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6/17/2014 7:15:51 PM	Tami's Daily Joke ~ cause it's always funny. \| Page 4
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01hotderp Tampa, FL 37, joined May. 2014	You know Deadpool posted that selfie on his Facebook..
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javajunkiejr Auburndale, FL 43, joined Jan. 2013	Hell yes, he did!..
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1nonlytxgrl Georgetown, TX 44, joined Apr. 2014	like i said to someone else.. i like the blue kool-aid... but hell those spidey slipper and underwear are pretty funny...
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javajunkiejr Auburndale, FL 43, joined Jan. 2013	Yes, I saw your comment.. Diggin the spidey slippers...
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tami813 Tampa, FL 37, joined Oct. 2012	A study conducted by UCLA's Department of Psychiatry has revealed that the kind of face a woman finds attractive on a man can differ depending on where she is in her menstrual cycle. For example: If she is ovulating, she is attracted to men with rugged and masculine features. However, if she is menstruating, or menopausal, she tends to be more attracted to a man with duct tape over his mouth and a spear lodged in his chest while he is on fire. No further studies are expected.
6/20/2014 3:29:15 PM	Tami's Daily Joke ~ cause it's always funny. \| Page 4
javajunkiejr Auburndale, FL 43, joined Jan. 2013	Quote from tami813: A study conducted by UCLA's Department of Psychiatry has revealed that the kind of face a woman finds attractive on a man can differ depending on where she is in her menstrual cycle. For example: If she is ovulating, she is attracted to men with rugged and masculine features. However, if she is menstruating, or menopausal, she tends to be more attracted to a man with duct tape over his mouth and a spear lodged in his chest while he is on fire. No further studies are expected. Interesting...... OT:
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matehmike Hanceville, AL 41, joined Jun. 2012	Why does it suck to be an egg?? You only get laid once...You only get hard once...And when you do your already in hot water>>>
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grand_royal Climax, MI 31, joined Apr. 2014	KOALA BEAR AND THE HOOKER A koala bear and a hooker go back to her place and they get undressed. The koala bear goes down on the hooker for 3 hours straight. She has multiple orgasms!!! After 3 hours he stops, gets up and puts on his little koala clothes. The woman is hanging back huffing and puffing from exhaustion. "Oh God,that was great! Now I need my money." The koala bear just looks at her and shrugs. Then the hooker says, "No, I need my money. I'm a hooker and this is how I make a living." The koala bear just looks at her and continues to put on his clothes. Then the hooker gets up and runs to the bookshelf, grabs a dictionary and thumbs through it to "hooker." She hands it to the koala bear and it reads: "HOOKER: person who has sex for money." Then the koala bear turns the page to "koala bear" and walks out the door. The hooker reads: "KOALA BEAR: Eats Bushes and Leaves." This was a repost from my other pro that was deleted [Edited 6/24/2014 2:08:43 AM ]
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notmeant2b Fernandina Beach, FL 34, joined Apr. 2012	An old Italian couple is walking around in the mall. After a while they get separated so the woman goes up to the first saleswoman she sees and ask: “Escusa me, have you seen-a my-a Tony. He’s got a big-a belly and a-lotsa of curly black hair?” The saleswoman answers that she hasn’t seen her husband. So the Italian woman goes to aks another saleswoman: “Escusa me, have you seen-a me Tony. He’s got a big-a belly and a-lotsa of curly black hair?” “No, I’m sorry ma’am, I haven’t seen your husband.” The Italian woman goes to see one more saleswoman and ask: “Escusa me, have you seen-a me Tony. He’s got a big-a belly and a-lotsa of curly black hair?” The saleswoman answers: “Yes I saw him, he ran out of here lickety split.” To which the Italian woman answers: “No no no, that’s not-a my Tony, he pinch-a the bum, grab-a the breasts but he no lickety split."
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javajunkiejr Auburndale, FL 43, joined Jan. 2013	Quote from 01hotderp:
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01hotderp Tampa, FL 37, joined May. 2014	. [Edited 6/27/2014 8:26:56 PM ]
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01hotderp Tampa, FL 37, joined May. 2014	[Edited 6/29/2014 5:36:38 PM ]
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javajunkiejr Auburndale, FL 43, joined Jan. 2013	"If you've got me, then,.....WHO'S got YOU"!?!?!... OT:
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01hotderp Tampa, FL 37, joined May. 2014	Is that the BOZO Clown Show? Look at them groovie moves.. [Edited 6/29/2014 5:49:00 PM ]
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javajunkiejr Auburndale, FL 43, joined Jan. 2013	Hell yes it is..
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01hotderp Tampa, FL 37, joined May. 2014	That's so not right, Superman as a lead singer with Batman, Wonder Woman, Spider-man, Thor and Zod as backup dancers. Damn you BOZO the Clown..
