| 3/13/2014 9:32:35 AM |
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n3lly_n3l
Oklahoma City, OK
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| 3/19/2014 1:25:05 AM |
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sc0uting4u
Sarasota, FL
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| 3/19/2014 10:28:51 AM |
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tami813
Tampa, FL
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A cardiac specialist died and at his funeral the coffin was placed in front of a huge mock up of a heart made up of flowers. When the pastor finished with the sermon and eulogy, and after everyone said their good-byes, the heart opened, the coffin rolled inside and the heart closed. Just then one of the mourners burst into laughter.
The guy next to him asked: "Why are you laughing?"
"I was thinking about my own funeral," the man replied.
"What's so funny about that?"
"I'm a gynecologist."
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| 3/21/2014 12:59:18 PM |
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tami813
Tampa, FL
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On the farm lived a chicken and a horse, both of whom loved to play together. One day, the two were playing, when the horse fell into a bog and began to sink. Scared for his life, the horse whinnied for the chicken to go get the farmer for help! Off the chicken ran, back to the farm.
Arriving at the farm, he searched and searched for the farmer, but to no avail, for he had gone to town with the only tractor. Running around, the chicken spied the farmer's new Harley. Finding the keys in the ignition, the chicken sped off with a length of rope hoping he still had time to save his friend's life.
Back at the bog, the horse was surprised, but happy, to see the chicken arrive on the shiny Harley, and he managed to get a hold of the loop of rope the chicken tossed to him. After tying the other end to the rear bumper of the farmer's bike, the chicken then drove slowly forward and, with the aid of the powerful bike, rescued the horse! Happy and proud, the chicken rode the Harley back to the farmhouse, and the farmer was none the wiser when he returned.
The friendship between the two animals was cemented: Best Buddies, Best Pals.
A few weeks later, the chicken fell into a mud pit, and soon, he too, began to sink and cried out to the horse to save his life. The horse thought a moment, walked over, and straddled the large puddle. Looking underneath, he told the chicken to grab his hangy-down thing and he could then lift him out of the pit. The chicken got a good grip, and the horse pulled him up and out, saving his life.
The moral of the story? (Yes, there's a moral!)
"When You're Hung Like A Horse, You Don't Need A Harley To Pick Up Chicks!"
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| 3/25/2014 5:21:43 PM |
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javajunkiejr
Auburndale, FL
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| 3/25/2014 5:45:41 PM |
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sc0uting4u
Sarasota, FL
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| 3/28/2014 7:45:30 PM |
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javajunkiejr
Auburndale, FL
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| 4/1/2014 11:19:01 AM |
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4909fc
Auburndale, FL
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You owe us some jokes, lady
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| 4/1/2014 11:41:57 AM |
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up2youandme
Chandler, AZ
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Chicken
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| 4/1/2014 12:03:13 PM |
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tami813
Tampa, FL
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Q: Why does a chicken coop have two doors?
A: Because if it had four doors it would be a chicken sedan 
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| 4/1/2014 12:04:45 PM |
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up2youandme
Chandler, AZ
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Haha 
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| 4/1/2014 6:59:52 PM |
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javajunkiejr
Auburndale, FL
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Q: Why does a chicken coop have two doors?
A: Because if it had four doors it would be a chicken sedan
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| 4/4/2014 1:45:59 PM |
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tami813
Tampa, FL
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Boy: "Want to hear a joke about my d*ck? Never mind, it's too long."
Girl: "Wanna hear a joke about my p*ssy? Never mind, you won't get it."
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| 4/4/2014 9:15:38 PM |
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sweetmuffin74
Savannah, GA
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| 4/4/2014 9:21:15 PM |
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whaa_a
Tazewell, TN
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ROLMFAO!!!  
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| 4/5/2014 9:23:13 AM |
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javajunkiejr
Auburndale, FL
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WOMEN ARE UNIQUE ....
Husband’s Voice Mail Message (by cellphone):
Honey, a car has hit me when I was out of the office. Paula brought me to the Hospital.
They have been making tests and taking X-rays.
The blow to my head has been very strong, fortunately it seems that it did not cause any serious injury, but I have three broken ribs, a compound fracture in the left leg, and they may have to amputate the right foot.
Wife’s Response:
Who the f**k is Paula?..
