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1/29/2014 11:13:32 AM When your date accidently cuts the cheese?  

victus_puella1
Over 1,000 Posts (1,488)
Seattle, WA
23, joined Nov. 2013


My last date did this during a movie we were watching
The awkwardness




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1/29/2014 1:03:14 PM When your date accidently cuts the cheese?  
coldness
Kent, WA
23, joined Dec. 2013




1/29/2014 1:11:18 PM When your date accidently cuts the cheese?  

zimzane2
Over 10,000 Posts!!! (25,756)
High Point, NC
56, joined Jan. 2013


Quote from victus_puella1:
My last date did this during a movie we were watching
The awkwardness





Being human each person has something in common of farting.

1/29/2014 2:53:42 PM When your date accidently cuts the cheese?  
angelkiss58
Pass Christian, MS
29, joined Oct. 2013


I would have laughed

1/29/2014 4:23:08 PM When your date accidently cuts the cheese?  

packersbabe920
Over 10,000 Posts!!! (56,024)
Green Bay, WI
51, joined Jul. 2013


That's funny..

1/29/2014 5:19:29 PM When your date accidently cuts the cheese?  

illan615
Holland, MI
54, joined Oct. 2012


Quote from victus_puella1:
My last date did this during a movie we were watching
The awkwardness


My Mother always said, "Whatever... even the Queen does it". Mom let it rip whenever she had to. Really. Everybody does it.. no big deal.

1/30/2014 3:17:18 AM When your date accidently cuts the cheese?  

victus_puella1
Over 1,000 Posts (1,488)
Seattle, WA
23, joined Nov. 2013


Hahahaha ha


1/31/2014 10:29:35 AM When your date accidently cuts the cheese?  

keepslowprofile
Over 4,000 Posts! (5,537)
Moose Lake, MN
97, joined Nov. 2011


Quote from victus_puella1:
My last date did this during a movie we were watching
The awkwardness


Yes, that is awkward. Just be glad it was only air because it could have been worse.

2/1/2014 6:33:07 PM When your date accidently cuts the cheese?  

maniacmassager
Over 10,000 Posts!!! (42,852)
Lawrence, MA
50, joined Mar. 2008


Better to make a joke about it, than pretend it never happened.

2/3/2014 10:26:55 PM When your date accidently cuts the cheese?  

pickygirl72
Over 10,000 Posts!!! (17,216)
Barrow, AK
45, joined Sep. 2011


We are human and we f@rt, get over it. Say something funny and move on.

2/3/2014 11:09:58 PM When your date accidently cuts the cheese?  
smoothcruzn
Jersey City, NJ
28, joined Aug. 2012


if my date cut the cheese .Then il slice the bread...We all fart ....dont get ur panties n a bunch...

2/5/2014 12:15:54 AM When your date accidently cuts the cheese?  

myrealme
Over 10,000 Posts!!! (10,246)
Nampa, ID
41, joined Aug. 2013




2/5/2014 7:13:25 AM When your date accidently cuts the cheese?  

hopeguz3
Over 10,000 Posts!!! (11,496)
Canton, GA
23, joined Feb. 2011


Quote from smoothcruzn:
if my date cut the cheese .Then il slice the bread...We all fart ....dont get ur panties n a bunch...


You can make a sandwich

2/8/2014 9:26:35 AM When your date accidently cuts the cheese?  

maniacmassager
Over 10,000 Posts!!! (42,852)
Lawrence, MA
50, joined Mar. 2008


I don't fart thank god.

2/15/2014 5:00:09 PM When your date accidently cuts the cheese?  
lindaluvslife
Homeland, CA
44, joined Apr. 2013


Quote from maniacmassager:
I don't fart thank god.
and you are from planet bloated

3/3/2014 12:17:13 AM When your date accidently cuts the cheese?  

luckylibragal
Over 1,000 Posts (1,469)
Mesa, AZ
48, joined Oct. 2011


Laugh and fan the air!

3/12/2014 9:52:39 PM When your date accidently cuts the cheese?  

kr6980
Dearborn, MI
36, joined Aug. 2012


It's a natural thing, get over it. At least your partner wasn't laying in bed with you after sex and decided to let one rip lol with the covers on! I know it's a normal bodily function, but this one was done on purpose. And then had the nerve to look at me weird when I was grossed out lol he could've at least moved a bit!

3/18/2014 9:42:17 PM When your date accidently cuts the cheese?  

mzteriouz8207
Temecula, CA
34, joined Feb. 2014


Silencers are deadly, hope it wasnt that kind lol

3/19/2014 11:12:56 AM When your date accidently cuts the cheese?  
4uijack
Over 10,000 Posts!!! (14,309)
New Port Richey, FL
81, joined Aug. 2013


Quote from coldness:


Kill yourself, Fool!!!

3/28/2014 2:51:52 AM When your date accidently cuts the cheese?  

blackunicorn85
Winston Salem, NC
31, joined Jan. 2013


I had a date that didnt want a woman to fart around him. Lets just say that one didn't last long.

