. 2012
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U wake up with someones arm around u and realize this is happening in jail
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| 11/12/2012 10:18:07 AM |
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ricks445
Thomson, GA
44, joined Jun. 2011
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You get up from the bar to go pee, and realize your legs don't work.
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| 11/12/2012 10:24:33 AM |
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cris770
Kingston, GA
41, joined Jul. 2012
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when chris is in bed beside you....
Hahahahahahaah right back at ya
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| 11/12/2012 10:32:01 AM |
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gwwrn
Lawrenceville, GA
62, joined Jun. 2010
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U wake up with someones arm around u and realize this is happening in jail
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| 11/12/2012 10:33:45 AM |
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jennzlife
Cumming, GA
46, joined Sep. 2012
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Is that a true story??
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| 11/12/2012 10:39:38 AM |
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will3432
Lagrange, GA
41, joined Jan. 2011
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so guys i shouldnt say that. chris is a beautiful lover.
but only when he has been drinking....
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| 11/12/2012 10:45:49 AM |
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medic4660
Cochran, GA
46, joined Aug. 2012
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Stop pointing that "stick" at me!!!!
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| 11/12/2012 10:47:08 AM |
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cris770
Kingston, GA
41, joined Jul. 2012
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Dayum now everybody knows 
U wasn't supposed to tell
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| 11/12/2012 10:49:10 AM |
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habitualdher
Auburn, GA
53, joined Oct. 2012
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when the floor slaps you in the face.
When your jacket zipper and your costume zipper get intertwined, leaving you walking around showing your assets, when you normally keep them covered
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| 11/12/2012 10:51:33 AM |
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medic4660
Cochran, GA
46, joined Aug. 2012
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When 10 and 2 refers to wat u went to bed with and wat u woke up with
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| 11/12/2012 10:55:10 AM |
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will3432
Lagrange, GA
41, joined Jan. 2011
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when you feel something cold touching your shoulder and you look up and it is the floor....
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| 11/12/2012 10:59:23 AM |
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cris770
Kingston, GA
41, joined Jul. 2012
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When u lay down in the bed and it starts spinning so fast it feels like it's going to throw u off into the floor
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| 11/12/2012 11:02:57 AM |
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will3432
Lagrange, GA
41, joined Jan. 2011
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no chris that was me......
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| 11/12/2012 11:08:24 AM |
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robtest
Norcross, GA
56, joined Sep. 2008
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When Mr. Happy can't do the happy dance...
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| 11/12/2012 11:12:34 AM |
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lasagna_rawks
Lawrenceville, GA
44, joined Aug. 2012
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you lose your bellybutton
the Mexican's steal your camera
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| 11/12/2012 11:19:14 AM |
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angelagir
Bethlehem, GA
48, joined Jul. 2008
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You never manage to put your make-up on
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| 11/12/2012 11:26:43 AM |
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jennzlife
Cumming, GA
46, joined Sep. 2012
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You never manage to put your make-up on
More importantly, can the make up be found?
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| 11/12/2012 11:28:08 AM |
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angelagir
Bethlehem, GA
48, joined Jul. 2008
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More importantly, can the make up be found?
I finally found it yesterday
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| 11/12/2012 2:54:42 PM |
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lasagna_rawks
Lawrenceville, GA
44, joined Aug. 2012
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I no longer care what I've eaten all day and I decide to create a concoction made with the fattiest, greasiest, most unhealthy foods I can find and turn my kitchen into a disaster area.
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| 11/12/2012 2:58:30 PM |
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daizys118
Powder Springs, GA
40, joined Apr. 2012
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When you think it is perfectly acceptable to go around kissing guys at the bar, even if they have a girl with them..............
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| 11/12/2012 3:02:09 PM |
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jennzlife
Cumming, GA
46, joined Sep. 2012
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When you wake up not remembering a thing.....but somehow, you're still alive! 
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| 11/12/2012 3:02:27 PM |
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enjoying_life80
Muncie, IN
51, joined Oct. 2011
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When you think that dropping it like it's hot is a good idea until the next day when you can't walk.
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| 11/12/2012 3:03:24 PM |
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lasagna_rawks
Lawrenceville, GA
44, joined Aug. 2012
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When you think that dropping it like it's hot is a good idea until the next day when you can't walk.
OMG! Hilarious! Been there, done that, too many times!