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javajunkiejr Auburndale, FL 43, joined Jan. 2013	Alas, that was under the theory of "Disco, will heal the universe"..
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01hotderp Tampa, FL 37, joined May. 2014	Quote from javajunkiejr: Alas, that was under the theory of "Disco, will heal the universe".. "heal".. Thank Odin we have much cooler Superheros like Deadpool and Punisher.. [Edited 6/29/2014 6:22:27 PM ]
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javajunkiejr Auburndale, FL 43, joined Jan. 2013	Indeed...
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01hotderp Tampa, FL 37, joined May. 2014	Sorry my moneys on the White Ranger.. [Edited 6/29/2014 6:44:40 PM ]
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sweetmuffin74 Savannah, GA 43, joined Mar. 2012	Pink ranger rocks and she would kick both their asses!!
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tami813 Tampa, FL 37, joined Oct. 2012	I asked a Chinese girl for her number. She said, "Sex! Sex! Sex! Free sex tonight!" I said, "Wow!" Then her friend said, "She means 666-3629."
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01hotderp Tampa, FL 37, joined May. 2014	Now I want crab regs..
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bambi_sparkles Taft, CA 39, joined May. 2014	Someone tell me a joke
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magicm24 Springfield, IL 37, joined May. 2014	Hey Bambi, A group of students who were trying to become Chiropractors noticed there was only one question on their final exam. The question was.... Using only the letters N-E-P-I-S Name the part of the body that functions best while erect. The students that spelled out SPINE graduated. Those that spelled something different became politicians.
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ljkonopinski Tosca South Africa 34, joined Jun. 2012	good one, M.
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bambi_sparkles Taft, CA 39, joined May. 2014	I'm really surprised I saw spine first. I thought my mind was dirtier then that!
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magicm24 Springfield, IL 37, joined May. 2014	Seriously? You did? Well that ruined the whole joke
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ljkonopinski Tosca South Africa 34, joined Jun. 2012	Quote from bambi_sparkles: I'm really surprised I saw spine first. I thought my mind was dirtier then that! I definitely did NOT see spine first. lol
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bambi_sparkles Taft, CA 39, joined May. 2014	Why saint lj....I'm shocked
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tami813 Tampa, FL 37, joined Oct. 2012	A guy calls a company and orders their 5-day, 10 lb. weight loss program. The next day, there's a knock on the door and there stands before him a voluptuous, athletic, 19 year old babe dressed in nothing but a pair of Nike running shoes and a sign around her neck. She introduces herself as a representative of the weight loss company. The sign reads, "If you can catch me, you can have me." Without a second thought, he takes off after her. A few miles later huffing and puffing, he finally gives up. The same girl shows up for the next four days and the same thing happens. On the fifth day, he weighs himself and is delighted to find he has lost 10 lbs. as promised. He calls the company and orders their 5-day/20 pound program. The next day there's a knock at the door and there stands the most stunning, beautiful, sexy woman he has ever seen in his life. She is wearing nothing but Reebok running shoes and a sign around her neck that reads, "If you catch me you can have me". Well, he's out the door after her like a shot. This girl is in excellent shape and he does his best, but no such luck. So for the next four days, the same routine happens with him gradually getting in better and better shape. Much to his delight on the fifth day when he weighs himself, he discovers that he has lost another 20 lbs. as promised. He decides to go for broke and calls the company to order the 7-day/50 pound program "Are you sure?" asks the representative on the phone. "This is our most rigorous program." "Absolutely," he replies, "I haven't felt this good in years." The next day there's a knock at the door; and when he opens it he finds a huge muscular guy standing there wearing nothing but pink running shoes and a sign around his neck that reads, "If I catch you, your a** is mine." He lost 63 pounds that week.
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01hotderp Tampa, FL 37, joined May. 2014	^ To soon?
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bambi_sparkles Taft, CA 39, joined May. 2014	Maybe a little
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tami813 Tampa, FL 37, joined Oct. 2012	Why don't crabs donate to charity? Cause they are shellfish.
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magicm24 Springfield, IL 37, joined May. 2014	How does a woman scare her gynecologist? She becomes a ventriloquist
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mistalee410 Phoenix, AZ 32, joined Jul. 2014	Kinda sad.. i looked at the spine joke and came up with penis 3x before i could see spine. Whats up with all the deadpool? Havrnt seen mrntion of him since i was like....8.
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bambi_sparkles Taft, CA 39, joined May. 2014	I like trannys. Except for the one in the compliment thread the other day. She wasn't very nice.
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01hotderp Tampa, FL 37, joined May. 2014	Quote from javajunkiejr: Now I need a Saved Progress Chip for my next level..
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javajunkiejr Auburndale, FL 43, joined Jan. 2013	It would be great if every time we leveled up, we got a free 12 pk of beer or bottle of liquor..

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