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| 4/5/2014 9:25:16 AM |
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sc0uting4u
Sarasota, FL
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It's funny because it's true.
As soon as I read Paula I wondered who she was.
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| 4/5/2014 9:32:14 AM |
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javajunkiejr
Auburndale, FL
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| 4/6/2014 8:12:10 AM |
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javajunkiejr
Auburndale, FL
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For hot...
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| 4/7/2014 6:22:58 AM |
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javajunkiejr
Auburndale, FL
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| 4/7/2014 10:14:29 AM |
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tami813
Tampa, FL
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And the one for Hot was funny too
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| 4/9/2014 8:30:33 PM |
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sc0uting4u
Sarasota, FL
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Need new jokes!
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| 4/9/2014 8:41:41 PM |
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notmeant2b
Fernandina Beach, FL
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| 4/12/2014 7:17:12 AM |
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javajunkiejr
Auburndale, FL
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| 4/13/2014 6:55:58 AM |
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javajunkiejr
Auburndale, FL
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| 4/16/2014 8:31:27 AM |
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sweetmuffin74
Savannah, GA
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| 4/16/2014 11:07:42 AM |
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urplumber15
Cleveland, TX
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Q- What do you call a Master Fisherman?
A- A MasterBaiter
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| 4/17/2014 7:13:54 AM |
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n3lly_n3l
Oklahoma City, OK
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| 4/17/2014 6:38:04 PM |
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javajunkiejr
Auburndale, FL
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| 4/18/2014 4:40:51 PM |
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Oklahoma City, OK
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| 4/18/2014 8:36:15 PM |
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Tampa, FL
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| 4/19/2014 7:58:27 AM |
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Auburndale, FL
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| 4/22/2014 1:09:27 PM |
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tami813
Tampa, FL
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Tragically, three friends die in a car crash, and they find themselves at the gates of heaven. Before entering, they are each asked a question by St. Peter.
"When you are in your casket and friends and family are mourning upon you, what would you like to hear them say about you?" asks St. Peter.
The first guy says, "I would like to hear them say that I was a great doctor of my time, and a great family man."
The second guy says, "I would like to hear that I was a wonderful husband and school teacher who made a huge difference in our children of tomorrow."
The last guy replies, "I would like to hear them say, "Look! He's moving!"
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| 4/28/2014 4:06:24 PM |
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javajunkiejr
Auburndale, FL
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| 5/2/2014 11:28:53 AM |
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tami813
Tampa, FL
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The i.r.s. suspected a fishing boat owner wasn't paying proper wages to his deckhand and sent an auditor to investigate him.
Auditor: "I need a list of your employees and how much you pay them."
Boat Owner: "Well, there's Clarence, my deckhand, he's been with me for 3 years. I pay him $1,000 a week plus free room and board.
Then there's the mentally challenged guy. He works about 18 hours every day and does about 90% of the work around here. He makes about $10 per week, pays his own room and board, and I buy him a bottle of rum and a dozen lagers every Saturday night so he can cope with life.
He also gets to sleep with my wife occasionally."
Auditor: "That's the guy I want to talk to - the mentally challenged one."
Boat Owner: "That'll be me. What'd you want to know?"
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| 5/2/2014 1:20:36 PM |
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justmein985
Amite, LA
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| 5/3/2014 5:12:57 AM |
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javajunkiejr
Auburndale, FL
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Last week, a group of bikers were riding west on I-90 to Sturgis when they saw a girl about to jump off the Fort Pierre Bridge . So they stopped.
George, their leader, a big burly man of 53, gets off his Harley, walks through a group of gawkers, past the State Trooper who was trying to talk her down off the railing, and says,
"Hey Baby.....whatcha doin' up there on that railin'?"
She says tearfully, "I'm going to commit suicide!!"
While he didn't want to appear "sensitive," George also didn't want to miss this "be-a-legend" opportunity either so he asked ..."Well, before you jump, Honey-Babe...why don't you give ole George here your best last kiss?"
So, with no hesitation at all, she leaned back over the railing and did just that ... And it was a long, deep, lingering kiss followed immediately by another even better one.
After they breathlessly finished, George gets a big thumbs-up approval from his biker-buddies, the onlookers, and even the State Trooper, and then says,
"Wow! That was the best kiss I have ever had, Honey! That's a real talent you're wasting, Sugar Shorts. You could be famous if you rode with me. Why the hell are you committing suicide?"