3/30/2014 12:47:57 PM When your date accidently cuts the cheese?  

zimzane2
Over 10,000 Posts!!! (25,756)
High Point, NC
56, joined Jan. 2013


Everybody farts. So what?

4/10/2014 12:38:58 AM When your date accidently cuts the cheese?  
medic1962
Ida, AR
54, joined Mar. 2013


Maybe that's my problem,,, I keep forgetting to tell them it was an accident!

4/10/2014 3:57:27 AM When your date accidently cuts the cheese?  

livinfree1o1
Long Island City, NY
35, joined Nov. 2012


you should tell him next time to bury his a** deep into the seat cushion so no one can smell it

4/10/2014 9:45:57 PM When your date accidently cuts the cheese?  

justmejb14
Grayslake, IL
51, joined Feb. 2014




4/11/2014 4:17:48 AM When your date accidently cuts the cheese?  

ladybugruth58
Over 10,000 Posts!!! (13,363)
Patton, PA
57, joined Feb. 2014


I was laughing so hard watching jackass bad granpa, I poofed.

4/11/2014 4:44:12 AM When your date accidently cuts the cheese?  
stresscase
Over 2,000 Posts (2,316)
Ridgecrest, CA
57, joined Feb. 2013


Quote from ladybugruth58:
I was laughing so hard watching jackass bad granpa, I poofed.


i love it! it's been this way since the dawn of man: When a man "cuts the cheese", he has FARTED- when a woman does it, she has "POOFED"!

5/1/2014 9:51:58 AM When your date accidently cuts the cheese?  

maniacmassager
Over 10,000 Posts!!! (42,852)
Lawrence, MA
50, joined Mar. 2008


Its less awkward to make a joke about it than ignore it. have some fun with it. that will break the ice.

5/2/2014 2:07:56 PM When your date accidently cuts the cheese?  

jade_a_bop
Over 4,000 Posts! (5,637)
Duluth, MN
38, joined Feb. 2012


if a man doesn't feel comfortable squawking a log around me, and won't accept my belching, it ain't gonna work

NEXT!

5/4/2014 6:30:19 PM When your date accidently cuts the cheese?  

cdw1986
Hutto, TX
30, joined Apr. 2014


Accidentally it happens. Normal body action.
It doesn't bother me.

I was going steady with a guy and he CONSTANTLY cut chesse in public when we were on dates and infront of my parents.
THAT'S when I say its rude and gross.

There is a time and place to cut the cheese infront of your girlfriend or boyfriend on purpose, and thats when you are not around them.

5/4/2014 6:33:32 PM When your date accidently cuts the cheese?  

forumfriendly3
Norfolk, VA
39, joined Sep. 2013


Did it make you wanna 69

5/4/2014 6:43:42 PM When your date accidently cuts the cheese?  

cdw1986
Hutto, TX
30, joined Apr. 2014


Quote from forumfriendly3:
Did it make you wanna 69


Ew. No.

8/16/2014 1:48:51 PM When your date accidently cuts the cheese?  
nurset05
Tempe, AZ
29, joined Jul. 2014


Ice breaker? I'm a nurse, so I find humor in the little things lol. And it's sooooo FUNNY!

9/10/2014 12:04:24 AM When your date accidently cuts the cheese?  

msfiesty4ever
Saint Paul, MN
30, joined Nov. 2013


Quote from victus_puella1:
My last date did this during a movie we were watching
The awkwardness

Better during a movie then during role play of a 3sum!

9/14/2014 8:03:45 PM When your date accidently cuts the cheese?  
deeppacific
Trenton, MI
45, joined Jun. 2014


the date would be over

11/15/2014 1:22:12 PM When your date accidently cuts the cheese?  

pickygirl72
Over 10,000 Posts!!! (17,216)
Barrow, AK
45, joined Sep. 2011


Quote from pickygirl72:
We are human and we f@rt, get over it. Say something funny and move on.

Man i sure impress myself with what i come up with.

11/15/2014 4:34:03 PM When your date accidently cuts the cheese?  
jimmco
Monroe, NY
54, joined Sep. 2014


Pretend it didn't happen...probably wasn't intentional

11/27/2014 1:38:35 AM When your date accidently cuts the cheese?  

tooflyforawhguy
Oshkosh, WI
24, joined Oct. 2014


Quote from victus_puella1:
My last date did this during a movie we were watching
The awkwardness



Awwww... What did you say?

12/2/2014 7:59:49 PM When your date accidently cuts the cheese?  
vagmasterflash
Over 2,000 Posts (3,458)
Durand, WI
50, joined Nov. 2014


Ppppppffffffttttt! I'm so sorry this Pppppffffttttt happened to you. Squeeky Pppfffftt it's a shame that Pppppppf#fffffffttttyy some people have no manners. Ppp] pppppppffffffffttttttt.

