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bamafreebird
Brownsboro, AL
64, joined Jan. 2013
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If I one the big lotto, wonder what I would do.
Meet singles at DateHookup.dating, we're 100% free! Join now!
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| 8/7/2013 8:30:01 PM |
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connier
Nampa, ID
70, joined Jun. 2008
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If you won the lotto, you would be busy hiding from all your new relatives
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| 8/7/2013 8:54:18 PM |
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tweetepie2
McKinney, TX
65, joined Jun. 2013
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Lol you'd get us both maimed by a Jersey woman is what you'd do. 
If things are good and solid in the relationship,,then a friendly hug & kiss amongst friends, shouldn't be a problem,,trust and confidence in the relationship can handle it.
If I had a boyfriend, I wouldn't mind him hugging an old friend,,or giving her a friendly like kiss,,,nothing with tongue mind you... 
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| 8/7/2013 8:56:54 PM |
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just_ct_returns
Rome, GA
58, joined Sep. 2012
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So I can hump your leg like a puppy and its all good
since i'm not using tongue?
heeheehehehehehheheheeee
lol you'll have to ask Zippy about my leg humping tendencies in state parks.
heeheehehehee I got pics of it.
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tasgosa
Knob Noster, MO
62, joined Jul. 2013
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If he isn't #1 who do you think should be?
IF...memory serves....
Phil just won a 'Major'....Before that...Rose and Scott Both won 'Majors'...
When you gather The best in the world at a 'Major Championship' to find out who is the best....
Shouldn't they be deemed #1...???
"If My Grandmother had wheels , she'd be a Wagon"
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| 8/7/2013 9:22:26 PM |
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just_ct_returns
Rome, GA
58, joined Sep. 2012
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Lol, I'm an Arizona State fan. What would I know about being #1?
I also can't golf for shit but I'm a Phil Mickelson and Bubba Watson fan.
Us left handers have to stick together. 
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| 8/7/2013 9:37:09 PM |
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cupocheer
Assumption, IL
68, joined May. 2010
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IF you had two pennies to run together would you self-combust?
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| 8/7/2013 9:57:52 PM |
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just_ct_returns
Rome, GA
58, joined Sep. 2012
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If your fake male id had relations with your fake female id
could you possibly get yourself cyberpregnant?
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| 8/7/2013 10:01:44 PM |
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cupocheer
Assumption, IL
68, joined May. 2010
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IF your fake male profile and your fake female profile sexted would you get all hot and bothered?
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| 8/7/2013 10:04:48 PM |
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just_ct_returns
Rome, GA
58, joined Sep. 2012
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If my uncle had tits...
Would he be my aunt?
Wait. My uncle does have tits.
Dammit, totally screwed up a perfectly good funny post.
Never mind. 
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| 8/7/2013 10:06:19 PM |
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cupocheer
Assumption, IL
68, joined May. 2010
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If your aunt had boobs would they be her nephew and niece?
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| 8/7/2013 10:08:10 PM |
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just_ct_returns
Rome, GA
58, joined Sep. 2012
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If my aunt had boobs...
She'd be $5,000 poorer.
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| 8/7/2013 10:10:26 PM |
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cupocheer
Assumption, IL
68, joined May. 2010
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If your aunt had boobs....
she wouldn't need a flotation vest on the bass boat.
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| 8/7/2013 10:15:56 PM |
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just_ct_returns
Rome, GA
58, joined Sep. 2012
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This is the south dear.
My aunt with a floatation vest...
IS THE BOAT.
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| 8/7/2013 10:17:29 PM |
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cupocheer
Assumption, IL
68, joined May. 2010
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Please remain on topic.
IF a pontoon was a boat would it float?
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| 8/7/2013 10:42:07 PM |
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kitty97
West Palm Beach, FL
61, joined Aug. 2011
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“If A is a success in life, then A equals x plus y plus z.
Work is x; y is play; and z is keeping your mouth shut”
? Albert Einstein
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| 8/7/2013 10:57:00 PM |
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cupocheer
Assumption, IL
68, joined May. 2010
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IF Einstein was such a genius why didn't he know to use numbers instead of letters in calculations? Huh?
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| 8/7/2013 11:02:53 PM |
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bluesrule
Marshalltown, IA
61, joined Jul. 2011
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IF Einstein was such a genius why didn't he know to use numbers instead of letters in calculations? Huh?
If he hadn't been focusing on the Aunts boobs then who knows. But I bet he could count to two.
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cupocheer
Assumption, IL
68, joined May. 2010
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IF that calculation is correct "Y"?
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| 8/8/2013 12:06:16 AM |
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reflectiveone
Fort Worth, TX
66, joined Jul. 2013
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If I only had a brain...........
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| 8/8/2013 4:30:58 PM |
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cupocheer
Assumption, IL
68, joined May. 2010
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IF Jack Daniels was a musician would his name be Charlie?
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| 8/8/2013 7:45:33 PM |
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ray_licious
Georgetown, DE
56, joined Nov. 2012
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"If" I scratched your back, would you scratch mine?...
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| 8/8/2013 9:06:50 PM |
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cupocheer
Assumption, IL
68, joined May. 2010
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IF you entered into the Aurora Borealis would you feel the electricity?
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| 8/9/2013 10:15:29 AM |
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kennylooking4u
Victorville, CA
59, joined Dec. 2010
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If I had a moment...
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| 8/9/2013 10:59:13 AM |
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earl425
Houston, TX
61, joined Jun. 2013
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If the world was perfect it would be like me
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| 8/9/2013 12:34:37 PM |
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cupocheer
Assumption, IL
68, joined May. 2010
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IF life were meant to be mundane why was it called life?