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| 11/12/2012 3:03:31 PM |
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jennzlife
Cumming, GA
46, joined Sep. 2012
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When you think that dropping it like it's hot is a good idea until the next day when you can't walk.
^^^
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| 11/12/2012 3:05:14 PM |
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lasagna_rawks
Lawrenceville, GA
44, joined Aug. 2012
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You wake up fully clothed, winter coat, shoes and all, under the covers with your phone your hand... and afraid to look at those damned text messages!
Saw it in a movie once!
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| 11/12/2012 3:06:28 PM |
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will3432
Lagrange, GA
41, joined Jan. 2011
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hmmmm f**k dont drop it too hard you might break the damn thing...
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| 11/12/2012 3:07:39 PM |
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rainman781
Alpharetta, GA
45, joined Sep. 2012
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When it takes over 30 minutes just to get the door unlocked so you can pass out on the floor. Also when you are walking up a hill and the damn thing keeps moving on you.
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| 11/12/2012 3:52:43 PM |
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v_vpinkangel
Commerce, GA
47, joined Feb. 2012
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when you wake up, and someone has shit in your pants and thrown up all over you!!!
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| 11/12/2012 3:57:32 PM |
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pablo_escobar
Austell, GA
39, joined Jul. 2012
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My paynuss comes out
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| 11/12/2012 4:01:35 PM |
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nicolepc
Dacula, GA
45, joined Nov. 2011
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When you realize that you are driving down the wrong side of the road...can't imagine who would have done such a thing though
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| 11/12/2012 4:41:05 PM |
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cris770
Kingston, GA
41, joined Jul. 2012
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When u wake up going down the road in a boat Dirty fu$$ers that was a mean trick
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| 11/12/2012 4:43:18 PM |
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freebirdguy
Griffin, GA
64, joined Jan. 2010
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When u wake up going down the road in a boat Dirty fu$$ers that was a mean trick
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| 11/12/2012 5:05:41 PM |
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mayflylady
Conyers, GA
56, joined Jun. 2012
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When I start giggling, I'm definitely not a giggler! Oh, and when you fall down in an elevator and can't get back up - all the while giggling! (I'm sure this story is being saved for my retirement party by some coworkers since there were witnesses) Oh and when you don't notice you are drinking straight tequilla and you think it's water.
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| 11/12/2012 5:11:38 PM |
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obby1968
Dallas, GA
47, joined Jul. 2011
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I giggle sober or drunk so that doesn't work for me but when Yettie is drawing on me with markers, I am totally trashed.
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| 11/12/2012 5:15:45 PM |
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imbill1962
Snellville, GA
55, joined May. 2012
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Now.
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| 11/12/2012 6:22:51 PM |
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jennzlife
Cumming, GA
46, joined Sep. 2012
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Now.
I'm getting there...beware DH friends
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| 11/12/2012 6:25:48 PM |
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pleazu2010
Hartwell, GA
54, joined Jan. 2011
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I'm getting there...beware DH friends
Can I come over and watch or something ..
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| 11/12/2012 6:40:22 PM |
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lasagna_rawks
Lawrenceville, GA
44, joined Aug. 2012
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You start missing people you shouldn't.
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| 11/12/2012 6:44:10 PM |
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daizys118
Powder Springs, GA
40, joined Apr. 2012
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You guys started without me, my kids are still settling in....dammit
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| 11/12/2012 6:44:51 PM |
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freebirdguy
Griffin, GA
64, joined Jan. 2010
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You start missing people you shouldn't.
OMG. Is that what I think it is? 
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| 11/12/2012 6:45:11 PM |
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jennzlife
Cumming, GA
46, joined Sep. 2012
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Can I come over and watch or something ..
Got bourbon?? 
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| 11/12/2012 6:46:52 PM |
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cc4187
Lagrange, GA
58, joined Dec. 2009
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I know I am drunk when my teeth get numb.
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| 11/12/2012 6:48:40 PM |
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medic4660
Cochran, GA
46, joined Aug. 2012
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U walk down the street with one foot on the curb and the other on the street and u think ur crippled
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| 11/12/2012 6:53:00 PM |
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lasagna_rawks
Lawrenceville, GA
44, joined Aug. 2012
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U walk down the street with one foot on the curb and the other on the street and u think ur crippled
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