12/3/2014 12:19:07 PM When your date accidently cuts the cheese?  
lookin4him2012
Over 10,000 Posts!!! (10,723)
Boone, NC
48, joined Jan. 2012


Quote from victus_puella1:
My last date did this during a movie we were watching
The awkwardness


As long as he isn't sitting there doing it on purpose and acting like that's normal then I'm okay with it.

12/3/2014 2:09:49 PM When your date accidently cuts the cheese?  

pike45
Over 10,000 Posts!!! (22,307)
Omaha, NE
63, joined Feb. 2009


Quote from lookin4him2012:
As long as he isn't sitting there doing it on purpose and acting like that's normal then I'm okay with it.



Or saying "pull my finger".

12/4/2014 3:13:37 AM When your date accidently cuts the cheese?  
smell_my_balls
San Andreas, CA
36, joined Sep. 2014


When your date accidently cuts the cheese

I giggle

then ask if they want to smell my balls

12/4/2014 12:51:18 PM When your date accidently cuts the cheese?  

2691timbo
Andersonville, TN
54, joined Jul. 2014


.

12/4/2014 2:37:00 PM When your date accidently cuts the cheese?  

calblueray
Arlington, TX
60, joined Sep. 2014


No cheese I can remember but I went on dates where she didnt wipe her a** very well or her p*ssy stunk.

12/5/2014 8:40:07 PM When your date accidently cuts the cheese?  
ms_holland
Over 2,000 Posts (2,651)
Danville, AL
52, joined Mar. 2014


Quote from luckylibragal:
Laugh and fan the air!


12/7/2014 8:43:59 PM When your date accidently cuts the cheese?  
mr_bigguy1973
Over 1,000 Posts (1,375)
Urbana, OH
42, joined Mar. 2014


Makes me laugh, no big deal

12/7/2014 9:41:21 PM When your date accidently cuts the cheese?  

nkern55
Over 10,000 Posts!!! (12,475)
Oxon Hill, MD
96, joined Jun. 2014


I would ask her if she needs my napkin

1/20/2015 11:04:10 AM When your date accidently cuts the cheese?  

charlieb4200000
San Antonio, TX
35, joined Dec. 2014


I just farted.

1/27/2015 8:32:03 PM When your date accidently cuts the cheese?  
happylauren
Over 2,000 Posts (3,682)
Crown Point, IN
54, joined May. 2013


I sure would not want to smell it.

1/27/2015 8:32:43 PM When your date accidently cuts the cheese?  
happylauren
Over 2,000 Posts (3,682)
Crown Point, IN
54, joined May. 2013


Quote from charlieb4200000:
I just farted.



Take some Gas X I give it to my poodle when she has gas and it works.

2/12/2015 3:58:01 PM When your date accidently cuts the cheese?  
whydo
Hartford, CT
39, joined Oct. 2013


My ex didn't for four years. I will never understand it.

2/12/2015 3:59:01 PM When your date accidently cuts the cheese?  
whydo
Hartford, CT
39, joined Oct. 2013


Quote from nkern55:
I would ask her if she needs my napkin


2/12/2015 4:24:42 PM When your date accidently cuts the cheese?  

frank_underwood
Over 10,000 Posts!!! (12,298)
Columbia, SC
60, joined Jun. 2013


Quote from charlieb4200000:
I just farted.


Smokers fart second hand

2/12/2015 9:07:37 PM When your date accidently cuts the cheese?  

pickygirl72
Over 10,000 Posts!!! (17,216)
Barrow, AK
45, joined Sep. 2011


Just ignore it...and don't breathe.

2/13/2015 6:29:49 AM When your date accidently cuts the cheese?  

maniacmassager
Over 10,000 Posts!!! (42,852)
Lawrence, MA
50, joined Mar. 2008


Embrace the aroma.

2/20/2015 8:27:06 PM When your date accidently cuts the cheese?  
lolass30
Overton, TX
32, joined Jan. 2015



Better out than in i've always heard lol



2/26/2015 12:11:08 PM When your date accidently cuts the cheese?  

disenchanted23
Orlando, FL
25, joined Jan. 2014


If they can't accept your farts they can't accept you

2/26/2015 5:14:40 PM When your date accidently cuts the cheese?  
b2cold
Over 10,000 Posts!!! (16,950)
Elk Grove Village, IL
36, joined Mar. 2014




3/1/2015 10:45:52 PM When your date accidently cuts the cheese?  

likescareses
Eugene, OR
46, joined Feb. 2015


so your date cut the cheese oh well big deal

3/2/2015 2:33:33 AM When your date accidently cuts the cheese?  
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MogorBúdardalur
Iceland
37, joined Aug. 2014


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3/2/2015 12:58:50 PM When your date accidently cuts the cheese?  
cupocheer
Over 10,000 Posts!!! (188,658)
Assumption, IL
67, joined May. 2010


be polite and ignore