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| 8/9/2013 1:22:19 PM |
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vladimir_jerkov
Düsseldorf
Germany
62, joined Aug. 2013
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If imitation is the sincerest form of flattery, are copy cats redundant?
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| 8/9/2013 1:23:55 PM |
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jeffandr
Leechburg, PA
57, joined Aug. 2011
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If I were a rich man,I wouldn't have to work.......
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| 8/9/2013 1:39:42 PM |
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august_lady_bug
Dallas, TX
62, joined Feb. 2012
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If Jeff didn't have to work...we would see more of him!
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| 8/9/2013 1:55:43 PM |
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weaimtoplease
Geneva, OH
68, joined Dec. 2007
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What IF 25 years ago tomorrow I had not moved to Georgia?
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| 8/9/2013 3:48:29 PM |
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mrusedup
Boss, MO
67, joined May. 2012
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Wonder if wonder woman wanders while she wonders?
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| 8/9/2013 5:30:13 PM |
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cupocheer
Assumption, IL
68, joined May. 2010
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IF the road is hard what is the path?
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| 8/9/2013 7:19:54 PM |
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ray_licious
Georgetown, DE
56, joined Nov. 2012
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"If" I had only skipped desert...
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| 8/9/2013 7:24:30 PM |
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nat_now
Ocala, FL
59, joined Jul. 2013
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IF only the gifs would work on this dang phone at times other than it randomly sees fit!
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| 8/9/2013 9:47:43 PM |
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debbie5
Keller, TX
60, joined Jun. 2009
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If time were to stand still for a moment, I would want to spend that moment with you
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| 8/10/2013 12:20:41 AM |
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nat_now
Ocala, FL
59, joined Jul. 2013
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If only
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| 8/10/2013 12:28:54 AM |
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jeffandr
Leechburg, PA
57, joined Aug. 2011
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If I had to start over again,I would start at the beginning.....
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| 8/10/2013 12:37:17 AM |
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august_lady_bug
Dallas, TX
62, joined Feb. 2012
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If I could just close my eyes and be there!
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| 8/10/2013 8:08:49 AM |
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cupocheer
Assumption, IL
68, joined May. 2010
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IF I had a dime for every stupid post on this site I would buy me an island.
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earl425
Houston, TX
61, joined Jun. 2013
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If the world was square we could push people off the edge
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vladimir_jerkov
Düsseldorf
Germany
62, joined Aug. 2013
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I could while away the hours, contemplating flowers, if I only had a brain.
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| 8/10/2013 9:48:46 AM |
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cupocheer
Assumption, IL
68, joined May. 2010
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IF I were on the "Yellow Brick Road" would I have broken something?
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| 8/10/2013 12:27:23 PM |
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vladimir_jerkov
Düsseldorf
Germany
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If a twaddler twaddles anything of worth, is it still considered twaddling?
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| 8/10/2013 8:01:31 PM |
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cupocheer
Assumption, IL
68, joined May. 2010
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IF echoes have echos which echo echos?
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| 8/10/2013 10:06:11 PM |
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jeffandr
Leechburg, PA
57, joined Aug. 2011
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If I heard you the first time why did you repeat it
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| 8/10/2013 11:23:12 PM |
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connier
Nampa, ID
70, joined Jun. 2008
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if you heard me the first time, why did you not answer then?
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| 8/10/2013 11:26:40 PM |
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jeffandr
Leechburg, PA
57, joined Aug. 2011
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If I would have answered you then I would not have gotten the extra attention......
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bigbogiman
Corpus Christi, TX
65, joined Feb. 2011
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If I told you a secret would you tell?
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| 8/10/2013 11:32:35 PM |
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nat_now
Ocala, FL
59, joined Jul. 2013
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If you whispered it in my ear, it would render me speechless.
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| 8/10/2013 11:39:55 PM |
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jeffandr
Leechburg, PA
57, joined Aug. 2011
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If you do it right I will get goosebumps
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| 8/10/2013 11:44:44 PM |
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bigbogiman
Corpus Christi, TX
65, joined Feb. 2011
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warning: If I sometimes repeat myself, possible multiple renderings. 
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jeffandr
Leechburg, PA
57, joined Aug. 2011
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If I was a girl I would sing this.........
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bigbogiman
Corpus Christi, TX
65, joined Feb. 2011
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If I were a carpenter and you were a lady...
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| 8/10/2013 11:59:55 PM |
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jeffandr
Leechburg, PA
57, joined Aug. 2011
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If I only understood.........
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| 8/11/2013 12:28:36 AM |
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jeffandr
Leechburg, PA
57, joined Aug. 2011
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If I ain't got you then what?????
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| 8/11/2013 12:42:10 AM |
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jeffandr
Leechburg, PA
57, joined Aug. 2011
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what IF God was one of us????????
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| 8/11/2013 12:49:33 AM |
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jeffandr
Leechburg, PA
57, joined Aug. 2011
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If your happy and you know it.....
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| 8/11/2013 12:57:10 AM |
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jeffandr
Leechburg, PA
57, joined Aug. 2011
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if that brings you enjoyment embrace it........
If you like pina coladas
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| 8/11/2013 1:30:54 AM |
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bigbogiman
Corpus Christi, TX
65, joined Feb. 2011
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If you could read my mind
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| 8/11/2013 1:42:27 AM |
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findingalicia
Lexington, KY
66, joined May. 2011
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If you can dream it.. 
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