"My parents don't like me dressing up like a girl."
It's still unclear whether she jumped or was pushed...
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| 5/6/2014 6:20:20 PM |
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javajunkiejr
Auburndale, FL
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| 5/14/2014 8:08:14 PM |
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typer202
Chesterfield, MO
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Has it been a day? NEEEED JOKE
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| 5/15/2014 6:20:47 AM |
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tami813
Tampa, FL
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TMZ released a surveillance video of Beyoncé’s sister, Solange, hitting and kicking her husband Jay-Z in an elevator.
It's embarrassing for Beyoncé, but it's the best-case scenario for when someone tells you, "Hey, a video just leaked online of your husband and your sister going at it."
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| 5/15/2014 6:26:53 AM |
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n3lly_n3l
Oklahoma City, OK
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| 5/15/2014 10:11:38 AM |
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sweetmuffin74
Savannah, GA
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Jim and Edna are both mental patients. One day Jim jumps into the swimming pool but, doesn't come up for air. Quick as a flash, Edna sees her friend in trouble, so dives in and pulls him out.
Later, the hospital director calls Edna into his office and says 'Edna, Ive got some good news and some bad news. The good news is, we are releasing you as you are obviously sane 'saving anothers life'. But unfortunately, the bad news is that Jim hanged himself in the bathroom ...'
'Oh no' Edna replies, 'that's where I put him to dry !'
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| 5/15/2014 10:21:20 AM |
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jrmldks
Norwalk, CA
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Dave had waited 4 years to ask Emily out and he finally did at prom and he couldn't believe his luck when she said yes. On prom day, he went to get his tux and there was a huge line. Dave patiently waited in the tx line and although it took a while, he finally got his and was dressed. Next he went to get a limo but again there was a long line. Again he waited and finally his turn in the limo line was up and he successfully acquired the services for the evening. He stopped by the florist to get a corsage and unbelievably there was a line for that as well. Dave wanted everything to be perfect so he waited in the florist line and selected a great flower for his date. He picked her up and when they got to prom there was a line to get in. Not deterred or mad Dave and Emily waited in the line to get in and then again in the picture line to have photos taken. They danced and Emily asked Dave to get her some punch. He went to the the table to get some and there is no punch line.
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| 5/15/2014 10:25:01 AM |
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justshy36
Beverly Hills, CA
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| 5/20/2014 8:43:27 PM |
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Georgetown, TX
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| 5/21/2014 7:53:29 AM |
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tyler74171
Mauldin, SC
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| 5/21/2014 5:14:16 PM |
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javajunkiejr
Auburndale, FL
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Tx!..
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| 5/25/2014 8:52:11 AM |
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javajunkiejr
Auburndale, FL
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| 5/25/2014 10:08:22 PM |
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Georgetown, TX
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| 5/28/2014 7:25:17 PM |
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tami813
Tampa, FL
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This made me laugh....
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| 5/29/2014 6:17:37 PM |
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javajunkiejr
Auburndale, FL
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| 5/29/2014 6:31:09 PM |
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tami813
Tampa, FL
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Posting for you know who.
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| 5/30/2014 3:23:33 PM |
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oliveoil1682
Lake Alfred, FL
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| 5/30/2014 11:32:22 PM |
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Georgetown, TX
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| 6/3/2014 8:17:08 PM |
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javajunkiejr
Auburndale, FL
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Tami, please make sure your hubby sees this one...
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| 6/3/2014 9:41:00 PM |
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01hotderp
Tampa, FL
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I love how Deadpool tries to be cooler than Spiderman..
[Edited 6/3/2014 9:41:44 PM ]
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| 6/4/2014 5:28:44 AM |
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javajunkiejr
Auburndale, FL
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The funniest thing is, I can see the two of us saying the same stuff, in a similar situation..
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| 6/4/2014 8:17:34 PM |
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01hotderp
Tampa, FL
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In that situation I'd use, You Don't Mess Around With Jim by Jim Croce..
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| 6/16/2014 9:54:12 PM |
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cleavage_queen
Limerick, NY
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Someone tell me a joke
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| 6/17/2014 7:13:05 PM |
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Tampa, FL
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